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Vanessa Hudgens filming Spring Breakers in St. Petersburg, FL (3/14)

If this somehow results in a vicious cat fight between Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez (preferably in a huge kiddie pool filled with pudding), Justin Bieber will become my new best friend in the whole entire world. From the National Enquirer:

Vanessa Hudgens, 23, co-stars with Selena Gomez, 19, in the upcoming movie "Spring Breakers," and insiders say "Baby" singer Justin, 18, flipped for Vanessa while visiting Selena during filming.  "Justin spent a lot of time on the set in Florida during the late winter and early spring," said a source. "He was there to see Selena, but he wound up falling hard for Vanessa. He couldn't stop raving about how smart, sexy and talented she is. Plus, he loves the fact that Vanessa is like Selena, but minus the goody-two-shoes personality."

The two stuck up a friendship even though Vanessa is dating 20-year-old actor Austin Butler, and they've been secretly texting each other since "Spring Breakers" wrapped, said the source. "Their banter tends to get very suggestive," the source revealed. "A mutual friend told Selena about it, and she is freaked. Now Selena is threatening to dump Justin unless he cuts ties with Vanessa." (Print Edition - 5/12)

Buddies, I just don't know what to think anymore. Up is down and down is up, Pepsi Max tastes better than regular Pepsi, and Justin Bieber has his pick between Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens to plant his Canadian trouser mouse inside of. Suffering shitballs, why do I even bother to put the work in? I'm devilishly handsome, I can charm the girdles off of nuns, and I can do 20 cock pushups without breaking a sweat. What I can't do is sing or dance -- clearly neither can Bieber, yet he's the one with the pick of the litter. "...he loves the fact that Vanessa is like Selena, but minus the goody-two-shoes personality." You know what that means, right? Not only does Vanessa have the ability to suck a football through a crazy straw, she'll totally let you in the back door. I believe she's what psychologists call a "good girl." I've had my say, I'm gonna go lay down and cry myself to sleep. Fuck you, Bieber.

*43 Vanessa Hudgens pictures total in the gallery:

Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson, Rachel Korine, and Vanessa Hudgens

Posted some pics from the set of Spring Breakers in March, and here's some more from the May issue of Interview magazine. Sorry if you've seen some of these pics before, but it's not my fault tits are so damn awesome. Geesh, get off my back!

*5 Spring Breakers bikini pics total in the gallery:

Get a room, you two

That's Selena Gomez surprising Justin Bieber on Saturday on the set of the music video for his new song Girlfriend in L.A. Gee, what a coincidence -- Saturday also happened to be the day Justin filmed a kissing scene for the video with a ridiculously hot brunette chick. But I'm sure Selena didn't know about that. And I'm sure she didn't have a rusty shank hidden in her boot. And I'm sure she didn't corner the brunette in the bathroom and threaten to "cut a white bitch" unless she immediately left the country after filming. Nope. I'm sure none of that happened.

*17 Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez pictures total in the gallery:

Here's a little gallery I whipped up featuring all the hottest pics celebrities tweeted of themselves last month. Thank god famous people are so narcissistic or I might actually have to break a sweat at this job.

*56 pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Saturday, March 31 and Sunday, April 1

Selena Gomez at the 2012 Kids Choice Awards at the Galen Center in L.A. (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale shopping at Sunset Plaza in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Brooke Burke hosting a Vegas Magazine party at Gold Boutique nightclub in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Demi Lovato arriving at Heathrow Airport in London (pics start here)

William Levy leaving Mastro's Steakhouse in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Gwen Stefani leaving Whole Foods in Hollywood (pics start here)

Katrina Bowden hosting the "Seductive Soiree" at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Orlando Bloom leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Eva Longoria arriving at a day spa in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Katy Perry at the 2012 Kids Choice Awards at the Galen Center in L.A. (pics start here)

Leslie Bibb leaving the Byron & Tracey Salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Minka Kelly and Ashlee Simpson at the launch of Marquee nightclub at Star Casino in Sydney, Australia (pics start here)

Rachel Hunter leaving Shampoo Salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

*138 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson, and Rachel Korine on the set of Spring Breakers in St. Petersburg, FL (3/20)

+ Jennifer Lawrence of Hunger Games without makeup [Drunken Stepfather]

+ If you want to meet Alessandra Ambrosio . . . [Just Jared]
+ Rooney Mara's boobs! (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Someone stop Tori Spelling's uterus [The Blemish]
+ Jason Statham had a really bad day [Heavy]

+ The GOP Presidential candidates in cyclops form [Holy Taco]
+ Madonna needs to lower her expectations [Evil Beet]
+ Megan Fox has spent $60,000 on plastic surgery? [Cele|bitchy]
+ Beyonce's treating her baby like an accessory [I'm Not Obsessed]

LIST OF THE DAY: 21 of Beyonce's craziest costumes

*11 Selena Gomez, Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson, and Rachel Korine pics total in the gallery:

Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez are still in bikinis

I hate to beat a dead horse, but here's even more pictures of Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens filming Spring Breakers in Ft. Lauderdale, these taken during a hot tub scene last night. Wow, the director of this movie, Harmony Korine, is really going out on a cinematic limb having Selena and Vanessa prance around half-naked in every scene. Reminds me a lot of Scorsese.

*52 Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens bikini pics total in the gallery:

Vanessa Hudgens bikini candids!

Here's some more pics of Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, and Ashley Benson filming Spring Breakers in St. Petersburg yesterday. I can't help but notice that Selena has a huge smile on her face . . . the kind of smile that can only come from the sensual touch of another woman on your silky smooth thighs, mere inches away from your pleasure zone. Vanessa seems happy, yet a bit nervous. Are you nervous about the way Selena feels about you, Vanessa? Or are you nervous about the way Selena makes you feel? Curiosity, intrigue, raw carnal passion . . . Spring Breakers, coming soon to a theater near you.

*56 Vanessa Hudgens bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez bikini pics!

The bikini portion of Spring Breakers started filming yesterday, and Vanessa Hudgens, Selena Gomez, and Ashley Benson were all spotted riding scooters through the streets of St. Petersburg. Without helmets. Because it's not like something can go wrong on a scooter. Those things can hit what, 65, tops? If you fell, you'd probably *barely* get brain damage. And as everyone knows, the only thing hotter than a little minx like Selena is a little minx like Selena on life support. Aw yeah baby. I'm getting myself all hot just thinking about it.

*62 Vanessa Hudgens and Selena Gomez bikini pictures total in the gallery:

Selena Gomez on the set of Spring Breakers in St. Petersburg, Florida (3/9)

+ Zooey Deschanel's butt in spandex (site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Hope Dworaczyk is fine as hell [Guyism]
+ Kim Kardashian showing dem titties [Celebuzz]
+ Lana Del Rey upskirt (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ You got knocked the fuck out! [Busted Coverage]

+ Jessica Biel flashes the blingf [Just Jared]
+ Oh hi RIhanna's nipples. Again. [Dlisted]
+ Natasha Yi is rather attractive [Linkiest]
+ Jessica Simpson is even hugerer [Evil Beet]

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*32 Selena Gomez pictures total in the gallery: