Rumer Willis

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Rumer Willis' new tat

Rumer Willis actually got a tattoo to commemorate winning the last season of Dancing with the Stars (pic via her instagram). A tattoo to celebrate beating Redfoo, that gay football player, and Suzanne Somers on a dancing reality show. I know, embarrassing. What's she gonna do when she actually accomplishes something in life? "Dad, I just won an Oscar so I'm piercing my labia!"


Paparazzi photos from Wednesday, May 20

Rumer Willis backstage at Dancing with the Stars studios in Hollywood (pics start here)

Jennifer Lawrence leaving Rite-Aid in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Jake Gyllenhaal having dinner at Tetou restaurant in Cannes, France (pics start here)

Heather Graham leaving Gracias Madre Restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Rihanna out and about in New York (pics start here)

Angelina Jolie and her kids leaving a park in L.A. (pics start here)

Vanessa Hudgens leaving her apartment in New York (pics start here)

Robert Pattinson riding a bike in New York (pics start here)

Actress Dascha Polanco (Orange Is the New Black) leaving The Nice Guy in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Sienna Miller leaving the Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc in Antibes, France (pics start here)

Lucy Hale leaving Gracias Madre Restaurant in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Anne Hathaway out and about in New York (pics start here)

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Rumer Willis backstage at Dancing with the Stars in Hollywood (3/30)

I can't say that I've always wanted to see Rumer Willis' ass, but well, there it is. I guess I have to make the best out of a bad situation . . . sigh . . . *unzips pants*

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Rumer Willis outside Secret nightclub in Hollywood (3/26)

If the whole acting thing doesn't work out for Rumer Willis, she would make an amazing hooker. Her car lean is better than a lot of veteran street whores I, um, saw on TV.

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Rumer Willis at Elle's 5th Annual Women in Music concert celebration at Avalon nightclub in Hollywood (4/22)

Rumer Willis donned her finest panty-flashing dress and attended Elle's "Women in Music" event last night in Hollywood. "I'm so glad I attended so I could almost see Rumor Willis' vagina in person," said absolutely no one.

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Rumer Willis leaving the Andy LeCompte Salon in West Hollywood (2/13)

Rumer Willis had the mother of all cameltoes yesterday while leaving a salon in West Hollywood. Her vagina basically ate her dress. Like Jonah Hill at Sizzler. Yes, folks, I have a college degree from a really good university, and I'm writing about vagina-eating dresses. Where did my life go wrong?

*30 Rumer Willis pictures total in the gallery:

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, April 9

Rumer Willis at the Marquee Dayclub Season Grand Opening at the Cosmopolitan Hotel in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Salma Hayek at the Le Monde Enchante De Jacques Demy exhibition opening at La Cinematheque in Paris (pics start here)

Cameron Diaz leaving Whole Foods in L.A. (pics start here)

Rose McGowan leaving a gym in L.A. (pics start here)

Jenna Bush and her husband Henry Hager shopping in Manhattan (pics start here)

Maria Menounos and her boyfriend Keven Undergaro arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Emma Roberts leaving Pavilions supermarket in L.A. (pics start here)

Miranda Kerr taking her son Flynn to ROMP in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Demi Moore leaving a yoga class in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Paula Abdul shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jeremy Renner and Christian Bale filming Abscam in Lynn, Massachusetts (pics start here)

Heidi Klum leaving a hotel in Manhattan (pics start here)

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Demi Moore leaving Starbucks in Miami (12/9)

Congrats Demi Moore: Your daughters pretty much hate you. Hey, at least you don't have to buy them anything for Christmas now. From the New York Daily News:
Following her well-publicized off-the-wall behavior during Miami's Art Basel, the small progress Demi Moore made patching things up with her daughters, Rumer, Scout and Tallulah, has come to a halt.

"Rumer is really the one making the decision to do this as the oldest ... Around the time Bruce [Willis]'s wife Emma (Heming) had the baby, it was this scary sense of, 'Demi went off her rocker again,'" says our source.

"Bruce is now very much out of the spotlight and the kids were very happy about that. They started feeling that Demi needs to stay home and be more of a mother. She checked into rehab and they'd always been pushing for her to do that. (But) After Art Basel, she came out partying and dancing on tables again."

The source adds that Demi's last boy toy, 26-year-old Vito Schnabel, runs in the same circles with Rumer Willis, and she was absolutely mortified about the fling.

"The kids are old enough to band together, Rumer being the ringleader," says the insider. Our insider says Moore is also harboring animosity toward her girls because she feels they took Kutcher's side after the split. According to our insider, "The family is very much divided."
Wow, the Willis girls just can't be pleased by mother dearest. Rumor and the other stupid-name sisters were upset when Demi laid down for a guy they clearly masturbated to, then they were upset when Captain Douchebag left the asylum. So what's a girl to do? Demi catches dudes the only way a 50-year-old knows how to: as the engine of the party train. The old bat has needs that only 20-something-year-olds can satisfy. Maybe if her daughters weren't so busy pleasuring themselves to That 70's Show reruns, they'd realize how selfish they've been.

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Rumer Willis in Miami (11/8)

After being spotted in Maui last Saturday, Flynet says that's "singer Rumer Willis hitting the beach in Miami after performing with her band on Thursday." Wait, singer? Really? Oh, I get it. I'm a pirate! See how fun it is to play make-believe?

*36 Rumer Willis bikini pictures total in the gallery:

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Rumer Willis bikini pics! (Maui - 11/3)

I don't even know why you'd want to see this, but here's Rumer Willis in a bikini in Maui on Saturday. Um, cool, I guess. As an exciting follow-up to this, maybe we can all go to the dentist and get root canals.

*30 Rumer Willis bikini pictures total in the gallery:

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