Samantha Ronson

Paparazzi photos from Saturday, November 17 and Sunday, November 18

Samantha Ronson leaving Matsuhisa in L.A. (pics start here)

Mel B filming a Jenny Craig commercial in Centennial Park in Sydney, Australia (pics start here)

Cameron Diaz at a gas station in Seal Beach, CA (pics start here)

Adam Levine leaving Barneys New York in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen out and about in Studio City (pics start here)

Jude Law out and about in Rome, Italy (pics start here)

Joaquin Phoenix out for a hike in L.A.'s Griffith Park (pics start here)

Rebecca Gayheart and Eric Dane leaving Bristol Farms in L.A. (pics start here)

Nathan Lane out and about in Manhattan (pics start here)

Kate Middleton shopping in London (pics start here)

Debra Messing arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Claire Danes shopping in Toronto (pics start here)

*112 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Samantha Ronson in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (9/24)

Nicole Richie and Samantha Ronson are currently on vacation in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, and on Saturday she donned her sexiest bikini and went down to the beach. And then a hungry shark attacked her fingers. Get it? Because they smelled like fish.

Lesbian humor! Catch it!

*26 Samantha Ronson pictures total in the gallery:

Lindsay Lohan out and about in Beverly Hills (9/6)

Samantha Ronson wants to get married to her girlfriend Erin Foster and guess who's flown off the handle in a jealous rage? Go ahead. I bet you'll never guess in a million years. It's Lindsay Lohan! Weird, she's normally so calm and rational about affairs of the heart. This is so unlike her. From the National Enquirer:

[Lindsay] feverishly phoned, texted, e-mailed and sent messages through friends, begging Sam to call her back ASAP! "She was seething when she got not response," said an insider, "but that shouldn't surprise her - Sam's still very upset because Lindsay offered NO compassion or sympathy after her shock DUI arrest."

"Lindsay;s beside herself! She knew Sam was dating Erin, but had no idea it was serious enough to trigger a marriage proposal. She told me: 'I can't believe that after everything we've been through together, I had to hear about this through the grapevine!' Then she hissed: 'I hope those two #&%$ will be very happy together!'"

If Lindsay is so upset about Sam getting married, it's obvious that she isn't over her yet. Frankly, you've gotta wonder what it is about Sam that's made Lindsay so infatuated with her over the years. The only explanations that make sense are that either Sam's finger have more magic in them than Harry Potter's wand, or her vagina orgasms coke. Either way, now that Sam's off the market, Lindsay's going to have to find something to fill the void. I'd recommend a boxing glove.

ALTERNATE HEADLINE: "Sam Ronson fingers new girl for marriage"

*26 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

Samantha Ronson at Chateau Nightclub and Gardens inside Paris Las Vegas (8/19)

MY CAPTION: "Guess which one of these used to tickle Lindsay Lohan's cervix . . ."

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

*6 Sam Ronson pictures total in the gallery:

Samantha Ronson waiting for a ride in L.A. (8/3)

Aw dammit, I was hoping these two would reconcile. I'm such a hopeless romantic. Also, it's funny to think of them getting drunk and scissoring. From the New York Post:

Samantha Ronson is ready to scratch the heart tattoo she got in 2008 with Lindsay Lohan. Sources said Ronson headed to a tattoo station at Chicago's Lollapalooza where she helped design a skull and crossbones for guitarist Jimmy Messer from her band, the Undertakers. While watching the artist work on Jimmy at the Miami Express Yourself Oasis, a spy said, "Samantha brainstormed ideas for her next tattoo, which will be something on her left hand to cover up the small heart she got in 2008 to match Lindsay's tattoo."

Uh oh. Lindsay can't find employment and now she's losing her woman? She better be careful -- if most of her teeth start to fall out, people might confuse her with Charlie Sheen. Of course, it's pretty obvious why Sam has decided to cover up the tattoo she has on her hand -- her next girlfriend probably wouldn't appreciate the constant reminder of Lindsay when they're having sex.

*10 Samantha Ronson pictures total in the gallery:

Sam Ronson busted for DUI

Lindsay Lohan's ex-lover Samantha Ronson (ironically waiting for a cab earlier this year in New York) was busted for DUI on her way home from Las Vegas yesterday at 10:30AM. Ouch - the ol' morning after DUI. From TMZ:

We're told she was given a field sobriety test and didn't perform well. She refused to submit to a breathalyzer and was arrested on the scene. She was transported to the Baker [CA] substation, where we're told she blew over the legal limit. According to sources, she was cooperative the entire time.

Sam DJ'd [Sunday] night at the Lavo nightclub in the Palazzo hotel in Vegas.

Apparently the CHP officer knew Sam was drunk when she started talking to him and he suddenly got a whiff of her breath: "Wait a minute . . . I smell something fishy."

