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Sacha Baron Cohen jokes about Anne Hathaway's vagina

While reading the nominees for "Best Animated Feature Film" last night at the Golden Globes, Sacha Baron Cohen made a joke about Anne Hathaway's now infamous upskirt pic ("Enough of me pulling back the curtains of Hollywood and I'm not referring to Anne Hathaway's upskirt shot). And of course no one laughed. Because, gosh, we wouldn't want to offend the brilliant actress who still hasn't figured out that when you don't wear panties, people can see your vagina. My little sister knows that and she still eats paste.


Sacha Baron Cohen and Elisabetta Canalis on a yacht anchored in front of the Hotel Du Cap Eden Roc in Antibes, France (5/16)

As part of a publicity stunt to promote his new movie The Dictator, Sasha Baron Cohen dressed up as General Aladeen today at the Cannes Film Festival and had a gay ol' time with Elisabetta Canalis aboard a yacht. Great fun was had. Cocks were seen. And then the two got into a fight and General Aladeen dumped Elisabetta's body off the side of a yacht in a trash bag. Which must have been a shock to her. I'm not even sure she knew this was a publicity stunt. Hell, she went from relaxing at George Clooney's villa to sleeping on Steve-O's couch. Going from Steve-O to a rich, murderous dictator is hardly a stretch. Especially when your rent is due.

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Sacha Baron Cohen dumps King Jong-il's ashes on Ryan Seacrest

As part of a stunt to promote his new film The Dictator, Sacha Baron Cohen dumped "Kim Jong-il's" ashes on Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet at last night's Academy Awards (it was rumored earlier in the week that Cohen was banned from the ceremony, but he was granted permission on Friday to attend in costume). According to Seacrest, it was the first time since college that he had an Asian dude all over his chest.



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Sacha Baron Cohen at the premiere of Bruno held at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (6/25)

A scene featuring La Toya Jackson was cut from Bruno just a few hours before the premiere in Hollywood yesterday. From The Sun:
The scene was axed just a few minutes before last night's premiere of the movie in LA after producers heard of MICHAEL JACKSON's death. In it the gay Austrian fashion reporter pesters LaToya repeatedly about Michael, as he uses a Mexican immigrant for a chair.

The studio confirmed the cut to the Wall Street Journal, with a source saying: "Even in the often-shocking comedy, jokes at the expense of the late Mr Jackson would have been in poor taste." The studio added that they did not expect the scene to be restored for the film's worldwide release on July 10.
After reading this story, there was a brief moment where I thought to myself: "Wow, Sascha Baron Cohen does have a heart." But then I read it again and noticed something -- HE WAS USING A MEXICAN IMMIGRANT AS A CHAIR! If you think they took this scene out of the movie for something altruistic like "avoiding jokes at the expense of the late Mr. Jackson," you're kidding yourself. They took it out so they wouldn't have the expense of using Union labor on the sequel.

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Sacha Baron Cohen at a photo call for Bruno at Brandenburg Gate in Berlin (6/21)

I'm about as straight as a guy can get (I went deer hunting on Saturday . . . with my bare hands), but I think even I would fuck Bruno. God damn, what a hot piece of ass.

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