Rumer Willis at the opening of the D&G flagship boutique in Beverly Hills (12/15)
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Rumer Willis has a crush on her stepdad
Rumer Willis used to have pictures of stepdad Ashton Kutcher on her wall. Awk-ward. She told Cosmo (UK):
"It was strange when mom started seeing Ashton in 2003. I was 15 and he was a real heartthrob - I had pictures of him on my wall! I remember mom saying her new 'friend' was going to hang out with us. I said, 'What's his name?' And she goes, 'Ashton.' And I said, 'Whoa - Ashton Kutcher?' I freaked out a bit and blushed. When he came round, though, it wasn't awkward. I realized I'd never seen my mother happier. It was like watching two 16-year-olds going to the prom!" (Source)
Weird. One minute her index finger is named Ashton Kutcher, and the next her father is. This story's actually got me thinking. What would I do if Adriana Lima suddenly became my stepmom? Besides the obvious "drill a hole in the bathroom wall" and "riffle through her underwear drawer on a daily basis," I'd probably earn myself a lot of spankings.
Rumer and Bruce Willis at Goa (11/29)
Rumer Willis was left embarrassed last Thursday night after she ran into her dad Bruce (with two blondes on his arm) at the opening of Goa in Hollywood. In Touch Weekly says:
Rumer Willis was shocked when she bumped into the one person she didn't want to party with — her dad! Rumer, 19, was dancing and having fun at the opening of Goa in LA on November 29 when she saw her dad, Bruce Willis, 52, show up to the party with two young, hot blondes on his arm! "I have to leave, it's so embarrassing that he is here," an insider says Rumer told a friend. Rumer said that she told her dad to stay and she left the club with her pals.
If Bruce Willis was my dad--and just for the record, he might be--I'd be stoked if he hung out with me (in the hopes of getting his sloppy seconds and thirds). By the way, I had no idea the legal age in clubs these days was 19--oh yeah, she only got in BECAUSE of who her father is! How’s that old saying go? Chicks who look like horses shouldn't look their gift dads in the mouth . . . uhhh something like that.
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I'm not exactly sure what look Rumer Willis is trying to pull off here. Looks to be a mix between "Ewwww, boys are gross" and "Yes, that's a rainbow flag sticker on my bumper." She might as well go all the way and get WNBA season tickets--just like regular basketball minus the excitement!
According to Life & Style Weekly, Ashton Kutcher is concerned that Lindsay Lohan is a bad influence on his stepdaughter Rumer (damn that sounded weird):
"Education is very important to Ashton," a source tells the mag, "and he's afraid Rumer will think partying is better than studying. Rumer has been ignoring Kutcher's advice, reports L&S, and "hanging out" with Lohan at every opportunity. "Rumer can't stop gushing about how cool Lindsay is," a source told the mag. "Rumer feels honored by Lindsay's attention."
Of course Lindsay Lohan's a bad influence on Rumer--SHE'S LINDSAY FREAKING LOHAN. That's like letting your teenage son hang out with is concerned that Lindsay Lohan is a bad influence on his stepdaughter Rumer (damn that sounded weird):
"Education is very important to Ashton," a source tells the mag, "and he's afraid Rumer will think partying is better than studying. Rumer has been ignoring Kutcher's advice, reports L&S, and "hanging out" with Lohan at every opportunity. "Rumer can't stop gushing about how cool Lindsay is," a source told the mag. "Rumer feels honored by Lindsay's attention."
Of course Lindsay Lohan's a bad influence on Rumer--SHE'S LINDSAY FREAKING LOHAN. That's like letting your teenage son hang out with Camel Joe and then worrying that he may be smoking cigarettes.
There's this homeless guy that digs in my trash every night I call "Pete the homeless guy that digs in my trash every night." He can shotgun a fifth of vodka like no one's business and even he's afraid of hanging out with Lohan. I was shooting the shit with him the other night about the latest Hollywood rumors and trends. Anyways, Lindsay's name came up and he broke out into a cold sweat. It was like a bad 'Nam flashback only with way more defecation.
