Archive: Samantha Ronson

Lindsay and her dad during better times

I love celebrity family feuds. Michael Lohan responded late yesterday to his daughter Lindsay’s response about him criticizing her leech girlfriend Samantha Ronson. In an interview with E! on Wednesday, Michael claimed Samantha is “using” Lindsay and planning to writing a tell-all book. Both Sam and Lindsay took their repsective MySpace pages to blast Michael yesterday. Here’s his response to their response:

“Who’s out of control? Whose life is out of control? Give me a break. Going from place to place, being dragged around by Samantha so she can make more money off of Lindsay being there when she spins … She’s gone from making $7 million to less than a million a movie. Who’s out of control? I go to church. I go and help people in rehab. That’s control. How can she say I’m out of control?”

“I want Lindsay to be in a good place. When I started looking at what Samantha was doing, dragging Lindsay to clubs, drinking around Lindsay … Samantha is one of the biggest problems in her life. That’s what Dina told me. I’m reacting on what Dina said, but then Dina steps out of the picture because she wants to look like the good guy. Dina’s a two-face. She wants to try to look good and stay on Lindsay’s good side instead of being a good parent. I don’t give two hoots about my relationship with Lindsay as a friend. One day she’s going to turn around to me and tell me, ‘Daddy, you were right.’” (Source)

Something tells me Michael’s not getting that house, car, boat, timeshare, country club membership, motorcycle, 2-week-vacation to Hawaii, RV, diamond watch, and big-screen TV he asked Lindsay to get him for Christmas.

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson in L.A. (8/21)

Who’d have thunk it but Lindsay Lohan is actually kinda pissed that her dad Michael went off on her girlfriend Samantha Ronson yesterday. And she’s hit back . . . MYSPACE STYLE! Lindsay wrote:

DRUG FREE
Current mood: betrayed
Category: Life

If you have something to say to me, say it to my face- that’s what i have believed my whole life- don’t be a coward and say it to others first, let alone all the media in the world- i think we know where the rest of this blog is going…

If you guessed it had to do with my father- then you guessed right! It really hurts, because i have tried- after all that my mother and siblings have gone through, i really tried to make things work- For the hope of having a father again-wanting things to change- even though people have said, some people will forever remain the same.

Having said that- the people were right, and he is yet to change- but this time, without his daughter by his side- He has become a public embaressment and a bully- To my family, my co-workers, my friends, and a girl that means the world to me (its obvious who that is).

He has no idea what is going on in my life because i have chosen not to involve him in it- His recent attack on my life and my loved ones is simply for an ADDICTION THAT HE HAS- FAME. Why he feels the need to comment on anything in my life that i may want to keep private, is beyond comprehension- If he really cared about me and my life, then he would learn to respect my wishes by staying out of it.

Samantha has not and would never sell me out. Nor has my mother, who is wonderful.

This further proves that any information that my father has about me or the people in my life is internet based- and about as accurate as a page six item.

I’m not going to engage any further, though i probably could go on… (Source)

Not to be outdone, Samantha Ronson had her own message for Michael:

SHUT THE F*** UP
Current mood: bullied

i really don’t want to say anything because i feel like he wins- he, being the man who is so desperate for attention that he goes to the media whenever possible- i know i am being used, i am just a pawn- easy to sacrifice in order to feed his addiction. I was angry when i first read his attack on me, but- for me- i believe that actions speak louder than words… so now i just pity him- i am not standing in his way- i am not the reason that he has no contact with his daughter- he is- his need to throw a tantrum for the whole world to hear is- i am not going to go into a play by play defense- i feel no need to publicly defend my role in lindsay’s life- i’m just sorry that she likes me more than him.

p.s. i’m not the one that is so lost that i need to use my relationship with lindsay to earn a living…. i am, always will and always have been here for her for her- not for anything else….so I think it’s safe to say that there is not now and never will be a tell all….. written by me….. when does your book come out mr. lohan? (Source)

Oh, I bet you must be fuming Lindsay. You know what you should do to really stick it your dad? Keep forgetting to wear a bra on sunny days. I bet it would really show that asshole you mean business.

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Michael Lohan blasts Samantha Ronson

In an interview with E!, Lindsay Lohan’s dad Michael went off on her girlfriend Samantha Ronson, saying she’s using her. He claims the only reason Ronson has gotten so close to his daughter is so she can write a tell-all and make a ton of money . . . though I’m not exactly sure what she could reveal that would surprise anybody. I mean we are talking about the chick who got multiple DUIs last year while coked out of her mind. Anyways, Michael said:

“I’ve shut up about this long enough,” Michael said. “She’s using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some L.A. DJ. And now she’s writing a book? I am at wit’s end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay’s best interest. Let’s just say I hope Lindsay starts opening her eyes and realizes who the people using her are.” (Source)

Immediately after that last line, Michael whipped out a list offering various Lindsay items for sale. Lockets of hair for $50, authentic baby pics for $500, her phone number for $10,000, and taped personal phone calls for $50,000.

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson at Satine Boutique in L.A. (8/21)

So I guess when I was away in Beijing last week, Samantha Ronson fully transformed into a dude. Congratulations Sam and let me be the first to welcome you to the wonderful world of peeing standing up.

