Scott Disick is picking partying over family time -- again! Life & Style has learned that during a recent family vacation to Punta Mita, Mexico, Scott left Kourtney Kardashian -- his girlfriend and the mother of their two children -- behind to blow off steam at a nightclub an hour away. While Kourtney cared for little Mason and Penelope, Scott and a group of pals drove more than 50 miles down the Mexican coastline for a night out at Strana in Puerto Vallarta.Scott's a dick, but I think Kourtney's in the wrong on this one. Sure, it was supposed to be a family vacation, but I feel the need to point something out: Kourtney Mary Kardashian is as boring a conversationalist as anyone ever to be farted out of Kris Jenner's money-hole. I mean, doesn't Kourtney watch her own show? It's a half hour of her incessantly whining into her iPhone (via speaker, no less) about relationships and vacations. The fact that Scott didn't go all Mindy McCready and give himself a 9mm haircut is a real testament to his patience and listening skills. What, too soon?
"Scott and Kourtney got into a huge fight about it," a source tells Life & Style, on newsstands now. "She was pissed he was partying when they were supposed to be on a family vacation. Kourtney hates clubs and thinks it's embarrassing that Scott feels the need to go out and party instead of staying with her and the kids."
12PM "My biggest choice of the day is the wristwatch. If the day is professional and I know I have important meetings or am closing a business deal, I will wear what feels to be the most successful of my watches: a Patek Philippe. If my day seems more relaxed I will just wear a Rolex. If I know I have an event to go to and I want to be a little flashy I will wear one of my completely flawless diamond Jacob and Co. watches."Dammit, I thought I was having a good morning -- I found a dollar in my pocket, my lady friend had her period, AND my test came back negative . . . then it was ruined by Scott Kardashian-Disick. I can't express in words how much I dislike this turd, so I'm not about to keep wishing for the zombie apocalypse to happen because I'm sure that somehow, someway, this lucky bastard will not only find a way to survive, but profit off all our rotting corpses. Fuck it, I'm getting drunk.
12:30PM "Another hard decision comes to hand: picking the right vehicle for the day. If it's a nice day and the sun is out, I will take my Rolls Royce Drophead Convertible. If I'm in a sportier mood, I will take my 458 Ferrari. But if I'm just looking to lay back and enjoy my day, I will take my Bentley Mulsanne."
Scott Disick's offer of a ring is rejected by Kourtney Kardashian -- again! In the new issue of Life & Style on newsstands now, insiders reveal that Scott had been planning to get down on one knee -- for the second time in two years -- while the couple were in Miami filming Kourtney & Kim Take Miami; however, Kourtney got cold feet.Nope. Sorry, I'm not gonna play this game. If Kourtney says she doesn't want to marry Scott because he's white, then I'll be OK with that, but this isn't anything of the sort. Kourtney Kardashian (she's the K in Team KKK) wants us to believe that she's a graceful flower who's above living her life on E!? Please, I've seen more class in a bukkake film. I'll bet the farm that this is more of a contract negotiation ploy by Mama Kris, who makes Honey Boo Boo's mother look like Princess Di. If we can get past this pesky Apocalypse today (and if the show survives another year) not only will we see Kourtney accept a ring from Scott, I bet we'll see the third Kourtney/Scott demon-bastard-child get consummated in her backside.
"She didn't allow for an engagement to be filmed," shares a Kardashian insider. "They did not film a proposal, and it was because of Kourtney. She said, 'No.' She does not want to be engaged."
For Scott, it was a repeat of 2010, when he'd bought a sparkler with yellow pavé diamonds only to have Kourtney cut off his plans during what was supposed to be their proposal dinner at Le Cirque.
"Kourtney really has been very vocal and told everyone how she does not want to marry Scott," a friend reveals to Life & Style. "She does not think their relationship is perfect and is scared of divorce. But Scott's not happy about her never saying yes to a proposal."
In Touch has exclusively learned that longtime couple Kourtney Kardashain and Scott Disick "are planning to get engaged when they tape the end of the season of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami in December," a friend of the family confirms in the new issue of In Touch, on newsstands now.Even though this union will stink like a NASCAR jumpsuit with product placements, I believe that Scott and Kourtney might actually be a real couple. Why, you ask? Well, for one thing Scott makes Kourtney look like an idiot. Old lady Kris can't manipulate the media enough for us to ignore the fact that he's not under Team KKK's control, and that's something normally not tolerated in their universe. Second, he's white, and that's another thing normally not tolerated in their universe. Pretty odd code of ethics to follow since apparently setting up phony photo ops, profiting off of sex tapes, and orchestrating fake marriages are all fine and dandy.
And Scott is already shopping for a ring. "He was at Levinson Jewelers in Fort Lauderdale on Oct. 25," says an eyewitness, noting that the cameras were rolling. "He was looking at really big, expensive diamond rings."
