Jesse James is a dick More
shocking news out of Hollywood today, where it's been revealed that Jesse James really loves whores -- even those with a 29.9% APR. From IUC
Very thoughtful of Jess James to use his wife’s credit card to pay for a high priced call girl while Sandra was away filming Blind Side. IUC has learned that a top call girl from Ohio named “Sammy” who now resides in Orange County collected tens of thousands from James (much of it charged to Sandra’s CC) over a 15 month period. According to a source close to James drugs, threesomes and lots of role playing took place.
My God, Jesse must have elephantitis of the balls. Cheating on your wife is one thing. Cheating on her with a hooker is another. Cheating on her with a hooker and then making her pay for it is on an entirely different level. The only way Jesse will be able to out-scumbag this move is if the next time he meets up with a hooker, he gives her roses he stole from Sandra's mom's grave. How romantic.
Jesse James leaves rehab . . . and then comes back
Jesse James left sex rehab over the weekend. He's cured! Oh wait, nevermind, he's just a baby. From Radar
Jesse James is back in rehab, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively. The troubled husband of Sandra Bullock bolted from Sierra Tucson just days ago after Bullock refused to take on of his phone calls.
RadarOnline.com reported that James was acting erratic but sources close to the situation said his return to rehab was possible. Now James has apparently realized he needs to go back into sex addiction treatment and made up his mind Sunday to go back to Sierra Tucson. He then checked back in.
Not a smart move by Jesse if he's serious about curing his addiction to vagina that's not Sandra Bullock's. You know what's outside the gates of the Sierra Tucson center? Vagina that's not Sandra Bullock's. I don't know, maybe Jesse just needed a quick blowjob from one of the local skanks because his daily methadone treatments weren't working. I'm not one to judge -- especially when it comes to vaginal addiction. Seriously, how many more men have to die before we start funneling some research dollars to finding a cure?
Sandra Bullock knew about Jesse James cheating?
Sandra Bullock suspected that her husband Jesse James may have been cheating
, but then he had to go and bat those puppy dog eyes at her. Oh who can stay mad at a face like that! From Bill Zwecker at the Chicago Sun Times
Many readers have e-mailed and called, expressing doubt that Bullock was -- as has been widely reported -- completely unaware of her husband's alleged cheating. As it turns out, the actress apparently had some hints something was amiss -- but was so convinced by James' fervent denials that she was shocked when the truth hit her square in the face.
Can you really blame Sandra for believing Jesse? When his dick started turning seven different shades of red, she probably just thought it was one of his new tribal tattoos. Of course, Sandra should have known that a guy who used to be married to a horny adult film actress wouldn't keep it in his pants. The only people used to getting screwed more than a porn star's spouse is the American taxpayer. Populist humor! Catch it!ALTERNATE POST TITLE
: "Sandra Bullock and her new revenge boyfriend"
Jesse James checks into sex rehab Jesse James
has checked into sex rehab in Arizona to treat his terrible whore addiction. If only they made a patch to help you quit vagina like they do to help you quit smoking. Tough break. From People
"Jesse checked himself into a treatment facility to deal with personal issues," his rep said in a statement. "He realized that this time was crucial to help himself, help his family and help save his marriage."
While the rep did not specify the type of treatment facility, one source confirms he checked in on March 26, and that it was "100 percent his own idea" - and not the result of an ultimatum from Bullock.
Can we stop already with this sex addiction bullshit? Jesse doesn't have an addiction. He's just an asshole. You know what a sex addict is called? A guy. Seriously, there isn't a part of the day when I'm not thinking about sex. Sex Sex Sex. Even when I'm watching ESPN. "Boy, if that Kobe Bryant had bigger tits, a nicer ass, and a vagina, I'd probably fuck him."
Bombshell McGee's infamous Nazi pics
Jesse James' mistress, Bombshell McGee
, was cheated on by her husband a few years ago. Awwww, let's all cry tears of empathy for the poor Nazi bitch. From Radar
RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that Jesse's mistress number 1 applied to be on the TV show Cheaters, alleging that her then husband, Ronald Shane Modica, was cheating on her.
A source tells RadarOnline.com, "She applied to be on the show, and a report was submitted on her allegations of her husband cheating. But for whatever reason no further action was taken. Usually that means the couple break-up or the allegations are totally unfounded and the person is a crazy. I don't know which it was in this situation."
So a chick that covered her body in bright ink, posed naked
on several internet sites, and publicly exposed her affair with a celebrity actually likes attention? Get the fuck outta here. Frankly, at this point, the only kind of story about Michelle that would shock me is if I found out she majored in Comparative Literature at Harvard or could even spell the words "Comparative Literature."
Jesse James had multiple mistresses
The whores are coming out of the woodwork! Two new women have popped up within the last day claiming that they had an affair with Sandra Bullock's husband Jesse James
. Stripper (of course) Melissa Smith (pic here
) claims James and she had a two-year affair that began in late 2006. Photographer (huh?) Brigitte Daguerre (pic here
) says she only hooked up with James four times in 2008 before she cut it off. Regarding Melissa Smith, Star
Like Michelle ["Bombsell" McGee], Melissa first made contact with Jesse online. But he reached out to her via MySpace in September 2006 (a year after he married Sandra) when he saw a photo of her on the Web site posing in front of a car at a West Coast Choppers party in Long Beach, Calif.
"I got a message from this guy saying, 'Nice car...that’s my godfather’s.' After a few exchanges, he introduced himself as Jesse James and gave me his e-mail address with the name Vanilla Gorilla” — the nickname Jesse goes by and Michelle referred to as well.
Soon after Melissa traveled to California, where Jesse promised he'd take her for a ride in one of his cars, but they never made it out of his office!
After making small talk about the artwork on his walls and taking photos together, “I said, ‘Well, I guess I should get going,’ and he said, ‘You don’t have to,’ and moved his chair closer to me and started rubbing my leg. We ended up having sex on his couch," Melissa details.
If this didn't come from Star
, I'd swear I was reading the script of a low-budget porn. Horrible dialogue? Check. Douche bag lead actor? Check. No condom? Check. Let me guess, while they were having sex, Melissa screamed for Jesse to "please stick it in my hot ass!" Yep, saw that movie yesterday.UPDATE
: Make it 4. And she hired an attorney
. Bitch, you don't need legal representation because you spread your legs for a married man. You need a sense of morals.
Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Jesse James
could have avoided this whole unpleasant situation with Bombshell McGee
if he'd just been a little looser with some cash. D'oh! From the Chicago Sun Times
A source close to tattoo/fetish model Michelle "Bombshell" McGee tells me James' refusal to back McGee in a strip club/nightspot concept she dreamed up -- plus her request for hush money to keep her from spilling the beans on their 11-month affair -- led an angry McGee to start peddling her tale to the tabloids.
"Michelle has a very short fuse, and she totally lost it when Jesse rejected her," said the source, who has known McGee for several years. Turns out her first call was to InTouch magazine, which immediately jumped on the story and reportedly paid McGee $30,000.
Let this be a lesson to famous people everywhere: If you violate the sanctity of marriage with your spouse, the dirty whore that sucked you off will probably keep the text messages that you sent her and blackmail you. As a matter of fact, adulterous celebrities should probably just budget in that expense before they unzip their pants The bottom line is, there's only one way to make sure you won't get extorted when you're fooling around on your wife: buy a hooker . . . and a shovel.
Jesse James outside his home in Huntington Beach
Shocking news out of Hollywood today, where it's been revealed that Jesse James
really loves blowjobs. From TMZ
...a former high level, female executive with West Coast Choppers . . . claimed between 2006 - 2007, Jesse James repeatedly made sexual advances, which allegedly included sexual acts.
The woman kept several suggestive emails from Jesse. In one email in 2007, which is included in the file, Jesse wrote to the woman, "Need anything before I split?" She responded, "Some Tums." Jesse replied, "I have some special fluid that you can drink and it makes it all better ...."
And, she claims after an oral encounter with Jesse, she kept a telltale Clintonesque T-shirt.
The woman quit in 2007 and hired Gloria Allred's law firm to represent her. No lawsuit was ever filed, but on September 27, 2007, the matter settled for $725,000.
The sad thing about this whole situation is that Jesse's actions have forced me to rethink how I view guys with tribal sleeves. I used to look up to them and be intimidated in their presence, but now I'm not so sure . . . *sigh* . . . oh well, I guess I'll just have to look up to guys who wear Tapout shirts from now on.
Betty White out and about in Beverly Hills
I hope Jesse James
wasn't hoping to hook up with Betty White once his divorce is complete (both him and Sandra Bullock
are interviewing divorce attorneys). Bitch hates him. From the Chicago Sun Times
Among [Sandra] Bullock's many friends in the acting community is comedy legend Betty White, who reportedly has told friends she's so upset about Bullock's painful humiliation, the former "Golden Girl" cannot talk about [Jesse] James without using language so blue, it clearly is not printable in a family newspaper.
Years of acting like a tough guy on TV, covering yourself with tattoos, and marrying a smoking-hot movie star can give a guy a reputation for being a bad ass . . . until a 72-pound grandma, who's older than penicillin*, calls you out. Frankly, there's only one way Jesse could have lost more street cred than by being threatened by a centenarian -- if he'd been photographed hanging out with Ryan Seacrest.
*no, really. Betty was born in 1922. Penicillin wasn't discovered until 1928.
Sandra Bullock and Jesse James in Oahu in 2004
Jesse James issued a public apology today to Sandra Bullock
for sticking his penis into Bombshell McGee
"The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded. Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment.
"There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me. It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve everything bad that is coming my way.
"This has caused my wife and kids pain and embarrassment beyond comprehension and I am extremely saddened to have brought this on them. I am truly very sorry for the grief I have caused them. I hope one day they can find it in their hearts to forgive me."
Considering that there's kids involved, this whole situation is really sad. But it also could have been completely avoided. Bombshell has huge implants
. The last time I checked, Sandra Bullock doesn't. She pretty much forced Jesse to cheat on her. "Ohhh, I'm afraid to get surgery. I like my boobs the way there are. I don't need implants." If anyone should be apologizing, it's Sandra for being so damn selfish.