Rob Kardashian


Rob Kardashian leaving Kris Jenner's office in L.A. (2/19)

Sorry guys, the folks at E! wanted me to pass along this press release: The role of "Rob Kardashian" in the upcoming 8th season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians will now be played by a giant piece of cake.

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  • Rob Kardashian Fat 1
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Rita Ora cheated on Rob Kardashian with 20 guys

A Kardashian calling someone out for their questionable moral behavior? Now I've seen everything. Via the San Francisco Chronicle:
Reality TV star Rob Kardashian appears to have accused British singer Rita Ora of cheating on him during their romance in an angry Twitter.com rant hours after news of their break-up hit headlines.

The scorned TV personality tweeted, "She cheated on me with nearly 20 dudes while we were together, I wonder how many she will sleep with now that we apart? But I mean 20?!!! How can a woman who is so busy trying to start her own career have time to be with so many dudes all while in a relationship?!

"I'm actually disgusted a woman could give up her body to more than 20 dudes in less than a year's time while trying to start a career."

The tweets have since been deleted, but not before his sister Khloe weighed in on the controversy, writing, "Cheaters never prosper @RobKardashian ill (I'll) be home today... Try and smile little brother."
Did you guys catch that little tidbit at the end? "Cheaters never prosper @whinyloser..." Right, because the Kardashians have been the model of elegance and civility over the years. There's nothing that says "royalty" like being a baby factory for drunks or being Ray J's urinal for a night. Hey, if you squint hard enough you can totally mistake any Kardashian for Kate Middleton . . . as long as you ignore the army of naked athletes standing in line waiting their turn. Now that we know that Robert has a problem with women who lack morality, gag reflexes, and sharp ears for music, I can only imagine how uncomfortable this year's Kardashian Kristmas gathering/Home Shopping Network Special will be. I'll bet a certain one of his sisters is getting a pistol-whipping in her stocking this year.

*5 Rita Ora pictures total in the gallery:

  • Rita Ora Cheater 1
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Rob Kardashian has no shame

Reps from USC are denying Rob Kardashian's claim that he'll be attending law school there "very soon." Wow, that's gonna make class pretty awkward. From Newsday:
"There's no substance to his tweets," a representative for the USC Gould School of Law told Newsday, adding that the head of the school's public relations department had tweeted four times to deny Kardashian's claims.

"News to us," read the first of four tweets from the school, with the final one noting that "Rob Kardashian hasn't even applied to USC Law."

Kardashian, 25, the brother of Kim, Khloe and Kourtney, tweeted this week that he was going to be attending USC law school ("Going to Law School very soon and so excited and can't wait! School just never ends for me! #UniversityofSouthernCal #Trojans #FightOn").
What's that? A Kardashian thinks he or she is entitled to claim something that is simply not true? The hell you say. Look, I don't blame the little scumbag for thinking that way -- he did crap out of Kris K's retirement taco, after all. What surprises me is that Rob isn't running around telling even bigger lies: "Hey, did you hear my sister Kim values personality over looks and is especially attracted to Jewish guys with no athletic ability?"

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  • Rob Kardashian Law School 1
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Khloe Kardashian really loves cake(s)

Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries, Kris Jenner, and Rob Kardashian went wedding cake-tasting at Hansen's Cakes in Beverly Hills on Friday. Oh, and Khloe Kardashian also partook in the tasting. She was actually already there eating cake (her 2 P.M. tradition) when Kim and everyone else walked in -- she didn't even know they were coming. What a lucky coincidence!

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  • Khloe Kardashian Cake Eater 1
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Rob Kardashian to pose for Playgirl?

Aw dammit, I hate writing stories about naked weiners. From Life & Style:
Another Kardashian is being offered big bucks to take it all off, but this time it’s not one of the sisters. That’s right: It’s time for little brother Rob’s naked moment of glory. “We’d offer Rob Kardashian $45,000 to pose for Playgirl,” a rep for the magazine, Daniel Nardicio, tells Life & Style’s Scene Queens. “Since he’s already a model, he’d be a perfect fit for Playgirl.”

In fact, Rob once took his modeling so seriously, he considered dropping out of college to pursue it full time. Another great reason to feature Rob? “He’s hot. Like real hot,” Nardicio tells the Scene Queens.
$45K? That's a bit much -- especially considering his last name is Kardashian. Most Kardashians will get naked for you if you just show them a little attention . . . or cake. There's one Kardashian that will get naked for cake. I'll let you guess which one.

*10 Rob Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:

  • Rob Kardashian Playgirl 1
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