Rob Kardashian


Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian leaving an office building in L.A. (4/6)

You may have heard that Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian are engaged. It's been a whirlwind few months of dating full of cheeseburgers and arrests, but the two are clearly in love; so in love that I could see their marriage lasting two -- maybe even three -- times longer than Kim Kardashian's last marriage. Even though she doesn't seem like this kind of person at all (right? *crickets chirping*), Blac has been bragging about her ring size on social media ("I love you @robkardashian ! #7carats #VVS @benballer"). Above is Blac going to great lengths to hide her ring from the paparazzi. You know, or the opposite of that. According to E!, Rob dropped $325k on the thing:
The former E! reality star turned to his longtime friend, Ben Baller, founder of IF & Co., to design his fiancée's custom bling. "She was really going crazy over the ring. She loves it. $325,000 is pretty close to what he paid, but it could have been a lot more because of the clarity. It's hard to manipulate that kind of radiance on a diamond," Ben told E! News Wednesday.

Rob "paid for it himself" after reaching out to Ben about a week ago. "He called me and he was like, 'I have some ideas,' and he shot me over a few pics he saw on my IF & Co. Instagram page. He said, 'What can you do for me?' I said, 'Trust me.' And he agreed."
Blac is tacky, superficial, unrefined, driven by material desire, and she has a surgically-enhanced fat ass. Will she be taking Rob's last name, or has she been a Kardashian all along?

Deep, I know. See, that's the kind of philosophical shit you don't get on TMZ.

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Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna at In-N-Out Burger in L.A. (3/25)

Remember that whole thing about how Blac Chyna has been such a positive influence on Rob Kardashian's life and has helped him lose a ton of weight? A source even told Us Weekly that "Kris [Jenner] is so grateful to Blac Chyna for rehabilitating her son." Well that's pretty much over. Here's Rob and Blac leaving In-N-Out in L.A. last week. It's been fun while it lasted, but hello again running out of breath while putting on your shoes, my old friend.

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Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna in Jamaica (3/13)

Here's Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna on vacation in Jamaica on Sunday. You can tell Rob really cares about Blac because of his upscale locker room sandals. He usually only breaks those out at formal, black sock affairs. You know, like weddings. If these two do ever get married, it wouldn't shock me to see Rob actually put on pants not made of 100% cotton.

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Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna are still together

There were some rumors sweeping the more pernicious parts of the internet last week that Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna broke up, but that doesn't appear to be true. That's the two of them arriving at LAX earlier this week. Oh good, these two can't break up before next Christmas. I want Kim to get Blac in the gift exchange. "Thanks, Kim, this smallpox-covered blanket is just what I wanted!"

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  • Rob Kardashian Blac Chyna Airport 1
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Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna outside the Epione Cosmetic Laser Center in Beverly Hills (2/18)

Does anyone else find it strange that Rob Kardashian is basically dating a darker-skinned version of his sister Kim? A psychologist would have a field day with this.

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Blac Chyna or maybe a hooker

The woman driving the Kardashian family apart because they need a plot line for the new season of their show -- Rob Kardashian's girflriend Blac Chyna -- was hilariously arrested at the airport in Austin over the weekend. And Rob Kardashian drove ~1,400 miles from California to go pick her up. Bitch better have thrown down for gas. From TMZ:
Our Kardashian sources confirm ... Rob drove the Bentley 26 hours to pick Chyna up.  He started the journey minutes after Chyna got arrested for public intoxication at the Austin International Airport Friday at 4:20 PM Texas time -- 2:20 PT.  [Blac Chyna posted a pic of his Bentley] at around 12:20 PM PT -- 22 hours after her arrest. 

The drive is 19 hours minimum ... we don't know if Rob brought a friend to trade off behind the wheel. We've confirmed it's Rob's Bentley -- the same one in which he and Blac Chyna were tooling around L.A. earlier in the week.

Our sources say the Kardashian family is alarmed ... they believe the road trip is a clear sign Rob's acting irrationally, and they're worried drugs or alcohol might be involved.
To recap:

  • Being there for your new girlfriend after she suffered a traumatic experience like being arrested: Irrational
  • Using your daughter's sex tape to launch careers for your and your entire family: Not irrational
Kris Jenner, ladies and gentleman. Let's give her some polite applause.

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No, Rob! Your sweatshirt is not food!

Didn't get around to this before the year ended, but apparently Rob Kardashian has diabetes now. Gosh, who could have seen this coming? Oh yeah, everyone. From People:
"Even after his medical scare, Rob acts like he wants nothing to do with the world," the source said. "He doesn't respond to texts from people that are genuinely concerned and checking up on him."

