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Scarlett Johansson and Jared Leto in 2004

If your name is "Ryan Reynolds" you probably don't want to read this story. Everyone else, by all means, please continue. From OK! magazine:
There's nothing wrong with a little innocent flirting  — or is there? Jared Leto certainly didn't seem to think so at Sunday night's Golden Globes bash at the Sunset Tower Hotel in West Hollywood, where he made a quick bee-line for his newly married ex-girlfriend Scarlett Johansson!

A fellow party-goer tells OK! that Leto, "spent most of the evening hitting on Scarlett Johansson, who certainly didn't seem to mind." (Source)
Sorry Jared. If Scarlet wanted to marry an emaciated, gender-confused, hermaphrodite, she would have chosen someone from the San Francisco Men's Chorus. Or Pete Wentz. If I were Ryan, I'd actually encourage Scarlet to hang out more with Jared. Who better to teach her how to apply her eye-liner?

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Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds get married.

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are newlyweds

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds were married over the weekend at a remote resort in Vancouver, Canada. The two have been dating for roughly a year and a half. Wedding details courtesy of Us Weekly:

Guests included Scarlett's mother, Melanie Sloan, and her brother, Adrian Johansson. Johansson, 23, and Reynolds, 31, who had been dating since Spring 2007, announced their engagement on May 5, the day the actress flashed a three-carat diamond ring estimated to be worth about $30,000 at the Met Costume Ball Gala. (Source)

Fellas, it's truly a sad day now that Scarlett is off the market, but take solace in the fact that there's at least one thing we can now look forward to: Pregnancy Boobs. Ryan, I will be severely disappointed in you and your penis if Scarlett's not pregnant by January 1. I can't go through another winter of beating off to the Sears catalog, I just can't.

NOTE: If you're thinking of sending a gift, I recommend pre-paid billable hours for their divorce lawyers.

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Scarlett Johanssen’s cleavage

"I can't stop staring at your boobs."

Scarlett Johansson got boyfriend Ryan Reynolds a very unique gift for his birthday this week: part of herself. A source told E! Online's Ted Casablanca:

"[Scarlett had] just had her wisdom teeth removed, so she had one dipped in gold and strung on a necklace for him" (Source)

So if Scarlett just had her wisdom teeth removed, that means she was anesthetized for the surgery, right? "No Ms. Johansson I don't know why you woke up with your pants on backwards!"

NOTE: Check out how close Scarlett and Ryan live to each other. Wow, their breakup later this year won't be uncomfortable at all.

Scarlett Johansson’s house

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are neighbors

Ryan Reynolds is a whore

Splash News

After leaving a taping of the Conan O'Brien show earlier this week, some crazy lady ambushed Ryan Reynolds and kissed him on the lips. It's nice to know I'm not the only one this happens to. Ryan and I should get together for a cup of coffee or something and swap war stories. Plus I could teach him some ab exercises.

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Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds a couple?

Scarlett Johansson, 22, and Alanis Morissette's ex-fiance, Ryan Reynolds, 30, spent Easter in New York City together. The couple was first seen on Saturday night at Manhattan restaurant Odeon where witnesses observed them laughing and holding hands. On Sunday--along with friends--the couple had lunch at the Carlyle Hotel. According to one eyewitness:

"They were definitely holding hands. They were a cute couple!" ... "[The whole group] was having a blast, It looked like a group of friends. I don't even think they were celebrating Easter." (Source)

I don't understand what Scarlett sees in this guy. I mean, he barely looks like a fitness magazine cover model. For Christ's sake Ryan, do yourself a favor and keep your shirt on, you're just embarrassing yourself. And mix in a salad or two. Fatty.