Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna at G5ive strip club in Miami (5/11)
According to Flynet, that's "birthday girl and expectant mother Blac Chyna showing off her baby bump in a white hot jumpsuit as she and fiance Rob Kardashian celebrate her birthday at G5ive strip club in Miami." Birthday girl . . . expectant mother . . . strip club . . . is it weird that I find that sentence completely normal? Thank you, Kardashian family. You have absolutely destroyed my sense of reality. Up is down, down is up, and pregnant women celebrate their birthdays at strip clubs.
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Blac Chyna leaving Casa Vega in Studio City (4/23)
When your future wife trademarks her new name because she wants to profit from it. That may just be a red flag before the wedding. Run, Rob Kardashian. Run as far away from Blac Chyna as you can. So about 15 feet before you're completely out of breath. From Page Six:
Last week Chyna -- whose birth name is Angela Renee White -- filed legal documents in California to trademark the name "Angela Renee Kardashian" for use in brand promotions, TV and movie appearances, as a "social media celebrity," and in hosting parties for profit.I know what you're thinking, and stop being so cynical. Blac is in this relationship because of love. She loves George Washington. She loves Thomas Jefferson. She loves Abraham Lincoln. She loves Andrew Jackson. She loves Alexander Hamilton. She loves Ulysses S. Grant. She loves Benjamin Franklin. She loves Franklin Delano Roosevelt. She loves John F. Kennedy. She loves Susan B. Anthony. She loves Sacagawea. She loves William McKinley. She loves Grover Cleveland. She loves James Madison. She loves Woodrow Wilson . . . she really loves Woodrow Wilson:
Who else has been on money?
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Blac Chyna arriving to RuPaul's Dragcon in L.A. (5/7)
So Rob Kardashian's fiancee Blac Chyna is pregnant. Former stripper starts dating guy from rich family, gets engaged after a few months, and then gets pregnant? This should end well. From E!:
Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian are expecting their first child together. On Friday, the 27-year-old announced that she is pregnant with her second child, just weeks after revealing she was engaged to Rob. The parents-to-be shared the news within minutes of each other via Instagram, using an emoji of Blac rubbing her baby bump.To recap: Blac Chyna is pregnant with Rob Kardashian's baby. Blac already has a son with Tyga, who's dating Rob's half-sister Kylie Jenner. If Blac marries Rob and Tyga marries Kylie, Kylie will be an aunt to one of Blac's kids and a stepmother to the other. Meanwhile, Rob will be stepfather to the same kid his sister Kylie is stepmother to. Brother, sister, co-parents. The Kardashians, ladies and gentlemen.
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Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian leaving an office building in L.A. (4/6)
You may have heard that Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian are engaged. It's been a whirlwind few months of dating full of cheeseburgers and arrests, but the two are clearly in love; so in love that I could see their marriage lasting two -- maybe even three -- times longer than Kim Kardashian's last marriage. Even though she doesn't seem like this kind of person at all (right? *crickets chirping*), Blac has been bragging about her ring size on social media ("I love you @robkardashian ! #7carats #VVS @benballer"). Above is Blac going to great lengths to hide her ring from the paparazzi. You know, or the opposite of that. According to E!, Rob dropped $325k on the thing:
The former E! reality star turned to his longtime friend, Ben Baller, founder of IF & Co., to design his fiancée's custom bling. "She was really going crazy over the ring. She loves it. $325,000 is pretty close to what he paid, but it could have been a lot more because of the clarity. It's hard to manipulate that kind of radiance on a diamond," Ben told E! News Wednesday.Blac is tacky, superficial, unrefined, driven by material desire, and she has a surgically-enhanced fat ass. Will she be taking Rob's last name, or has she been a Kardashian all along?
Rob "paid for it himself" after reaching out to Ben about a week ago. "He called me and he was like, 'I have some ideas,' and he shot me over a few pics he saw on my IF & Co. Instagram page. He said, 'What can you do for me?' I said, 'Trust me.' And he agreed."
Deep, I know. See, that's the kind of philosophical shit you don't get on TMZ.
