Robert Pattinson mobbed by fans on the set of Remember Me in New York (6/15)
Twilight star Robert Pattinson was almost killed this morning in New York. After emerging from Strand Bookstore, the actor was basically attacked by a group of teen girls (boy If I had a nickel...).
RadarOnline has the rest:
It was pouring rain as [Pattinson's security team] tried to hustle him quickly across the busy street to the safety of his trailer.
Some of the teen girls were hysterical and Rob rushed across the road. As he did so, a taxi grazed him. The cabbie slammed on his brakes as soon as he realized what had happened.
It appeared as if the cab hit Rob in the hip. He stood there for a moment looking stunned. The bodyguard next to him checked if he was okay and then screamed at the fans: "You see what you did, you almost killed him!"
Would it'd be ironic if Robert had died? Through some crazy turn of events, his biggest fan -- the person least likely to do harm to him -- actually ends up killing him. Reminds me a lot of that hooker I dumped in the desert last year.
Megan Fox at the premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen in Tokyo (6/8)
Megan Fox is definitely single. She confirmed her status to Australia's
Daily Telegraph:
"I am not in a committed relationship right now. I really don't know anything about being single yet, really. I've been reading a lot and listening to music and trying just to work on myself. I was with someone from the time I was 18, so I've never been forced to take care of myself. I've always had someone doing that for me.
"Right now there's no space in my head for who's going to be next or how I need to fill my time. I'm just trying to be comfortable with who I am before I get into another relationship. (Otherwise) I will be Elizabeth Taylor by the time I'm 60 and I don't want to do that.''
E! is reporting that
Twilight's Robert Pattinson may be to blame for Megan
calling off her engagement to boyfriend Brian Austin Green. Pattinson supposedly tapped that ass last year:
A knowledgeable and well-established source who worked extensively on Jennifer's Body with Megan claims that M.F. was running her mouth about how she "hooked up" with Robert Pattinson. Interpret that how you will. Supposedly, this was around the time Meg and Bri had called off their engagement.
"Megan was totally into [Rob] and thought he was really cute," snitches our high-up, on-the-set sleuth. "But nothing ever went further than one night they were together. He totally blew her off."
And now there's rumors that Pattinson is dating his
Twilight costar Kristen Stewart (the chick that
constantly looks high). He chose that bitch over Megan Fox. Incredible. Robert could walk around San Francisco with a rainbow-colored dildo that shot fireworks sticking out of his ass and that'd be less gay than picking Kristen Stewart over Megan Fox.
Dakota Fanning outside the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York (2/2)
Is anybody else a little freaked out hearing that Dakota Fanning has a crush on somebody? Didn't she turn 6, like, last month? From
Star:
Dakota Fanning has her eye on some fresh blood — Rob Pattinson! It was her crush on the Twilight cutie, and not career goals, that made her ask her managers to get her a part in the upcoming sequel, New Moon.
"Dakota is very determined, and she gets what she wants," a source tells Star. "Right now she has her laser focus on Rob."
Even though Dakota, 14, knows she's too young for anything serious with the 22-year-old, "She likes to flirt. She just wants to have some fun!" (Source)
Why is it when Dakota insists on spending a lot of time with someone it's called being "very determined" but when I do it it's called "violating a restraining order"? Seeing Dakota pull a stunt like this just to get a guy has to make one wonder if she's on her way to becoming the next Lindsay or Britney. Something else one might wonder: where were these horny 14-year-olds when I
was a senior in college was in eight grade?
