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Angelina Jolie is a skeleton

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Angelina Jolie at the Venice Film Festival earlier this week and the mouthy hooker I have buried under my house.

The resemblance is freaking uncanny

Tom Cruise grinding on Katie Holmes at the "Welcome to America" party they threw for Victoria and David Beckham over the weekend and these two dudes.

Kelly Clarkson is a hotdog eating champ

Kelly Clarkson on vacation (pic is a year old) and the new "Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest" champ, Joey Chestnut

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Britney Spears at Petco on Thursday and Jabba the Hutt

Sienna Miller is strung out

Sienna Miller at the Isle of Wright Music Festival in the UK over the weekend and a hippy strung-out version of Robin Hood

Kelly Clarkson is fat

Kelly Clarkson at the KIIS-FM Wango Tango concert on Saturday and exercise. Separated at birth and apparently still estranged.

Amy Winehouse teeth pics

British pop star Amy Winehouse and a llama. Mind you not just any llama--a llama with horrendously bad teeth

Christina Ricci has a long neck

Christina Ricci at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala Monday night and one of those long neck chicks you always see in National Geographic

Heidi Montag has fake boobs

The Hills' star Heidi Montag [and her two new friends] playing on an L.A. beach and a couple of watermelons

Jenna Elfman defends fellow Scientologist Tom Cruise

Jenna Elfman (in the news today after defending fellow Scientologist Tom Cruise's sham marriage to Katie Holmes) and the Bride of Frankenstein.