Brooke Hogan promoting her new CD at club Sobe Live in Miami (7/31)
The producer who worked with Brooke Hogan on her debut album, the troubled
Scott Storch, is finally admitting what we already knew. Her music sucks. From
Details magazine:
"I was doing blow (cocaine) 24/7. It was out of control. I love Brooke, but I did that shit because her father was putting all sorts of pressure on me. Sure, it was fun. But the thing is, I didn't make one good bit of music when I was high on coke. Not one bit."
Singer Hogan parted ways with Storch 10 months after her album Undiscovered was released in October 2006.
Is this news supposed to be shocking? Obviously anyone who would have stooped low enough to produce an album for Brooke Hogan had to be high on something. If this guy hadn't admitted to being coked out all the time, he'd have become more of a pariah in the music industry than Kanye West. On a side note: that "pressure" Scott was feeling wasn't from Hulk Hogan. It was from the bulge in Brooke's underwear.*
*what Brooke's bulge might have looked like
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Even though producer Scott Storch is worth tens of millions of dollars, he still has no friends. He threw himself a birthday party last month at Mansion in Miami and, while a few famous people showed up, none of them had a vagina. According to a source:
"He's upset that none of his famous female friends - Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears - bothered to show up. And he even gave Lindsay $1 million in diamonds over New Year's! Kelly Rowland was supposed to come and sing a special 'Happy Birthday' to him and she was a no-show, too."A rep for Storch said, "Scott was not upset at all - he had Derek Jeter and Ludacris there, and a naked girl even popped out of the cake."
Ahhh, poor Scott. He throws himself a party and all his girlfriends are too busy washing their hair and doing their laundry. This happens to me all the time--especially on Friday and Saturday nights. The usual response is "Date?!? HA HA HA HA HA HA" or a "Fuck off and die you pervert before I call the police on you for violating the restraining order." Well the jokes on you...Let's see that restraining order stop these binoculars!
Scott Storch is a douche
Just a few days after Lindsay Lohan made up with “firecrotch” producer Scott Storch, he gave her more than $1 million worth of diamond jewelry. The gift was a relatively minor expense for Storch whose net worth is estimated at $70 million. A New York Post “spy” has more:
While at Mansion in South Beach [Lindsay] was adorned with "the sickest diamond necklace and ear rings" and a three-stone diamond ring. Storch "has a total crush on her," claims one insider, while others say "he just wants to do her music."
Storch may know how to make money, but he has no clue how to hook up with the ladies. You don’t need expensive designer jewelry to get laid when a rag soaked in chloroform will do the trick. It works especially well with the chicks that spurned my advances in high school!
[WENN]
Lindsay Lohan has made amends with Scott Storch, the man that helped Brandon Davis make the famous "Firecrotch" song. Just two months ago, Storch was videotaped at an Hollywood In-N-Out restaurant declaring that he was "celebrating Firecrotch Day" and even that his car had red "firecrotch interior for the occasion."
Spies say Lohan showed up at Miami club Mansion at 3 a.m. yesterday morning and sipped Coca-Colas with Storch until 5 a.m. "They met at the door with hugs," said our spy. And when they left, "Storch even let Lohan drive his million-dollar Bugatti home."
Unbelievable this guy let Lindsay drive his million-dollar car home. I know this is supposed to be the new and improved Lindsay Lohan who drinks Coca-Cola and helps blind people across the street, but c'mon, I wouldn't even let that chick borrow my bus pass. She'd probably lose it and then how else would I pick up my dates?
