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Despite what the New York Post's Cindy Adams wrote on Monday, Rosie O'Donnell did not break up with her lesbian partner Kelli Carpenter. Dammit. I guess it's probably a good thing. I don't think my penis could handle both a single Megan Fox and Rosie O'Donnell. A rep for O'Donnell told Us Weekly:

"Rosie thinks that Cindy Adams is a lesbian but she doesn't know it yet. She's going to leave Kelli for Cindy Adams."

Adams reported Monday that the pair — who have been with each other since 1997 — "may not be so together anymore."

O'Donnell, 46, and Carpenter, 41, tied the knot in San Francisco in 2004. Together, they're raising adopted children Parker, 13; Chelsea, 11; and Blake, 8. They also have biological daughter Vivienne Rose, 5. (Source)

Sure Rosie claims Kelli and her are still together but it's only a matter of time before Kelli goes the way of Brian Austin Green. Sexpots like Rosie can't be expected to be tied to just one woman. Rosie's got to play the field, sow her wild oats . . . and then bake those oats into a delicious sponge cake with creamy icing and bacon on top. Mmmmmm, bacon.

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Rosie will literally hold this pose for hours until an unsuspecting pastry passes by her mouth

Looks like that letter-writing campaign we started to get Fran Drescher and Rosie O'Donnell their own TV show paid off! Late last week, Fran revealed to In Touch Weekly:

"[Rosie and I are] in development for a new sitcom called The New Thirty. It's basically about middle-aged women on the verge of a midlife crisis. We play old high school friends — who live in the same building in Manhattan — who are living very different lives . . . It's kind of Sex and the City but we ain't getting any! It'll probably be more like The Odd Couple; I'll be Oscar and she'll be Felix . . . I love Rosie and I've known her for many, many years. I'd trust her with my life and with my business!"

I'd say this show is going to "suck" but that'd be an insult to all of the hard working actresses in the San Fernando Valley. Whose idea was it to put these two together? The only thing worse than watching Rosie O'Donnell is listening to Fran Drescher. That cackle of hers is so grating it puts hyenas into heat. BTW, if the creators really want to use the word "thirty" in the show's title, perhaps a better name for the series would be: "See if you can get through the next thirty minutes without your ears bleeding."

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That's how Rosie catches unsuspecting donuts

Rosie O'Donnell is returning to daytime television, appearing as a guest on today's Rachael Ray Show. MSNBC says:

Ray is a longtime fan of O'Donnell's and even brought back many of the creature comforts from the "Rosie O'Donnell Show" set, right down to O'Donnell's former musical sidekick, John McDaniel. O'Donnell and McDaniel joined forces for a musical number, but the appearance wasn't all song and dance.

O'Donnell told Ray that she no longer harbors a crush on Tom Cruise, and e-mailed to tell him as much. "Tom knows, I wrote him an e-mail: 'Sorry it's happened, I didn't think it would.' Send." (Source)

With Rosie and Rachel in the same frame, you've got to wonder if the cameraman for that episode is going to be forced to use a wide angle lens. And is it really a good idea to put Rosie around all that free food backstage? That's like dropping Paris Hilton off at the "Thunder from Down Under" show in Vegas. Both are going to end up with their mouth's full . . . and an inability to walk for a week.

DID YOU KNOW? To celebrate "Green Week" at the end of last month, Rosie ate 14 gallons of mint chip ice cream.

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Rosie O'Donnell, Clay Aiken, and Kelli Carpenter in New York (3/11)

After seeing this picture of Rosie O'Donnell, Clay Aiken, and Rosie's girlfriend Kelli Carpenter in New York on Tuesday, I dare you to go to sleep tonight.

Rosie O'Donnell in Figure magazine

Kudos to the photoshop artists over at Figure magazine ("Sexy Fashions for Well-Shaped Girls"). Cake frosting on the upper lip can be a bit tricky at times to airbrush out.

Rosie O'Donnell back to television?

Rosie O'Donnell may be back on TV very soon. MSNBC is considering giving the former View co-host the 9 p.m. slot opposite heavyweights Larry King Live on CNN and Hannity & Colmes on Fox News. O'Donnell's show would replace the underperforming Live with Dan Abrams. The New York Times says:

But NBC executives, speaking on condition of anonymity because the conversations are continuing, cautioned that there were many elements of a potential deal yet to be resolved. These include when such a show would appear, what Ms. O'Donnell would be paid, and whether she would also be seen on the NBC broadcast network.

s. O'Donnell alluded somewhat cryptically to a possible new job in a speech she gave at a book-signing on Sunday night in Miami, according to a report that appeared on a website, lyingonthebeach.com. A podcast on that site described Ms. O'Donnell as saying that she would soon begin competing against "the guy with the suspenders and the long, long face," an obvious reference to Mr. King. (Source)

Talk show? The only program suitable for Rosie O'Donnell's "talents" is a competitive eating show. Can't you see it, Rosie stuffing hotdog after hotd--sorry--pink taco after pink taco into her gaping mouth. Think of all the guest stars she could have! One episode might feature Kirstie Alley vs. Oprah, the next, John Travolta vs. Vince Vaughn. And then just to switch things up she could pit Nicole Ritchie against Amy Winehouse in a sort of "bizzaro eating contest" to see who could throw up first after eating an entire half of half a hot dog. Writer's strike?! Hah! I'm full of good ideas for Hollywood!

I love it when celebrities use their kids to make political points. In this case we have Rosie O'Donnell's daughter Vivienne wearing a [live] ammunition belt I'm sure to protest the War in Iraq or something. Though maybe I'm being a bit unfair. Maybe little Vivienne is just fed up with the Bush Administration's marginalizing foreign policy and its repudiation of the multilateralism that flowered in the post World War II. Yeah, I'm sure that's it.

Thanks Michael K

According to sources, Rosie O'Donnell is said to have "her eye" on the soon-to-be-vacant Price is Right hosting gig. Last last year, Bob Barker announced the upcoming season of the venerable game show would be his last. From this morning's New York Daily News:

Rosie O'Donnell is dying for a game show, we hear. Word is that "Price" producers aren't in love with any of the current host contenders - George Hamilton, Mark Steines, Todd Newton and Mario Lopez have been mentioned - but retiring host Bob Barker "is adamant that Rosie not get the gig," according to a source. (Source)

From Bob Barker to Rosie O'Donnell. From a lovable old guy to a crazy-psycho-lesbian- conspiracy-theorist-bitch. AWESOME!! Are you guys as excited as I am about this? I can picture it now, Rosie--in all of her rotund glory--quizzing a contestant on the price of a bag of cookies. But the bag would be half-eaten. And Rosie would have cookie crumbs all over her blouse. And then the producers would be like "Dammit Rosie, not again!" God it'd be great.

Apparently Rosie O'Donnell has this Q&A page on her official site. I use the term "Q&A" very loosely as the page is more of a place for Rosie's retarded fans to leave comments about 9/11 conspiracy theories than to ask actual questions. Actually not everyone's a fan as this comment so brilliantly demonstrates:

Maeve writes:

You stupid, stupid bitch. Shut up. You are an ignoramus. You don’t “love the troops”. You hate America. Feck off, & go to Iran, where they love the lesbians. See how you’re treated.

Rosie's response:

mavevmcfsdden@yahoo.com

how dare u

What an immature bitch! She's like a 14-year-old trapped in a 45-year-old's body. Or maybe three 45-year-old's bodies would be more accurate. Get it? Because she's fat.

NOTE: I was going to post all of Rosie's contact information on this post but after like a half-hour of searching I didn't find shit. I know she lives in New York. Anyone out there have anything? Send it to me