I love it when celebrities use their kids to make political points. In this case we have Rosie O'Donnell's daughter Vivienne wearing a [live] ammunition belt I'm sure to protest the War in Iraq or something. Though maybe I'm being a bit unfair. Maybe little Vivienne is just fed up with the Bush Administration's marginalizing foreign policy and its repudiation of the multilateralism that flowered in the post World War II. Yeah, I'm sure that's it.
Thanks Michael K
According to sources, Rosie O'Donnell is said to have "her eye" on the soon-to-be-vacant Price is Right hosting gig. Last last year, Bob Barker announced the upcoming season of the venerable game show would be his last. From this morning's New York Daily News:
Rosie O'Donnell is dying for a game show, we hear. Word is that "Price" producers aren't in love with any of the current host contenders - George Hamilton, Mark Steines, Todd Newton and Mario Lopez have been mentioned - but retiring host Bob Barker "is adamant that Rosie not get the gig," according to a source. (Source)
From Bob Barker to Rosie O'Donnell. From a lovable old guy to a crazy-psycho-lesbian- conspiracy-theorist-bitch. AWESOME!! Are you guys as excited as I am about this? I can picture it now, Rosie--in all of her rotund glory--quizzing a contestant on the price of a bag of cookies. But the bag would be half-eaten. And Rosie would have cookie crumbs all over her blouse. And then the producers would be like "Dammit Rosie, not again!" God it'd be great.
Apparently Rosie O'Donnell has this Q&A page on her official site. I use the term "Q&A" very loosely as the page is more of a place for Rosie's retarded fans to leave comments about 9/11 conspiracy theories than to ask actual questions. Actually not everyone's a fan as this comment so brilliantly demonstrates:
Maeve writes:You stupid, stupid bitch. Shut up. You are an ignoramus. You don’t “love the troops”. You hate America. Feck off, & go to Iran, where they love the lesbians. See how you’re treated.
Rosie's response:
mavevmcfsdden@yahoo.comhow dare u
What an immature bitch! She's like a 14-year-old trapped in a 45-year-old's body. Or maybe three 45-year-old's bodies would be more accurate. Get it? Because she's fat.
NOTE: I was going to post all of Rosie's contact information on this post but after like a half-hour of searching I didn't find shit. I know she lives in New York. Anyone out there have anything? Send it to me
Following Rosie O'Donnell's announcement this morning that she's quitting The View, the big question floating around Hollywood today is who will take the rotund host's spot on the daytime talk show. Well don't look to me for an answer, I don't work for ABC. I mean, Jesus Christ, what is this a freakin' interrogation? If it was up to me, I'd buy about 240 pounds of lard, paint a face on it, and call it a day. "Rosie's back!" stay at home moms would yell.
While we're pondering Rosie's replacement, here's a compilation of classic Rosie moments (more after the jump). Enjoy!
Rosie O'Donnell was voted off ... errrr quit The View this morning. As much as she's been disparaged over the last few years, you gotta give her credit, her appearance really did advance the cause of obese chicks worldwide. Now I don't feel like an asshole for making fun of those freaks! Thanks Rosie!
ehh, I guess that joke worked better with Heather Mills
On this Friday's episode of The View, Rosie O'Donnell opens up about her ongoing struggle with depression. Medication, yoga, and hanging upside down for up to 30 minutes a day (wtf?), are just some of the strategies employed by Rosie to help cope with the blues. The revelation about her depression should come as no surprise to the three of you that used to read Rosie Magazine (Rosie called herself "one of the haunted" in a 2001 issue of the now-defunct mag). The "portly" host first sought treatment for her depression after the 1999 massacre at Columbine high school:
"I couldn't stop crying," she says in the upcoming episode of The View, "I stayed in my room. The lights were off. I couldn't get out of bed, and that's when I started taking medication."It's also when, she says, she started yoga and "inversion therapy," in which she hangs upside down by a swing for 15 to 30 minutes a day - something she demonstrates on Friday's program. (Source)
You have to hand it to your's truly for finding this candid shot of Rosie mid-therapy. Shower me with praise. And maybe some gift certificates (hint: Chilis). But do me a favor--no more so-called "sexy pictures" if you're not gonna even bother to flash a little nipple.
Hundreds of people are pissed today at Rosie O'Donnell for screwing up their summer vacation plans; they were bumped from a Norwegian cruise they had book for this coming July because Rosie chartered the entire boat for her "Gay and Lesbian Family Cruise." Norwegian officials issued a statement yesterday apologizing for the change in plans as well as offering $50 in shipboard credit to anyone affected by Rosie's big gay charter. That's simply not good enough for Carol Farina, whose 50-person entourage booked 16 staterooms a year in advance (get ready to break out the tissues):
Farina said her granddaughter Jessica DeGonzague, who suffers from lupus, a chronic immune disorder, had been hoping to celebrate her 16th birthday at sea. "She chose not to have a Sweet 16 party like all her friends. She just wanted her whole family around on the cruise. Now she's so disappointed. I feel so bad for her." (Source)
From what I gather these people have two choices: delay their vacation an extra week or join Rosie O'Donnell on a gay and lesbian cruise. Hmmmm, tough choice. Or not. Seriously, these people are angry they couldn't go on Rosie's big gay cruise? I'd rather be raped by a pineapple.
Rosie O'Donnell took time off from her busy schedule of calories and trans-fats to blast Anna Nicole Smith just a few hours before her death. Some people (me!) are claiming that it was Rosie's rant that finally pushed Anna over the edge. Ughhh, that's so outrageous I won't even dignify that 100% true statement with a response. You crazy conspiracy theorists sicken me.
Libel is fun! And lawsuity!
Leave it to Donald to add fuel to the fire that is The View. After reading about the supposed backstage spat between Barbara Walters and Rosie O'Donnell, Trump took it upon himself to fill Rosie in on the truth. I'm going to blockquote a nice little section of the letter, but the entire thing is comedic gold and you should read it after the jump.
To be exact, she said that 'working with her is like living in hell' and, more pointedly, 'Donald never get into the mud with pigs' and, 'don't worry, she won't be here for long.'
I think I'm going to call this the Trump triple play. When you think about it, this might destroy The View (hopefully I'm on to Donald's secret plan!) because any which way people are going to be pissed off. This letter is so insidiously crafted it's scary, kind of like my Uncle Bob's ice cream truck conversion. You would be surprised how easy it is to mount a dentist's chair in the back of one of those things if you remove one of the freezers. Don't worry, it still plays songs and draws a nice crowd at the local elementary school.
I know my last three posts have had a general lack of skin, but stick with me for one more. Our favorite portly lesbian comic Rosie O'Donnell recently lashed out at "The View" co-host Barbara Walters over something she may or may not have said:
Both "View" producer Bill Geddie and Walters tried to calm O'Donnell. Walters told her, "I did everything I could to squash the story" - prompting Rosie to scream, "You didn't call me for 10 goddamn days, and you didn't tell me what you were going to say on television!"
How crazy is she?! Rosie's flipping out over something that Trump attributed to Walters, not something Walters actually said. Usually when you're feuding with someone you take everything they say with a grain of salt, unlike penis-envy Rosie who seems desperate to choke down whatever Trump sticks down her throat.
This whole situation reminds me of when I met this "22 year old SWF athletic" babe off of Craigslist. I showed up to a 5'4" 160lb monster and she told me "you're supposed to take personal listings with a grain of salt ... I just like the salty taste." Hell yes, I hit it.
