River Viiperi


Paris Hilton at her beach house in Malibu (7/13)

Paris Hilton tells HELLO! magazine that she loves her current boyfriend River Viiperi because he's not intimidated by her wealth, beauty, and success like everyone else in the world. Oh yeah, that sounds way better than "he loves me because I buy him shit."
"He's always saying how proud he is of me, so that makes me really happy. He travels with me all around the world. I love having someone who's always there for me. He's so supportive. He looks up to me and says how inspiring I am. It's hard for some men to handle; they can get jealous or insecure. But he's like, 'Oh my God, you're just the most incredible woman I've ever met.' "
Oh, that Paris Hilton is a trip, isn't she? A delusional mess of a former pseudo-celebrity trip. She actually believes the horseshit that this River Viiperi boy's been feeding her. The kid was living day-to-day on saltine crackers and his own vomit until he met the meal ticket over there, so he's pretty much obligated to be an adoring fan. Paris Hilton's success doesn't intimidate anyone, but do you know what intimidates me? Herpes, wonk eyes, and man feet on tiny women. 40-year-old women who still call their girlfriends "bitches" are pretty intimidating. Oh, and women who become porn stars for the sake of fame intimidate me, too.

*30 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

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Paris Hilton and River Viiperi in Maui (5/28)

After spending what seemed like a month in Cannes, Paris Hilton is now in Maui with her boyfriend River Viiperi. I know, right? She must have the most awesome boss to be able to take so much vacation time. Jealous!

*30 Paris Hilton pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris River Hawaii Beach 1
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Paris Hilton and her boyfriend River Viiperi at the Gotha Club in Cannes, France (5/16)

He had to be burned shortly after this picture was taken. I know, so tragic. But it's important to stop the spread of the particularly-aggressive SUPER MEGA HERPES 5000 at its source.

*20 Paris Hilton Cannes pictures total in the gallery:

  • River Viiperi Paris Hilton Cannes Kiss 1
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Paris Hilton and her boyfriend River Viiperi in Miami (12/7)

Someone needs to tell River Viiperi to settle down. He's dating Paris Hilton, not Fort Knox.

*30 Paris Hilton River Viiperi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Boyfriend Pool Day 1
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Paris Hilton and her boyfriend River Viiperi out and about in Miami (12/6)


Paparazzi photos from Monday, October 15

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend River Viiperi arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Helena Christensen out and about in the West Village of New York (pics start here)

Marion Cotillard at the UK premiere of Rust and Bone during the 56th BFI London Film Festival (pics start here)

Holly Madison at the "Forever Home Family Picnic" in Las Vegas (pics start here)

Sarah Michelle Gellar out and about in L.A. (pics start here)

January Jones leaving a grocery store in L.A. (pics start here)

Gwen Stefani shopping at Petco in Studio City (pics start here)

Melissa McCarthy leaving Whole Foods in Studio City (pics start here)

Christina Aguilera at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Celebrity chef Giada De Laurentiis out and about in New York (pics start here)

Amy Smart at a grocery store in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Reggie Bush and Lilit Avagyan leaving Prime Italian in Miami Beach (pics start here)

*124 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

  • Paris Hilton Douchey Boyfriend 1
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