
Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson at Comic-Con in San Diego (7/25)

Scarlett Johansson is turning into one of the preachy Hollywood bitches everyone despises:
"I get tested for HIV twice a year," she says. "One has to be socially aware. It's part of being a decent human, to be tested for STDs. It's just disgusting behavior when people don't. It's so irresponsible."
Scarlett Johansson talking sex? I feel compelled to write a haiku:
Scarlett Johansson
Your mouth distracts from your boobs
Solution? Shut up