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Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna at In-N-Out Burger in L.A. (3/25)
Remember that whole thing about how Blac Chyna has been such a positive influence on Rob Kardashian's life and has helped him lose a ton of weight? A source even told Us Weekly that "Kris [Jenner] is so grateful to Blac Chyna for rehabilitating her son." Well that's pretty much over. Here's Rob and Blac leaving In-N-Out in L.A. last week. It's been fun while it lasted, but hello again running out of breath while putting on your shoes, my old friend.
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Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna in Jamaica (3/13)
Here's Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna on vacation in Jamaica on Sunday. You can tell Rob really cares about Blac because of his upscale locker room sandals. He usually only breaks those out at formal, black sock affairs. You know, like weddings. If these two do ever get married, it wouldn't shock me to see Rob actually put on pants not made of 100% cotton.
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Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are still together
There were some rumors sweeping the more pernicious parts of the internet last week that Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna broke up, but that doesn't appear to be true. That's the two of them arriving at LAX earlier this week. Oh good, these two can't break up before next Christmas. I want Kim to get Blac in the gift exchange. "Thanks, Kim, this smallpox-covered blanket is just what I wanted!"
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Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna outside the Epione Cosmetic Laser Center in Beverly Hills (2/18)
Does anyone else find it strange that Rob Kardashian is basically dating a darker-skinned version of his sister Kim? A psychologist would have a field day with this.
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Blac Chyna or maybe a hooker
The woman driving the Kardashian family apart because they need a plot line for the new season of their show -- Rob Kardashian's girflriend Blac Chyna -- was hilariously arrested at the airport in Austin over the weekend. And Rob Kardashian drove ~1,400 miles from California to go pick her up. Bitch better have thrown down for gas. From TMZ:
Our Kardashian sources confirm ... Rob drove the Bentley 26 hours to pick Chyna up. He started the journey minutes after Chyna got arrested for public intoxication at the Austin International Airport Friday at 4:20 PM Texas time -- 2:20 PT. [Blac Chyna posted a pic of his Bentley] at around 12:20 PM PT -- 22 hours after her arrest.To recap:
The drive is 19 hours minimum ... we don't know if Rob brought a friend to trade off behind the wheel. We've confirmed it's Rob's Bentley -- the same one in which he and Blac Chyna were tooling around L.A. earlier in the week.
Our sources say the Kardashian family is alarmed ... they believe the road trip is a clear sign Rob's acting irrationally, and they're worried drugs or alcohol might be involved.
- Being there for your new girlfriend after she suffered a traumatic experience like being arrested: Irrational
- Using your daughter's sex tape to launch careers for your and your entire family: Not irrational
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No, Rob! Your sweatshirt is not food!
Didn't get around to this before the year ended, but apparently Rob Kardashian has diabetes now. Gosh, who could have seen this coming? Oh yeah, everyone. From People:
"Even after his medical scare, Rob acts like he wants nothing to do with the world," the source said. "He doesn't respond to texts from people that are genuinely concerned and checking up on him."Hmmm, I don't know why Rob is depressed. Everyone in his family is so supportive. For example, here's what Rob's sister Kim had to say about the tattoo on his arm of ex-girlfriend Rita Ora on last Sunday's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians:
Days after Christmas, the reality star was rushed to the hospital for stomach problems, with some reports citing his diagnosis as diabetes. Over the past two years, Kardashian, 28, has lived a life of seclusion, staying out of the public eye as he battled depression and gained over 100 lbs.
"He covered it with a life-sized Barbie doll of RIta that has now turned into a Cabbage Patch Doll," Kim laughed. "Have you seen it lately? It was like a Barbie doll and he's gained weight and it's now like a huge Cabbage Patch Kid. Huge!"I think I figured it out. I figured out how Rob can lose a ton of weight and make a bunch of money so Kris stops picking on him. He can be the new Jared from Subway! It's perfect! Everyone hates the Kardashians, but even Rob would be loved if the guy who had the job before him was a child molester. Dammit, this is fucking brilliant. I want a referral fee. Or at least a free cold cut combo.
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