So maybe George Clooney didn't break up with Sarah Larson just because she got implants . . . The New York Post says:
George Clooney may already have found Sarah Larson's replacement. Our source claims Clooney "has been dating a woman in her mid-30s" for months now, even before he split with Larson. The source also claims Clooney knew he was going to leave Larson months ago, and let her do interviews and some modeling to "get her a career" before the split. Larson also got some new breasts. (Source)
Charity comes in all shapes and sizes. Some volunteer at the local soup kitchen (me). Others adopt orphaned children from impoverished countries (me if you count Sweden as "impoverished"). George Clooney, he bangs models just long enough to get their careers off the ground. What a humanitarian. He's like the Mother Teresa of dudes pulling hot ass.
Sarah Larson got a boob job
George Clooney broke up with girlfriend Sarah Larson because she got implants. I know, what an idiot. Via In Touch Weekly:
"George really didn’t want her to get the boob job," an insider says. But she needed a place to rest after the operation. "She asked George if she could do her recovery at his house and he agreed," says the insider. Although the couple made a last appearance together at a Metropolitan Museum of Art gala on May 5 in New York, the relationship was already on the rocks. "He wanted to break up with her but she had an Armani gown custom-made," says the insider. "He didn’t want to be a jerk, so he took her to be nice." But the romance lasted just a few more weeks.
Isn't this backwards? Aren't you supposed to break up with a chick, then she gets implants, and then you get back together? Besides, it's not like she went all Pam Anderson on her chest. She went from nothing to an A cup. I can't see why George would be pissed at that unless he has some sort of fetish for prepubescent gir . . . ohhhhhhhhhhh, nevermind
George Clooney and Sarah Larson break up
After dating for nearly a year, George Clooney and Sarah Larson are calling it quits. Before dating Clooney, Larson was most famous for being a slutty Vegas cocktail waitress who loves licking magazines. An insider revealed to In Touch Weekly:
"George is relieved to be single again. He thinks Sarah is sweet and that is why it was so hard to break up with her. The truth is they had little in common and he just doesn't want to be tied down."
Tough break for Larson but I'm sure she'll find a hunky, Italian-lakefront-villa-owning boyfriend in no time -- and no I'm not talking about me. Besides, I consider my place on Lake Cuomo more a compound than a villa.
Sarah Larson at Mercedes Benz Fashion Week (3/13)
This isn't the least bit newsworthy but that's George Clooney's girlfriend Sarah Larson walking in the Ashley Paige Fashion Show yesterday in Los Angeles. Setup through a mutual friend (alcohol) Clooney, 46, met Larson, 29, at last year's premiere of Ocean's 13 in Las Vegas. It was rumored last week that the two were engaged but Clooney's rep -- and common sense --- denied the reports. Yeah, ya think. If you're voted "Sexiest Man Alive" twice, you don't get married. Your penis should have more miles on it than the Goodyear Blimp. Why does he even have a girlfriend? Unless her vagina can do card tricks or something, he needs to dump this bitch.
