Ryan Cabrera

Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera leaving Katsuya in West Hollywood (4/28)

Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera broke up again (last time was in April). I know, so sad. I really thought them kids were gonna make it. From Us Weekly:

It's over for Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera after about four months of dating. A source tells UsMagazine.com the two split "a little over a week" ago.

"Things started to go awry the night of her birthday and she ended things after that -- pretty much the next day," explains another insider. The Hills star spent her 25th birthday, May 9, with Cabrera, 27, in Las Vegas at Liquid Pool at Aria, then later that night at Las Palmas Latin Supper Club.

The biggest issue?

His hair, right? It was his hair . . .

"Ryan’s a constant partier and that became an issue," says a source. "Audrina was crying at Wango Tango," adds the source, referring to the weekend L.A. concert in which Cabrera performed. "MTV made her film and she didn't want to."

Whatever, "constant partier" has to be a euphemism for "hair." If I was a woman, the only way I'd be seen out in public with this douche bag is if I lost a bet. And even then, I'd try to get out of it. "But we never put our bet on paper, and in California, verbal contracts are non-binding!"

*15 pics total in the gallery:

Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera in West Hollywood (2/23)

Audrina Patridge and Ryan Cabrera broke up over the weekend. In other news, Audrina Patridge was dating Ryan Cabrera. From the New York Post:

Things between "The Hills" Audrina Patridge and boyfriend Ryan Cabrera turned sour in Vegas last weekend. They landed together on Friday, but a spy said they had a bust-up Saturday afternoon -- and Cabrera immediately checked into a different hotel. He then dined at Stack at The Mirage before heading out to party at The Bank at The Bellagio, where he was swarmed by "very attractive" female fans. Our source said, "The girls were all over him and he was lapping it up."

I feel bad for Audrina but she's got to look on the bright side: she lives in L.A. and L.A. is chock full of spindly little douche bags just like Ryan. I'm sure she'll meet one and be back on her feet in no time.