Rob Kardashian on his way to eat, probably In Touch Weekly
says Rob Kardashian is so embarrassed about getting fat that he moved to Florida so everyone will leave him alone. Wait a minute . . . do they have food in Florida? Oh shit, I think I see a problem in his plan. From the mag:
On Nov. 13, [Rob] accompanied his sister Kim -- who's also been trying to slim down -- to Epione in Beverly Hills. "He is exploring his options," an insider tells the mag. As In Touch reported last week, Kim has been going to the facility for a procedure to reduce stretch marks and sagging, from which Rob may also benefit.
But Rob admits he's not relying solely on doctors to drop the 60 pounds he gained. "Right now, my focus is being healthy and working out," says the reality star, who recently relocated to Florida to escape public scrutiny, according to a source. "I hit the reset button on my life."
Whatever, fatso. Why is this even in In Touch Weekly
? It's only fat Bobby we're talking about -- he doesn't bring mama the loot, so he could give himself a 9mm lap-band surgical procedure to the dome and it wouldn't elicit so much as a shrug from Kris. I recommend that, in this holiday season, Rob earn himself a little fame the right way -- the Kardashian way -- and make a hardcore interracial porno just like Kris always wanted him to do. All the pieces are in place, we just need to pull Ray J out of retirement one last time. But don't worry, he'll do it. Being Brandy's brother is only landing him so much work these days, and Dancing with the Stars
won't return his calls. It's brutal out there.*10 Fat Rob Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Kanye West at the Dodgers vs. Mets game in L.A.
Kanye West got a rousing ovation Wednesday night when he was shown on the Jumbotron at Dodger Stadium. ESPN reporter Arash Markazi describes it:
Luckily for Kanye, the Jumbotron didn't show Rob Kardashian sitting two seats down from him, or batteries would have been thrown. Many many batteries. And Rob would have definitely been hit, because let's face it, he's not exactly a hard to target to miss
these days. Hell, he probably would have eaten them. "Mmmmm, Energizers."*10 Kanye West and Rob Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Rob Kardashian leaving Kris Jenner's office in L.A.
Sorry guys, the folks at E!
wanted me to pass along this press release: The role of "Rob Kardashian" in the upcoming 8th season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians
will now be played by a giant piece of cake.*10 Rob Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Rita Ora cheated on Rob Kardashian with 20 guys
A Kardashian calling someone out for their questionable moral behavior? Now I've seen everything. Via the San Francisco Chronicle
Reality TV star Rob Kardashian appears to have accused British singer Rita Ora of cheating on him during their romance in an angry Twitter.com rant hours after news of their break-up hit headlines.
The scorned TV personality tweeted, "She cheated on me with nearly 20 dudes while we were together, I wonder how many she will sleep with now that we apart? But I mean 20?!!! How can a woman who is so busy trying to start her own career have time to be with so many dudes all while in a relationship?!
"I'm actually disgusted a woman could give up her body to more than 20 dudes in less than a year's time while trying to start a career."
The tweets have since been deleted, but not before his sister Khloe weighed in on the controversy, writing, "Cheaters never prosper @RobKardashian ill (I'll) be home today... Try and smile little brother."
Did you guys catch that little tidbit at the end? "Cheaters never prosper @whinyloser..." Right, because the Kardashians have been the model of elegance and civility over the years. There's nothing that says "royalty" like being a baby factory for drunks or being Ray J's urinal for a night. Hey, if you squint hard enough you can totally mistake any Kardashian for Kate Middleton . . . as long as you ignore the army of naked athletes standing in line waiting their turn. Now that we know that Robert has a problem with women who lack morality, gag reflexes, and sharp ears for music, I can only imagine how uncomfortable this year's Kardashian Kristmas gathering/Home Shopping Network Special will be. I'll bet a certain one of his sisters is getting a pistol-whipping in her stocking this year.*5 Rita Ora pictures total in the gallery:
Rob Kardashian has no shame
Reps from USC are denying Rob Kardashian's claim that he'll be attending law school there "very soon." Wow, that's gonna make class pretty awkward. From Newsday
"There's no substance to his tweets," a representative for the USC Gould School of Law told Newsday, adding that the head of the school's public relations department had tweeted four times to deny Kardashian's claims.
"News to us," read the first of four tweets from the school, with the final one noting that "Rob Kardashian hasn't even applied to USC Law."
Kardashian, 25, the brother of Kim, Khloe and Kourtney, tweeted this week that he was going to be attending USC law school ("Going to Law School very soon and so excited and can't wait! School just never ends for me! #UniversityofSouthernCal #Trojans #FightOn").
What's that? A Kardashian thinks he or she is entitled to claim something that is simply not true? The hell you say. Look, I don't blame the little scumbag for thinking that way -- he did crap out of Kris K's retirement taco, after all. What surprises me is that Rob isn't running around telling even bigger lies: "Hey, did you hear my sister Kim values personality over looks and is especially attracted to Jewish guys with no athletic ability?"*15 Rob Kardashian pictures total in the gallery:
Khloe Kardashian really loves cake(s)
Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries, Kris Jenner, and Rob Kardashian went wedding cake-tasting at Hansen's Cakes in Beverly Hills on Friday. Oh, and Khloe Kardashian also partook in the tasting. She was actually already there eating cake (her 2 P.M. tradition) when Kim and everyone else walked in -- she didn't even know they were coming. What a lucky coincidence!*51 Kardashian family pictures total in the gallery:
Rob Kardashian to pose for Playgirl?
Aw dammit, I hate writing stories about naked weiners. From Life & Style
Another Kardashian is being offered big bucks to take it all off, but this time it’s not one of the sisters. That’s right: It’s time for little brother Rob’s naked moment of glory. “We’d offer Rob Kardashian $45,000 to pose for Playgirl,” a rep for the magazine, Daniel Nardicio, tells Life & Style’s Scene Queens. “Since he’s already a model, he’d be a perfect fit for Playgirl.”
In fact, Rob once took his modeling so seriously, he considered dropping out of college to pursue it full time. Another great reason to feature Rob? “He’s hot. Like real hot,” Nardicio tells the Scene Queens.
$45K? That's a bit much -- especially considering his last name is Kardashian
. Most Kardashians will get naked for you if you just show them a little attention . . . or cake. There's one Kardashian that will get naked for cake. I'll let you guess which one
.*10 Rob Kardashian pictures total in the gallery: