Rosie O'Donnell in Miami (2/10)
+ Hayden Panettiere looking hot as hell [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Christina Ricci in a see through top (site NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Amanda Bynes to die this year [The Blemish]
+ The most risque celebrity swimsuits [Celebuzz]
+ Analu Campos looking absolutely gorgeous [Brobible]
+ A little something for the pre-teens [Socialite Life]
+ Leo DiCaprio is banging "multiple women" [Evil Beet]
+ Rihanna got some weed for Valentine's Day [Cele|bitchy]
+ Karolina Kurkova gets leggy [I'm Not Obsessed]
BIKINI PICS OF THE DAY: Nicki Minaj's ridiculous booty in a bikini
*11 Rosie O'Donnell pictures total in the gallery:
Rosie O'Donnell had a heart attack
Rosie O'Donnell admitted on her blog yesterday that she had a heart attack last week:
i became nauseousWow, scary. If a heart attack can strike someone in picture perfect health like Rosie O'Donnell (I mean, seriously, can she stop talking for one second about how fun triathlons are?), it can literally strike anyone. None of us are safe.
my skin was clammy
i was very very hot
i threw up
i did not call 911
50% of women having heart attacks never call 911
200,000 women die of heart attacks
every year in the US
by some miracle i was not one of them
the next day i went to a cardiologist
the dr did an EKG and sent me to the hospital
where a stent was put in
my LAD was 99% blocked
they call this type of heart attack
the Widow maker
i am lucky to be here
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley at the Moet & Chandon Etoile Awards in London (9/19)
Mentioned last month that Rosie O'Donnell (coincidence: the woman above is also named Rosie) has a hot new girlfriend, "sexy" businesswoman Michelle Rounds. They've only been dating for a few months, but Rosie's already giving her the "cupcake treatment": she wants to be in her, near her, and around her at all times. Which, shockingly, isn't going too well. From the National Enquirer:
"The warp speed at which Rosie has been pursing Michelle has left her head spinning," revealed a source. "But Rosie just won't let up! While the romance is still in the puppy love stage, Rosie is like a giddy teenager and her behavior is verging on obsession."Either this Michelle chick has fingers like Arsenio Hall or she's sporting a double-jointed tongue -- why else would Rosie be so infatuated with her? Let's just hope for Michelle's sake that she has the one trait that's required of any woman that dates Rosie:
She's been calling and texting Michelle "constantly, just to check in" even when her girlfriend is at work! "Michelle has a busy, stressful job as a headhunter for firms seeking information technology professionals," explained the source. "And to have Rosie pestering her at work isn't sitting well with her bosses and colleagues, especially when she's interrupted during important meetings." (Print Edition)
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Rosie O'Donnell has a new girlfriend
C'mon you didn't think I'd let the whole week go by without at least one ultra-sexy story, did you? Take it away Chicago Sun Times:
Now we know the identity of the beautiful, mysterious blonde who has been spotted at Rosie O’Donnell’s side on several occasions, including the TV talker’s house hunting here. The new gal pal is Michelle Rounds, a top headhunter who specializes in information technology companies. The duo met a few months ago at a New York Starbucks.This story just goes to prove that money and fame can get ANYONE laid. I mean, if this Michelle chick really is decent looking, she could probably hook up with a ton of other lesbians that are better-looking than Rosie -- like Amber Heard or Justin Bieber. Of course, on a certain level, it does kind of make sense that Rosie's so popular with the ladies. As someone who grew up so close to New Jersey, she's probably really good at the fist pump.
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Uh oh, I think she's hungry
Is Rosie O'Donnell a bitch who is determined to go through life making people as miserable as her? Yes, yes she is. You totally nailed it. From the National Enquirer:
Big-mouth busybody Rosie O'Donnell, killing time at the O'Hare airport bar/lounge when her flight out of Chicago was delayed, took matters into her own hands when she spotted two girls ordering beers, walked up after they were served "and started lecturing them indignantly," says a source. "She carped that even though the bartender didn't card them, she wasn't letting the get away with it. She told them underage people should not be drinking - and warned them of the dangers of premature boozing." But Rosie's jaw dropped fast when the "youngsters" started giggling uncontrollably and explained they were both -- at ages 24 and 27 -- well above legal age!Uh, I'm pretty sure Rosie's intent wasn't to "lecture" these 20-something-year-old chicks about the dangers of underage drinking. Her intent was to pick up on them. It's called a "neg" (see here). Of course, if Rosie had actually wanted a shot with these two, she wouldn't have criticized their drinking -- she would have encouraged it. Worked for me in college.
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Rosie O'Donnell could have nailed Petra Nemcova
I don't know how I missed this yesterday in the story about Rosie O'Donnell almost hooking up with Angelina Jolie, but she almost hooked up with Petra Nemcova as well. Of course she did. Why wouldn't a smoking hot supermodel be attracted to a cranky old lesbian? From the San Francisco Chronicle:
Rosie O'Donnell missed the chance to date a supermodel after failing to pick up love signals from Petra Nemcova when the stunner was a guest on her chat show.OK, I could believe the Angelina story -- she's crazy enough to do pretty much anything with anyone (rumor is she once fucked the 3000-year-old mummified corpse of an Egyptian pharaoh she purchased off the black market). But Petra Nemcova is pushing it. Clearly Rosie is spreading these sexy rumors to make her ex-wife Kelli jealous. Hell, I did the same thing with my last ex-girlfriend, telling everyone that I nailed the entire Swedish Bikini Team during Spring Break. In reality, it was only half, but you should have seen how mad she got. What a bitch!
O'Donnell, who recently split from her wife Kelli Carpenter, insists she'd never date another celebrity - but she could have hooked up with the Czech beauty.
O'Donnell tells U.S. radio host Howard Stern her staff members made it clear that Nemcova, who has never confessed to being gay, was hitting on her - but the host was too focused on interviewing her to notice.
She says, "You would have to have a neon sign that said 'Rosie, I'm hitting on you' for me to get it... She did give me her phone number and we did talk on the phone a couple of times."
NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of Petra Nemcova's boobs, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
Rosie O'Donnell almost nailed Angelina Jolie
Yesterday on the Howard Stern Show, Rosie O'Donnell admitted the unthinkable. She could have banged Angelina Jolie. GTFOOH. From Us Weekly:
"She gave me her phone number," O'Donnell recalls.Angelina Jolie. Rosie O'Donnell. Naked. Together. Scissoring. *shudders* It's gonna take hours of smoking hot lesbian porn to get that image out of my head. Hours. There goes my Saturday. *sigh*
"We talked on the phone two or three times, but that was that . . .There was a tentative plan to have dinner that never came through." she said. "I was a little afraid of her. She's scary in a sexual kind of way. I have dreams about her a lot still."
Rosie O'Donnell and her new female friend in Miami (10/25)
Remember ladies, if Rosie O'Donnell ever attacks you from behind and puts you in a headlock, you bite.* And then you run like hell. Make sure to put some distance between you and her -- 75 feet or so -- before you call the police. It'll take Rosie a good 15 minutes to catch up to you. By that time, the police will have already arrived and arrested her.
*demonstrated nicely above yesterday in Miami by Rosie's new friend/victim. Great form.