Scarlett Johansson


Paparazzi photos from Friday, September 2

Scarlett Johansson on the set of The Avengers in Central Park, New York (pics start here)

Cameron Diaz on the set of What To Expect When You're Expecting in Atlanta (pics start here)

Jordana Brewster running errands in L.A. (pics start here)

Alessandra Ambrosio at a park in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Keanu Reeves arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Salma Hayek at the 68th Venice Film Festival in Italy (pics start here)

Keira Knightley at the photocall for A Dangerous Method at the 68th Venice Film Festival in Italy (pics start here)

Kourtney Kardashian leaving her hotel in New York (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale leaving a nail salon in Studio City (pics start here)

Australian supermodel Alice Burdeu on the set of The Great Gatsby at Fox Studios in Sydney, Australia (pics start here)

Francia Raisa and JoJo outside BOA Steakhouse in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kate Winslet at the premiere of Mildred Pierce at the 68th Venice Film Festival in Italy (pics start here)

Sarah Paxton and Alyssa Diaz at a screening of Shark Night 3D at Universal CityWalk in L.A. (pics start here)

Monica Bellucci at the 68th Venice Film Festival in Italy (pics start here)

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Paparazzi photos from Friday, August 19

Scarlett Johansson exercising in New York (pics start here)

Amy Adams on the set of Man of Steel in Plano, Illinois (pics start here)

Olivia Wilde out and about in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Meghan Ory on the set of Once Upon a Time in Vancouver (pics start here)

Ellen Pompeo leaving her house in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley leaving Il Ristorante Di Giorgio Baldi in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

John Mayer shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Actress Anna Maria Perez de Tagle waiting at a valet in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Rachel Bilson in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Nicole Richie leaving a gym in Studio City (pics start here)

Pink and Carey Hart heading to the Pacific Design Center in L.A. (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries arriving for their wedding rehearsal at the Montage Beverly Hills Hotel (pics start here)

Mena Suvari arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Anne Hathaway arriving at The Daily Show studios in New York (pics start here)

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Scarlett Johansson hooking up with Justin Bartha?

After being dumped by Sean Penn in June, Scarlett Johansson is rebounding with Ashley Olsen's ex Justin Bartha. But are her post moves enough to get by Justin's inside game? Also, will I squeeze anymore awkward basketball puns into a story about two non-athletes? Read on -- the answer may shock you!*

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From the New York Post:
Johansson attended a preview of off-Broadway's "All New People," in which Bartha stars, on Saturday, and the pair were photographed together backstage. Spies said Johansson and Bartha later seemed "completely engrossed in each other" during a cast dinner also attended by playwright Zach Braff and actress Heather Graham at Café Un Deux Trois.

One witness told us, "There were about 15 people at the table, but Scarlett and Justin sat next to each other and talked all night. They seemed pretty fascinated with each other and only talked to each other. It looked sometimes flirty, but also they seemed to be involved in a deep discussion."
Justin was "fascinated" with Scarlett? Wow, this dude's a better actor than I thought. You know how hard it is to have a deep discussion with someone when the only thing going through your head is "Show me your tits. Show me your tits. Show me your tits. Show me your tits. Show me your tits. Show me your tits. Show me your tits. Show me your tits."

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Sean Penn is a dick

Scarlett Johansson wasn't smart enough for Sean Penn, according to the fantasy world that Sean Penn lives in (population: 1). A source told the National Enquirer:
"It was the last straw when Sean disparaged [Scarlett's] lack of education about politics and urged her to go to school. Scarlett loves him, but she had to end the romance because she felt she had no breathing room."

The May-December romance began to unravel when [Johansson] felt a little out of her depth intellectually when she recently attended a White House gala.
"A little out of her depth intellectually"? Is low confidence why she had sex in a bathroom that night?
That convinced Penn, 50, that the pillow-lipped beauty -- who never attended college -- needed to get more education. Back in 2003, she had applied for New York University's arts program but was rejected.

"Sean suggested Scarlett take a political science course," revealed an insider, "and it rubbed her the wrong way. She's a free spirit and just became fed up with him trying to take over every aspect of her life - from career choices and work habits to people she associated with."
Is this guy actually telling someone else they should study more about politics? Pot meet kettle. That's like Kirstie Alley telling someone they should go on a diet or Lindsay Lohan preaching about AA. Sean Penn's views on politics are so out of whack, Scarlett should consider herself lucky she got out when she did. Otherwise, she'd have found herself becoming a commie or perhaps something even more despised in Hollywood -- a republican.

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The 2011 Spike TV Guy's Choice Awards: Just the Attractive People

The annual Spike TV Guy's Choice were Saturday at Sony Pictures Studios in Culver City, and a whole bunch of hot chicks showed up. Like Minka Kelly, Did you know that when she farts, it sounds like the beautiful chorus of a thousand songbirds? True story.

