Oh Kendra, for me? You shouldn't have!
Clearing up any speculation that it doesn't in fact exist, Vivid released some preview shots from the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape/gang bang today. If you live within a mile radius of Kendra and her husband Hank in Philadelphia, expect to hear soft weeping coming from their house today. "But honey, you said you only did that on-top move with me! What else are you lying about? Hef's not really your grandpa, is he! IS HE!"
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I wonder if he tipped her?
TMZ got a hold (aka "bought") the Miley Cyrus lap dance video everyone's been talking about the past few days. In the video (on PAGE 2), Miley grinds against 44-year-old director Adam Shankman on the dance floor and then gives him a not-so-private lap dance on a couch during the wrap party for the film The Last Song. Of course some are saying Miley was just joking around and that Adam's actually gay. I don't know, seems like this dude is playing with fire. You can only have a 16-year-old millionaire rub her ass on your crotch for so long until you're suddenly showing up at her parents door telling them you got their daughter pregnant and you're both running away to Tahiti.
Let's face it Miley Cyrus has been the face of Disney for the past 5 years. She's every bit a character as Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Pluto. No gay dude alive could resist a Disney character rubbing against his crotch for ten minutes. It's basic science.
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Violet Kowal in Malibu (5/7)
Last week it was revealed that Mel Gibson cheated on his mistress Oksana Grigorieva with 26-year-old Polish porn star Violet Kowal. After an exhaustive, three-day search on numerous amateur, big boobs, and MILF porn sites, I finally found some pictures of her. Of course Mel and his rep are denying Violet's claims, but I believe her 100%. Much like Abe Lincoln and Jesus, porn stars don't lie. They're much too busy bringing joy to this cruel cruel world to tell anything but the truth. Did you know that their hearts are actually made of sugar plums and butterflies? Doctors still haven't figured out how to explain it.
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The Kendra Wilkinson sex tape features multiple partners
The Kendra Wilkinson sex tape may actually be the Kendra Wilkinson gang bang. Aw yeah baby. From Radar:
A document governing the potential sale of Kendra Wilkinson’s sex tape reveals that multiple partners were featured having intimate relations with the reality TV star, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.Well Kendra's grandma did always tell her that if something's worth doing, it's worth doing 100%. I just don't think she meant it in the "grab another dude's cock with your free hand while your boyfriend's on top of you" kind of way. I don't know, maybe she should have been more clear.
Kendra is threatening to sue over the release of a sex tape she made when she was 18. Vivid obtained the tape and the porn company says it will soon distribute it.
NOTE: To see the uncensored Kendra Wilkinson Playboy pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
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Kendra Wilkinson has a sex tape
There hasn't been a good sex tape scandal in months. Well that changed today when Vivid announced they'll be releasing a hardcore sex tape of Kendra Wilkinson by the end of May. Just in time for Memorial Day! From Radar:
[Kendra Wilkinson's] lawyer Yael E. Holtkamp - from powerhouse firm Lavely and Singer in Los Angeles - has asked porn giants Vivid Entertainment to ‘cease and desist’ with releasing the video which could highly embarrass the married reality TV star.You've got to feel bad for Kendra's husband Hank. Here's he's thinking that he married the ex-girlfriend of the 84-year-old great-grandfather who had only posed naked in a magazine four times. And then it turns out she has a sex tape? That's just embarrassing. Everyone's going to think he married some kind of whore.
Their scathing letter to Vivid reads: "The video is private and highly confidential taken for private use and not for public disclosure. Any exploitation of the video would be a gross violation of Miss Wilkinson’s constitutional and common law rights of privacy."
Sources have revealed that Wilkinson knew about the video but that she made it with a man she trusted and never thought that it would be released to the public. She is unsure who sold the steamy footage to Vivid...
CEO of Vivid Steve Hirsch does not look like he’s backing-down in the aftermath of receiving the legal warning from Wilkinson’s lawyers.
He said: “After reviewing our legal position we remain confident of our right to distribute the video. Thus Vivid.Com plans to release Kendra Exposed within the next several weeks.”
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David Boreanaz and his wife Jaime Bergman
Bones star David Boreanaz announced yesterday that he cheated on his wife, former Playboy Playmate Jaime Bergman. There were some rumors last year that he was having an affair with professional whore Rachel Uchitel. While I'm sure that was true, she isn't the specific whore David admitted to banging in this situation. Gee, what a swell guy. From TMZ:
We're told Boreanaz had a short-term relationship with the woman -- one source says they hooked up "2 or 3 times." Sources say he started paying her money -- several thousand dollars here and there -- but she began demanding more, threatening to go public with the affair. Boreanaz then confessed the affair to Jaime Bergman, his wife of 9 years.Wait a minute, isn't that called "extortion"? How is that legal? Gloria Allred is the fucking devil, only uglier.
Enter Gloria Allred, who reps the mistress. Allred contacted Boreanaz's lawyer -- legal pit bull Marty Singer -- and demanded 6 figures.
