Rima Fakih in a bikini
Miss USA was WASTED this weekend when she was arrested
for DUI outside Detroit, blowing nearly three times the legal limit. Heh heh heh, blowing
. From the Detroit Free Press
[Officer] Kalis reported asking for the driver's license said the "driver immediately identified herself as Miss USA and stated that she was driving a friend's car." Kalis said Fakih "appeared disoriented and had very slurred speech while fumbling for her purse." Kalis asked Fakih if she had been drinking, and she said, "No, not at all."
In the report, officers said they found an open and half-empty bottle of Moet & Chandon champagne on the floorboard behind the driver's seat. "I swear, I didn't know it was open," Fakih told Kalis, according to the report.
Two breath tests showed a 0.19 percent and a 0.20 percent blood-alcohol level. Michigan law defines drunkenness at a level of 0.08 percent.
Wow, Rima was lying about drinking even after cops found the open champagne bottle in her car. This bitch does not give up without a fight. In other words, she's everything I want someone representing America to be . . . *wipes away tear* . . . sorry, patriotism always brings out my raw emotions.*20 Rima Fakih pictures total in the gallery:
Miss USA busted for DUI
Former Miss USA Rima Fakih was busted for DUI over the weekend outside Detroit. Congratulations Rima: you made the mere act of being near Detroit somehow worse than it already is. Rima's attorney Doraid Elder told the Detroit Free Press
[Elder] said he had been retained that night and had few details about the arrest but said Fakih’s record “has not a single blemish” and she was “very saddened and very apologetic for the situation that she is in right now.”
Highland Park police would not confirm the arrest, saying inquiries would be answered Monday by the chief or deputy chief.
Elder repeatedly referred to the charge as “allegations,” but also said “this shouldn’t be something that defines who she is,” adding it was “poor judgment” on her part.
About 5 p.m. Saturday, Fakih tweeted from her @OfficialRima Twitter account: “Let’s clear things up now.... I’m NOT in Michigan and I’m NOT in jail! Wrong Fakih.”
The tweet also appeared on Fakih’s Facebook page. The message was deleted from both accounts late Saturday.
So she's a drunk and a liar? Two fantastic qualities in a woman. If she liked to steal, too, she'd remind me exactly of my ex-girlfriend. I wonder if Rima also answers to the pet name "YOU STUPID WHORE"?*46 Rima Fakih pictures total in the gallery:
Rima Fakih at the Miss USA 2010 Official Swimsuit Poster Photo Shoot at the Mandalay Bay in Las Vegas
Rima Fakih's reign as Miss USA is over in just a few days . . . and the Miss Universe Organization (MUO) couldn't be any happier about it. Organization president Paula Shugart -- who takes herself way too seriously -- actually resorted to reviewing security tape footage last week to confirm that Rima was out too late partying. She told Fox
"There was one night last week where she had some interviews the next day. First we thought she wasn’t at the apartment [which she shares in Manhattan with Miss Universe, who was out of town] and someone [from the publicity team] was trying to get her to the interview. She was sound asleep, and looked like she’d been out all night. She made the interviews, but we did ask about the security tapes, as it is a serious business especially after Tara Conner."
Indeed the reins have been seriously tightened on titleholders ever since Miss USA 2006 Tara Conner came under fire for alleged drug use, underage drinking and sexual indiscretions.
"I want to make sure that the girls are reflective of society but we put a lot of steps in place so things like Tara don’t happen again," Shugart explained. "Their apartment is next to the office so it is hard for them to get out and do things without us knowing about them."
Miss USA and Miss Universe share an apartment? . . . *takes a minute to compose self* . . . And it's next door to the Miss Universe corporate office? You just KNOW the guys in that office have drilled dozens of peep-holes into the walls. It's what I'd do. Except, instead of peep-holes, I'd put up a two-way mirror. And instead of working, I'd sit around all day with my pants around my ankles . . . so a lot like how it is now. *11 Rima Fakih pictures total in the gallery:
Rima Fakih bikini pics!
