Scarlett Johansson at the Oscars last Sunday According to
People, Scarlett Johansson went to Cabo San Lucas earlier this week for an overnight trip with Sean Penn (
pic here). Wait, what? Really? Who knew the secret to getting into Scarlett's pants was to be a total commie asshole . . .
The pair left on a private jet from Van Nuys airport Tuesday morning, then were spotted having dinner in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, that night, according to sources. Early Wednesday morning, they returned to Los Angeles where Johansson is shooting the film We Bought a Zoo with Matt Damon.
On the menu during their Mexican meal? Penn, 50 and Johansson, 26, reportedly enjoyed lobster and, of course, margaritas.
The trip would have been longer but apparently Scarlett realized that she was actually on vacation with Sean Penn.
*33 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:
The 2011 Academy Awards: Just the Attractive People By any reasonable standard, the Academy Awards blew donkey cock last night (at one point James Franco walked out a dress which wouldn't have been funny even if I was high as a motherfucker). The telecast peaked when Anne Hathaway said "Welcome to..." and it was all downhill from there. But at least some fairly attractive women showed up. Like Penelope Cruz ... *makes motorboat sound with my lips*
Gallery features 138 pictures so click around:
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds split up John Mayer's penis has officially been put on notice: After two years of marriage, Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are splitting up. A source told
Us Weekly:
"They are being very civil about it," the source says, noting that the spouses separated about two weeks ago.
Johansson, 26, began dating Reynolds, 34, in 2007; the stars announced their engagement in May 2008 and tied the knot that September in a remote wilderness retreat in Vancouver, B.C.
The source explains that Iron Man 2 star Johansson initiated the split. At issue? "The big problem with their relationship is the distance," says the source. "They spent a lot of time apart when they are working...She's been unhappy for a while."
The distance broke them up? I don't buy that for a second. It's not like Scarlett is serving a tour in Iraq and can't fly home whenever the hell she wants to. No, I think there's a much more sinister reason for the couple's split . . . isn't that right Scarlett's secret lover OSAMA BIN LADEN!
*16 Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds pictures total in the gallery:
Ryan Reynolds is sort of a wuss I can't tell you how many times a day I'm mistaken for Ryan Reynolds (
you can see the resemblance here). It's become such a hassle that it's forced me to rethink my habit of walking around the city without a shirt on. But then how are my abs supposed to get some color, I ask myself? How? Oh yeah, so about Ryan Reynolds, the
National Enquirer said:
A romantic road trip for Scarlett Johansson and hubby Ryan Reynolds turned into a real-life version of a wacky National Lampoon "Vacation" movie! The A-list couple planned to relax on a two-week cross-country drive, sources say. But after a series of misadventures, they high-tailed it home early. "Not long after leaving California in a rental car, they had a flat tire in the pouring rain" says the source. "Ryan had never changed a tire before and it took him forever to do it. He needed Scarlett's help. By the time he and Scarlett got back in the car, they looked like drowned rats." (Print Edition - 10/4)
So the terrifying "misadventures" these two had were a flat tire and a little rain? Big deal. Ryan should have sucked it up and been a real man -- by calling AAA. Besides, who would go on a vacation with Scarlett Johansson that didn't involve staying in bed all day and replenishing fluids? Perhaps the lesson here is that when you're with someone as beautiful as Scarlett, if you're going to take her anywhere, make sure it's in one of her three orifices.
*22 Ryan Reynolds pictures total in the gallery:
Vanessa Hudgens at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards at Universal Studios' Gibson Amphitheatre in L.A. (6/6)
The MTV Movie Awards last night were many things: long, unfunny, painful to watch at times, "cussy," and most importantly, sexy. For your viewing pleasure, I present a gallery of just the attractive people. If you're looking for pictures of Snooki or Paris Hilton, unfortunately, I don't know what to tell you . . . besides "I desperately hate you."
The attractive people:
*150 pics total in the gallery:
Scarlett Johansson's house at 7222 Senalda Rd. in Los Angeles In 2007, Scarlett Johansson purchased a pretty kick-ass Spanish Villa in the Hollywood Hills for a mere $7,000,000. After spending untold thousands on renovations,
she listed it for sale last week. For $4,950,000. Ouch. In 2007, I rented a studio apartment in a violent section of San Diego for $400/mo. In the three years that I've been living here -- though I did install a pretty nice shelving unit from IKEA -- I have not lost over $2,000,000. My dignity? Yes. $2,000,000? No. Winner: Me.
Hot Scarlett is no more Back in April I wrote a story ("
Wave goodbye to hot Scarlett") about D-cup Scarlett Johansson foolishly hiring Madonna's personal trainer Tracy Anderson to whip her into shape. It saddens me to say this, but I was right. That's the new A-cup Scarlett at the Moet & Chandon "Tribute to Cinema" in Tokyo last night. I swear to god, if I ever see this Tracy Anderson chick on the street, I will punch her in the face . . . and then run like hell because she could probably kick my ass.
Scarlett Johansson heading to her gym in New York (8/10)
Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot. I love chick fights. Even potential chick fights -- like the one brewing between Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley -- are hot. From the
Chicago Sun Times:
STAR FEUD? Keira Knightley is not happy she's got a big competitor for the role of Eliza Doolittle in a big-screen remake of "My Fair Lady." While Knightley more closely resembles the original movie's Audrey Hepburn, Scarlett Johansson reportedly has a better singing voice -- something Knightley has been working to improve for the past three years.
I'm sure it's Scarlett's magical singing voice and extraordinary musical talents that are giving her the edge over poor Keira, and not the fact that she's built like an upside down pyramid. Unfortunately for Keira, she could practice her singing everyday for the rest of her life and she still wouldn't get the part over Scarlett . . . yes I'm trying to imply she needs implants . . . I bet Demi Moore
could recommend a good surgeon.
Scarlett Johansson Scarlett Johansson at a photocall for Mango fashion held at the Santo Mauro Hotel in Madrid (7/13)
Scarlett Johansson leaving a gym in West Hollywood (6/18)
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