Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker at the opening night of Mary Stuart at the Broadhurst Theatre in New York (4/19)
Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are having twins. But not the old-fashioned naked way ("Whew!" - Matthew Broderick's penis). They're using a surrogate mom. From
AP:
The "Sex and the City" star and her actor-husband are expecting twins through a surrogate pregnancy, representatives for the couple said Tuesday.
Parker, 44, and Broderick, 47, "are happily anticipating the birth of their twin daughters later this summer with the generous help of a surrogate. The entire family is overjoyed," said a statement from the publicists.
The couple has a 6-year-old son, James Wilkie Broderick, and will mark their 12th wedding anniversary next month. Details about the surrogate or her pregnancy were unavailable, the publicists said.
What surprises me most about this story is not that Sarah and Matthew wanted to become parents again at such an "advanced" age, but that this didn't happen sooner. Clearly they're deeply in love. Just look at the two last week in New York (above). You almost expect Matthew to mount* Sarah right there on the red carpet he looks so madly in love with her.
*horse pun intended
Sarah Jessica Parker leaving her son's school in New York (3/9)
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Sarah Jessica Parker wears hand-me-down dress
Sarah Jessica Parker is pissed that she wore a hand-me-down dress to the New York premiere of Sex and the City: The Movie. Parker claims that designer Olivier Theyskens assured her that no other star had worn or been photographed in the dress -- she later found out that both Lindsay Lohan and socialite Lauren Santa Domingo wore it earlier this year. The actress told WENN:
"In the big picture, this is not important, but there is a relationship between the entertainment industry and fashion. We've watched sales dwindle and we've watched people be less inclined to spend money on clothes. Look, my affection for the dress hasn't changed, but what they did was so short-sighted. It's just unethical and disappointing that they would allow the dress to be worn again. I just wish it had been handled differently and they had been straight about it." (Source)
I totally know how Sarah feels. A couple years ago, I went to Daytona Beach for Spring Break. I decided to make a splash the first night out so I wore my new jean shorts and "Free Mustache Rides" (with an arrow pointing up) t-shirt. Ohhhh, I was the belle of the ball that night. I could do no wrong. Girls wanted me and guys wanted to be me. That is until I ran into a guy wearing the exact same outfit! I was so embarrassed, I immediately ran to my hotel room, ordered some porn, beat off, and then cried myself to sleep.
Sarah Jessica Parker at a photoshoot for Vogue magazine yesterday
Outside of a cartoon, I can't remember that last time I saw someone fall like this. If this progression of pictures continued, I'm sure we'd see an anvil fall on her head followed by a loud *DOINK*.
Sarah Jessica Parker
OK I promise these are the last pictures from the Sex and the City: The Movie set. Apparently there was a problem with the original wedding scene shot at St. Patrick's Cathedral and--to the horror of New Yorkers--the entire thing had to be reshot at the Public Library in Bryant Park. At least New York didn't go down without a fight. In an attempt to stop the reshoot, a few local community leaders appealed all the way to the Supreme Court citing the Eighth Amendment's prohibition against cruel and unusual punishment but the court refused to see the case on the grounds that viewing the evidence (pictures from the set) would violate the Eighth Amendment's prohibition against cruel and unusual punishment. Sort of a Catch-22 there ya' know.
NOTE: In other Sarah Jessica Parker news she topped Maxim's annual Top-5 list so congrats to her for that.
Sarah Jessica Parker and Chris Noth on the Sex and the City: The Movie set
Chris Noth (aka Big) and Sarah Jessica Parker (aka Carrie) get into a huge fight in the upcoming Sex and the City movie. I guess he finally figured out he was marrying a monster or something. I'm surprised this wedding didn't take place under a bridge so Sarah's busy schedule of scaring billy goats wouldn't be interrupted. All joking aside, she's really really ugly. I never noticed that before.
Sarah Jessica Parker yesterday
Sorry about yet another picture of Sarah Jessica Parker but I'm just so fascinated by this woman. I wanna turn away but I can't. It's like staring at the sun . . . I mean the sun doesn't have progeria but I think you get my point.
NOTE: If you hate yourself, check out the pics I posted yesterday
INFDaily.com
If you have a penis you can go ahead and skip this story. Sex and the City: The Movie spoilers courtesy of the New York Post:
Mr. Big and Carrie definitely tie the knot - and it's no small-time affair. Cast and crew are shooting today from early morning until 9 p.m. at St. Patrick's Cathedral, where the wedding takes place. Carrie and her gal pals will be wearing jewels borrowed from H. Stern. Sarah Jessica Parker even gets a congrats written into the script: "Mazel Tov! I read it in Page Six," reports a woman who played a well-wisher during filming yesterday. (Source)
Sarah Jessica Parker is like 60, right? I thought once women hit that age wealthy guys traded them in for a younger model? I mean, c'mon, it's as American as apple pie and Imperialism. On a completely unrelated side note, how many times a day do you think Matthew Broderick contemplates suicide?
Splash News
Those feet belong to Sarah Jessica Parker (in New York over the weekend filming the new Sex and the City movie). It's too bad the years have had their way with her body. My great grandpa's dad tells me she was quite the looker back in the Roaring 20s.
NOTE: Her hands are worse
Splash News
Is Sarah Jessica Parker trying to promote her new perfume or catch flies? WTF? It's not like some intrepid photographer caught Sarah at a bad moment either--check out the other pics. She looks like my grandma after she went down to Mexico for that facelift.
