Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek at the Rennes vs. Saint-Etienne soccer match at the Stade de France Stadium in Saint-Denis, France (4/21)

+ Christina Hendricks takes her sweater puppies out for a walk [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Ireland Baldwin in the throes of passion [The Superficial]
+ Check out Kendra Wilkinson's car after her accident. Damn. [Celebuzz]
+ Alison Sweeney looking good in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Fabiana Semprebom unleashes a bikini drool-fest [Popoholic]

+ Arianny Celeste strips on her new web show [Guyism]
+ Hot, fit girls [Caveman Circus]
+ Guess which NBA megastar is broke now . . . [Busted Coverage]
+ Helena Christensen modeling swimwear for Elle [Socialite Life]

+ Britney is just a mess [Dlisted]
+ Bikini butt mirror shot [Double Viking]
+ You can't unsee these topless pictures of tanning mom [Brobible]
+ This Jennifer Aniston wedding is probably not happening [Evil Beet]

*25 Salma Hayek pictures total in the gallery:

Salma Hayek

Salma Hayek leaving a doctor's office in Santa Monica (3/4)

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Salma Hayek at the Giambattista Valli show during Paris Fashion Week (1/21)

+ Kelly Brook's sexy new lingerie pics [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Kim Kardashian is going pass up millions? No way. [The Superficial]
+ Shakira is less fat [Celebuzz]
+ Someone save Nadine Velazquez's boobs [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Olivia Munn has got booty [Popoholic]

+ Who is that sexy bitch in the Target ad? [Guyism]
+ Dat dress [Caveman Circus]
+ Sexy MMA WAG Jenna Renee [Busted Coverage]
+ Cutest fight ever? [Socialite Life]

+ Demi Moore is getting Lindsay's sloppy seconds [Dlisted]
+ Finally a sexy one piece [Double Viking]
+ Boooooobs [Brobible]
+ Leo DiCaprio quit acting or something [Evil Beet]

*15 Salma Hayek pictures total in the gallery:

Paparazzi photos from Friday, January 18

Salma Hayek arriving for a flight at the Charles de Gaulle International Airport in Paris (pics start here)

Lauren Conrad leaving Kate Somerville Skin Health Experts in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Scarlett Johansson at the opening night afterparty for Cat on a Hot Tin Roof held at The Lighthouse at Chelsea Piers in New York (pics start here)

Kim Kardashian arriving for a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Carmen Electra out and about in Mayfair, London (pics start here)

Hilary Duff out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Halle Berry running errands in L.A. (pics start here)

Rose McGowan leaving a gym in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Shiri Appleby leaving Urth Caffe in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Chloe Moretz arriving at Roissy airport in Paris (pics start here)

Actress Eva Hassmann at the "GQ Best Dressed Men" party at The Stu Hotel in Berlin Germany (pics start here)

Ali Larter out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

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Salma Hayek at the Bambi Awards Gala in Duesseldorf, Germany (11/22)

Salma Hayek needs to get out more. From Contact Music:

Salma Hayek says Kevin James is a good kisser. The stunning actress has to lock lips with the actor in the movie Here Comes The Boom and she admits it was a "weird" experience because he's her friend and she was very impressed with his technique.

The mother-of-one said: "I did want a double for the kissing scene because I'm really good friends with his wife and children. I've been kissing people on the screen all the time, but we're actually really good friends and the kids are good friends. It's the kid thing. By the way, it was really weird because he's actually a very good kisser! It was not a real kiss. It was through a fence. Nobody opened their mouth. But he does have good lips."

OK, I'll bite. What makes Kevin James a good kisser? I'll never know because I refuse to watch Kevin James movies (see Paul Blart: Mall Cop and Anything Else He Was In At All), but I'll assume that there isn't any tongue in this movie -- so what's with the compliment? Maybe I'll watch the blooper reel if Salma gives me a hint. I don't know, maybe Salma enjoys mashing her big breasts against Kevin's big breasts . . . or does it involve getting a shocker during a kissing scene? My guess is that Kevin tastes like a meat lover's pizza, and who doesn't love pizza? Everybody loves pizza.

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Salma Hayek outside The Ed Sullivan Theater in New York before her appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman (10/10)

MY CAPTION: "Let's all beat the shit out of this homeless guy!"

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

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Salma Hayek at the premiere of Here Comes the Boom in New York (10/9)

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Salma Hayek out and about at The 69th Venice Film Festival in Italy (8/31)

Even though she's ridiculously hot and her tits are undefeated in staring contests, Salma Hayek still gets sorta nervous when people look at her on stage. She tells the London Evening Standard:

"I have really bad stage fright. There have been a couple of times where I've said yes to stage projects but when we've got a little closer I couldn't. Even when I'm speaking it's severe, not just like little nerves. I almost did a musical on Broadway, but I just couldn't. It would have been the worst musical ever."

Hayek admits she doesn't suffer the same nerves when she is shooting a film, but she is convinced a stint on stage in London's West End may cure her.

"I don't get nervous in front of the camera. I have my routines and get very focused and feel very comfortable. But I can't take (to) the stage with all those people expecting something great of me. I think the only way I can overcome my stage fright would be here in London. I cured my phobia of snakes in (1996 movie) From Dusk Till Dawn. But the fear of the audience looking at me - that's a whole other thing."

Oh, that cutie-faced Salma Hayek -- she still thinks that planet Earth cares about her acting. Is she a great actress or a terrible actress? How the hell should I know? I do know that Salma has an Oscar-worthy rack and a rocking body. I can't say for sure if I've ever even heard her voice. Salma shouldn't worry about learning her lines or reciting them convincingly, just make sure every piece of costume has a plunging neckline.

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Salma Hayek is gorgeous

Salma Hayek attended a photocall for her new film Savages at the Mandarin Oriental in London today, and sweet Jesus in a manger, she couldn't possible get any hotter. John Travolta was there, too, but strangely wasn't in any of the pictures with Salma. They probably didn't want him having sex with her! Am I right, you without-a-doubt heterosexual stud!

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Salma Hayek at the Salma Hayek Tribute during the 38th Deauville American Film Festival in Deauville, France (9/8)

Damn, it took nine hours into the new week before I had a post devoted solely to Salma Hayek's tits. Does that . . . does that make me gay?

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