Scarlett Johansson


Scarlett Johansson is photogenic

Here's some behind-the-scenes pics from Scarlett Johansson's photoshoot for the May issue of Vanity Fair. In the accompanying interview, Scarlett gives her opinion on politics, religion, world events, and the modern film business, all while pretending that Vanity Fair editors actually care what she has to say, and don't want to just put her big tits on the cover so the issue sells better. Amazing acting.

*25 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 1
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Scarlett Johansson at the Paris premiere of Captain America: The Winter Soldier at Le Grand Rex (3/17)

Scarlett Johansson attended the Paris premiere of Captain America last night, and let's not mince words here, she looked god damn amazing. I really feel for her unborn child. Kid's still four months away from being zero, and he's already having to deal with people making jokes about fucking his mom. He's got some tough recesses ahead of him.

*30 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 1
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Scarlett Johansson's nude scene in Under the Skin

Scarlett Johansson's first nude scene is . . . underwhelming. It's from the sc-fi thriller Under the Skin, which hits theaters in April. Scarlett plays an attractive alien who travels through Scotland preying on men. And she is, as aliens tend to be, naked. Great idea in concept. Horrible in execution. Note to director Jonathan Glazer: Next time you have Scarlett Johansson naked in a room, turn the light on.

*20 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson Full Nude Scene 1
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Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of Captain America: The Winter Soldier at the El Capitan Theater in Hollywood (3/13)

Scarrlett Johansson wears a tight, low-cut dress in her first appearance since announcing she was pregnant. She is going to destroy all of her dresses. In other words, I like where these next six months are heading. *kicks back with a bucket of popcorn*

*35 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 1
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Scarlett Johansson is pregnant

With a rack like that, it's almost a miracle it took Scarlett Johansson 29 years to get pregnant. But multiple sources are claiming she finally is, thanks to the handy work of her fiance Romain Dauriac. From TMZ:
Sources close to Scarlett and fiance Romain Dauriac tell TMZ, the "Her" actress is roughly 5 months pregnant. The 29-year-old Johansson got engaged to Dauriac -- a French journalist -- last September, but Johansson's in no rush to get married.
Five months? So that means I only have four more months to make creepy pregnancy boob jokes? Dammit, I feel so cheated . . . speaking of which, you know who's definitely not gonna feel cheated? Scarlett's baby come meal time. Sorry, couldn't resist.

*25 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson is Pregnant 1
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Scarlett Johansson at the Rome Film Festival last year

Jack Antonof went from dating Scarlett Johansson to dating Lena Dunham. The fuck? That's like going from steak to Spam. How does his penis live with itself? From Page Six:
"The craziest thing that ever happen to me, was like, [Tumblr blog ] Old Loves is my passion, I check it, like, once a week," she said. "It's how I kick back on a Friday night is to see what Old Loves has done. And I was going through it and I saw my boyfriend and his girlfriend from high school. Scarlett Johansson. I know I shouldn't spill that in a public forum, but you can Google it."

Jack Antonoff, 29, dated Johansnson, who is the same age, for a year when they were 17, while they were attending the Professional Children's School in New York City. Dunham said she had no issue with the fact that the pair used to date.

"I'm not jealous. It's very sweet. I love looking at pictures of them," she said. "She's beautiful, he's beautiful, but it was just so surreal to be looking through this blog that gives me so much pleasure and then there's my boyfriend. And I was like, "My mind is going to explode. I really did think I was hallucinating. It would be like seeing my parents."
"I'm not jealous" - Lena Dunham, jealous bitch.

Oh, boy. Lena's head must be spinning right now. On one hand, she knows that her boyfriend, Waldo McPoser, has done far, far, far better than herself. On the other hand, Lena can continue to masturbate to Scarlett without feeling so guilty about it anymore. The real winner in this story is Jack. The fact that Jackie can maintain an erection for Lena when he use to ease into a young Scarlett Johansson is either a testament to his virility, or proof positive that ScarJo can burn an impression into any man's mind.

*25 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson Lena Dunham 1
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Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett Johansson outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York before her appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman (1/8)

*30 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson Sexy Trenchcoat 1
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Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of Don Jon in New York (9/13)

Scarlett Johansson admits in the new Marie Claire that she's down for a little porn. Sweet, so she got that German scheisse film I sent her? Via the Daily Mail:
The 28-year-old actress, who is engaged to Romain Dauriac, said: "I think porn, like anything else, can be enjoyed. It can be productive for both men and women."

However, Scarlett did acknowledge that there should be a limit to how much it's watched. Referring to the lead character Jon in her new movie Don Jon, Scarlett said: "If I found out my boyfriend watched that much porn I would be totally flabbergasted, for sure."
Let it be written that 2013 has become Scarlett's long overdue comeback year. Not only has she kept her high beams on for months, but now we find out that she churns stink butter to the sight of dirty whores getting pounded by freakishly large interracial battering rams . . . well, at least that's the way that I'm seeing it. That Romain Dauriac character should be rewarded for straightening out Scarlett the way he did. I don't know if he should get a Nobel Peace Prize or an Amazon.com gift card, but the man deserves rewards and accolades for his efforts. You know what? Gift card. We'll go with the gift card.

*30 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson Porn 1
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Scarlett Johansson in the October issue of Interview magazine

+ Arianny Celeste has a professional boob lotion rubber [Hollywood Tuna]

+ When did Kelly Osbourne get tits like that? [The Superficial]
+ You can afford nothing in the Neiman Marcus Christmas book [Celebuzz]
+ Miley Cyrus' porn offer [IDLYITW]
+ Cameron Russell in lingerie [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Hayden Panettiere in leather pants [Popoholic]
+ 5 Hottest at the Scottish Fashion Awards [moejackson]
+ Hottest workplace training video girl EVER [Guyism]
+ The whores are hitting the pumpkin patch early this year [Dlisted]

+ Presenting the beautiful Ashleigh [Caveman Circus]
+ Just a bunch of naked pin up girls wearing nothing but milk [Brobible]
+ Awww, look at Justin Bieber's baby abs [popbytes]
+ Sarah Jessica Parker is not hot [Yeeeah!]

*10 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson Interview 1
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Scarlett Johansson named the Sexiest Woman Alive

For the second time in seven years, Esquire has named Scarlett Johansson the Sexiest Woman Alive. Congrats, your fruit basket is in the mail. Scarlett told the magazine:
"I'm the only woman to win twice right? You know, I gotta hustle. I'm a 28-year-old woman in the movie business, right? Pretty soon the roles you're offered all become mothers. Then they just sort of stop. I have to hedge against that with work-theater, producing; this thing with Esquire."
I'm confused. I thought Maxim already decided for all of us that, despite outward appearances, Miley Cyrus is the hottest woman in the world? And now an actual attractive person like Scarlett is trying to claim the title? I think the only way to settle this is to have the two fight to the death. But Scarlett gets a weapon. Something shooty or stabby.

*10 Scarlett JJohansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson Esquire Sexiest Woman Alive 1
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