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Perez Hilton is packing on the pounds

Gossip-turned-celebrity Perez Hilton posing with Jewell outside of Mr. Chow over the weekend and Violet Beauregarde from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

Phil Spector looks just like Will Ferrell

Will Ferrell, out and about in Los Angeles this week, and Phil Spector, disgraced music producer scheduled to stand trial for murder later this month

Don Imus looks like that guy from Mask

Radio host Don Imus, suspended yesterday for his recent comments about the Rutgers University Women's Basketball Team and Eric Stoltz in Mask

Christina Aguilera is a mountain climber

Christina Aguilera leaving the Mercer Hotel in New York City over the weekend and Sir Edmund Hillary, the first/sexiest man to reach the summit of Mt. Everest

Jennifer Lopez’s ass resembles a pumpkin

Jennifer Lopez's ass in Berlin this weekend and Larry Checkon's world record 1469 pound pumpkin. Larry describes his large pumpkins as "just like children. You nurture them, you talk to them. Then they let you down. It's just heartbreaking." (Source)

More of J Lo's fat ass after the jump...

Evangeline Lilly is the Coppertone Girl

Evangeline Lilly in Hawaii over the weekend and the Coppertone Girl

Slightly larger pic of Evangeline here

Vince Vaughn got fat

Vince Vaughn and trans fat

Kirsten Dunst has bottle opener teeth

Kirsten Dunst's front teeth and a bottle opener

NOTE: Sorry about giving you only an eight hour buffer between close ups of Kirsten Dunst's teeth. Please no hate mail.

Britney Spears is the modern day Gene Kelly

Britney Spears and Gene Kelly from Singin' in the Rain

Jordan Bratman separated at birth from Mickey Mouse

So easy when they actually take a picture with each other. Christina Aguilera's husband, Jordan Bratman, and Mickey Mouse.