Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick leaving Kitson Kids in West Hollywood (9/22)
Oh wait, he's not single. Oops! From the
National Enquirer:
Kourtney Kardashian had better keep an eye on her baby daddy! Scott Disick was spotted partying with a pal and drooling over two sexy girls gyrating on the dance floor at Teddy's on Oct. 4. Pregnant Kourtney was nowhere in sight. (Print Edition - 10/26)
For Kourtney's sake, at least this thing with Scott and the other girls
was an isolated incident, you know, it's not likely to happen again . .
.
oops again! Aw dammit, I suck at this whole gossip thing. It's harder than mahjong.
NOTE: Kourtney has no one to blame but herself for Scott acting like this. When you let your weight balloon out of control, you have to expect things like this to happen. Two words for you Kourtney: portion control.
UPDATE: Loyal Celebslam reader "shelley" just informed me that Kourtney's actually pregnant. Aw dammit again. Apparently I should also go fuck myself. Thanks for the kind words shelley! Your shirt is in the mail!
Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick in Miami (9/6)
Guess who Kourtney Kardashian's baby daddy Scott "
Can I Have Your Number" Disick is hanging out with? K-Fed.
DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN!!! From the
New York Post:
Now that she's pregnant, Kourtney Kardashian is making nice with her baby daddy, Scott Disick. The on-again couple joined Kevin Federline and his girlfriend, Victoria Prince, for dinner Wednesday at Gotham Steak in Miami Beach. "Kourtney and Scott looked really happy. He was spoon-feeding her," said an onlooker. But Disick hasn't totally changed his partying ways. After dinner, Kardashian went to bed while Disick and K-Fed hit nightclub LIV.
Scott's hanging out with K-Fed? That can only mean one thing for Kourtney: she'll soon become an expert on
glitter cocoa butter writing alimony checks. Kourtney should realize that allowing her baby daddy to hang out with K-Fed is the worst thing she can do for the future of her unborn child -- followed closely by drinking, smoking, cage-fighting, gator wrasslin', and doing somersaults down a flight of stairs covered in coat hangers . . . or as the five are collectively known as: "Britney Spears' third trimester with Jayden."
Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick in Miami (8/12)
The
National Enquirer is claiming that Kourtney Kardashian's boyfriend (the one who
doesn't own condoms), has a bit of a wandering eye. And penis. From the tabloid:
Kourtney announced on the "Today" show on Aug. 13 that she's pregnant with on-again/off-again boyfriend Scott Disick. Kourtney blurted out that Scott's "very excited" about the baby, adding: "He was so for it and so excited from the beginning. And we're really happy."
But the night before she dropped her baby bombshell in New York, Kourtney's handsome beau was acting nothing like a blissful father-to-be at an event in California.
"Scott was hitting on a blonde in a short black dress," divulged a source at the event, an art show at Hollywood's Milk Studios. "He was hugging her and rubbing her back. They were ordering vodka drinks for each other. He took a picture with her and even handed her his phone so she could punch in her number.
"Before he moved in on the blonde, Scott was chatting up a brunette. He was on the hunt -- not faithful boyfriend material by any means. Kourtney's just starting to show and Scott is already acting like a horndog. God help her once the baby arrives." (Print Edition - 8/31)
"God help her once the baby arrives"? God help her once her stomach starts to bulge. Nothing turns off a womanizer faster than a chick with a gut . . . even if it's one filled with his own progeny. Once she finally gives birth, Kourtney better get used to using phrases like, "No, I don't know where your Daddy is" and "Mommy threw Daddy's clothes on the lawn because he's a stupid fucking asshole." Another phrase she might want to practice: "What time does this Planned Parenthood open?"