*10 Samantha Ronson pictures total in the gallery:

Samantha Ronson gets into bike accident

Lindsay Lohan's ex Samantha Ronson needed 12 stitches after getting into a bike accident over the weekend in Venice. After the accident -- in which she fell off her bike after swerving to miss a car -- she tweeted: "Let this be a lesson... if you have a driver's license you probably don't need to be on a bmx bike." Ouch. Hopefully she'll tweet a picture of her face after the accident. The only thing she's posted so far is that before picture, above.

UPDATE: I've just been told that actually is Samantha's face after the accident. My bad.

Lindsay Lohan is free!

Here's some pictures of Lindsay Lohan leaving a gym in West Hollywood -- the first pics of her since being released from rehab over the weekend. Understandably, she's carrying an expensive bottle of VOSS water. Because when you work as hard as she does, you deserve nothing but the best in life. Like her new beach house in Venice next to ex-girlfriend Sam Ronson. Lindsay swears it's just a coincidence she's renting the house 7 feet away. Honest. From TMZ:

Sources close to Lindsay tell us ... Lohan was aware Sam lived somewhere in Venice, Ca -- but she didn't know how close her new pad was to Ronson's home until family members saw the DJ pull in to the garage next door on Monday. Now -- after Lindsay's father went through all the trouble of moving her in -- we're told Lohan is considering moving out of the place after learning Sam was "pissed" at the situation.

We're told Lindsay doesn't want to break the lease -- which would cost her big bucks -- but she also doesn't want to "ruffle any feathers."

Typical Lindsay, wanting to move out and sacrifice her own comfort in order to keep the peace. She's so selfless. We should build a statue of her. Just once I'd like to see her do something for herself, for Lindsay. I think I'm going to treat her to a spa day, maybe a massage. She needs to relax. I don't want her burning out like Mother Teresa. I will not lose another one of God's messengers in my lifetime. No sir.

*15 Lindsay Lohan pictures total in the gallery:

Samantha's house on the left, Lindsay on the right

As you may have heard, Lindsay Lohan was released from rehab over the weekend. And she wasted no time starting her new life, moving into a 4 bedroom, 4 bathroom, 3,100 square feet, $7,100/mo house in Venice -- the same city, coincidentally, Lindsay's ex Sam Ronson lives. Making things even more awkward is that Lindsay actually moved to the same neighborhood as Sam . . . oops, did I say "same neighborhood"? I meant RIGHT FUCKING NEXT DOOR. And make no mistake, this was not Sam's idea. From TMZ:

Sam Ronson is furious that her ex-GF Lindsay Lohan is moving in next door -- and yesterday, the DJ wanted to make it crystal clear, "Trust me, it wasn't planned."

As Ronson tried to get out of her Venice, CA pad yesterday -- photogs tried to ask about the situation ... but a frustrated Sam replied, "Dude, I'm way too pissed off right now."

Wow, I'm really surprised -- no, shocked -- at this story. I mean . . . I just . . . I don't know. I can't even write a cohesive thought. I'm simply stunned. Lindsay Lohan is renting a house for $7,600 a month. Where did I go wrong in life? I live in a god damn studio apartment. I knew I should have taken up cocaine instead of college.

*31 Lindsay Lohan house pictures total in the gallery:

Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie leaving Voyeur nightclub in West Hollywood (7/22)

Jordan Bratman was living the idyllic life: a famous wife, an awesome house, fast cars, and more money than he could ever spend. And then those homewreckers Nicole Richie and Sam Ronson had to go and mess everything up. From the Chicago Sun Times:

There's been a lot of buzz the past couple of days about Christina Aguilera's  attending a "wild party" vacation with galpals in Cabo San Lucas -- reported as the "last straw" that led to Xtina splitting with hubby Jordan Bratman.

Not true, says an Aguilera insider who was on the scene in the Baja California resort.

According to my source -- who has a history of accuracy -- it was more about Aguilera's long chats in Mexico with girlfriends Nicole Richie, Samantha Ronson and others -- leading her to realize her marriage might be beyond repair.

Aguilera reportedly spent a great deal of time being consoled by her friends and told in pretty blunt terms about what was clearly missing from her relationship with Bratman, long her musical producer as well.

Obviously Sam Ronson (aka Lindsay Lohan's ex) would think Christina's relationship with Jordan wasn't going well -- he has the one thing she never wants her lovers to have: a penis a job. Of course, when it comes to advice on men, listening to Nicole and Sam probably isn't the best idea. Sure they've both stuck their fists into an animal all they way up to their elbows (see here), but that doesn't make someone an expert on relationships. That makes them a puppeteer.

*10 Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie pictures total in the gallery: