Scarlett Johansson leaving a gym in West Hollywood (6/18)
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Scarlett Johansson in late 2005Wave goodbye to hot Scarlett, say hello to freaky-muscular Scarlett. And it's all Gwyneth Paltrow's fault -- she introduced Scarlett to her personal trainer . . . who also works with Madonna. GWYNETH YOU BITCH I'LL KILL YOU! From the
Daily Mail:
Scarlett Johansson has enlisted the help of Gwyneth Paltrow's personal trainer to shape up for her new film role. The beautiful actress, who was once renowned for her hourglass curves, now does daily workouts with Gwyneth and fitness expert Tracy Anderson. She has shed more than a stone since she began getting fit for Iron Man 2, in which Gwyneth also stars.Tracy Anderson has built up a reputation as being personal trainer to the stars, and also counts the super-fit Madonna among her clients.
There's only one explanation for why Scarlett would be working out with Madonna's trainer and hanging out with Gwyneth Paltrow: She's been cast as one of the bad guys in
Iron Man 2. That's the only reason I can think of for why she'd want to look like Mumm-ra and sound like Snarf.* My advice to Scarlett: Avoid changing your appearance because it's bound to effect your greatest talent -- filling out a bra.
*THUNDERCATS HOOOOOOO!
Scarlett Johansson latest ads for Moët & Chandon
Kids, if you don't know what symbolism is, show this picture to daddy and ask him.
Scarlett Johansson and Jared Leto in 2004
If your name is "Ryan Reynolds" you probably don't want to read this story. Everyone else, by all means, please continue. From
OK! magazine:
There's nothing wrong with a little innocent flirting — or is there? Jared Leto certainly didn't seem to think so at Sunday night's Golden Globes bash at the Sunset Tower Hotel in West Hollywood, where he made a quick bee-line for his newly married ex-girlfriend Scarlett Johansson!
A fellow party-goer tells OK! that Leto, "spent most of the evening hitting on Scarlett Johansson, who certainly didn't seem to mind." (Source)
Sorry Jared. If Scarlet wanted to marry an emaciated, gender-confused, hermaphrodite, she would have chosen someone from the San Francisco Men's Chorus. Or Pete Wentz. If I were Ryan, I'd actually encourage Scarlet to hang out more with Jared. Who better to teach her how to apply her eye-liner?
Scarlett Johansson selling her germs
Good news for those of you that have always wanted to catch a cold from Scarlett Johansson. The actress is auctioning off one of her used tissues on eBay. Bidding has reached $2200 with three days to go:
During her 12/17/08 appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Scarlett Johansson blamed her cold on The Spirit co-star Samuel L. Jackson, saying she caught it from him. She believed that for this reason her cold had some "value." During her appearance on The Tonight Show, she blew her nose into a tissue provided by Jay Leno. All proceeds of this sale will benefit USA Harvest, the charity of Scarlett Johansson's choice. (Source)
What has this world come to when someone would pay $2200 for a celebrity's mucus? What a real freak. Guy needs to seriously consider getting help. I mean, I wouldn't pay more than $2150 for that tissue. I'll probably raise my offer but not until she throws in some used toilet paper and a Q-tip or two -- yes, you could say I'm a savvy investor.
Backstage at Scarlett Johansson's photoshoot for Allure magazine (Dec.)
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[Allure]
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are newlyweds
Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds were married over the weekend at a remote resort in Vancouver, Canada. The two have been dating for roughly a year and a half. Wedding details courtesy of Us Weekly:
Guests included Scarlett's mother, Melanie Sloan, and her brother, Adrian Johansson. Johansson, 23, and Reynolds, 31, who had been dating since Spring 2007, announced their engagement on May 5, the day the actress flashed a three-carat diamond ring estimated to be worth about $30,000 at the Met Costume Ball Gala. (Source)
Fellas, it's truly a sad day now that Scarlett is off the market, but take solace in the fact that there's at least one thing we can now look forward to: Pregnancy Boobs. Ryan, I will be severely disappointed in you and your penis if Scarlett's not pregnant by January 1. I can't go through another winter of beating off to the Sears catalog, I just can't.
NOTE: If you're thinking of sending a gift, I recommend pre-paid billable hours for their divorce lawyers.
[Flynet]
Scarlett Johansson hates taking pictures with fans
If you ever happen to run across Scarlett Johansson in public, whatever you do, don't ask her to take a picture. Why? Because she's a bitch. From the New York Post:
Scarlett Johansson wants everyone to know she's not a tourist attraction. The actress and fiancé Ryan Reynolds hit the Lower East Side spot National Underground the other night "wearing matching bowler hats," our spy said. Even though Johansson was "dressed down in a black blazer and jeans," the doorman recognized her. Our spy said that "the doorman asked to take a photo with Scarlett" but that she snapped, "I'm not the Statue of Liberty," before heading inside. (Source)
Scarlett's right, she's not the Statue of Liberty. She's got huge tits, and that uppity bronze bitch is only an A or B-cup at best. Scarlett better realize pretty soon that as a celebrity whose only redeeming quality qualities are found in her bra, she better not start taking the public for granted. Because in a few years, the only "assets" she owns are going to start falling faster than brokerage houses on Wall Street. And her's aren't FDIC insured either.
Scarlett Johansson is full of herself
Woody Allen has created a monster. And her name is Scarlett Johansson. After appearing in Allen's latest film Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Johansson's ego has exploded. From Page Six:
One well-placed source told Page Six that producers on Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Johansson's latest Allen flick, have been grumbling that Scarlett isn't the same . . . She's turned into the biggest prima donna." The source added that the same producers raved about working with her on Match Point, when "everyone said she was a sweetheart . . . now they say, 'Scarlett's let it get to her head.' " (Source)
Being Woody Allen's muse hasn't turned Scarlett Johanson into a prima donna. Her huge boobs have. Besides, young women that hang out with Woody Allen don't typically feel better about themselves, they feel dirty. And I don't know why 72-year-old Woody's spending so much time with 23-year-old Scarlett anyway -- she's much too old for him . . . and not his daughter.
Barack does his best Scarlett Johansson impersonation
Scarlett Johansson claims to have a "personal dialogue" with Barack Obama . . . which is news to Barack Obama. Earlier this month, Johansson told Politico.com:
She told Politico: "You'd imagine that someone like the senator who is constantly traveling and constantly 'on' - how can he return these personal emails? But he does, and in his off-time I know he also calls people who have donated the minimum to thank them. Nobody sees it, nobody talks about it, but it’s incredible. I feel like I'm supporting someone, and having a personal dialogue with them, and it's amazing." (Source)
Obama told reported Tuesday:
"[Scarlett] sent one email to [my assistant] Reggie [Love], who forwarded it to me. I [wrote] saying, 'Thank you Scarlett for doing what you do,' and suddenly we have this email relationship." (Source)
Careful Barack, those are mighty dangerous waters you're treading. If Scarlett wants you, she will do and say whatever it takes to get her hands on your ripped, sexy body and then not even call you the next morning BITCH WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL!!!
NOTE: I know one of the higher ups working on the Obama campaign. He claims Halle Berry is straight-up obsessed with him. She's been quoted as saying she would "do anything for him" which my source backs up (in his words, Halle has a "schoolgirl crush" on him). Earlier this year Halle was trying to set up an appearance on the Today Show with Barack but the idea was killed by Michelle, Barack's wife. She pretty much hates Halle and doesn't want her getting within 50 feet of her husband.
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