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Sean Penn at the 2011 Cannes International Film Festival in France (5/20)

OK, maybe Sean Penn wasn't cheating on Scarlett Johansson after all at Cannes. He was just getting some rebound sex. From People:
Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn are no longer dating, a source tells PEOPLE. Speculation about the pair began after Johansson did not attend the Cannes Film Festival with Penn for his movie The Tree of Life. The reason for the split wasn't immediately known. Reps declined to comment.
Source say that things began to turn sour in the relationship when Scarlett realized that she was dating Sean Penn. "Wait a minute . . ."

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Scarlett Johansson walking her dog in New York (5/8)

Well this relationship is going well. Sean Penn was almost able to date Scarlett Johansson for three whole months before rumors emerged that he was cheating on her. From the New York Daily News:
A source at the Cannes Film Festival says the 49-year-old Penn had friends of both the blond and brunette kind in a glass elevator at the Hotel du Cap in Antibes around 4 a.m. [on May 20]. The source tells us that after attending the black-tie amfAR benefit at the hotel and then a private yacht party with Jude Law, Penn returned to the hotel with the two "super-hot" women. The trio then proceeded to the hotel's glass elevator and ascended to one of the three-story property's higher floors.

"They weren't sharing the elevator. They were going up together," our source says.

Penn wasn't going to his room. The actor, who attended the festival with his 17-year-old son, Hopper, was staying on the hotel's ground floor, we hear.
Oh no, Sean's cheating on Scarlett? What is she ever going to do? How will a hot chick in her mid-20s with a huge rack and millions of dollars in the bank ever find another boyfriend? If Sean really is the kind of man she's interested in -- diminutive in stature, hates freedom -- perhaps Scarlett should start looking somewhere with plenty of those types to choose from: China Congress.

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Fancy meeting you here

Sean Penn already wants to get married. Fuck. From the National Enquirer:
Scarlett Johansson's mega-entrancin' 24-years-older Sean Penn, reassuring pals who worry he's getting too serious too fast that she's "not rushing into anything" after her painful breakup with hubby Ryan Reynolds - but ScarJo confesses she loves sitting at the feet of (so to speak) the…er, aged sage!

"Scarlett says every day with Sean is an education equivalent to a college course - he's so worldly and knowledgeable," reports a friend. "She knows she married Ryan way too fast, but insists she's a quick learner. Even though marriage seems to be on Sean’s mind and he’s pushing things a little fast, Scarlett's doing her best to hold him off at the pass."
Every day is an education with Sean? What the hell could Scarlett possibly be learning from that commie bastard? The only subjects that guy is qualified to teach are "How to Hate your Country 101," "Sympathizing with America's Enemies Parts 1 and 2," and "An Introductory Guide on How to Stop Growing at Age 12." Besides, what does Scarlett need with an education? She has huge tits.

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Oh Scarlett, you shouldn't have

Oh god, I feel so disgusting after reading this story and imagining Sean Penn going to town on Scarlett Johansson in a bathroom stall. I just want to scrub myself with steel wool like one of those rape victims on Law & Order. From the New York Post:
Sean Penn caused a stir right off the bat when he wouldn't follow everyone else in putting his hand over his heart as the room stood and sang "The Star-Spangled Banner" at the Hilton International Ballroom. The surly star then spent dinner all over new flame Scarlett Johansson. "She plopped down in his lap, and they were kissing," described a shocked witness. The two left the room for "an hour," sources said, and Penn came back to the table with his tie askew.
Every time I think this America-hating scumbag couldn't piss me off anymore, he goes and does something even more infuriating. I can put up with public displays of affection in inappropriate places, but not giving his full respect to our country and it's National Anthem is inexcusable. As a matter of fact, it makes me so angry that I'll just have to masturbate to images of his girlfriend. *unzips pants* This'll teach that commie!

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Sean Penn out and about in New York (3/15)

If you would have told me last year that, at some point in 2011, Sean Penn would be dating Scarlett Johansson, I probably would have punched you in the face. Nevertheless, they were seen in Mexico together on a romantic getaway earlier this month. And now we have a "longtime associate" of Scarlett's telling the Chicago Sun Times this:
"There may be a generational gulf there, but trust me, Scarlett and Sean are more alike than you’d think. Both are very cerebral and intense, but more important, the two of them are all about the work. They both are tough, totally career-focused, no-nonsense people. … I also think they were attracted to each other by their innate bitchiness.

"Ryan Reynolds [the husband she’s divorcing] was too nice for her. Plus another thing Scarlett and Sean share: A total, deep-seated hatred for the media!"
I'm not sure what Scarlett finds in Sean, but I'm pretty sure I know what Sean finds in Scarlett: his dick. Sure, the two of them may have a few things in common like hatred for this country the media, but at the end of the day, the only thing Sean's interested in are Scarlett's tits. Those things are more mesmerizing than a mirror to Tyra Banks or recess to Roman Polanski.

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