Katy Perry and Russell Brand at a movie theatre in Hollywood (11/17)
+ Olivia Munn wants you to choose, tits or ass? [
The Superficial]
+
New Victoria's Secret Angel Behati Prinsloo in a bikini [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Kourtney Kardashian is 12 months pregnant [
OK! Magazine]
+ Conan O'Brien and Kirstie Alley are feuding [
Wonderwall]
+ Roman Polanski is being a little bitch again [
IDLYITW]
+ If HBO warnings were honest (funny, worth a click) [
College Humor]
+
Hayden Panettiere is topless and covered in something [Hollywood Tuna]
+ How did I miss these pictures from the Victoria's Secret Show? [
moejackson]
+ Miranda Kerr is a sexy cheetah [
Popoholic]
+ I can't believe Wilmer has pulled this much ass [
CityRag]
+ Jailbait alert! [
A Socialite's Life]
+ Katy Perry's boobies for the 874th time [
Yeeeah!]
+ A little something for the ladies [
popbytes]
+ Taylor Swift continues her world domination [
I'm Not Obsessed]
Katy Perry and Russell Brand out and about in London (11/7)
Are Katy Perry and Russell Brand -- who
only recently starting knocking boots -- getting married soon? Sure, why not. From Bill Zwecker at the
Chicago Sun Times:
As we've been reporting, the romance between comedian and actor Russell Brand and singer Katy Perry is getting hotter by the moment. While house-hunting in L.A., Brand was overheard revealing he's put his London home on the market, expects to marry Perry "very soon" and has become "extremely attached to" Perry's evangelical minister parents -- who have "totally changed my opinion about super-religious-type people," said Brand.
He also said he believes finding Perry has connected him with a true soul mate and made him put an end to his reputation as a womanizing serial dater. "She's the girl," Brand is quoted as gushing, "that's all there is to it."
There's a reason why Russell's become "extremely attached" to a girl like Katy Perry. HINT: it rhymes with "tits." Oh wait, nevermind,
it is tits. The fact that Katy's "evangelical minister parents" have started to take a liking to Russell really shouldn't be that surprising either -- since he looks exactly like a homeless version of their lord and savior.
Katy Perry leaving Russell Brand's home in London (10/3)
As rumored
a few weeks ago, Katy Perry and Russell Brand are dating. And they're pretty serious. They've already taken a trip to Thailand together. You'll never guess how Katy won Russell over. Her sense of humor? Nope. Her charming personality? Nope. Her tits? Yep. A source told
The Sun:
"When they were both in New York for the music awards Russell finally got his chance to work his charm on her. Katy knows his bad boy reputation but could not resist - especially when Russell sent a love poem with a note attached saying, 'Please send me a poem back.'
"Russell killed himself laughing when Katy sent a photo of her boobs with the word 'poem' scrawled across them. The next minute Russell picked up the phone and invited her to Thailand for a secret getaway."
So the guy that looks like the homeless version of Jesus gets to see Katy Perry's tits and I still have to masturbate to old issues of
Boys Life Rosie? Life
just isn't fair. If I'd known when I was younger that hot/famous chicks wanted sickly-looking
guys that dressed like heroine-addicted-vagrants with hair that I'm pretty sure is home to a family of sparrows, I never would have wasted years of my life becoming a world famous cage fighter. *flexes in the mirror*
Katy Perry out and about in New York (9/14)
Both Russell Brand and John Mayer hooked up with Katy Perry last weekend. For those of you keeping track at home, this now means the only famous chick John Mayer hasn't stuck his penis into yet is Blanche from
The Golden Girls. From the
New York Post:
Katy Perry kissed Russell Brand -- and she liked it. The MTV Video Music Awards host was spotted making out with Perry at Lady Gaga's after-party at Avenue -- after joking onstage that he had the hots for her.
The voracious womanizer was seen admiring Perry's cleavage before kissing her as they sat on a banquette. An onlooker at the Meatpacking District hot spot told Page Six, "They were sitting very close together, flirting and whispering to each other with their faces very close. Then Russell leaned in for a long kiss. It didn't look like this was the first time. He was looking extremely pleased with himself."
It was busy weekend for Perry: On Friday, a spy also caught the "I Kissed a Girl" singer locking lips with John Mayer at Gold Bar.
Katy Perry's chest, fame, chest, money, and chest should allow her to nail any guy on the planet. So why would she make out with Russell Brand? If Katy really wanted to hook up with someone as hairy as Jesus, she should have gone out with the 1999 version of Julia Roberts' armpit (disgusting pic
HERE). Besides, making out with Russell is probably a lot like going down on a 70's porn star . . . there's lots of hair and the distinct taste of other men.
Lindsay Lohan outside Sam Ronson's house in the Hollywood Hills (7/12)
This might be rock bottom for Lindsay Lohan -- even Russell "I'll fuck anything with a pulse or that had a pulse within the last hour or so" Brand won't fuck her. Apparently Lindsay's been flirting pretty heavily with Russell at a few Hollywood parties over the past month but Russell wants none of it. The latest rejection occurred at Diddy's
Fourth of July party in Beverly Hills. A source told
The Sun:
"Lindsay is a very good-looking girl and she is used to getting what she wants. Russell has been on her radar for a while now but he doesn’t want anything to do with her. He finds her constant craving for attention and her heavy drinking a turn-off. It’s not like he is short of female attention anyway."
To put it into perspective just how low Lindsay has sunken, this dude once fucked a mannequin because it had nice tits. Russell Brand turning down a woman is like McDonald's turning down a fat kid.
