+ Princess Shauna in a white bikini [Dlisted]
+ Mel Gibson's girlfriend releases her first song [Cele|bitchy]
+ Why is Kristen Stewart so pissed off? [A Socialite's Life]
+ Ashlee Simpson's baby is pretty cute [CityRag]
+ Jamie-Lynn Sigler upskirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie] + Nina Roxanne is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ If "waiting in Line at Target" had an IMDB page [Holy Taco]
+ Diddy doesn't discriminate when it comes to ho's [Bossip]
+ Shawn Johnson has a gun-wielding stalker [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
+ Real Housewives star arrested for beating up her husband [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Anna Nicole Smith outtakes are hilarious [Holy Taco]
+ No doubt he has herpes by now [A Socialite's Life]
+ City council meeting delayed due to farting [Dlisted]
+ Smushing boobs together is America's past time [Double Viking]
+ Diane Vu is topless [F-Listed]
+ Some chick named Dominique looking hot in a bikini [Busted Coverage]
+ Great moments in hot celebrities with food in their mouths [Attuworld]
+ Brad looks like he wants out [Dlisted]
+ Jennifer Aniston's dog rescued by the paparazzi [Cele|bitchy]
+ Why is Shia LaBeouf's hand still fucked up? [A Socialite's Life]
+ Eddie Murphy gets drunk, grinds on a ho [CityRag]
Even though TMZ says this video has been out since March and has already generated 3,000,000 views, Us Weekly thinks it's hot news or something. From Us:
Miley Cyrus — a mean girl? In a new YouTube video, Miley and her BFF Mandy mock Selena Gomez and her pal Demi Lovato. Miley, 15, makes fun of a T-shirt Gomez, 16, wore and teases Demi, 15, about a gap she used to have in her teeth. (Source)
That video had almost everything a guy could possibly want in it. Teenage girls? Check. Too much make-up? Check. Grainy resolution? Check. About the only thing it's missing is a knock-down-drag-out fight inside a kiddie pool filled with canola oil while I stand off to the side, dressed as Abraham Lincoln, shouting obscenities and throwing water balloons full of chocolate pudding at the two combatants.* Seriously though, I hope these two work out their differences soon. I'd hate to see the two get into an argument, start wrestling, and end up pulling each other's hair. Of course, if that does happen, I'd appreciate it if they did it in slow motion.
*don't ask . . . it was in college and I was WAY drunk