Selena Gomez


Madison Beer outside Hit Factory in Miami (4/8)

Justin Bieber and his 15-year-old YouTube discovery Madison Beer -- who coincidentally is a dead ringer for Selena Gomez -- were recording earlier this week at Hit Factory in Miami, and oh hey, what a coincidence, Selena Gomez showed up. After all three had a discussion on what it's like to go through puberty (based on rumors they heard), Selena then eye-stabbed Madison 47 times to death. Oh well, I guess you can't say the Biebs doesn't have a type. Because even four inches feels huge in a 92-pound chick.

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Selena Gomez at a gas station in L.A. (3/27)

After her short stint in rehab earlier this year, Selena Gomez seems to be regressing. Instead of coloring and building sand castles -- which she still looks like she should be doing -- she's getting drunk all the time. In Touch Weekly says she's basically turning into the Latina Lindsay Lohan:
After a fight with her mom and stepdad, Selena fled to the Sunset Tower Hotel, where the pop star lived for a week. There, eyewitnesses tell the mag that the former Disney star was seen with a drink in her hand almost daily. "She looked like she'd been at it for a while," an onlooker tells In Touch. "Her lips were stained from the red wine she was drinking."

Selena was spotted at the hotel's Tower Bar and Restaurant with a group of friends on St. Patrick's Day, being loud and rambunctious. "They didn't order food. They just kept ordering rounds of drinks and going out to smoke cigarettes," a fellow patron exclusively tells In Touch. "They definitely seemed drunk."

Selena continued her wild ways at a house party thrown by Oscar winner Jared Leto at his Hollywood Hills mansion on March 21. "The party was mostly models, stylists and young Hollywood types -- basically the same people you would find in any of the clubs that night," says an insider.
Look, I know that boozing like a Lohan isn't a good look for Selena these days (considering that she still sucks on the Disney cock for her money), but what is a girl like her supposed to do with her free time? Selena is pretty damn good looking (if you're into the preschool chic look), she doesn't have hobbies to take her time up, and nothing washes the taste of Canadian poser out of a girl's mouth like high-grade spirits. Shit, if I had the image of Justin Bieber trying (and obviously failing) to get me off burned into my mind, I'd drink myself into an early death, too.

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Selena Gomez is artistically naked

Just a day after she was spotted having lunch with Kendall Jenner, Selena Gomez instagrammed a nude pic of herself. I don't think that's a coincidence. "Trust me, Selena, mom says it's good practice before the sex tape is released . . . don't all moms say that?"

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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, March 13

Selena Gomez leaving Kabuki Japanese Restaurant in Woodland Hills, CA (pics start here)

Eva Longoria celebrating Ocean Drive magazine's March issue at Cavalli Miami (pics start here)

Isla Fisher on the set of Visions in Highland Park (pics start here)

Jenna Dewan running errands in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Petra Nemcova launching her candle line "Be The Light New York" at Bloomingdales in Century City (pics start here)

Tia Carrere shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Halle Berry on the set of her new TV show Extant in L.A. (pics start here)

Brenda Song leaving a gym in L.A. (pics start here)

Laura Prepon at the PaleyFest presentation of Orange is the New Black in L.A. (pics start here)

Shailene Woodley arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Socialite Tamara Ecclestone shopping in Knightsbridge, London (pics start here)

Mischa Barton at a photocall for her new film Hope Lost at Casa del Cinema in Rome (pics start here)

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Selena Gomez at the "unite4: humanity - Celebrating Good, Giving and Greatness Around the Globe" party at Sony Pictures Studios in Culver City (2/27)

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Selena Gomes leaving Cici's Pizza Buffet in Tarzana (2/4)

Selena Gomez is acting all sorts of crazy now that she's out of rehab. She made out with a boy over the weekend, and it wasn't Justin Bieber. Granted, it was a boy-bander, but at least it wasn't Bieber. From Hollywood Life:
Now we know why Selena Gomez hopped on a place to London on Feb. 15 -- she had a date with One Direction's Niall Horan to go on! The pair were snapped in some fan pics and looked pretty friendly, but it went way further than that -- a source says that they "made out!"

