Rumer Willis

Rumer Willis backstage at Dancing with the Stars in Hollywood (3/30)

I can't say that I've always wanted to see Rumer Willis' ass, but well, there it is. I guess I have to make the best out of a bad situation . . . sigh . . . *unzips pants*

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Rumer Willis outside Secret nightclub in Hollywood (3/26)

If the whole acting thing doesn't work out for Rumer Willis, she would make an amazing hooker. Her car lean is better than a lot of veteran street whores I, um, saw on TV.

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Rumer Willis at Elle's 5th Annual Women in Music concert celebration at Avalon nightclub in Hollywood (4/22)

Rumer Willis donned her finest panty-flashing dress and attended Elle's "Women in Music" event last night in Hollywood. "I'm so glad I attended so I could almost see Rumor Willis' vagina in person," said absolutely no one.

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Rumer Willis leaving the Andy LeCompte Salon in West Hollywood (2/13)

Rumer Willis had the mother of all cameltoes yesterday while leaving a salon in West Hollywood. Her vagina basically ate her dress. Like Jonah Hill at Sizzler. Yes, folks, I have a college degree from a really good university, and I'm writing about vagina-eating dresses. Where did my life go wrong?

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, April 9

Rumer Willis at the Marquee Dayclub Season Grand Opening at the Cosmopolitan Hotel in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Salma Hayek at the Le Monde Enchante De Jacques Demy exhibition opening at La Cinematheque in Paris (pics start here)

Cameron Diaz leaving Whole Foods in L.A. (pics start here)

Rose McGowan leaving a gym in L.A. (pics start here)

Jenna Bush and her husband Henry Hager shopping in Manhattan (pics start here)

Maria Menounos and her boyfriend Keven Undergaro arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Emma Roberts leaving Pavilions supermarket in L.A. (pics start here)

Miranda Kerr taking her son Flynn to ROMP in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Demi Moore leaving a yoga class in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Paula Abdul shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jeremy Renner and Christian Bale filming Abscam in Lynn, Massachusetts (pics start here)

Heidi Klum leaving a hotel in Manhattan (pics start here)

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Demi Moore leaving Starbucks in Miami (12/9)

Congrats Demi Moore: Your daughters pretty much hate you. Hey, at least you don't have to buy them anything for Christmas now. From the New York Daily News:
Following her well-publicized off-the-wall behavior during Miami's Art Basel, the small progress Demi Moore made patching things up with her daughters, Rumer, Scout and Tallulah, has come to a halt.

"Rumer is really the one making the decision to do this as the oldest ... Around the time Bruce [Willis]'s wife Emma (Heming) had the baby, it was this scary sense of, 'Demi went off her rocker again,'" says our source.

"Bruce is now very much out of the spotlight and the kids were very happy about that. They started feeling that Demi needs to stay home and be more of a mother. She checked into rehab and they'd always been pushing for her to do that. (But) After Art Basel, she came out partying and dancing on tables again."

The source adds that Demi's last boy toy, 26-year-old Vito Schnabel, runs in the same circles with Rumer Willis, and she was absolutely mortified about the fling.

"The kids are old enough to band together, Rumer being the ringleader," says the insider. Our insider says Moore is also harboring animosity toward her girls because she feels they took Kutcher's side after the split. According to our insider, "The family is very much divided."
Wow, the Willis girls just can't be pleased by mother dearest. Rumor and the other stupid-name sisters were upset when Demi laid down for a guy they clearly masturbated to, then they were upset when Captain Douchebag left the asylum. So what's a girl to do? Demi catches dudes the only way a 50-year-old knows how to: as the engine of the party train. The old bat has needs that only 20-something-year-olds can satisfy. Maybe if her daughters weren't so busy pleasuring themselves to That 70's Show reruns, they'd realize how selfish they've been.

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  • Demi Moore Daughter Problems 1
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Rumer Willis in Miami (11/8)

After being spotted in Maui last Saturday, Flynet says that's "singer Rumer Willis hitting the beach in Miami after performing with her band on Thursday." Wait, singer? Really? Oh, I get it. I'm a pirate! See how fun it is to play make-believe?

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Rumer Willis bikini pics! (Maui - 11/3)

I don't even know why you'd want to see this, but here's Rumer Willis in a bikini in Maui on Saturday. Um, cool, I guess. As an exciting follow-up to this, maybe we can all go to the dentist and get root canals.

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Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, August 15

Rumer Willis leaving the DMV in L.A. (pics start here)

Jordin Sparks at a screening of Sparkle at the Tribeca Grand Hotel in New York (pics start here)

Natalie Portman out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Jordana Brewster shopping in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell at the premiere of Hit & Run at Regal Cinemas L.A. Live (pics start here)

Ciara out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

Christina Applegate and Maya Rudolph filming Up All Knight in L.A. (pics start here)

Dwight Howard out and about in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Kevin Jonas and wife Danielle Deleasa arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Actresses Mercedes Masohn and Helena Mattsson (666 Park Avenue) shopping in New York (pics start here)

Lana Del Rey leaving Urth Caffe in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Imogen Thomas leaving Nobu Berkeley in London (pics start here)

Dean Cain arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

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Ashton Kutcher is a dick

No shock here, but Ashton Kutcher's former stepdaughters Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah Willis all hate him now for cheating on their mom. Welcome to life, kids. An insider told Mike Walker:
"When news surfaced a year ago that Ashton had been unfaithful, the girls refused to believe it. But when the scandal resurfaced, his 'daughters' confronted 'Dad' for the truth - but Ashton LIED to them, flatly denying he'd cheated. Even though he's been in the girls' lives for more than eight years, and had hoped to continue being the girls' 'second dad,' they now want NOTHING to do with him. He's tried numerous times to contact them, but they refuse to respond."
Oh no, these girls feel so betrayed by someone that was in their lives for a whole "eight years." How will they ever cope? Newsflash Rumor, Scout and Tullulah: the world is full of disappointments and injustices -- just look at your first names. The bottom line is that these three should be more upset with their real dad, Bruce Willis. I mean seriously, did they even see Cop Out (2010)?

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