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Earlier this week some hostess at GoldBar in New York had the nerve to ask rap mogul Sean Combs (aka Diddy aka the guy that claims to have had sex for 30 straight hours) how many people were in his party. I know, I know, the nerve of that bitch. Don't worry, ho got what was coming to her. From the New York Post:
A witness outside downtown hot spot GoldBar the other night said, "He walked right up to the door girl with four other people in his crew. When she asked him how many people he was with, Diddy just called her a 'Fucking bitch' and opened the velvet rope and let himself through." Reps for GoldBar and Combs declined to comment. (Source)
I'm actually glad this happened. For the past decade I haven't known what to call this guy. Puff Daddy? P Diddy? Diddy? I've pretty much stopped talking about him altogether because I don't want to seem too white and call him the wrong name. But now I can just call him Asshole. Or is it A Hole? Or maybe just Hole. Dammit! First math and now this, why does life have to be so damn tough!



Kim Porter, the girlfriend of rap mogul Sean "Diddy" Combs, gave birth to twin girls Thursday morning. I'd tell you how much they weighed, but really, who cares (fine, 5 lbs and 5 lbs 4 oz). Diddy was in Toronto, Canada filming the movie adaptation of the play Raisin in the Sun when he received news that Porter was into labor. Production was immediately halted and Diddy raced to New York. According to Diddy's publicist:
"Diddy received an early Christmas gift! It gives us great joy to announce the arrival of Diddy's twin girls. The beautiful, healthy baby girls were born this morning with Diddy by mother, Kim Porter's side. Diddy had a plane on standby in Toronto where he is filming 'Raisin in the Sun' and made it just in the nick of time for the delivery. Both Kim and the girls are doing great."The couple, who originally dated in the mid-1990s before reuniting again in 2003, also have 10-year-old son, Christian, together. Porter is also mom to son Quincy, from her relationship with singer AL B, while Combs has a 13-year-old son Justin, whose mother is his ex, stylist Misa Hylton-Brim.
When did Diddy hook up with gave birth to twin girls Thursday morning. I'd tell you how much they weighed, but really, who cares (fine, 5 lbs and 5 lbs 4 oz). Diddy was in Toronto, Canada filming the movie adaptation of the play Raisin in the Sun when he received news that Porter was into labor. Production was immediately halted and Diddy raced to New York. According to Diddy's publicist:
"Diddy received an early Christmas gift! It gives us great joy to announce the arrival of Diddy's twin girls. The beautiful, healthy baby girls were born this morning with Diddy by mother, Kim Porter's side. Diddy had a plane on standby in Toronto where he is filming 'Raisin in the Sun' and made it just in the nick of time for the delivery. Both Kim and the girls are doing great."The couple, who originally dated in the mid-1990s before reuniting again in 2003, also have 10-year-old son, Christian, together. Porter is also mom to son Quincy, from her relationship with singer AL B, while Combs has a 13-year-old son Justin, whose mother is his ex, stylist Misa Hylton-Brim.
When did Diddy hook up with that bitch from the first season of The Apprentice? Yikes. The article describes Porter as a "former model." Hand model maybe. But even that's a stretch. Once again, CONGRATULATIONS DIDDY!