Salma Hayak . . . somewhere . . . does it really matter? Just once, I want to hear a hot chick admit that she has a smoking hot body and everyone wants to fuck her. Don't expect Salma Hayek to be the one to do it. She told
Parade magazine:
"I won a 'Best Body Award' from Fitness Magazine and I was too embarrassed to accept it. I actually don't have a good body, but if everybody thinks so, I guess it means I'm a good actress. I have acted the part of the girl who has a very good body. If you know how to dress, there's some tricks you can pull."
Maybe it's true. Maybe Salma Hayek actually doesn't have a good body. Clearly the only way to get to the bottom of this mystery is to closely examine topless screencaps from the movie
Frida here,
here,
here, and
here,
Ask the Dust here, and
Desperado here (
all NSFW). Hmmmm, I'm still not sure. I may need to beat off to those again. In the name of science of course.
Salma Hayek Salma Hayek out and about in Santa Monica (9/12)
Salma Hayek outside her hotel in Venice, Italy (4/26)
+
Katy Perry has a dumpy ass [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Mary-Kate Olsen is see through [
DailyFill]
+
Megan Fox In a Corset Confirms She's an Alien [Egotastic!]
+ French actress Christine Boisson is see through [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Natalie Portman's new boyfriend [
Lossip]
+ Mena Suvari is decent [
NewsToob]
+ Roxanne McKee is rather attractive [
Holy Taco]
+ Topless yet artistic at the same time [
Double Viking]
+ Maliah Michel is your afternoon pick-me-up [
F-Listed]
Salma Hayek and Francois-Henri Pinault in New York last yearSalma Hayek married French business mogul Francois-Henri Pinault on Saturday. The two were engaged in 2007 but broke it off last year. From
Reuters:
Mexican-born actress Salma Hayek and French entrepreneur Francois-Henri Pinault married on St Valentine's Day in Paris, an official at the town hall of the chic sixth arrondissement said on Monday. The official, speaking on condition of anonymity, said the pair had tied the knot on Saturday morning.
Pinault, 46, heir to one of the largest fortunes in France, is head of retail group PPR, which includes the luxury Gucci brand as well as the Fnac retail chain. The couple have a daughter named Valentina, who was born in 2007, several months after they announced their engagement. (Source)
Well just look at the guy. It's easy to see why Salma fell for him, what with this billion dollar fortune, billion dollar fortune, and billion dollar fortune.
BooooooooooooooooooooooobsColin Farrell and Salma Hayek are rumored to be dating. I hate you Colin Farrell. I hate you so freaking much. From
OK! magazine:
Colin Farrell is rumoured to be romancing Salma Hayek. The pair sent the rumour mill into overdrive when the Irish actor was spotted getting up close and personal with the Latino actress at the Golden Globes, cradling her face and kissing her tenderly.
A source said: “He held her face and kissed her several times. It was very intimate, not like they were just pals.”
However this is not the first time the mother-of-one has been intimate with Colin - the pair dated briefly back in 2004 after meeting on the set of 'Ask the Dust,' a Depression-era romance in which they co-starred. Salma has admitted she “adores” the Irish bad boy and was reportedly broken hearted when the relationship hit the rocks.
“Colin was in love with her but was too screwed up on alcohol and drugs to make a good boyfriend to her," the source added. "Now that he’s sober, their chances are much better." (Source)
This is just one more reason for me to hate this
douchebag wentz. Not only does he make millions of dollars pretending to be someone else*, but he gets to motorboat the nicest rack in Hollywood. This guy couldn't get any luckier in he were a god damn leprechaun . . . *looks at picture* . . . wait a second! That's exactly what he is! Keep that short little Irish drug addict away from me lucky charms . . .and my pot
of gold.
*yet when I try to act like a "teacher" or "crossing guard" I get arrested
Salma Hayek playing with her daughter Valentina at LAX (1/19)
+
Fran Drescher tries to be sexy, fails [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Gisele gets back to her roots [
Lossip]
+
Eliza Dushku Nude and Nippley for Dollhouse [Egotastic!]
+ Mena Suvari has hard nips [
TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Hayden Panettiere doesn't have the boobs for that dress [
NewsToob]
+ 7 best paternity results reactions [
Holy Taco]
+ God bless thongs [
Double Viking]
+ Lily Allen went nuts after he miscarriage [
ICYDK]
+ Layla Louise is your afternoon pick-me-up [
F-Listed]
Salma HayekSalma Hayek at the National Board of Review of Motion Pictures Awards Gala at Cipriani in New York (1/14)
Salma Hayek at the Golden GlobesWhoa, whoa, whoa, how come I wasn't informed there would be huge tits at the Golden Globes last night? I totally would have taped
Antiques Roadshow and watched that instead. Dammit! I hate when I miss tits!
Salma Hayek, her mother Diana, and daughter Valentina in L.A. (12/26)
You know all those stupid people who say it's harmful for babies to
breathe in second-hand smoke? They usually make some bullshit argument
about toxic carcinogens and delicate lungs. Anyways, I'm siding with Salma Hayek
on this one. Fuck 'em is what I say.
