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Selena Gomez leaving the Whisper Cafe in Encino (6/7)

+ Danielle Lloyd's boobs are outrageous [Bastardly]

+ Miley Cyrus' new film role looks very questionable [The Superficial]
+ Your Jessica Alba/Marisa Miller smoking hot pic of the week [College Humor]
+ Hayden Panettiere's stubby little legs [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Megan Fox is All Legs and Nipples [Egotastic!]

+ Carnie Wilson spits out a baby girl [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Anna Kournikova has a nice ass [Popoholic]
+ Chris Brown hangs out with a Rihanna lookalike [Just Jared]
+ Is this Rihanna in this sex tape? [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Bruce Willis is a weirdo [The Blemish]

+ Princess Shauna in a white bikini [Dlisted]
+ Mel Gibson's girlfriend releases her first song [Cele|bitchy]
+ Why is Kristen Stewart so pissed off? [A Socialite's Life]
+ Ashlee Simpson's baby is pretty cute [CityRag]

Selena Gomez at McDonald's in San Juan, Puerto Rico (3/19)

+ Mariah Carey drops $200k on baby clothes [HollywoodLife.net]

+ Blender magazine folds [Just Jared]
+ Padma from Top Chef and her new erotic burger ad [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Audrina Patridge Gets Topless to Sell You Jeans [Egotastic!]
+ Anna Kournikova gets seriously leggy on Jimmy Fallon [Popoholic]

+ Jamie-Lynn Sigler upskirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Nina Roxanne is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]
+ If "waiting in Line at Target" had an IMDB page [Holy Taco]
+ Diddy doesn't discriminate when it comes to ho's [Bossip]
+ Shawn Johnson has a gun-wielding stalker [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

Selena Gomez in Puerto Rico (3/7)

+ Katie Price takes her massive boobs for a run [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Lady GaGa forgot pants [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Lucy Pinder Nude in Nuts [Egotastic!]
+ Kirsten Dunst is topless (NSFW) [College Humor]
+ Evan Rachel Wood rockin' the bikini [Popoholic]

+ Real Housewives star arrested for beating up her husband [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Anna Nicole Smith outtakes are hilarious [Holy Taco]
+ No doubt he has herpes by now [A Socialite's Life]
+ City council meeting delayed due to farting [Dlisted]

+ Smushing boobs together is America's past time [Double Viking]
+ Diane Vu is topless [F-Listed]
+ Some chick named Dominique looking hot in a bikini [Busted Coverage]
+ Great moments in hot celebrities with food in their mouths [Attuworld]

Selena Gomez out and about in Pacific Palisades (1/18)

+ The Girls Aloud girls are on vacation, in a bikini [Bastardly]

+ I could just stare at pictures of Marisa Miller all damn day [College Humor]
+ Toga! Toga! Toga! [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Ron Jeremy is a dork [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Miranda Kerr Bikini Pictures are Workin' It [Egotastic!]

+ A little something for the ladies [Just Jared]
+ Brooke Hogan's legs will crush you [Hollywood Tuna]
+ Eliza Dushku is butt ass naked [Popoholic]
+ Tom Cruise always wanted to kill Hitler [The Blemish]

+ Brad looks like he wants out [Dlisted]
+ Jennifer Aniston's dog rescued by the paparazzi [Cele|bitchy]
+ Why is Shia LaBeouf's hand still fucked up? [A Socialite's Life]
+ Eddie Murphy gets drunk, grinds on a ho [CityRag]

Selena Gomez on her way to the Tinker Bell DVD premiere in Hollywood (10/19)

+ How to hit on a Playmate [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Miranda Kerr Topless Pictures from FHM [Egotastic!]

+ Derek Jeter is tapping that ass [Just Jared]

+ Yet another Paris Hilton upskirt [TaxiDriverMovie]

+ Vergara! Boyer! Big Booty Face-off 2008! [Lossip]

+ Jessica Kramer is your afternoon pick-me-up [F-Listed]

+ Good bye Zima! [Dlisted]

+ Holy crap Kristin Chenoweth is hot [Derek Hail]

+ How to sell the wonderbra [Attuworld]

Selena Gomez leaving Cactus Taqueria in Hollywood (9/17)

+ Beyonce dresses up as a policewoman, arrests dude [I'm Not Obsessed]

+ Danity Kane's Aubrey O'Day is the new trashiest slut in Hollywood [Dlisted]

+ Rachel Bilson nip slip? Sure! [College Humor]

+ The chick that's selling her virginity looks like a man [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Rosario Dawson's Cleavage is Wow! [Egotastic!]

+ Rachel Bilson is hot and cold [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Bianca Gascoigne looking stacked at the Tropic Thunder UK premiere [Bastardly]

+ Katie Holmes secret YouTube confessions [CityRag]

+ Intervention planned for too-skinny 90210 actress [Cele|bitchy]

+ Mischa Barton needs a stylist in the worst possible way [A Socialite's Life]

+ The perfect show for people whose brains hurt after watching Jeopardy [Pajiba]

+ Leighton Meester singing actually doesn't suck [The Blemish]

+ Camilla Belle is hot, has nice eyebrows [Derek Hail]

Selena Gomez bikini pics! (Malibu - 8/10)

If these are the pics of Disney star Selena Gomez you've been eagerly waiting for, unfortunately I have some bad news for you. You're a pedophile.

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Selena Gomez out and about in New York (7/31)

Chick fight! Chick fight!

Even though TMZ says this video has been out since March and has already generated 3,000,000 views, Us Weekly thinks it's hot news or something. From Us:

Miley Cyrus — a mean girl? In a new YouTube video, Miley and her BFF Mandy mock Selena Gomez and her pal Demi Lovato. Miley, 15, makes fun of a T-shirt Gomez, 16, wore and teases Demi, 15, about a gap she used to have in her teeth. (Source)

That video had almost everything a guy could possibly want in it. Teenage girls? Check. Too much make-up? Check. Grainy resolution? Check. About the only thing it's missing is a knock-down-drag-out fight inside a kiddie pool filled with canola oil while I stand off to the side, dressed as Abraham Lincoln, shouting obscenities and throwing water balloons full of chocolate pudding at the two combatants.* Seriously though, I hope these two work out their differences soon. I'd hate to see the two get into an argument, start wrestling, and end up pulling each other's hair. Of course, if that does happen, I'd appreciate it if they did it in slow motion.

*don't ask . . . it was in college and I was WAY drunk

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Selena Gomez leaving Todd Goldman's "Stupid Art Show" in West Hollywood (7/10)