According to the New York Daily News, Ryan Phillipe is a dick:
Ryan Phillippe did the only rational thing after becoming angry at a group of paparazzi that followed him to a Burger King in Santa Monica: he threw his Whopper at them. Hope they were hungry. (Source)
No big deal, I throw Whoppers at people all the time. Usually at homeless guys and people at bus stops. It's so funny when the Whopper shatters and then they start screaming and yelling about their cuts and burns. Oh did I say "Whopper"--I meant "Molotov cocktail." Old school, yet effective.
While his ex-wife was busy blowing Jake Gyllenhaal Saturday night, Ryan Phillippe was busy chipping away at Ashlee Simpson's self-confidence. From the New York Post:
Ashlee Simpson is taking her breakup with Pete Wentz in stride. The younger Simpson sister went to Les Deux in L.A. Saturday night and picked up Chad Hugo from the Neptunes, spies said. "She tried to pick up Ryan Phillipe, but he wasn't interested. So then she hung out with Chad all night and left with him." (Source)
I don't care who you are, turning down a famous chick that wants to bang you is a total baller move. Almost as baller as that time I rescued the family of endangered bald eagles trapped beneath the flaming wreckage of a subway car. President Bush wanted to give me a Medal of Freedom but I had to turn him down. Adding a ninth one of those things to my wall would be a little pretentious lol.
