Julianne Hough and Ryan Seacrest in St. Barts in 2011
I hope Julianne Hough enjoyed the lavish, free vacations while they lasted, because People says she and boyfriend Ryan Seacrest have split up:
After dating for more than two years, Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough have decided to take a break and are living apart, sources close to the couple confirm to PEOPLE. The sources maintain that busy work schedules proved to be a great challenge for them both, although they are still in regular contact and remain friends.
Since Ryan is worth 100x what Julianne's worth, he obviously dumped her. And I can't help but think he's gonna regret it. For example, who's gonna kill the spiders that crawl into his living room now? Eeeeeeek!
*20 Julianne Hough and Ryan Seacrest pictures total in the gallery:
Julianne Hough and Ryan Seacrest in St. Barts last year
If this story from the National Enquireris to be believed, Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough are *this* close to getting married. I thought that was illegal in California? . . . wait, Ryan would be marrying Julianne? Oh.
"Ryan was sitting on the fence about when to pop the question until Julianne started talking about her sexy scenes [in Rock of Ages] with Tom [Cruise]," a longtime pal of the Hollywood dynamo tells EnquirerPlus. "Now he's finally ready to put a rind on it!"
... in recent interviews, [Julianne] began gushing about working with Tom, who plays sexy rock god Stacee Jaxx in the film. "I have to say, [I] think he's way more hot now," she said, revealing that one of their scenes was so steamy it got cut from the film. "It was in the strip club, and I game Tom a lap dance," she said. The source points out: "That was all Ryan had to hear! After that, he declared that he was going to make Julianne his bride. They'll be hitched by Christmas."
Poor Julianne, she still thinks Ryan is gonna marry her? Honey, just move on, Ryan isn't the marrying type. He might be what they would have called a "confirmed bachelor" in the good ol' days. Of course, the "good ol' days" being back when you could call a dude a homo and get away with it. I'm not saying that he is, but it makes me feel better to say it since he's banging that piece of ass Julianne Hough. Seriously, I would give my left nut just to sign her yearbook.
*25 Ryan Seacrest and Julianne Hough pictures total in the gallery:
Sacha Baron Cohen dumps King Jong-il's ashes on Ryan Seacrest
As part of a stunt to promote his new film The Dictator, Sacha Baron Cohen dumped "Kim Jong-il's" ashes on Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet at last night's Academy Awards (it was rumored earlier in the week that Cohen was banned from the ceremony, but he was granted permission on Friday to attend in costume). According to Seacrest, it was the first time since college that he had an Asian dude all over his chest.
Gee, who could have foreseen that JLo would be anything but a pleasure and joy to work with on the set of American Idol? Oh yeah, that's right, everyone. From the National Enquirer:
Jennifer Lopez and Ryan Seacrest are heading for a bitter showdown over their "American Idol" paychecks, sources tell The Enquirer. Ryan banks $15 million a year, while J.Lo ka-chinged a $12 million package for her first season on the hit show. But the money-savvy diva, 41, has shrewdly negotiated a pay raise for herself every time Ryan, 35, gets a salary boost, and the "Idol" host is livid, insiders say.
"Ryan hasn't confronted J.Lo, but when he heard that her future raises are tied to his raises, he was furious," and insider divulged. "Basically, her contracts are hard wired so that when Ryan makes more money, she'll make more money. He doesn't like his salary being dragged into her contract negotiations, and he's upset about her tactics."
Since J.Lo's salary is linked to his, it may be more difficult for Ryan to get a raise in the future than it would be otherwise. As the Enquirer has reported, Ryan and Jennifer were recently forced to deny widespread reports that they were feuding even before the show began. But their rivalry is very real- and long-standing, said another source connected to the show. "As far as Jenny and her people are concerned, there's no question she is the bigger star," said the source.
JLo's people think "there's no question she is the bigger star" of the two? Then why is she making $3 million less per year? The only thing bigger about JLo is her ass. These two should just settle their disagreement once and for all the way all Hollywood divas do: with a cat fight. Of course, if these two did get into a tussle, you'd have to think that Ryan would be at a distinct disadvantage: JLo would throw haymakers and he'd try to pull her hair. *25 Jennifer Lopez pictures total in the gallery:
Congrats to Ryan Seacrest's penis. It must feel like it just won the lottery. Dammit she's hot. From Us Weekly:
On Sunday, she was photographed walking arm-in-arm with American Idol host Ryan Seacrest, fueling rumors the two are an item. (pic here)
They've also been spotted getting cozy a lot lately. On May 18, they enjoyed a dinner date at Los Angeles seafood restaurant Providence. "They were really cuddly and cute ... and kissed a few times," a witness tells UsMagazine.com.
They also hit a post-CMT Music Awards bash last week in Nashville.
Says a source: "Julianne says Ryan is so nice. They hardly ever see each other because they are both so busy, but they've been on a few dates. He's really sweet to her, but it is certainly not serious."
Well excuse me Mr. Certainly Not Serious. It certainly seemed serious the other night when I was hiding naked in Julianne's crawl space taking secret pictures of you two. Hah! I just busted you Ryan!
Ryan Seacrest arriving to Trousdale nightclub in West Hollywood (4/23)
Con? Ryan Seacrest is 4'11" (estimate). Pro? Stacy Keibler doesn't care. From the National Enquirer:
Ryan Seacrest got his flirt on with former "Dancing with the Stars" contestant Stacy Keibler at Hollywood's Trousdale on April 23. The 5-foot-9 "American Idol" host must like his women tall. Stacy -- who's 5-foot-11 -- without heels -- towered over him as they danced. (Print Edition - 5/17)
Ryan doesn't need to be self-conscious about his height when he's out dancing -- he needs to be self-conscious about his height when he's waiting in line to ride a rollercoaster. Besides, Stacy will never need to worry about how short Ryan is as long as she makes sure of one thing: that she never wears her six-inch Manolo Blahnik stilettos . . . and that he always wears his.
Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a blind guy on American Idol last night. Make sure you tune-in to tonight's episode where Simon Cowell will be asking a midget to grab a jar of peanut butter off the top shelf for him.
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