Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson at Elle's 14th Annual Women in Hollywood party held at the Four Seasons Hotel in Los Angeles on Monday
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Scarlett Johansson working on her new movie Midnight in Barcelona
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Scarlett Johansson is pissed at ex-boyfriend Josh Hartnett. The pair dated for two years before breaking up under less than amicable terms at the end of 2006. Now Scarlett thinks Josh is trying to hook up with her friends as payback. From the National Enquirer:
Furious Scarlett's telling insiders Josh "is just trying to get back at her for breaking up with him!" A mutual pal says unrepentant Josh rages that dating Scarlett "took five years off his life" because of her demanding, controlling ways – and he "doesn't feel beholden to spare her feelings" if he happens to feel like phoning one of her friends. (Source)
I wouldn't mind dating a "demanding" and "controlling" Scarlett Johansson. She could wear the leather, I could wear the nipple clamps ... or vice versa. As a matter of fact, she's so fine, I wouldn't care HOW strange/weird that chick was, I'd still date her. About the only thing that could come between us is if she had a bigger package than I did ... and I'd probably get over that eventually!
Scarlett Johansson on stage with "Jesus and Mary Chain" at the first day of the Coachella Music Festival
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Check out Scarlett Johansson falling down the stairs after leaving the afterparty for the Saturday Night Live episode she hosted. The French judge gave her a 9.6 while the Russian judge only gave her a 8.3. I'm pretty sure that commie bastard is on the take.
Scarlett Johansson, 22, and Alanis Morissette's ex-fiance, Ryan Reynolds, 30, spent Easter in New York City together. The couple was first seen on Saturday night at Manhattan restaurant Odeon where witnesses observed them laughing and holding hands. On Sunday--along with friends--the couple had lunch at the Carlyle Hotel. According to one eyewitness:
"They were definitely holding hands. They were a cute couple!" ... "[The whole group] was having a blast, It looked like a group of friends. I don't even think they were celebrating Easter." (Source)
I don't understand what Scarlett sees in this guy. I mean, he barely looks like a fitness magazine cover model. For Christ's sake Ryan, do yourself a favor and keep your shirt on, you're just embarrassing yourself. And mix in a salad or two. Fatty.
Justin Timberlake and Scarlett Johansson "hit it off" at a post-Super Bowl bash in Miami on Sunday. Though Timberlake has recently been linked to Jessica Biel, he was getting pretty close to Johansson at Club Makai. According to an eyewitness Scarlett and Justin were "talking, dancing, holding hands all night - it was very cozy." The eyewitness adds:
"Then, as they left through the back, Justin was leaning against the wall and Scarlett came up, leaned into him and did a sexy, little dance, grinding into his body."
After a tragic two years with Cameron Diaz, Justin's penis must be so confused right now. "Wait, wait, wait...I get THAT? Over there?" It's kinda like a poor dude winning the lottery. You go from Top Ramen one day to Scarlett Johansson's vagina the next...Uhh, something like that.
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Two Scarlett Johansson stories in one day! Remember the Vanity Fair cover she did earlier this year with Keira Knightley? I guess Scarlett was mad because some crew member was more interested in his Blackberry than seeing her naked. According to Scarlett:
"Keira and I, and we're totally naked, and some guy is on his BlackBerry computer. Everyone was busy working. But I guess it's better than if they were all looking at me. It was comfortable." Meanwhile, Scarlett - who was announced Esquire magazine's Sexiest Woman 2006 - is prepared to reveal all in a movie. She added: "I'm not opposed to doing nudity, it would just have to be the right project, maybe some sensational European art film."
Scarlett's reaction is a perfect example of why women confuse me. Men don't look at them--they get angry. Men look at them--they get angry. And don't try to say the lady next door was pissed because she caught me standing on that stool. I mean, how else was I supposed to look through a bathroom window that's nearly eight feet off the ground? Idiot.
Even though Josh Hartnett and Scarlett Johansson were seen making out at a New York restaurant, they are not dating exclusively. Last Saturday Josh hooked up with supermodel and Victoria's Secret Angel Gisele Bundchen. Scarlett's fine with that since she an "open relationship" policy:
Hartnett was spotted at Spotted Pig sucking face with supermodel Gisele Bundchen Saturday night. "They were all over each other," said the spy. Reps for Harnett didn't return calls, and a rep for Bundchen would not comment.
So this is the type of guy that women desire nowadays? I should be arguing with this dude over how much he charged for unclogging my toilet not reading about him banging supermodels and actresses with "open relationship" policies (euphemism for "cock hungry" BTW). If he passes for a hearthrob then so does my door--it has a shiny knob!