Days after Christmas, the reality star was rushed to the hospital for stomach problems, with some reports citing his diagnosis as diabetes. Over the past two years, Kardashian, 28, has lived a life of seclusion, staying out of the public eye as he battled depression and gained over 100 lbs.
Hmmm, I don't know why Rob is depressed. Everyone in his family is so supportive. For example, here's what Rob's sister Kim had to say about the tattoo on his arm of ex-girlfriend Rita Ora on last Sunday's episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians:
"He covered it with a life-sized Barbie doll of RIta that has now turned into a Cabbage Patch Doll," Kim laughed. "Have you seen it lately? It was like a Barbie doll and he's gained weight and it's now like a huge Cabbage Patch Kid. Huge!"
I think I figured it out. I figured out how Rob can lose a ton of weight and make a bunch of money so Kris stops picking on him. He can be the new Jared from Subway! It's perfect! Everyone hates the Kardashians, but even Rob would be loved if the guy who had the job before him was a child molester. Dammit, this is fucking brilliant. I want a referral fee. Or at least a free cold cut combo.

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Rob Kardashian might be on The Biggest Loser

Rob Kardashian has gotten so fat that only reality television can save him. Apparently he's set to join the latest season of The Biggest Loser. Dignity? What's that? From Star:
It's a slur Rob Kardashian is used to hearing from his catty sisters, but now the overweight reality star is prepared to become a loser for real! Star can reveal that he's joining season 16 of NBC's hit weight-loss show, The Biggest Loser, in a desperate attempt to lose the estimated 80lbs. he's packed on over the past two years.

"Kris Jenner worked with E! executives and NBC to arrange a deal for Rob to join the show," says a confidant, revealing that in true Kardashian fashion, Rob may have put his health on the line for the sake of fame and fortune. "He's stopped trying to lose weight on his own because he needs to stay big to do the show, which could be a huge payday." (Print Edition - 8/4)
If Rob really wants to improve his future, he should skip the weight loss and focus more on losing letters from his last name.  Sorry Rob, no matter how much weight you lose or TV appearances you make, the only thing people are going to think when they see you is "Hey, isn't that the dude whose sister was patient zero in Africa's Ebola outbreak?" Just kidding Rob -- when people see you, they won't think that; they'll think: "Who the fuck is that guy and why isn't he at home feeding his reindeer?"

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Rob Kardashian arriving on a flight at LAX airport (5/24)

I don't want to write too much about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's wedding because fuck them (if you want to know how dignified the event was, Joe Francis was there), but I did want to give some props to Rob Kardashian for doing his best to ruin the affair. He bailed on the wedding and flew back to L.A. because he hates his family (hey, me too!). From x17:
A source tells X17online, Kim and Rob had it out Friday before the lunch at friend/designer Valentino's chateau. Kim wanted the departure from Paris to look like a catwalk, with every member of the Kardashian clan wearing beautiful Valentino couture and looking like a million bucks. Obviously Rob didn't fit into that plan and that's when the war began ...

"Rob said he was sickened by Kim and Kanye's display of wealth and clothes and beauty and called it 'superficial bullshit' but Kim was pissed that Rob hadn't made an effort to drop any weight over the past few months. Rob basically thinks Kim cares about him only for his appearance and he said he'd 'make life easier' for her and just leave."
Rob Kardashian -- a confirmed Kardashian -- is sickened by ostentatious displays of wealth? Is 27 too old to give a child up for adoption? Because Kris Jenner will drop his ass faster than a handful of pennies. I kid, I kid . . . Kris Jenner would never drop a handful of pennies.

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Rob Kardashian is still fat

Cookies. Brownies. Pizza. Hot dogs. Ice cream. All reasons why a fat, depressed Rob Kardashian is skipping his sister Kim's wedding to Kanye West this summer in Paris. Paris? Doesn't Rob know they have delicious creme brulee there? A source tells Radar:
"Rob is upset about his changing shape and truly feels like the black sheep of the family."

The family insider added that even though the 26-year-old is "very close" to father-of-one West, "he has no desire to go to France" for what is destined to be an over-the-top wedding.

"Of course, that could change. Kim is his sister. He loves her. But he knows this will be all about Kim and as usual, Rob feels he would be like the third wheel," revealed one Kardashian spy. "The reality of their situation is that Kim and Rob haven't been that close in years.
Meh. I wouldn't worry so much if I was Rob. This will be a Team KKK wedding, so obviously he won't be the only fat fuck in attendance -- although he'll probably have the biggest set of tits. Rob probably won't get as much as a mention on any website since he's so completely irrelevant in the world that he'll take the name "Jenner" soon. Now, if tubby really wants to hijack this event, then he'll have to hit the family below the belt and make sure that his "plus one" is a dignified Caucasian woman with an ounce of talent who never had O.J. Simpson inside of her . . . yeah, that'll throw them for a loop.

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