Serena Williams running in the Ultimate Run South Beach event in Miami (12/14)
My father taught me an important lesson as a child: Despite how tough you think you are, there's always someone out there bigger and badder.
Read that line again, Kim Kardashian's ass.
*30 Serena Williams pictures total in the gallery:
Serena Williams bikini pictures! (Miami - 10/4)
Serena Williams took a break from her busy schedule of not fitting into normal clothes and visited Miami on Monday. Um, wow? Wait a minute, we let this chick compete against the Anna Kournikovas and Maria Sharapovas of the world? And yet I was banned from the City Arm Wrestling Championship because of my intimidating shoulders and grip? How is that fair? Women should be held to the same exact standards as men. No exceptions. Except when they're paid.
*49 Serena Williams bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Serena Williams bikini pics! (Miami - 4/3)
Serena Williams was in Miami this weekend. Why? To bend steel rebar between her thighs for no reason at all. I mean, obviously. What do you think she was there for, the weather?
Serena Williams at the Bloomberg Kids Tennis Clinic at Kastles Stadium in Washington DC (7/14)
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+ Kim Kardashian eating watermelon in a bikini [F-Listed]
+ Ana Beatriz Barros side boob [Holy Taco]
+ Kob Bryant's wife's boobs are popping out [Bossip]
+ I don't need to see pics of 83-year-olds in bathing suits [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Serena Williams outside the Ed Sullivan Theatre in New York (7/6)
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+ Emma Watson Underwear Flash! [Egotastic!]
+ A little something for the ladies [Just Jared]
+ Alexandra Burke upskirt [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Christina Ricci drives a cheap Mercedes [Bastardly]
+ Olivia Munn is smoking hot [Popoholic]
+ Marriage, according to Penelope Cruz [Lossip]
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