Boreanaz then blunted the attack by going public with his affair. He has refused to pay the mistress another cent.Dammit, I feel so bad for Jaime. She's just trying to get by in this crazy thing called life and her husband's out spreading seed faster than a gardener on meth. What a betrayal. If it helps comfort her -- and I don't see why it wouldn't -- she'll be in my thoughts all day . . . especially as I'm looking at nude pictures of her here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here. Stay
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Melissa Smith aka "Whore #2"
It's been a big week for Sandra Bullock. Not only did she get a new kid and a divorce, but she also got an apology from Whore #2 Melissa Smith. And it even had a cover sheet! Everything's coming up Sandra! The letter:
This Melissa chick obviously has no clue what it means to exercise sound judgment. After sleeping with another woman's husband, destroying her marriage, and publicly humiliating her in front of millions of people, she offers to discuss the matter "in person"? The only way this whore could make a worse decision is if she wore white after Labor Day or greenlit another Indiana Jones movie.
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You might want to get that thing on your lip checked out
Steven Seagal's former "executive assistant" filed a lawsuit against him yesterday, alleging sexual harassment in violation of federal labor laws; illegal sex trafficking; retaliation; wrongful termination; and false representations about employment. False representation? What a monster! From MSNBC:
A 23-year-old former model claims she interviewed with Seagal last February for the position of executive assistant. Kayden Nguyen says she got the job, but when she showed up for work, she learned, "Mr. Seagal had been keeping two young female Russian 'Attendants' on staff who were available for his sexual needs 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."I'm calling bullshit on this story. Steven Seagal can afford an executive assistant? Yeah right. What year is this, 1992? Kayden might as well have claimed that after he harassed her, Steven flew away on his spaceship made of diamonds and rare paintings.
Nguyen alleges in her suit, one of the 'Attendants' had recently quit and it was this job -- not executive assistant -- Seagal intended her to fill.
Nguyen claims the very first night on the job, Seagal treated her "as his sex toy." Nguyen says in the lawsuit Seagal, pushed his hands under her skirt, tried fondling her breasts and forced his hand down her pants.
Nguyen says she complained the next morning -- unclear to whom -- but nothing was done.
Nguyen says the next day Seagal did it again, sexually assaulting her and forcing her to consume illegal pills. And she says there were other sexual assaults that followed.
According to the suit, Seagal said, "My wife wouldn't mind if you and I had a sexual relationship."
Nguyen is suing for more than a million bucks.
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Jennifer Aniston arriving to the set of her new film Just Go With It in Santa Monica (4/7)
In a story that definitely wasn't planted by her publicist to get back at that backstabbing bitch Angelina Jolie, In Touch Weekly claims that Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt have been secretly hooking up. Yeah, sure they are:
In an exclusive interview, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s former bodyguard reveals that since Brad and his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston reconnected at the 2009 Academy Awards, they have hooked up four times — three times in LA and once in New York — and even recently shared a passionate kiss. “I know that he still loves her,” the ex-bodyguard Bill, who for security reasons chooses only to be identified by his first name, tells In Touch.This bodyguard says that for "security reasons" he just wants to go by his first name? Obviously he's not very good at security. Unless Brad has 50 guys named "Bill" on his payroll, this guy's going to stick out more than Nicole Kidman at the Million Man March. Hopefully this whole ordeal has taught Brad how to keep his employees from spilling secrets to the media: always pay your Bill.
In fact, there was one date that Bill says brought them closer than ever — and since then, their relationship has heated up even more. Brad and Jen arranged a secret meeting at the trails off of Western Canyon Road in Beverly Hills on December 9, Bill says. At 3:30p.m., Jen pulled up to the location in her Bentley, and Brad arrived on his motorcycle. After Brad climbed into Jen’s passenger seat, “They were very cozy, clearly embracing,” Bill reveals for the first time. “Several times, Brad and Jen were hugging and kissing.” After talking and nuzzling for about 30 to 40 minutes, Bill, who was on “paparazzi watch,” advised the pair that they should leave, as photographers were spotted just a few miles away. “Jennifer left first, flashing Brad a quick peace sign and a smile,” says Bill. “Brad jogged back to his motorcycle, drove off and went for an hour bike ride.”
Jesse James is a dick
More shocking news out of Hollywood today, where it's been revealed that Jesse James really loves whores -- even those with a 29.9% APR. From IUC:
Very thoughtful of Jess James to use his wife’s credit card to pay for a high priced call girl while Sandra was away filming Blind Side. IUC has learned that a top call girl from Ohio named “Sammy” who now resides in Orange County collected tens of thousands from James (much of it charged to Sandra’s CC) over a 15 month period. According to a source close to James drugs, threesomes and lots of role playing took place.My God, Jesse must have elephantitis of the balls. Cheating on your wife is one thing. Cheating on her with a hooker is another. Cheating on her with a hooker and then making her pay for it is on an entirely different level. The only way Jesse will be able to out-scumbag this move is if the next time he meets up with a hooker, he gives her roses he stole from Sandra's mom's grave. How romantic.