Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of Don Jon in New York
Scarlett Johansson admits in the new Marie Claire
that she's down for a little porn. Sweet, so she got that German scheisse film I sent her? Via the Daily Mail
The 28-year-old actress, who is engaged to Romain Dauriac, said: "I think porn, like anything else, can be enjoyed. It can be productive for both men and women."
However, Scarlett did acknowledge that there should be a limit to how much it's watched. Referring to the lead character Jon in her new movie Don Jon, Scarlett said: "If I found out my boyfriend watched that much porn I would be totally flabbergasted, for sure."
Let it be written that 2013 has become Scarlett's long overdue comeback year. Not only has she kept her high beams
on for months, but now we find out that she churns stink butter to the sight of dirty whores getting pounded by freakishly large interracial battering rams . . . well, at least that's the way that I'm seeing it. That Romain Dauriac character should be rewarded for straightening out Scarlett the way he did. I don't know if he should get a Nobel Peace Prize or an Amazon.com gift card, but the man deserves rewards and accolades for his efforts. You know what? Gift card. We'll go with the gift card.*30 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:
Scarlett Johansson in the October issue of Interview magazine
+ Arianny Celeste has a professional boob lotion rubber [Hollywood Tuna
+ When did Kelly Osbourne get tits like that? [The Superficial
+ You can afford nothing in the Neiman Marcus Christmas book [Celebuzz
+ Miley Cyrus' porn offer [IDLYITW
+ Cameron Russell in lingerie [Drunken Stepfather
+ Hayden Panettiere in leather pants [Popoholic
+ 5 Hottest at the Scottish Fashion Awards [moejackson
+ Hottest workplace training video girl EVER [Guyism
+ The whores are hitting the pumpkin patch early this year [Dlisted
+ Presenting the beautiful Ashleigh [Caveman Circus
+ Just a bunch of naked pin up girls wearing nothing but milk [Brobible
+ Awww, look at Justin Bieber's baby abs [popbytes
+ Sarah Jessica Parker is not hot [Yeeeah!
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Scarlett Johansson named the Sexiest Woman Alive
For the second time in seven years, Esquire
has named Scarlett Johansson the Sexiest Woman Alive. Congrats, your fruit basket is in the mail. Scarlett told the magazine:
"I'm the only woman to win twice right? You know, I gotta hustle. I'm a 28-year-old woman in the movie business, right? Pretty soon the roles you're offered all become mothers. Then they just sort of stop. I have to hedge against that with work-theater, producing; this thing with Esquire."
I'm confused. I thought Maxim
already decided for all of us that, despite outward appearances, Miley Cyrus is the hottest woman in the world? And now an actual attractive person like Scarlett is trying to claim the title? I think the only way to settle this is to have the two fight to the death. But Scarlett gets a weapon. Something shooty or stabby.
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Scarlett Johansson and Joseph Gordon-Levitt at the premiere of Don Jon during the Toronto International Film Festival
Joseph Gordon-Levitt admits to the new issue of Men's Health that the only reason he cast Scarlett Johansson in his new film Don Jon
is because of her bubbly personality. I'm just kidding, it's because he wants to bang her:
"I didn't know Scarlett, but I spent more than a year with the image of her in my head playing this character. She couldn't not do this. Look, Scarlett is a gorgeous, gorgeous woman, but if you just compare purely physical features, plenty of girls are just as gorgeous. But she creates this extra something. It's in her walk, her eye contact. The total package is just off the charts."
"...plenty of girls are gorgeous. But she creates this extra something..."
Tits, it's the tits, stupid. Go ahead and say what we're all thinking, Joey. Scarlett has been busting out the big guns with a vengeance
lately so I don't blame him for wanting to motorboat her. It's not as if every single red-blooded American male who's seen those twins hasn't filled a tube sock or two with DNA evidence in their honor. Ever since Scarlett released the greatest NSFW selfies
of all time, she's been keeping those sweet, sweet knockers in witness protection -- it's only natural that Joe completely lost his shit due to their recent exposure. If there was ever a set of knockers that could turn a flaming homosexual straight, it's Scarlett's. True Story: Osama Bin Laden used to get bullied worse than Kurt on Glee
until he saw Lost in Translation
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Scarlett Johansson and her fiance Romain Dauriac at the Venice Film Festival
Scarlett Johannson is officially engaged. The actress' rep confirmed the news yesterday after she was spotted wearing a huge diamond ring at the Venice Film Festival. The lucky man is French ad exec Romain Dauriac, who's been tapping that ass since last year. All of us here at Celebslam would like to congratulate Scarlett and Romain and wish them a marriage twice as successful as Scarlett's last one
. So I guess that would be four years.
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Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of Under the Skin at the 70th Venice Film Festival in Italy
"Oh yeah, I have huge breasts," Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of Under the Skin
last night in Venice.
Welcome back to reality, Scarlett. We've missed you these past few years.*30 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:
Scarlett Johansson arriving to the 70th Venice International Film Festival in Italy (9/3)*20 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:
Scarlett Johansson on the set of Captain America: The Winter Soldier
in L.A. (4/23)*20 Scarlett Johansson Black Widow pictures total in the gallery:
Scarlett Johansson and Romain Dauriac in the East Village of Manhattan
While out with her boyfriend, French journalist Romain Dauriac, earlier this week in New York, Scarlett Johansson was seen sporting a huge diamond on her finger, leading many to believe that Romain proposed to her and the two are engaged. Or maybe Romain's the head of a violent international gang of diamond thieves and he's just using Scarlett to steal rings from mom-and-pop-run jewelry stores struggling to make ends meet. Yeah, let's go with that.*21 Scarlett Johansson and Romain Dauriac pictures total in the gallery:
Scarlett Johansson's new tattoo
Scarlett Johansson has a new tattoo. While in Paris over the weekend, she got a horseshoe with the words "Lucky You" around it. "Actually, horseshoes isn't so much about luck as it is about the proper throwing form, which can be developed through practice and repetition," said the guy who totally misses the point.*5 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery: