
Sammi Sweetheart bikini pics! (Miami - 5/22)
That's Sammi "Sweetheart" from Jersey Shore at the beach in Miami on Saturday. Quit complaining, I could have posted more pics of Snooki. Compared to that Hobbit, Sammi's a supermodel. Hell, compared to Snooki, Jenny -- the doll I keep under my bed that I made of paper mache and real human hair -- is a freaking supermodel. Am I right fellas!
*37 pics total in the gallery:














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