Sources reveal to In Touch that they've already begun the planning and she's even given the green-light to televise their nuptials.
"She and Scott have met with a wedding planner," another friend confirms to In Touch. "And they've narrowed down the date -- the wedding is scheduled to take place after Christmas but before Easter. It's definitely just for TV ratings. Kourtney is getting caught up in the show, and he, of course, just wants the payday. Sadly, she's flirting with disaster -- and everyone knows it."
While they'll be in the same building with "Kim and Kanye West and everybody else involved in the [Kourtney & Kim Take Miami], Kourtney and Scott will be living in separate apartments," a Kardashian insider confirms to In Touch.Wait . . . what? Kourtney is living with Scott on TV, but they don't share an apartment in Miami unless Kanye is there with a production crew . . . holy shit! These people are just too damn dishonest for me to follow. Is there ANYTHING Team KKK does that is completely sincere? Fake relationships, fake marriages, fake leaked porn tapes . . . it's all fake (well the porn tape was real; the "leak" was negotiated by Mother of the Decade Kris). Look, I understand that Kris and her hatchlings are nothing but a bunch of carnies, but that doesn't mean that we all have to be rubes. If you schemers ever wanted to know why you're so hated now, it's because you insist on treating us like a bunch of marks. Dammit, you assholes owe me a giant stuffed animal!
Friends say Kourtney is so fed up with his hard partying and immature behavior that she can barely stand to be in the same room with him. However, living apart may be a recipe for disaster, say those who know the couple.
"It's the worst possible situation for Kourtney," explains an associate. "Scott's friends in Miami are partiers, and they're all in the club scene -- so he'll be worse than ever. With his own apartment, he'll have the privacy to do whatever he wants without Kourtney knowing. She'll still have to film with Scott every day and hear about all the bad things he's done without being able to do anything about it. There's going to be a lot of drama."
"He was in the best spirits, joking with friends like Joe Francis and Scott Sartiano. They had dinner at Stack and then headed out to 1 Oak, where they partied at a VIP table until 3 a.m."Perhaps out of concern for the well-being of his pregnant girlfriend, Scott moved the party closer to home a few days later. What a gentleman:
And Scott didn't seem to be missing his girlfriend, who could give birth at any time. "He wasn't really on his phone texting her or anything at the club or dinner," source says. "There was no clear indication that he missed Kourtney. He was doing shots and drinking beers at the club, watching his friends hit on girls. He was just having a blast."
"Scott was at Chateau Marmont [in West Hollywood] with two girls and three guys. Scott sat between the women and was flirting up a storm with them, telling them what a good guy he is. Meanwhile, he was boozing, getting close and basically cheating on his pregnant girlfriend! It was absolutely grotesque and humiliating for Kourtney."So am I supposed to believe that the Kardashian family honor has been forever tarnished? Is that the message I should glean from this poorly-sourced piece of drivel? Look here, amateurs, Kourtney is loving the extra cover space she's getting in the supermarket rags, under the mistaken assumption that America will be sympathetic to her plight. It's the classic "naive housewife being taken advantage of" horseshit story, except that the wife happens to come from the most disingenuous and self-promoting family since the Hogans. Well, I say fuck that bullshit. Team KKK blew it once and for all when the sham marriage to the Neanderthal was exposed. Kourtney doesn't get a pass on this one, but she could get a mustache ride out of me. Hey, she's still the hottest of the non-jailbait Kardashians.
In Touch has learned [Kourtney Kardashian] has selected Casa Aramara — the stunning estate on the outskirts of Puerta Vallarta, owned by Kardashian pal Joe Francis — as the venue for her wedding to Scott [Disick]. "Her family has been friends with Joe or so long," the friend adds. "Kourtney has always considered Joe's home a place where she can really relax."Wait, I know what you're thinking and you're wrong. This time, a Kardashian will have an elegant, classy wedding that will make William and Kate's look like a German shizer film. Aw shit, who am I kidding? The Kardashians would probably star in a German shizer film if you payed them enough, so don't expect a subtle event from this pack of savages. I will tell you that I can't wait to hear Kourtney's wedding vows. It will be only the third time in the history of the world that the words "ass to mouth" will be spoken in a wedding. The first two times of course were said for both of Kim's sham marriages. Khloe choked when it was her turn, In my humble opinion
Of course, Kourtney's reasons for marrying Scott, 28, aren't entirely romantic. "They signed a $1 million deal with E! to get married on TV," an insider reveals to In Touch, who adds that the couple will be announcing their engagement "in an orchestrated, well-publicized manner" to ensure they get as many viewers as possible. Both ambitious, the pair is excited to be raking in this type of money — and that's doing a lot to alleviate the stress between them.
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