Archive: Ryan Reynolds

“I can’t stop staring at your boobs.”

Scarlett Johansson got boyfriend Ryan Reynolds a very unique gift for his birthday this week: part of herself. A source told E! Online’s Ted Casablanca:

“[Scarlett had] just had her wisdom teeth removed, so she had one dipped in gold and strung on a necklace for him” (Source)

So if Scarlett just had her wisdom teeth removed, that means she was anesthetized for the surgery, right? “No Ms. Johansson I don’t know why you woke up with your pants on backwards!”

NOTE: Check out how close Scarlett and Ryan live to each other. Wow, their breakup later this year won’t be uncomfortable at all.

Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are neighbors

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After leaving a taping of the Conan O’Brien show earlier this week, some crazy lady ambushed Ryan Reynolds and kissed him on the lips. It’s nice to know I’m not the only one this happens to. Ryan and I should get together for a cup of coffee or something and swap war stories. Plus I could teach him some ab exercises.

Scarlett Johansson, 22, and Alanis Morissette’s ex-fiance, Ryan Reynolds, 30, spent Easter in New York City together. The couple was first seen on Saturday night at Manhattan restaurant Odeon where witnesses observed them laughing and holding hands. On Sunday–along with friends–the couple had lunch at the Carlyle Hotel. According to one eyewitness:

“They were definitely holding hands. They were a cute couple!” … “[The whole group] was having a blast, It looked like a group of friends. I don’t even think they were celebrating Easter.” (Source)

I don’t understand what Scarlett sees in this guy. I mean, he barely looks like a fitness magazine cover model. For Christ’s sake Ryan, do yourself a favor and keep your shirt on, you’re just embarrassing yourself. And mix in a salad or two. Fatty.