Julie Henderson and Russell Simmons in Miami (3/13)
Remember
those pics of Russell Simmons and his girlfriend Julie Henderson I posted earlier this week? In a shocking development, the model's friends think Russell is a little bit creepy. From the
New York Post:
The 51-year-old hip-hop mogul squired the 23-year-old grapefruit heiress who shows off plenty of freckles in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue to the Art for Life benefit at the Fontainebleau in Miami, but we hear there was trouble in paradise. "Her friends are having major problems with the fact that he's so much older than she is," says an insider. (Source)
Of course Julie's friends are having issues with Russell's age. The guy's so old to them, they probably think he watches the nightly news. Frankly, Julie should just ignore her friends and keep in mind that there are tons of advantages to dating a guy Russell's age. She'll see that when they go out -- with just a flash of his plastic,* he'll be able to get discounts all over the city. Perhaps more importantly, his balls will hang lower than her chin.
*AARP card
Julie Henderson and Russell Simmons in Miami (3/13)
I've said it once and I'll say it again: Money is a wonderful thing. Russell Simmons looks like he came from Middle Earth yet there he is sitting on the beach in Miami with Julie Henderson. You
may recognize Julie from the latest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. Julie, I know he's worth hundreds of millions of dollars, but you can do better. Russell Simmons is someone you have nightmares about, not introduce to your parents.
Russell Simmons in Miami Beach (11/15)
I knew being a millionaire came with a lot of perks, but I had no idea that you could pull random girl's tops down with no repercussions. I mean, how cool is that? Russell better be sending a big thank-you card to Steven Spielberg today. He could have chosen pretty much anyone for the role of E.T. but he chose Russell.
Russell Simmons and Porscha Coleman (12/5)
Russell Simmons was in South Beach with his new girlfriend Porscha Coleman today. After doing yoga for a few hours on the beach, the couple took a short dip in the ocean before retiring back to their room because Porscha had "like a ton of math homework."
According to Russell Simmons--the billionaire co-founder of Def Jam Records--money doesn't buy happiness (that's what all the rich people say to keep us poors at bay). Simmons wrote in his just-released memoir Do You:
"If I know 15 billionaires, then I know 13 unhappy people. These people's lives might be filled with mansions and yachts and private jets, but their medicine cabinets are also filled with antidepressants." (Source)
So you can tell how rich someone is just by looking in their medicine cabinet? Interesting ... I guess the empty bottle of designer cologne, anti-itch cream, and fungal lotion puts me firmly into the "one hundredaire" category (don't let the expensive cologne throw you off-that's where I hide my food stamps). On a completely unrelated note that really has nothing to do with the story but I wanted to tell you anyways because I think you and I have that type of relationship now, my last girlfriend/hooker/cleaning lady's suggestion that bleach would clear up anal warts was not entirely accurate ... although I do look a lot better in some of my more recent drunken homemade porn movies "art films"
