Archive: Separated at Birth?

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Angelina Jolie at the Venice Film Festival earlier this week and the mouthy hooker I have buried under my house.

Tom Cruise grinding on Katie Holmes at the “Welcome to America” party they threw for Victoria and David Beckham over the weekend and these two dudes.

Kelly Clarkson on vacation (pic is a year old) and the new “Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest” champ, Joey Chestnut

Sienna Miller at the Isle of Wright Music Festival in the UK over the weekend and a hippy strung-out version of Robin Hood

Kelly Clarkson at the KIIS-FM Wango Tango concert on Saturday and exercise. Separated at birth and apparently still estranged.

British pop star Amy Winehouse and a llama. Mind you not just any llama–a llama with horrendously bad teeth

Mary Kate Olsen at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala and one of those poor little birds Big Oil is always killing with their so-called “accidental” spills.

Christina Ricci at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala Monday night and one of those long neck chicks you always see in National Geographic

The Hills’ star Heidi Montag [and her two new friends] playing on an L.A. beach and a couple of watermelons