Salma Hayek


Salma Hayek at the Bambi Awards Gala in Duesseldorf, Germany (11/22)

Salma Hayek needs to get out more. From Contact Music:
Salma Hayek says Kevin James is a good kisser. The stunning actress has to lock lips with the actor in the movie Here Comes The Boom and she admits it was a "weird" experience because he's her friend and she was very impressed with his technique.

The mother-of-one said: "I did want a double for the kissing scene because I'm really good friends with his wife and children. I've been kissing people on the screen all the time, but we're actually really good friends and the kids are good friends. It's the kid thing. By the way, it was really weird because he's actually a very good kisser! It was not a real kiss. It was through a fence. Nobody opened their mouth. But he does have good lips."
OK, I'll bite. What makes Kevin James a good kisser? I'll never know because I refuse to watch Kevin James movies (see Paul Blart: Mall Cop and Anything Else He Was In At All), but I'll assume that there isn't any tongue in this movie -- so what's with the compliment? Maybe I'll watch the blooper reel if Salma gives me a hint. I don't know, maybe Salma enjoys mashing her big breasts against Kevin's big breasts . . . or does it involve getting a shocker during a kissing scene? My guess is that Kevin tastes like a meat lover's pizza, and who doesn't love pizza? Everybody loves pizza.

*20 Salma Hayek pictures total in the gallery:

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Salma Hayek outside The Ed Sullivan Theater in New York before her appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman (10/10)

MY CAPTION: "Let's all beat the shit out of this homeless guy!"

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

*20 Salma Hayek pictures total in the gallery:

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Salma Hayek at the premiere of Here Comes the Boom in New York (10/9)

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Salma Hayek out and about at The 69th Venice Film Festival in Italy (8/31)

Even though she's ridiculously hot and her tits are undefeated in staring contests, Salma Hayek still gets sorta nervous when people look at her on stage. She tells the London Evening Standard:
"I have really bad stage fright. There have been a couple of times where I've said yes to stage projects but when we've got a little closer I couldn't. Even when I'm speaking it's severe, not just like little nerves. I almost did a musical on Broadway, but I just couldn't. It would have been the worst musical ever."

Hayek admits she doesn't suffer the same nerves when she is shooting a film, but she is convinced a stint on stage in London's West End may cure her.

"I don't get nervous in front of the camera. I have my routines and get very focused and feel very comfortable. But I can't take (to) the stage with all those people expecting something great of me. I think the only way I can overcome my stage fright would be here in London. I cured my phobia of snakes in (1996 movie) From Dusk Till Dawn. But the fear of the audience looking at me - that's a whole other thing."
Oh, that cutie-faced Salma Hayek -- she still thinks that planet Earth cares about her acting. Is she a great actress or a terrible actress? How the hell should I know? I do know that Salma has an Oscar-worthy rack and a rocking body. I can't say for sure if I've ever even heard her voice. Salma shouldn't worry about learning her lines or reciting them convincingly, just make sure every piece of costume has a plunging neckline.

*20 Salma Hayek pictures total in the gallery:

  • Salma Hayek Stage Fright 1
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Salma Hayek is gorgeous

Salma Hayek attended a photocall for her new film Savages at the Mandarin Oriental in London today, and sweet Jesus in a manger, she couldn't possible get any hotter. John Travolta was there, too, but strangely wasn't in any of the pictures with Salma. They probably didn't want him having sex with her! Am I right, you without-a-doubt heterosexual stud!

*27 Salma Hayek pictures total in the gallery:

  • Salma Savages Cleavage 1
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Salma Hayek at the Salma Hayek Tribute during the 38th Deauville American Film Festival in Deauville, France (9/8)

Damn, it took nine hours into the new week before I had a post devoted solely to Salma Hayek's tits. Does that . . . does that make me gay?

*31 Salma Hayek pictures total in the gallery:

  • Salma Hayek Fake Boobs 1
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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, September 4

Salma Hayek at the 2012 Gucci Awards for Women in Cinema during the 69th Venice Film Festival (pics start here)

Jordin Sparks on the set of The Inevitable Defeat of Mister and Pete in New York (pics start here)

Singer Eliza Doolittle out and about in London (pics start here)

Brooklyn Decker watching the US Open at the Billie Jean King National Tennis Center in New York (pics start here)

Jon Hamm walking his dog in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Jessica Biel arriving for a flight at Cabo San Lucas International Airport (pics start here)

Blake Lively out and about in Venice, Italy (pics start here)

Sean Penn jogging on Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu (pics start here)

Eva Longoria watching the US Open at the Billie Jean King National Tennis Center in New York (pics start here)

Selena Gomez arriving at her hotel in Venice, Italy (pics start here)

Gwyneth Paltrow arriving for a flight at Heathrow Airport in London (pics start here)

Jamie Lee Curtis out and about in New York (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens and her boyfriend Austin Butler arriving at Marco Polo Airport in Venice, Italy (pics start here)

*106 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

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Salma Hayek in the September issue of Vogue Germany

Salma Hayek's fans in Mexico are mad because they think she's forgotten all about her Mexican heritage. Because that's the biggest problem for people in Mexico right now. Worrying about how celebrities think of themselves. Via the San Francisco Chronicle:
"I am proud to have been involved in this film with all these great actors. Honestly, I hardly had any memories of what it is to be Mexican. My life is completely different now."

But Hayek's comments, which were printed in [Vogue Germany], have hit a nerve with several of her followers, who have accused the actress of distancing herself from her roots following her permanent move to her husband's native France.

A blogger on the website Guanabee writes, "What did Salma mean by basically saying she forgot what it's like to be a Mexican woman? That she's too French and rich for our blood?"

Another reader on Latina.com comments, "never forget where you come from salma. always be proud. remember as fast as money comes it can be taken away."
Come on, fans. Just relax for a little bit and let's all enjoy Salma's rack for a few minutes. I'm kind of embarrassed for you guys since you're clearly listening to what she says and not fapping to what she wears. Salma is better than her Mexican heritage? Big deal. I knew about that long before these comments. What part of Mexico do you think gave her that wacky accent? I'll assume that it must be the Mexican town Tina Turner is from, because that's the only other person on this planet who sounds like that. Personally, I don't care if Salma admits to being a member of an Al Qaeda sleeper cell as long as she keeps wearing everything high and tight.

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  • Salma Hayek Mexican 1
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Paparazzi photos from Monday, August 20

Salma Hayek arriving at LAX for a flight (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens shopping at Ralph's in Studio City (pics start here)

Sophia Bush leaving a nail salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson out and about in Vancouver (pics start here)

Ashley Greene out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Sarah Michelle Gellar taking her daughter to ballet class in Studio City (pics start here)

Emily VanCamp and Joshua Bowman leaving Beachwood Cafe in L.A. (pics start here)

Kendall Jenner leaving a magazine signing at Barnes & Noble in Calabasas (pics start here)

Cameron Diaz leaving a studio in L.A. (pics start here)

Ashley Tisdale leaving Nine Zero One Salon in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jessica Alba heading to a meeting in Hollywood (pics start here)

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom out and about in Sydney, Australia (pics start here)

Lisa Rinna shopping in Malibu (pics start here)

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Salma Hayek arriving on a flight at JFK Airport in New York (6/26)

Salma Hayek landed at JFK airport earlier this week, and she wasn't wearing an ounce of makeup. But you know what, with those juggs, I'd still bone her. Mother says I'm quite the gentleman!

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