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Seacrest Out Ouch!

That might be the strangest headline of the year. But it's true. Seacrest was "attacked" by a shark over the weekend in Mexico. From the New York Post:

The "American Idol" host was swimming in the Pacific Ocean in front of LG Villa Cabo in Mexico on Sunday when a sand shark swam by and chomped his toe. "He didn't know what it was for a minute - he thought it was a stick," said one spy. "He had no time to be scared. He saw it swim away, he got out, took aspirin and called it a day." (Source)

I'm not buying it -- it's a well documented fact that sharks only eat meat, not fruit. For future reference, if you are ever attacked by a shark, hit it in the nose with your fist . . . or as in Ryan's case, with your absolutely gorgeous Louis Vuitton Epi Leather Handbag.

[Pacific Coast News]

RYAN SEACREST was NOT naked when he dished with Dr. McDreamy on his LA radio show, but gushed: "I'll say it on the record � you are better-looking with every year that goes by!" Dempsey stayed silent as Ryan's female sidekick sighed in disbelief, "Oh, Ryan!... Ryan did a man compliment." Dempsey finally croaked "thank you"... and Ryan burbled: "I mean, like, straight dude to straight dude!" Then he closed the dreamy interview with, "McDreamy OUT!"

You now how the old saying goes: if something looks like a duck, walks like a ducks, and quacks like a duck.....it's probably a man who frosts his tips and has a healthy appetite for cock.

I think I read that on a Hallmark card one time at the mall.