Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault arriving to the Yves Saint Laurent fashion show during Paris Fashion Week (10/3)

Who'd have thunk it, but Salma Hayek says it's pretty damn cool being married to a billionaire. You know, I have always said that. She told the new issue of Redbook (via People):

"I work hard, I make my own living and I love it. I like having financial independence. I don't ever want to have to depend on anyone completely [but] when I have troubles sometimes, its nice to have someone there to help."

Even though she's a millionaire, are we actually supposed to believe that Salma married this guy for something other than his money? Sorry Salma, with your fame huge tits you could have ended up with anyone, but getting hitched to a guy whose family's worth more than $11 billion just made your intentions obvious. Next time, if you really want the general public to believe that your marriage is based on something other than a financial transaction, just do what other celebrities have done: jump on Oprah's couch.

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Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek arriving to the Alexander McQueen Spring/Summer 2012 show during Paris Fashion Week (10/4)

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Salma Hayek arriving for a flight at LAX airport (9/24)

+ "I'm not anorexic or bulimic" [Just Jared]

+ Elizabeth Hurley has a great rack [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Salma Hayek showing a smidgen of cleavage [Popoholic]
+ Kate Moss in a see-through shirt [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Christina Ricci looking 60's hot [Caught on Set]

+ George Clooney needs to just drop it [Cele|bitchy]
+ Scarlett Johansson took her boob-whining to CNN [Evil Beet]
+ Tori Spelling needs to go away [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
+ The Kardashian explain their obsession [I'm Not Obsessed]

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, September 27

Salma Hayek in Warsaw, Poland to promote her film Puss in Boots (pics start here)

Anne Hathaway on the set of The Dark Knight Rises in Downtown L.A. (pics start here)

Elisabetta Gregoraci at the Agogoa show during Milan Fashion Week in Italy (pics start here)

Kristin Cavallari out and about in Hollywood (pics start here)

Poppy Montgomery (Unforgettable) outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York before her appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens at the premiere of Iris: A Journey Into The World Of Cinema at the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood (pics start here)

Kate Bosworth and her boyfriend Michael Polish out and about in Los Feliz (pics start here)

Octomom out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian leaving the Gansevoort Hotel in Midtown Manhattan (pics start here)

Christina Milian leaving Beso restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Selma Blair leaving Bristol Farms in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Leelee Sobieski at The Metropolitan Opera Season opening night performance of Anna Bolena in New York (pics start here)

Amanda Seyfried leaving a Goodwill Donation Center in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Ali Larter and her son Theodore out and about in Brentwood (pics start here)

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Salma Hayek is really really pretty

PICTURED: Salma Hayek in Venice, Italy yesterday, and my penis after seeing Salma Hayek in Venice, Italy yesterday.

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Paparazzi photos from Monday, September 12

Salma Hayek arriving at Toronto Pearson Airport in Canada (pics start here)

Kirsten Dunst on the set of Bachelorette in New York (pics start here)

British actress Sacha Parkinson (Coronation Street) arriving at Rosso restaurant in Manchester, UK (pics start here)

Mila Kunis out and about in Studio City (pics start here)

Freida Pinto and Dev Patel at the premiere of Trishna at the 2011 Toronto Film Festival (pics start here)

Maria Shriver arriving at the Nick Chavez Hair Salon in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Sarah Silverman arriving at Toronto Pearson Airport in Canada (pics start here)

Welsh singer Katherine Jenkins arriving at Mahiki nightclub in London (pics start here)

Ian Somerhalder and Nina Dobrev arriving at LAX aiport (pics start here)

Mario Bello leaving Pastis bistro in Manhattan (pics start here)

Kate Bosworth and her new boyfriend Michael Polish arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Dakota Fanning out and about in Manhattan (pics start here)

Ali Larter, husband Hayes MacArthur, and their son Theodore arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Antonio Banderas and Melanie Griffith at the premiere of The Skin I Live In at the 2011 Toronto Film Festival (pics start here)

Rob Kardashian exercising in Santa Monica (pics start here)

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Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek out and about at the 68th Annual Venice Film Festival in Italy (9/3)

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Salma Hayek is rather attractive

Salma Hayek talks boobs in the September issue of Allure, specifically how awesome her own pair were in the past, and how awesome they are today. Paging Captain Obvious . . . Via the Huffington Post:

Ask Hayek whether any part of her body looked better ten years ago, and she'll tell you. "My boobs," she says with a laugh. "They're not bad, by the way. I'm not complaining about them."

Salma isn't the only one "not complaining" about her boobs. Those things have probably been the cause of death for more knuckle children than the invention of vaseline. Of course, Salma doesn't really have a right to complain about her tits anyway. Without those things, she'd probably be cleaning my house or mowing my lawn right now. You know, like my wife.

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Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek arriving at Serial Dreamer Productions in West Hollywood (7/1)

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Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek (and daughter Valentina Pinault) arriving at LAX airport (6/20)

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