Scarlett Johansson


Scarlett Johansson at the European premiere of The Avengers: Age of Ultron at Westfield London (4/21)

The only thing that Scarlett Johansson could tell me about her hair that doesn't make me think she's completely and utterly insane is that she lost a bet. Scarlett, please tell me you lost a bet. Please.

*20 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson WTF Hair 1
  • Scarlett Johansson WTF Hair 2
  • Scarlett Johansson WTF Hair 3
  • Scarlett Johansson WTF Hair 4
  • Scarlett Johansson WTF Hair 5
  • Scarlett Johansson WTF Hair 6
  • Scarlett Johansson WTF Hair 7
  • Scarlett Johansson WTF Hair 8
  • Scarlett Johansson WTF Hair 9
  • Scarlett Johansson WTF Hair 10
  • Scarlett Johansson WTF Hair 11
  • Scarlett Johansson WTF Hair 12
  • Scarlett Johansson WTF Hair 13
  • Scarlett Johansson WTF Hair 14
  • Scarlett Johansson WTF Hair 15
  • Scarlett Johansson WTF Hair 16
  • Scarlett Johansson WTF Hair 17
  • Scarlett Johansson WTF Hair 18
  • Scarlett Johansson WTF Hair 19
  • Scarlett Johansson WTF Hair 20

Scarlett Johansson at the 2015 MTV Movie Awards at The Nokia Theatre L.A. Live (4/12)

As was widely expected, Hilary Clinton announced her candidacy for President of the United States yesterday in Washington D.C. Flanked by numerous supporters, Hilary wore a tasteful pink jumpsuit handpicked by her advisers, and perfect for a 67-year-old woman. Oh no wait, that was Scarlett Johansson at the MTV Movie Awards.

Fail.

*20 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson MTV Movie Awards 1
  • Scarlett Johansson MTV Movie Awards 2
  • Scarlett Johansson MTV Movie Awards 3
  • Scarlett Johansson MTV Movie Awards 4
  • Scarlett Johansson MTV Movie Awards 5
  • Scarlett Johansson MTV Movie Awards 6
  • Scarlett Johansson MTV Movie Awards 7
  • Scarlett Johansson MTV Movie Awards 8
  • Scarlett Johansson MTV Movie Awards 9
  • Scarlett Johansson MTV Movie Awards 10
  • Scarlett Johansson MTV Movie Awards 11
  • Scarlett Johansson MTV Movie Awards 12
  • Scarlett Johansson MTV Movie Awards 13
  • Scarlett Johansson MTV Movie Awards 14
  • Scarlett Johansson MTV Movie Awards 15
  • Scarlett Johansson MTV Movie Awards 16
  • Scarlett Johansson MTV Movie Awards 17
  • Scarlett Johansson MTV Movie Awards 18
  • Scarlett Johansson MTV Movie Awards 19
  • Scarlett Johansson MTV Movie Awards 20

Awk. Ward.

There's been a resurgence in John Travolta gay rumors, especially after it was revealed he cruises gyms at 3am. I think this not-awkward-at-all kiss at last night's Oscars should just about put those rumors to rest. Amazing self control from Scarlett. A lesser woman would have succumbed to his advances right there on the red carpet in front of everyone. Hell, I probably would have. Even a straight man like myself has his breaking point.

*30 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 1
  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 2
  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 3
  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 4
  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 5
  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 6
  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 7
  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 8
  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 9
  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 10
  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 11
  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 12
  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 13
  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 14
  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 15
  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 1
  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 2
  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 3
  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 4
  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 5
  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 6
  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 7
  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 8
  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 9
  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 10
  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 11
  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 12
  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 13
  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 14
  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 15

Scarlett Johansson out and about in L.A. (2/15)

Remember yesterday when I implied that Scarlett Johansson wasn't as hot as she used to be? Turns out I was wrong. The answer was spandex all along.

*25 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson Bam 1
  • Scarlett Johansson Bam 2
  • Scarlett Johansson Bam 3
  • Scarlett Johansson Bam 4
  • Scarlett Johansson Bam 5
  • Scarlett Johansson Bam 6
  • Scarlett Johansson Bam 7
  • Scarlett Johansson Bam 8
  • Scarlett Johansson Bam 9
  • Scarlett Johansson Bam 10
  • Scarlett Johansson Bam 11
  • Scarlett Johansson Bam 12
  • Scarlett Johansson Bam 13
  • Scarlett Johansson Bam 14
  • Scarlett Johansson Bam 15
  • Scarlett Johansson Bam 1
  • Scarlett Johansson Bam 2
  • Scarlett Johansson Bam 3
  • Scarlett Johansson Bam 4
  • Scarlett Johansson Bam 5
  • Scarlett Johansson Bam 6
  • Scarlett Johansson Bam 7
  • Scarlett Johansson Bam 8
  • Scarlett Johansson Bam 9
  • Scarlett Johansson Bam 10

Scarlett Johansson leaving Mexico City restaurant in Los Feliz (2/15)

Do you think when we get older, we're gonna tell stories to our grandchildren about how Scarlett Johansson used to be the hottest chick in the world, but they're simply not gonna believe us? "The chick with the short ugly hair? No way, grandpa!"

*30 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 1
  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 2
  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 3
  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 4
  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 5
  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 6
  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 7
  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 8
  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 9
  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 10
  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 11
  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 12
  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 13
  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 14
  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 15
  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 1
  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 2
  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 3
  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 4
  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 5
  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 6
  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 7
  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 8
  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 9
  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 10
  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 11
  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 12
  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 13
  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 14
  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 15

Scarlett Johansson fully nude in Under the Skin

Does the Mona Lisa need to be ruined with words? No.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Scarlett Johansson nude pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*10 nude Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson Full Naked Scene 1
  • Scarlett Johansson Full Naked Scene 2
  • Scarlett Johansson Full Naked Scene 3
  • Scarlett Johansson Full Naked Scene 4
  • Scarlett Johansson Full Naked Scene 5
  • Scarlett Johansson Full Naked Scene 6
  • Scarlett Johansson Full Naked Scene 7
  • Scarlett Johansson Full Naked Scene 8
  • Scarlett Johansson Full Naked Scene 9
  • Scarlett Johansson Full Naked Scene 10

Scarlett Johansson is photogenic

Here's some behind-the-scenes pics from Scarlett Johansson's photoshoot for the May issue of Vanity Fair. In the accompanying interview, Scarlett gives her opinion on politics, religion, world events, and the modern film business, all while pretending that Vanity Fair editors actually care what she has to say, and don't want to just put her big tits on the cover so the issue sells better. Amazing acting.

*25 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 1
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 2
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 3
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 4
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 5
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 6
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 7
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 8
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 9
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 10
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 11
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 12
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 13
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 14
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 15
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 1
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 2
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 3
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 4
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 5
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 6
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 7
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 8
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 9
  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 10

Scarlett Johansson at the Paris premiere of Captain America: The Winter Soldier at Le Grand Rex (3/17)

Scarlett Johansson attended the Paris premiere of Captain America last night, and let's not mince words here, she looked god damn amazing. I really feel for her unborn child. Kid's still four months away from being zero, and he's already having to deal with people making jokes about fucking his mom. He's got some tough recesses ahead of him.

*30 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 1
  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 2
  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 3
  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 4
  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 5
  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 6
  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 7
  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 8
  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 9
  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 10
  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 1
  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 2
  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 3
  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 4
  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 5
  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 6
  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 7
  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 8
  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 9
  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 10
  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 1
  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 2
  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 3
  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 4
  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 5
  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 6
  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 7
  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 8
  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 9
  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 10

Scarlett Johansson's nude scene in Under the Skin

Scarlett Johansson's first nude scene is . . . underwhelming. It's from the sc-fi thriller Under the Skin, which hits theaters in April. Scarlett plays an attractive alien who travels through Scotland preying on men. And she is, as aliens tend to be, naked. Great idea in concept. Horrible in execution. Note to director Jonathan Glazer: Next time you have Scarlett Johansson naked in a room, turn the light on.

*20 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson Full Nude Scene 1
  • Scarlett Johansson Full Nude Scene 2
  • Scarlett Johansson Full Nude Scene 3
  • Scarlett Johansson Full Nude Scene 4
  • Scarlett Johansson Full Nude Scene 5
  • Scarlett Johansson Full Nude Scene 6
  • Scarlett Johansson Full Nude Scene 7
  • Scarlett Johansson Full Nude Scene 8
  • Scarlett Johansson Full Nude Scene 9
  • Scarlett Johansson Full Nude Scene 10
  • Scarlett Johansson Full Nude Scene 1
  • Scarlett Johansson Full Nude Scene 2
  • Scarlett Johansson Full Nude Scene 3
  • Scarlett Johansson Full Nude Scene 4
  • Scarlett Johansson Full Nude Scene 5
  • Scarlett Johansson Full Nude Scene 6
  • Scarlett Johansson Full Nude Scene 7
  • Scarlett Johansson Full Nude Scene 8
  • Scarlett Johansson Full Nude Scene 9
  • Scarlett Johansson Full Nude Scene 10

Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of Captain America: The Winter Soldier at the El Capitan Theater in Hollywood (3/13)

Scarrlett Johansson wears a tight, low-cut dress in her first appearance since announcing she was pregnant. She is going to destroy all of her dresses. In other words, I like where these next six months are heading. *kicks back with a bucket of popcorn*

*35 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 1
  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 2
  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 3
  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 4
  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 5
  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 6
  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 7
  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 8
  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 9
  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 10
  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 1
  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 2
  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 3
  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 4
  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 5
  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 6
  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 7
  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 8
  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 9
  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 10
  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 11
  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 12
  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 13
  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 14
  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 15
  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 1
  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 2
  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 3
  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 4
  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 5

Would You Rather?

Would You Rather...? Spend one night with: