Sex Scandals

Miley Cyrus nude cell phone pics hit the web

Some leaked cell phone pics hit the web this morning that are allegedly of Miley Cyrus in Madrid last month for the MTV Europe Music Awards (she was 17 when the pics were taken, Mr. Polanski, so that's as much as you'll see above). The pics are probably Miley as she's been seen wearing that flannel shirt before. The room in the picture is at the Westin Palace where Miley was staying. She also owns a black iPhone, which the picture was taken with. Perhaps the most damming piece of evidence is that the naked girl in the picture is a total slut. According to my exclusive Hollywood sources, Miley is also a total slut. It just all adds up.

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The Claridge's Hotel in London 

In Touch Weekly says David Beckham cheated on Victoria Beckham in 2007 with a "high-class" call girl who won't keep her fucking mouth shut. Yes, if true, I'm sure 2007 was the only time David cheated. He probably recognized the error of his ways right after his blowjob was finished and then immediately became faithful again. It happens all the time. From the mag:

“It was a high,” Irma, 26, tells In Touch. “All of these women dream of being with him, and I got to hook up with him. It was very exciting.”

Irma claims that after agreeing on a price of $10,000 to stay the night, the two spent the next hour engaged in steamy foreplay. Irma says she then “whipped out” a condom and the two had sex for 15 minutes, but it was “nothing freaky,” she remembers. “He was very gentle and kind.” On a scale of 1 to 10, Irma rates David a 7½ as a lover. “He knew what he was doing.” She also recalls that David used lotion from the hotel bathroom to pleasure himself. “It was perfumed, so it kind of burned him!”

During their initial sexual encounter, David even opened up about wife of 11 years, Victoria. Irma says that David told her he preferred Victoria’s old curvier body. “He was saying that he liked her body more before,” she says. David also revealed to Irma that he is “more of a butt man than a breast man.”

I call bullshit on this story. There's no way David Beckham and his dreamy six-pack (no homo) would have to pay a woman $10,000 to sleep with him. The guy probably gets more solicitations for sex than a teenager at R. Kelly's house. Oh, and here's a newsflash for Irma, the "former high-class call girl": it wasn't the hotel's perfumed lotion that made David's dick burn. It was your worn-out vagina.

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Did Al Gore rape a Portland masseuse? Quite possibly, maybe

Portland Police announced yesterday that they're reopening the sexual assault case against former President-then-not-President-then-President-again-and-then-not-President again Al Gore. Good thing his wife left him earlier this month or he'd be in a heap of shit with her right now. High five! From ABC:

Portland, Oregon, police have decided to reopen the investigation into a 54-year-old masseuse's allegations that former Vice President Al Gore sexually assaulted her in his hotel room in 2006. Massage therapist Molly Haggerty claims Gore "pinned" her and assaulted her.

"The Portland Police Bureau has made the decision to re-open the case regarding the allegations brought forward against Mr. Al Gore," a statement posted on the Portland Police Bureau's website this evening said.

"Consistent with our policy regarding open investigations, the Police Bureau will not be commenting on any additional specifics regarding this case at this time," it said.

A family spokeswoman said today that the Gores welcomed the new investigation.

"Further investigation into this matter will only benefit Mr. Gore," Kalee Kreider said.

Never a good idea when the first line of your statement is so completely fucking ridiculous that it even makes a seasoned, soulless celebrity blogger cringe. Clearly the police reinvestigating rape claims against you could only result in benefit. We should all be so lucky. Continuing . . .

"The Gores cannot comment on every defamatory, misleading, and inaccurate story generated by tabloids. Mr. Gore unequivocally and emphatically denied this accusation when he first learned of its existence three years ago. He stands by that denial."

Oh c'mon. does that look like that face of someone who would rape and terrorize an innocent masseuse? Oh right, I guess it does . . . honestly, I got nothing.

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Betty White out and about in Beverly Hills (4/20)

Quick, other than Kirstie Alley and Rosie O'Donnell, name the celebrity you'd least like to see naked. Betty White, right? Me, too. Unfortunately I have some bad news for you. From ZackTaylor.ca:

Rumours are going around that photos of Betty White and her late husband, television host Allen Ludden, engaging in sexual activities are going to be released!!

According to a couple industry insiders who have been contacted by the people in possession of the photos, there are a total of four pictures that were recently found in a box belonging to the now 88-year-old Betty - The box was supposedly left behind at her old house along with other memorabilia.

The good news is that if Betty's nude pics hit the internet, a Jessica Alba sex tape probably isn't far behind. The universe has a funny way of evening things out like that . . . although -- to really be even -- there'd have to be some hardcore anal on that tape.

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Danielle Staub loves sex tapes, vitamin C

Apparently Danielle Staub from Real Housewives of New Jersey (seen above with a fancy new orange) has a sex tape. I know, right? I thought a gold-digging Jersey whore would be classier than that. From TMZ:

Another "celebrity" sex tape is about to hit the market -- and this time, the people distributing the footage claim the star is Danielle Staub from "Real Housewives of New Jersey."

Hustler Inc. tells us it is all set to distribute a 75 minute tape, featuring Jersey's most hated Housewife -- and mother of two -- in a naked romp with a mystery man.

A rep from Hustler tells us the tape was shot last September -- several months after 47-year old Staub first appeared on the Bravo reality show.  The tape is set to be released on June 14.

So the tape was shot last September . . . that's post-op Danielle, right? I just want to make sure. I'd hate to be beating off to this thing and suddenly she flashes her cock at me. Talk about a buzzkill . . .

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Matt Lauer might have fucked a dude

Honestly, there's no worse combination of words in the English language for your name to precede in a headline than "might have fucked a dude." There just isn't. From this week's National Enquirer:

The Enquirer has ripped the lid off Matt Lauer's shocking secret life and discovered bombshell charges that the handsome broadcaster had a romantic interest in his married Today colleague Natalie Morales ... Other unconfirmed reports have linked Matt with Alexis Houston, a young singer/songwriter/producer. The two met few years ago when Alexis accompanied Dionne Warwick to an appearance on Today, but Alexis insists there was no romance.

And the New York Post says:

Alexis Houston -- the singer who held a press conference last week to announce she never had sex with "Today" show host Matt Lauer  -- had some interesting yesterdays. She used to be a man who called himself Wellington Houston.

According to one source who has known the singer for years, Wellington had sex-change surgery three years ago after a man fell in love with the cross-dressing singer and paid for the operation.

"She told me they got married in Niagara Falls," said our source, "but they have since separated."

To recap:

Against the Law: Crossing a street in the middle of a block instead of a designated crosswalk.

Not Against the Law: Using you surgical skills to transform a penis into a vagina -- a Houdini-like job so convincing that it even fooled a poonhound like Matt Lauer.

God dammit, something's not right here.

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"Everything's OK! Look how happy I am!"

Two weeks ago, feeling extremely guilty about violating the sanctity of his marriage to former playmate Jaime Bergman because he didn't want to pay any more hush money, David Boreanaz admitted to the world that he'd been having an affair. Well I have some shocking news for you folks. It turns out he may have been sleeping with more than one woman *gasp* From Radar:
He may not be Tiger Woods, but David Boreanaz is  sure  looking like a serial cheater.

The Bones star, who recently admitted to having an extra-marital affair with an unnamed woman, and who also has a hot affair with Tiger Woods’ mistress Rachel Uchitel, is now being linked to a third woman: porn star Gina Rodriguez. And RadarOnline.com has an eyewitness who saw Boreanaz and Rodriguez together at her house, go into her bedroom several times.

And although [Rodriguez] denies a sexual affair, RadaraOnline.com reached two sources who say it did happen. A source exclusively told RadarOnline.com, "Boreanaz turned up at an Easter party at the house with another guy and he ended-up staying the night. Gina had the master bedroom and suite at the house and I saw him walking around (not fully dressed) the following morning. I had the room next-door and could hear them laughing and giggling. Gina told me after he left that he was a 'really cute and fun guy.' On another occasion one of my friends drove them to the Guys And Dolls nightclub, and I saw him at the house on at least three more occasions after that.

"David and Gina talked on the phone often. She knew that he was married, but she didn’t seem to care. She claimed that they were ‘just friends,’ but obviously the relationship was much more than that. I think they casually dated for a few months and the relationship seemed pretty casual but Gina really liked David."

To quote one of the greatest philosophers of the 20th Century*, "A man is only as faithful as his options." The fact that a famous person with untold wealth cheated on his spouse really shouldn't be that surprising in this day and age. What's actually surprising is that this Gina chick didn't keep David's text messages, emails, stained bedsheets, and half-eaten peanut butter & jelly sandwich to auction off to the highest bidding tabloid. 

*Mahatma Gandhi Mother Teresa Chris Rock

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Kendra Wilkinson sex tape NSFW screenshots

Vivid finally released some NSFW screenshots from the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape and I know what you're thinking: "A white dude? WTF?" Believe me, I was shocked when I saw it, too. But I did some digging and discovered that this was actually filmed at a Dave Matthews concert so, you know, she had no other choice.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Kendra Wilkinson sex tape pics, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

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The Kendra Wilkinson sex tape cover

Vivid released an image of the already-infamous Kendra Wilkinson sex tape today (the release of the DVD has been delayed until early June). I like how they used notebook paper on the cover to really drive home the point that this tape looks like it was shot when Kendra was still a sophomore in high school. I also like how a "bonus celebrity disk" is included. Before, the main reason I was going to buy this was to beat off. Now, it's for the value. I'd be a fool to pass it up.

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Rima Fakih working the stripper pole

Miss Michigan, 23-year-old Rima Fakih, was crowned Miss USA last night. Annnnnnnnd roughly 12 hours later, pictures of her on a stripper pole hit the web. Of course. The pictures were taken in 2007 at Detroit radio show Mojo In The Morning's "Stripper 101" contest, which she won. A hot chick dancing provocatively? OHMYGODEVERYONEFREAKOUT!!!

In Rima's defense, her actions practically aren't even her fault. I heard a rumor -- I don't know if it's true or not; I'm just passing it along -- that she often listens to rock & roll music. *gasp*

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