[Lindsay] feverishly phoned, texted, e-mailed and sent messages through friends, begging Sam to call her back ASAP! "She was seething when she got not response," said an insider, "but that shouldn't surprise her - Sam's still very upset because Lindsay offered NO compassion or sympathy after her shock DUI arrest."If Lindsay is so upset about Sam getting married, it's obvious that she isn't over her yet. Frankly, you've gotta wonder what it is about Sam that's made Lindsay so infatuated with her over the years. The only explanations that make sense are that either Sam's finger have more magic in them than Harry Potter's wand, or her vagina orgasms coke. Either way, now that Sam's off the market, Lindsay's going to have to find something to fill the void. I'd recommend a boxing glove.
"Lindsay;s beside herself! She knew Sam was dating Erin, but had no idea it was serious enough to trigger a marriage proposal. She told me: 'I can't believe that after everything we've been through together, I had to hear about this through the grapevine!' Then she hissed: 'I hope those two #&%$ will be very happy together!'"
Samantha Ronson is ready to scratch the heart tattoo she got in 2008 with Lindsay Lohan. Sources said Ronson headed to a tattoo station at Chicago's Lollapalooza where she helped design a skull and crossbones for guitarist Jimmy Messer from her band, the Undertakers. While watching the artist work on Jimmy at the Miami Express Yourself Oasis, a spy said, "Samantha brainstormed ideas for her next tattoo, which will be something on her left hand to cover up the small heart she got in 2008 to match Lindsay's tattoo."Uh oh. Lindsay can't find employment and now she's losing her woman? She better be careful -- if most of her teeth start to fall out, people might confuse her with Charlie Sheen. Of course, it's pretty obvious why Sam has decided to cover up the tattoo she has on her hand -- her next girlfriend probably wouldn't appreciate the constant reminder of Lindsay when they're having sex.
We're told she was given a field sobriety test and didn't perform well. She refused to submit to a breathalyzer and was arrested on the scene. She was transported to the Baker [CA] substation, where we're told she blew over the legal limit. According to sources, she was cooperative the entire time.Apparently the CHP officer knew Sam was drunk when she started talking to him and he suddenly got a whiff of her breath: "Wait a minute . . . I smell something fishy."
Sam DJ'd [Sunday] night at the Lavo nightclub in the Palazzo hotel in Vegas.
Sources close to Lindsay tell us ... Lohan was aware Sam lived somewhere in Venice, Ca -- but she didn't know how close her new pad was to Ronson's home until family members saw the DJ pull in to the garage next door on Monday. Now -- after Lindsay's father went through all the trouble of moving her in -- we're told Lohan is considering moving out of the place after learning Sam was "pissed" at the situation.Typical Lindsay, wanting to move out and sacrifice her own comfort in order to keep the peace. She's so selfless. We should build a statue of her. Just once I'd like to see her do something for herself, for Lindsay. I think I'm going to treat her to a spa day, maybe a massage. She needs to relax. I don't want her burning out like Mother Teresa. I will not lose another one of God's messengers in my lifetime. No sir.
We're told Lindsay doesn't want to break the lease -- which would cost her big bucks -- but she also doesn't want to "ruffle any feathers."
Sam Ronson is furious that her ex-GF Lindsay Lohan is moving in next door -- and yesterday, the DJ wanted to make it crystal clear, "Trust me, it wasn't planned."Wow, I'm really surprised -- no, shocked -- at this story. I mean . . . I just . . . I don't know. I can't even write a cohesive thought. I'm simply stunned. Lindsay Lohan is renting a house for $7,600 a month. Where did I go wrong in life? I live in a god damn studio apartment. I knew I should have taken up cocaine instead of college.
As Ronson tried to get out of her Venice, CA pad yesterday -- photogs tried to ask about the situation ... but a frustrated Sam replied, "Dude, I'm way too pissed off right now."
There's been a lot of buzz the past couple of days about Christina Aguilera's attending a "wild party" vacation with galpals in Cabo San Lucas -- reported as the "last straw" that led to Xtina splitting with hubby Jordan Bratman.Obviously Sam Ronson (aka Lindsay Lohan's ex) would think Christina's relationship with Jordan wasn't going well -- he has the one thing she never wants her lovers to have:
Not true, says an Aguilera insider who was on the scene in the Baja California resort.
According to my source -- who has a history of accuracy -- it was more about Aguilera's long chats in Mexico with girlfriends Nicole Richie, Samantha Ronson and others -- leading her to realize her marriage might be beyond repair.
Aguilera reportedly spent a great deal of time being consoled by her friends and told in pretty blunt terms about what was clearly missing from her relationship with Bratman, long her musical producer as well.
Everything old is new again in Lindsay Lohan’s life. RadarOnline.com photographed Lohan’s ex-love Samantha Ronson leaving her apartment on Friday night.They're just "friends"? Since when do friends play "Hand Puppet" with each other while listening to Melissa Etheridge? At this point, these two should do what most people who argue, bicker, and fight all the time do: get married. Of course, if they ever have marital problems, Lindsay can just do what most celebrities do when their relationships aren't working out: get a
Lohan spoke exclusively to RadarOnline.com about the rendezvous. When asked if she and celebrity disc jockey were getting back together, the 23-year-old Mean Girls star told us: “We're friends.”
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