Reigning Miss USA Rima Fakih and the rest of the 2011 Miss USA contestants are currently in Las Vegas promoting the 60th anniversary pageant (a week from Sunday). On Wednesday they all put on bikinis and had a pool party at the Flamingo. And I don't know how a bikini pool party can be boring, but somehow it was. Geez, would it kill these chicks to maybe act a little sluttier? Especially you Miss Nevada. "Oh look at me, I'm classy now like Miss Connecticut and I can't get drunk at a pool party and grab a little titty and ass." You sicken me.*20 Rima Fakih bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Rima Fakih in a bikini
The Miss Universe pageant isn't for another 10 days, but all the contestants were in Las Vegas today in bikinis (Miss USA Rima Fakih
above). Great, how the hell am I supposed to keep an erection for a week? This seems poorly planned.*20 photos total in the gallery:
Tyson Beckford hit that
Did Tyson Beckford bang Miss USA
Rima Fakih last week in New York? If you believe in extremely large leaps of assumption based on a very tenuous connection, you better believe it buddy. From the New York Post
While the Hugo Boss rooftop party was packed with hot models Thursday night, no one turned heads like Miss USA Rima Fakih. The Lebanon-born beauty wore a figure-revealing gold dress for DeLeón Tequila's "Beat the Heat" bash, catching the eye of Tyson Beckford.
It must be tough on Tyson being an internationally famous male supermodel. Every year he's forced to travel to exotic locales, earn millions of dollars, and party with gorgeous models at the hottest nightclubs. Well the joke's on him and the rest of his washboard-abbed ilk because I have something they'll never have: the alphabet memorized. And a college degree. And crushing debt. Fuck my life.*30 pictures total in the gallery:
Rima Fakih bikini pics!
Miss USA 2010 -- and pole-dancing expert
-- Rimah Fakih stopped by the Mandalay Bay resort in Las Vegas yesterday to promote the upcoming Miss Universe Pageant. This is important news because she looks fantastic in a bikini. In other important news, Gen. David Petraeus told Fox News
he plans on modifying the rules of engagement for U.S. forces when he takes over in Afghanistan. But he doesn't look fantastic in a bikini, so you know, who cares.*46 pics total in the gallery:
Miss USA Rima Fakih
I don't know about you, but if I was calling out other gossip sites for posting bad information, I'd be damn sure I knew what the hell I was talking about. On Monday, Gossip Cop
Way To Go, Rima Fakih! You’re The First Arab-American To Win Miss USA!” exclaims HollywoodLife.
Way To Go, HollywoodLife! You’re Wrong Again!
The smoky-eyed site reports, “The sexy Miss Michigan made history last night!”
According to HollywoodLife, Fakih is “the first Arab-American to ever compete in (and win) the pageant in its entire 59-year history.”
The first ever to compete in the pageant?
Yes, the same site that reported Justin Bieber is going to a public high school in California (wrong) and Robert Pattinson is quitting acting (wrong) is once again
Wait for it
Wait for it
Julie Hayek, who won back in 1983, was the first Miss USA winner of Arab-American descent.
It’s certainly not a first mistake for HollywoodLife.
And on Tuesday, the real-life journalists at the Washington Post
Fakih, who is from Dearborn, was born in Lebanon and has been celebrated by Arab Americans as the first Muslim Miss USA. (Contrary to the widespread reports that Miss USA 1983, Julie Hayek, was of Arab descent on her father's side, Hayek said in an e-mail that her father grew up in Ohio and is half Czech and half German.)
Oh so I guess Rima was the first Arab-American to win Miss USA. Weird. So calling out Gossip Cop on a bogus story makes me what? Gossip Internal Affairs?*10 pics total in the gallery:
Rima Fakih working the stripper pole
Miss Michigan, 23-year-old Rima Fakih, was crowned Miss USA last night. Annnnnnnnd roughly 12 hours later, pictures of her on a stripper pole hit the web. Of course. The pictures were taken in 2007 at Detroit radio show Mojo In The Morning
's "Stripper 101" contest, which she won. A hot chick dancing provocatively? OHMYGODEVERYONEFREAKOUT!!!
In Rima's defense, her actions practically aren't even her fault. I heard a rumor -- I don't know if it's true or not; I'm just passing it along -- that she often listens to rock & roll music
. *gasp**35 pics total in the gallery: