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Salma Hayek outside her hotel in Venice, Italy (4/26)

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Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault in New York last year

Salma Hayek married French business mogul Francois-Henri Pinault on Saturday. The two were engaged in 2007 but broke it off last year. From Reuters:
Mexican-born actress Salma Hayek and French entrepreneur Francois-Henri Pinault married on St Valentine's Day in Paris, an official at the town hall of the chic sixth arrondissement said on Monday. The official, speaking on condition of anonymity, said the pair had tied the knot on Saturday morning.

Pinault, 46, heir to one of the largest fortunes in France, is head of retail group PPR, which includes the luxury Gucci brand as well as the Fnac retail chain. The couple have a daughter named Valentina, who was born in 2007, several months after they announced their engagement. (Source)
Well just look at the guy. It's easy to see why Salma fell for him, what with this billion dollar fortune, billion dollar fortune, and billion dollar fortune.

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Colin Farrell and Salma Hayek are rumored to be dating. I hate you Colin Farrell. I hate you so freaking much. From OK! magazine:
Colin Farrell is rumoured to be romancing Salma Hayek. The pair sent the rumour mill into overdrive when the Irish actor was spotted getting up close and personal with the Latino actress at the Golden Globes, cradling her face and kissing her tenderly.

A source said: “He held her face and kissed her several times. It was very intimate, not like they were just pals.”

However this is not the first time the mother-of-one has been intimate with Colin - the pair dated briefly back in 2004 after meeting on the set of 'Ask the Dust,' a Depression-era romance in which they co-starred. Salma has admitted she “adores” the Irish bad boy and was reportedly broken hearted when the relationship hit the rocks.

“Colin was in love with her but was too screwed up on alcohol and drugs to make a good boyfriend to her," the source added. "Now that he’s sober, their chances are much better." (Source)
This is just one more reason for me to hate this douchebag wentz. Not only does he make millions of dollars pretending to be someone else*, but he gets to motorboat the nicest rack in Hollywood. This guy couldn't get any luckier in he were a god damn leprechaun . . . *looks at picture* . . . wait a second! That's exactly what he is! Keep that short little Irish drug addict away from me lucky charms . . .and my pot of gold.

*yet when I try to act like a "teacher" or "crossing guard" I get arrested

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Salma Hayek playing with her daughter Valentina at LAX (1/19)

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Salma Hayek at the National Board of Review of Motion Pictures Awards Gala at Cipriani in New York (1/14)

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Salma Hayek at the Golden Globes

Whoa, whoa, whoa, how come I wasn't informed there would be huge tits at the Golden Globes last night? I totally would have taped Antiques Roadshow and watched that instead. Dammit! I hate when I miss tits!

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Salma Hayek, her mother Diana, and daughter Valentina in L.A. (12/26)

You know all those stupid people who say it's harmful for babies to breathe in second-hand smoke? They usually make some bullshit argument about toxic carcinogens and delicate lungs. Anyways, I'm siding with Salma Hayek on this one. Fuck 'em is what I say.

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Salma Hayek has a huge rack

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Salma Hayek at the CNN Heroes: An All Star Tribute event in Hollywood (11/22)

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Salma Hayek = FAIL

Salma Hayek at the "Rock the Kasbah" gala in Hollywood (10/23)

Outside of bumping into you at a ski resort, if I ever catch you wearing an outfit that covers 97% of your body again, I will punch you in the face. Christ, at least give me a little ankle. Trust me, I can beat off to that.

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Salma Hayek nip slip!

Good news for those of you that have always wanted to see a tiny sliver of Salma Hayek's nipple. Salma appeared on the German TV program Wetten Dass over the weekend wearing a one-size-too-small dirndl. The Daily Mail says she lost a bet with an audience member and was forced to don the classic German outfit. Good job horny German guy in audience! You know that whole World War II, millions dead, half of Europe leveled thing? We're cool.

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