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10. Beyoncé Knowles

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“I’m happy with curves. I’m a real woman,” says Beyoncé, who somehow remains humble about the allure of her ample bosom, though it has been honored in various slo-mo videos that fans have posted online. In fact, the 26-year-old doesn’t see what all the fuss is about. “I have insecurities,” she admits. “Every day I look in the mirror and find something wrong. My legs could be more muscular, my waist just a little smaller and my boobs could be a little bigger. But I’d never have surgery.” “I don’t have a problem wearing sexy clothes,” she says.

9. Megan Fox

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When photos popped up on the Internet of Megan Fox emerging from the water practically topless — save for some see-through pasties — on the set of Jennifer’s Body, they caused a sensation. The Angelina Jolie look-alike, 22, may be a buxom stunner, but she still claims to be shy, saying she thinks of herself as “very masculine. I don’t feel sexy like that, especially not when you’re getting ready to film and there’s a crew of 1,000 men just waiting for you to lean over the hood of a car.” Megan admits that she once took the stage at a strip club. “I didn’t do nudity, but I made hundreds for just one song.”

8. Jennifer Aniston

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John Mayer could definitely dedicate his hit song “Your Body is a Wonderland” to his new girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston. While the star of the upcoming film He’s Just Not That Into You isn’t at all shy about baring her body in teeny-tiny bikinis, she does get a bit miffed at allegations that she’s had plastic surgery. “It’s still mine. All of it. Short of letting everybody have a feel, I don’t know what else to do,” says the 39-year-old, adding, “I really am pretty happy with what God gave me. Greek women are always round with big boobs.”

7. Audrina Patridge

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Long before Audrina Patridge found fame as one of Lauren Conrad’s best friends on The Hills, she was an aspiring model. She even posed for provocative topless pictures right after she graduated high school. “I intended for them to be artistic,” says the 23-year-old. She’s quick to add she’s “not ashamed” of the shots, and she has no reason to be since they proved she has perfect breasts. So, are there more sexy shoots in her future? “Audrina is a beautiful girl,” Playboy rep Lauren Melone tells In Touch, “and if she really is interested in posing for Playboy, our editors would love to talk to her directly.” “Leave my boobs alone,” Audrina once shot back at someone who’d asked if she had plastic surgery.

6. Katherine Heigl

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Katherine Heigl isn’t one of the women in Hollywood who had to get implants to get attention. “It’s disconcerting that there are so many women with fake breasts now that that’s the standard. Real boobs don’t look like that,” says the naturally blessed 29-year-old. “When I was 13, I was flat as a board. I actually prayed for big boobs. I developed at about 14, and they kept going. Obviously, prayer works!” Still, Katherine knows that male fans tend to not be so picky. “Most guys think whether they’re real or fake doesn’t really matter, as long as they’re big,” she says. “A good bra with some underwire definitely helps a lot,” says Katherine.

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Scarlett wants her a piece of that

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Scarlett Johansson claims to have a “personal dialogue” with Barack Obama . . . which is news to Barack Obama. Earlier this month, Johansson told Politico.com:

She told Politico: “You’d imagine that someone like the senator who is constantly traveling and constantly ‘on’ - how can he return these personal emails? But he does, and in his off-time I know he also calls people who have donated the minimum to thank them. Nobody sees it, nobody talks about it, but it’s incredible. I feel like I’m supporting someone, and having a personal dialogue with them, and it’s amazing.” (Source)

Obama told reported Tuesday:

“[Scarlett] sent one email to [my assistant] Reggie [Love], who forwarded it to me. I [wrote] saying, ‘Thank you Scarlett for doing what you do,’ and suddenly we have this email relationship.” (Source)

Careful Barack, those are mighty dangerous waters you’re treading. If Scarlett wants you, she will do and say whatever it takes to get her hands on your ripped, sexy body and then not even call you the next morning BITCH WHY DIDN’T YOU CALL!!!

NOTE: I know one of the higher ups working on the Obama campaign. He claims Halle Berry is straight-up obsessed with him. She’s been quoted as saying she would “do anything for him” which my source backs up (in his words, Halle has a “schoolgirl crush” on him). Earlier this year Halle was trying to set up an appearance on the Today Show with Barack but the idea was killed by Michelle, Barack’s wife. She pretty much hates Halle and doesn’t want her getting within 50 feet of her husband.

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One person noticeably absent from the Cannes Film Festival premiere of Woody Allen’s new flick Vicky Cristina Barcelona: star of the film Scarlett Johansson. After weeks of negotiations with Johansson’s reps that went nowhere, the French distributors of the film finally told her to stay home. The Daily Mail reports:

They were willing, and happy, to pay for flights, hotel, provide a limousine, arrange for designers to show her gowns and for her to share hair and make-up designers with Cruz and Hall. However, Johansson demanded her own exclusive make-up consultant at a cost of 5,000 Euros a day, which was felt a tad too much for a four day trip where looking after the star’s tresses and powdering her nose would cost a total of 20,000 Euros.

Then there was the problem over an hotel. The film’s director and his leading ladies were delighted to be staying in the centre of Cannes to make it easier for them to attend screenings, public events and to do interviews for TV and press. Johansson wanted to be at an hotel way out in the sticks, some 25 to 30 miles away. (Source)

What does Scarlett Johansson need with a personal make-up consultant? That chick looks better waking up in the morning* than most girls do for their wedding portraits. The real shame here is that Scarlett didn’t make a personal appearance in the one city on Earth built specifically for her: Cannes.

*did I mention she makes a killer omelette?

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Ryan Reynolds proposed to his girlfriend of just over a year Scarlett Johansson. No wedding date has been set for the couple. Johansson’s rep told People:

“They’re both thrilled.”

The Nanny Diaries star is expected to show off her sparkler at Monday night’s Metropolitan Museum Costume Institute Gala in New York. Sources say Johansson is eager to “show off her rock” with her Dolce & Gabbana gown. (Source)

Marriage? Scarlett can’t be tied down by one dude. Unless Ryan’s cock starts shooting out Mickey Mantle rookie cards, no way these two stay married longer than a year.

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Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of The Other Boleyn Girl in Berlin, Germany (2/15)

Scarlett Johansson is raising money for charity by auctioning off a date with her to the June premiere of her new movie He’s Just Not That Into You . . . I wonder if you get your money back if she gets fat in the mean time? Page Six says:

ScarJo is raising money for the charity OxFam with an auction on eBay that begins tomorrow, March 3, the Sunday Mirror reports. Oh, did we mention that the highest bid wins a date with the silver screen siren? The winner will accompany Scarlett to the June 2008 red carpet premiere of her upcoming film, He’s Just Not That Into You. Who says money can’t buy happiness? (Source)

Am I the only one that finds the title of the film extremely appropriate? Add an “S” to the first word and you’d get a sense of Scarlett’s real feelings toward the eventual winner — unless she gets some booze in her. I’m still in shock that she was that flexible. I better start raising some money to win this thing. Anyone interested in a lung? I’ll throw in a full tank of gas.

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Is Scarlett engaged?

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For the past month or so there have been rumors floating about that Scarlett Johansson and boyfriend Ryan Reynolds are engaged — and now comes this from Page Six:

Adding fuel to the fire, Scarlett brought her mother and sister to the Monique Lhuillier boutique in L.A. recently to look at wedding dresses. “They stayed for a while,” our source says. A rep for the actress didn’t return e-mails. (Source)

I wonder what style of dress Scarlett will choose? I hope something with an elevator operator motif to remind her of her Benicio days. Or perhaps something more in line with Woody Allen’s tastes since they’ve been making so many movies together . . . like diapers and a pacifier. Or maybe she’ll just end up wearing what’s caused me many sleepless nights thinking about: her birthday suit. I hope so — I need some new spank bank material. Those QVC models haven’t turned me on since junior high.

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Penelope and Scarlett are gonna GET . . . IT . . . ON

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“Put your feet in those stirrups right there Scarlett.”

Woody Allen’s new movie Vicky Cristina Barcelona features a “steamy” sex scene between Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz as well as a threesome between the two and Cruz’s real-life boyfriend Javier Bardem. A source told Page Six:

“It is also extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping.” (Source)

Does this story surprise anyone? Who else but Woody Allen would think of something as hot, perverse, hotter, misogynistic, supernova-like hot, and degrading than to have Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson make out? I know I for one will certainly only see this movie 6 or 7 times at most that first week. In all seriousness, it must be nice for Woody to finally be able to direct hot girls to fulfill his fantasies on screen . . . and not have to adopt them in the process.

PICS: Penelope Cruz, Scarlett Johansson, and Woody Allen on the set of Vicky Cristina Barcelona (8/2007)

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Scarlett Johansson got boyfriend Ryan Reynolds a very unique gift for his birthday this week: part of herself. A source told E! Online’s Ted Casablanca:

“[Scarlett had] just had her wisdom teeth removed, so she had one dipped in gold and strung on a necklace for him” (Source)

So if Scarlett just had her wisdom teeth removed, that means she was anesthetized for the surgery, right? “No Ms. Johansson I don’t know why you woke up with your pants on backwards!”

NOTE: Check out how close Scarlett and Ryan live to each other. Wow, their breakup later this year won’t be uncomfortable at all.

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Scarlett Johansson at Elle’s 14th Annual Women in Hollywood party held at the Four Seasons Hotel in Los Angeles on Monday

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