Scarlett Johansson


Awk. Ward.

There's been a resurgence in John Travolta gay rumors, especially after it was revealed he cruises gyms at 3am. I think this not-awkward-at-all kiss at last night's Oscars should just about put those rumors to rest. Amazing self control from Scarlett. A lesser woman would have succumbed to his advances right there on the red carpet in front of everyone. Hell, I probably would have. Even a straight man like myself has his breaking point.

*30 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • John Travolta Akward Kiss 1
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Scarlett Johansson out and about in L.A. (2/15)

Remember yesterday when I implied that Scarlett Johansson wasn't as hot as she used to be? Turns out I was wrong. The answer was spandex all along.

*25 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson Bam 1
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Scarlett Johansson leaving Mexico City restaurant in Los Feliz (2/15)

Do you think when we get older, we're gonna tell stories to our grandchildren about how Scarlett Johansson used to be the hottest chick in the world, but they're simply not gonna believe us? "The chick with the short ugly hair? No way, grandpa!"

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  • Scarlett Johansson Looked Better 1
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Scarlett Johansson fully nude in Under the Skin

Does the Mona Lisa need to be ruined with words? No.

NOTE: To see the uncensored Scarlett Johansson nude pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*10 nude Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson Full Naked Scene 1
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Scarlett Johansson is photogenic

Here's some behind-the-scenes pics from Scarlett Johansson's photoshoot for the May issue of Vanity Fair. In the accompanying interview, Scarlett gives her opinion on politics, religion, world events, and the modern film business, all while pretending that Vanity Fair editors actually care what she has to say, and don't want to just put her big tits on the cover so the issue sells better. Amazing acting.

*25 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Show 1
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Scarlett Johansson at the Paris premiere of Captain America: The Winter Soldier at Le Grand Rex (3/17)

Scarlett Johansson attended the Paris premiere of Captain America last night, and let's not mince words here, she looked god damn amazing. I really feel for her unborn child. Kid's still four months away from being zero, and he's already having to deal with people making jokes about fucking his mom. He's got some tough recesses ahead of him.

*30 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson Red Hot Red Carpet 1
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Scarlett Johansson's nude scene in Under the Skin

Scarlett Johansson's first nude scene is . . . underwhelming. It's from the sc-fi thriller Under the Skin, which hits theaters in April. Scarlett plays an attractive alien who travels through Scotland preying on men. And she is, as aliens tend to be, naked. Great idea in concept. Horrible in execution. Note to director Jonathan Glazer: Next time you have Scarlett Johansson naked in a room, turn the light on.

*20 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson Full Nude Scene 1
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Scarlett Johansson at the premiere of Captain America: The Winter Soldier at the El Capitan Theater in Hollywood (3/13)

Scarrlett Johansson wears a tight, low-cut dress in her first appearance since announcing she was pregnant. She is going to destroy all of her dresses. In other words, I like where these next six months are heading. *kicks back with a bucket of popcorn*

*35 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson Bigger Boobs 1
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Scarlett Johansson is pregnant

With a rack like that, it's almost a miracle it took Scarlett Johansson 29 years to get pregnant. But multiple sources are claiming she finally is, thanks to the handy work of her fiance Romain Dauriac. From TMZ:
Sources close to Scarlett and fiance Romain Dauriac tell TMZ, the "Her" actress is roughly 5 months pregnant. The 29-year-old Johansson got engaged to Dauriac -- a French journalist -- last September, but Johansson's in no rush to get married.
Five months? So that means I only have four more months to make creepy pregnancy boob jokes? Dammit, I feel so cheated . . . speaking of which, you know who's definitely not gonna feel cheated? Scarlett's baby come meal time. Sorry, couldn't resist.

*25 Scarlett Johansson pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson is Pregnant 1
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Scarlett Johansson at the Rome Film Festival last year

Jack Antonof went from dating Scarlett Johansson to dating Lena Dunham. The fuck? That's like going from steak to Spam. How does his penis live with itself? From Page Six:
"The craziest thing that ever happen to me, was like, [Tumblr blog ] Old Loves is my passion, I check it, like, once a week," she said. "It's how I kick back on a Friday night is to see what Old Loves has done. And I was going through it and I saw my boyfriend and his girlfriend from high school. Scarlett Johansson. I know I shouldn't spill that in a public forum, but you can Google it."

Jack Antonoff, 29, dated Johansnson, who is the same age, for a year when they were 17, while they were attending the Professional Children's School in New York City. Dunham said she had no issue with the fact that the pair used to date.

"I'm not jealous. It's very sweet. I love looking at pictures of them," she said. "She's beautiful, he's beautiful, but it was just so surreal to be looking through this blog that gives me so much pleasure and then there's my boyfriend. And I was like, "My mind is going to explode. I really did think I was hallucinating. It would be like seeing my parents."
"I'm not jealous" - Lena Dunham, jealous bitch.

Oh, boy. Lena's head must be spinning right now. On one hand, she knows that her boyfriend, Waldo McPoser, has done far, far, far better than herself. On the other hand, Lena can continue to masturbate to Scarlett without feeling so guilty about it anymore. The real winner in this story is Jack. The fact that Jackie can maintain an erection for Lena when he use to ease into a young Scarlett Johansson is either a testament to his virility, or proof positive that ScarJo can burn an impression into any man's mind.

*25 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Scarlett Johansson Lena Dunham 1
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