The source went on to tell us that "Sel & him made out a bit," but "it wasn't a big deal."
After the make out session, Selena and Niall traded baseball cards and had a soda way past her bedtime. Don't tell mom! No, but seriously, when is she gonna stop looking like she's 14?

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Paparazzi photos from Friday, February 14

Selena Gomez arriving at The Face Place in Hollywood (pics start here)

Taylor Swift arriving at Ballet Bodies in Hollywood (pics start here)

Natalie Portman on the set of A Tale of Love and Darkness in Jerusalem, Isreal (pics start here)

Kate Mara at a special screening of House of Cards at the Directors Guild of America in L.A. (pics start here)

Kelly Brook leaving Rite Aid in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Eva Longoria leaving the Ken Paves salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Anna Faris leaving a nail salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Leslie Mann leaving a gym in Brentwood (pics start here)

Rebecca Romijin leaving her personal trainer's house in Calabasas (pics start here)

Lea Michele jogging in Runyon Canyon (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale leaving the Andy LeCompte salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Elizabeth Hurley leaving the Prada boutique in London (pics start here)

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Selena Gomez leaving 7-Eleven in L.A. (2/12)

Here's some of the first pictures of Selena Gomez since news broke that she went to rehab in January for booze and pill abuse. That's her leaving 7-Eleven with a Slurpee yesterday. Aw man, you know what's really good in Slurpees? Malibu rum and Xanax. You know what I'm talking about, Selena. You know what I'm talking about.

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Selena Gomez seen leaving a casting call in Studio City (2/3)

Radar
has the pretty shocking story this morning that the squeaky clean Selena Gomez went to the Dawn at The Meadows recovery facility in Arizona last month. Before you chalk this up to being just another rumor, a rep for Selena actually confirmed that she was there ("Selena voluntarily spent time at Meadows but not for substance abuse"). Her alleged drugs of choice were marijuana (which doesn't count because it's fucking legal in some parts of America), and the prescription drugs Xanax and Ambien. A source told the site:
"Her friends and family became increasingly worried that there might be a serious problem with Selena. Particularly, her parents. The partying was, at times, wild. They wanted to help her -- and they very much encouraged her to go to rehab. Others very close to her also urged her to seek professional help."

"It's important to remember that Selena had worked in Hollywood non-stop for six years," another insider told Radar. "She was exhausted. Selena was smart enough to understand that she needed to take control of her life. It just got to a point where she needed to get out of Los Angeles, get away from 'the scene' and the pressures of Hollywood, to also get away from those who had, admittedly, become a bad influence on her. Selena needed to take the opportunity to work on herself. She realized she needed help."
Well this is certainly surprising -- Selena Gomez is hooked on prescription drugs. I must admit that she hid it well . . . can't help but wonder what else you're hiding from us, Selena? Or should I call you by your real name, CHECHEN REBEL LEADER DOKU UMAROV!!!

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Selena Gomez out and about at the 2014 Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah (1/20)

Selena Gomez tells the new issue of Seventeen that men are intimidated by her success. I guess that's why her last boyfriend was a Canadian boy. She said:
"I actually talked to [Katy Perry] about guys who are intimidated by strong girls. I haven't found someone yet who could understand my lifestyle, support it, love me through it, and not be threatened by it."
I can't speak for all guys, just the 12-pack-ab, terrorist-fighting, model-plowing variety, so I can tell Selena that we aren't intimidated by her success at all. What intimidates us is the fact that, for as hot as she is, Selena still looks like a Megan's Law violation waiting to happen. I feel the same uneasiness fapping to her as I do when I watch Modern Family. Sure, I enjoy the titty show that Sofia Vergara puts on, but the shame rod I get from certain members of the cast concerns me. Another thing that intimidates us is we all know where Selena's mouth has been -- and no amount of whiskey, or sizzurp, or shitty Adam Sandler movies can ever erase the image of the Biebs dropping goo there.

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