Lindsay Lohan, Riley Giles, and Dina Lohan at Cipriani in NYC (11/20)
Lindsay Lohan's boyfriend Riley Giles didn't exactly impress her family over Thanksgiving when the two went to Long Island. Giles spent most nights of the holiday weekend nights in New York City hitting up clubs--without Lindsay. The New York Post says:
While the fashion-savvy star spent Friday and Saturday shopping at Armani Exchange and Intermix with her mom and sister, her new boyfriend slept late on Saturday, having partied the night before at Pink Elephant. A Lohan friend said: "Riley was not very well behaved when he came back to New York with Lindsay. He was out every night without her, and I'm not sure how much longer that relationship is going to last." (Source)
I completely understand where this guy is coming from. Why should HE have to settle for Lindsay Lohan? I'm sure there are plenty of other hot, young, Hollywood starlets out there that are just aching to hook up with an unemployed, overweight, ex-felon. I bet Riley thinks he's not a one woman man, and he's right--he'll be back to zero in no time.
UPDATE (11/30): Stunning news out of Los Angeles today as E! is reporting that Lindsay and Riley have broken up. Oops, I meant not stunning. Steve Wonder saw that coming.
Lindsay Lohan and boyfriend Riley Giles leaving an AA meeting in Santa Monica (11/2)
Looks like all the rehab sex rumors circulating around Lindsay Lohan were true. An "earwitness" told the National Enquirer's Mike Walker:
Lindsay Lohan, fresh out of rehab and rarin’ to finish her new tango flick, sat outside Starbucks at The Grove, LA’s trendy outdoor mall, gabbing to a galpal about SEX in rehab! My Earwitness overheard X-rated stuff that can’t be repeated here (sorry!) – but Lindsay gushed that what rehab really taught her was the joy of "sneaky sex!" It was incredibly exciting, the titillated temptress told her fascinated friend, to slip off for spur-of-the-moment sex romps while hiding out in broom closets and deserted hallways! (Source)
"Sneaky sex" is code for anal, right? If so, the janitor better burn the broom handles in that closet! Those things are probably more contaminated than Jenna Jameson's vajayjay . . . or as I like to call it: "Chernobyl West." One more thing, can a man still "sneak off to the closet" if he's already there? Hate to get all philosophical on your ass but every time I see that douche with his backwards hat I can't help but come to one conclusion--he really likes backwards hats. Oops I mean he's gay.
Lindsay Lohan and Riley Giles leaving Il Sole (10/31)
Looks like Lindsay Lohan's boyfriend finally figured out how to deal with the paparazzi. It's all in the hand. A few waves of the middle finger and those dudes scatter like cockroaches. The really story here is Lindsay or more specifically how orange she is. Do you think if I bribe her with enough blow she'll take me on a tour of the Chocolate Factory?
Riley Giles and Lindsay Lohan's mug shots
It was learned today that Lindsay Lohan's new boyfriend Riley Giles has had a series of run-ins with the law. Above is his mug shot after being booked into the Summit County jail in Utah on suspicion of obtaining a controlled substance by misrepresentation, fraud, forgery or subterfuge (a third-degree felony). According to a probable cause statement, Giles, 24, altered a prescription for anti-anxiety drug Xanax in a bid to get more pills. After leaving a pharmacy, he was arrested and eventually plead guilty to a Class-A misdemeanor. Giles was given a 365-day suspended sentence and put on probation for a year. The pro snowboarder has also been arrested on suspicion of DUI twice. See, I told you Match.com works!
Riley Giles
According to the New York Daily News, Lindsay Lohan is considering a move to Utah to be with her October boyfriend, Riley Giles:
The Utah mountain air certainly agrees with Lindsay Lohan. Fresh out of rehab, she told friends Tuesday she wants to move to the Beehive State permanently. The reason, she says, is to be with her new boyfriend, Riley Giles, a 25-year-old snowboarder from California. Lindsay will be receiving outpatient care near the Cirque Lodge rehab facility at least through the end of the week. (Source)
Of course she's moving to Utah, there aren't ANY temptations out there.* You'd move too if your boyfriend had such a sexy body. Plus he's famous--I think he starred in Malibu's Most Wanted as the "Even Whiter Guy Trying To Be Gangsta". Hat on sideways? Check. Novelty chain? Check. Pants hanging around his ankles? Check. $1.75 in his pockets? Check.
*besides polygamy
NOTE: If Lindsay acts fast she can still get these customized plates!
