Miss Universe is not a terrorist
Miss Universe Riyo Mori
If these slacker agents let Osama Bin Laden through with his Mr. Congeniality sash, I’m gonna file an official complaint. From the New York Post:
A tipster who saw the first episode (aired Wed night) of MTV’s new reality show, Pageant Place, told us that when Miss Universe Riyo Mori forgot her ID while trying to board a flight from JFK to Bloomington, Ind., she convinced a TSA agent to let her through - by flashing her sash. “First she showed her head shot, but it didn’t work . . . so then she just pulls out her sash and the agent sent her through to security,” gasped the snitch. (Source)
That TSA agent let her off way too easy. If I had been in charge of security, things would have gone a little like this:
Me: “I’m sorry miss, I can’t let you on the plane without some I.D.”
Riyo: “But sir, I get on or I miss pageant!”
Me: “Tell you what, come with me to the security office . . . I think I might know where your I.D is.”
Riyo: “You do? Where?”
Me: *points towards pants with slight grin*
Riyo: “That make perfect sense. Hold on second while I put on lipstick.”