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson in Miami (8/4)

According to what a “source” revealed to UK tabloid News of the World, yes, yes they are. I don’t know about you guys but anonymous hearsay is good enough for me! From the tabloid:

Lindsay will come out and declare her eternal love for sweetheart Sam Ronson at a private ceremony in LA later this year. Lindsay’s mum Dina has told pals that she wants to “welcome Sam into the family” with a lavish party, including drinks and canapes for Li-Lo’s pals and relatives.

My source revealed: “Dina is still working on the date of the party but it’s looking like towards the end of the year. Lindsay’s new album Spirit In The Dark is out in November, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s around then. They’ve been keeping the relationship quiet for months and trying to pass each other off as ‘just good friends’. But they’ve decided it isn’t a fling, it’s for life— so they want to make their romance public.” (Source)

Are we supposed to be surprised Lindsay and Sam are “tying the knot”? These two have been “keeping their relationship quiet” about as well as Rosie has with Dreyer’s. If Lindsay’s really adamant about getting something tied, I’d suggest she do the rest of humanity a favor and start with her tubes. Oh and Dina’s brilliant idea that Lindsay show her affection for a manish-looking woman at a big party? Yeah, not always such a good idea — see video below.

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson out and about in L.A. (7/30)

+ I believe this color is called “jailbait yellow” [Just Jared]

+ Kendra Wilkinson has a golfing upskirt [Drunken Stepfather]
+ More Bar Refaeli bikini pics [Egotastic!]
+ Pam Anderson’s boobs are trying to escape [F-Listed]
+ Rosie O’Donnell quit blogging [ICYDK]

+ Got curves? Rosario Dawson does [Popoholic]
+ Alejandra Maglietti pics can get you fired [Horny Oyster]
+ Ludacris tries to help Barack Obama, fails [Bossip]
+ Elizabeth Taylor on her death bead? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]

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The first time Samantha Ronson has ever blown anything

Samantha Ronson blew Lindsay Lohan a kiss yesterday as she was leaving the set of Lohan’s new movie Labor Pains. I don’t know why Lindsay won’t just admit she’s gay already. Her closet must have like nine deadbolts. The only way she could be any gayer is if she had her hands surgically replaced with vibrators. Don’t laugh. With enough money, doctors will do just about anything in Mexico.

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Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson leaving La Scala restaurant in Beverly Hills (7/2)

In their upcoming issue, Star has a revealing look inside what they call the “hot romance” of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. No, seriously, they actually call it a “hot romance.” Apparently they’ve never seen a picture of Samantha Ronson. A source told the mag:

“They’re totally playing house and loving every minute of it. And, yes, they share a bed!”

They call Samantha’s Hollywood Hills house “home” — and behind closed doors, “Lindsay and Sam play certain roles,” the source explains. “Sam is the boss, the husband. Lindsay is the passive one, the wife. It works for them!” (Source)

Lindsay and Sam don’t play “house” — they play “free clinic.” On Friday nights Sam plays the patient and Lindsay plays the curious OB/GYN. But instead of doctor’s tools, she uses produce. Wow, I almost typed that entire sentence without puking in my mouth.

NOTE: The fact that Sam wears the pants in that family shouldn’t surprise anyone since she also wears the condoms* . . . on her fingers.

*Magnums

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Lindsay Lohan offered $1 million to admit she’s a lesbian

OK! magazine allegedly offered Lindsay Lohan $1 million to admit she’s a lesbian but Lohan rejected the deal. Confirming months of rumors that the two were more than just “friends,” Lindsay and girlfriend Samantha Ronson were caught swapping spit at a party in Cannes two weeks ago. An insider told Page Six:

Lohan and OK! are in talks to do a cover where Lohan “comes out” about her relationship with gal pal Samantha Ronson, and the mag has offered her “around $1 million to do the cover.” One source said, “Lindsay really wants this to happen and she needs the money.” Lohan’s rep denies there’s a deal, however, saying, “They sent offers and we passed.” (Source)

Is it really fair to call Lindsay gay when the chick she’s hooking up with is more masculine than Clay Aiken, Tom Cruise, and Rosie O’Donnell combined? I mean, if Sam’s chest was any flatter, Lindsay could use it as a carpenter’s level. Besides, have you seen how long Sam’s fingers are? She’s like the gay version of E.T only her finger tip doesn’t light up . . . but I hear her “rabbit” does.

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Lindsay Lohan bikini pics! (Cannes, France - 5/24)

While Lindsay Lohan and “friend” Samantha Ronson were enjoying the pool at the Eden Roc Hotel this weekend, her rep issued a statement about the pics of the couple kissing that were posted everywhere last Friday. She told CelebTV:

“They are close friends.” (Source)

What a coincidence, I make out with all my friends, too! But, I mean, you guys know how the modeling scene can be. Meaningless hook-up after meaningless hook-up, it’s a vicious cycle. I just wish I had the balls to tell these beautiful women that I actually want to have a conversation every now and then. As ironic as it sounds, when I’m on the catwalk is when I least feel like a piece of meat.

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