Salma Hayek


Salma Hayek at the Salma Hayek Tribute during the 38th Deauville American Film Festival in Deauville, France (9/8)

Damn, it took nine hours into the new week before I had a post devoted solely to Salma Hayek's tits. Does that . . . does that make me gay?

*31 Salma Hayek pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, September 4

Salma Hayek at the 2012 Gucci Awards for Women in Cinema during the 69th Venice Film Festival (pics start here)

Jordin Sparks on the set of The Inevitable Defeat of Mister and Pete in New York (pics start here)

Singer Eliza Doolittle out and about in London (pics start here)

Brooklyn Decker watching the US Open at the Billie Jean King National Tennis Center in New York (pics start here)

Jon Hamm walking his dog in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Jessica Biel arriving for a flight at Cabo San Lucas International Airport (pics start here)

Blake Lively out and about in Venice, Italy (pics start here)

Sean Penn jogging on Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu (pics start here)

Eva Longoria watching the US Open at the Billie Jean King National Tennis Center in New York (pics start here)

Selena Gomez arriving at her hotel in Venice, Italy (pics start here)

Gwyneth Paltrow arriving for a flight at Heathrow Airport in London (pics start here)

Jamie Lee Curtis out and about in New York (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend Austin Butler arriving at Marco Polo Airport in Venice, Italy (pics start here)

*106 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Salma Hayek in the September issue of Vogue Germany

Salma Hayek's fans in Mexico are mad because they think she's forgotten all about her Mexican heritage. Because that's the biggest problem for people in Mexico right now. Worrying about how celebrities think of themselves. Via the San Francisco Chronicle:
"I am proud to have been involved in this film with all these great actors. Honestly, I hardly had any memories of what it is to be Mexican. My life is completely different now."

But Hayek's comments, which were printed in [Vogue Germany], have hit a nerve with several of her followers, who have accused the actress of distancing herself from her roots following her permanent move to her husband's native France.

A blogger on the website Guanabee writes, "What did Salma mean by basically saying she forgot what it's like to be a Mexican woman? That she's too French and rich for our blood?"

Another reader on Latina.com comments, "never forget where you come from salma. always be proud. remember as fast as money comes it can be taken away."
Come on, fans. Just relax for a little bit and let's all enjoy Salma's rack for a few minutes. I'm kind of embarrassed for you guys since you're clearly listening to what she says and not fapping to what she wears. Salma is better than her Mexican heritage? Big deal. I knew about that long before these comments. What part of Mexico do you think gave her that wacky accent? I'll assume that it must be the Mexican town Tina Turner is from, because that's the only other person on this planet who sounds like that. Personally, I don't care if Salma admits to being a member of an Al Qaeda sleeper cell as long as she keeps wearing everything high and tight.

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Paparazzi photos from Monday, August 20

Salma Hayek arriving at LAX for a flight (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens shopping at Ralph's in Studio City (pics start here)

Sophia Bush leaving a nail salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson out and about in Vancouver (pics start here)

Ashley Greene out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Sarah Michelle Gellar taking her daughter to ballet class in Studio City (pics start here)

Emily VanCamp and Joshua Bowman leaving Beachwood Cafe in L.A. (pics start here)

Kendall Jenner leaving a magazine signing at Barnes & Noble in Calabasas (pics start here)

Cameron Diaz leaving a studio in L.A. (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale leaving Nine Zero One Salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jessica Alba heading to a meeting in Hollywood (pics start here)

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom out and about in Sydney, Australia (pics start here)

Lisa Rinna shopping in Malibu (pics start here)

*126 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Salma Hayek Sweet Sweater Puppies 1
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Salma Hayek arriving on a flight at JFK Airport in New York (6/26)

Salma Hayek landed at JFK airport earlier this week, and she wasn't wearing an ounce of makeup. But you know what, with those juggs, I'd still bone her. Mother says I'm quite the gentleman!

*21 Salma Hayek pictures total in the gallery:

  • Salma Hayek No Makeup Still Hot 1
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Salma Hayek at the premiere of Savages at the Mann Village Theatre in Westwood (6/25)

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Salma Hayek on the set of Grown Ups 2 in Marblehead, MA (6/12)

I promise Celebslam isn't turning into a Salma Hayek fan site, but here's even more pics of her, this time on the set of Grown Ups 2 yesterday in Massachusetts. I've done a lot of soul searching and the problem seems to be that Salma has huge tits and . . . how do I put this . . . I really love huge tits. As you can see, I've got quite the little moral conundrum on my hands here.

*46 Salma Hayek pictures total in the gallery:

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Salma Hayek on the set of Grown Ups 2 in Marblehead, Massachusetts (6/11)

*20 Salma Hayek pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, May 31

Salma Hayek at the premiere of Prometheus in London (pics start here)

Kristen Wiig and Ben Stiller on the set of The Secret Life of Walter Mitty in New York (pics start here)

Ashley Greene leaving the Tracey Anderson Method gym in Studio City (pics start here)

Hilary Duff heading to pilates class in Studio City (pics start here)

Cameron Diaz leaving a gym in L.A. (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Keegan Allen and Ashley Benson leaving the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Lisa Rinna leaving a gym in Studio City (pics start here)

Tara Reid out and about in Paris (pics start here)

Kristen Stewart arriving at JFK airport in New York (pics start here)

Ashton Kutcher leaving Starbucks in Santa Monica (pics start here)

Uma Thurman out and about in New York (pics start here)

Jesse Metcalfe and his girlfriend Cara Santana arriving at LAX airport for a flight (pics start here)

Kristen Bell out and about in North Hollywood (pics start here)

*121 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Salma Hayek at the premiere of Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted during the 65th Cannes Film Festival in France (5/18)

I used to think it was stupid that Dreamworks was making a third Masagascar film. "That's stupid," I told all my friends. But then Salma Hayek wore that to the premiere on Friday and made me look like a fucking idiot. Thanks a lot Salma. You didn't have to be such a bitch about it.

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