
Gossip-turned-celebrity Perez Hilton posing with Jewell outside of Mr. Chow over the weekend and Violet Beauregarde from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Jennifer Lopez's ass in Berlin this weekend and Larry Checkon's world record 1469 pound pumpkin. Larry describes his large pumpkins as "just like children. You nurture them, you talk to them. Then they let you down. It's just heartbreaking." (Source)
More of J Lo's fat ass after the jump...

Evangeline Lilly in Hawaii over the weekend and the Coppertone Girl

Vince Vaughn and trans fat

Kirsten Dunst's front teeth and a bottle opener
NOTE: Sorry about giving you only an eight hour buffer between close ups of Kirsten Dunst's teeth. Please no hate mail.

Britney Spears and Gene Kelly from Singin' in the Rain

So easy when they actually take a picture with each other. Christina Aguilera's husband, Jordan Bratman, and Mickey Mouse.