Rihanna leaving the Martin Margiela show at Paris Fashion Week (10/2)
I bet I know what you're thinking: "Rihanna is ridiculous -- just because you wear crazy see-through clothes and sit in the front row at fashion shows doesn't mean you actually have a sense of fashion." Well I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you're gay.
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That's Rihanna at the Vivienne Westwood Spring 2010 fashion show in Paris last Friday. According to Flynet, "the real fashion show was in the singer's lap." Wait, I don't get it. How can someone put on a fashion show in their lap? I mean, we're talking maybe 2 square feet of space, hardly enough room to build a runwa -- ohhhhhhhhh, nevermind.
Rihanna arriving to Da Silvano restaurant in New York (9/16)
Rihanna still hasn't figured the whole "tight black shirt + no bra + camera flashes = danger" formula. She accidentally showed off her nipple ring while out and about in New York yesterday. Or maybe she did it on purpose, I don't know. There's really no telling how a chick will react after I drop the "it's not you, it's me" line on her. In my defense, just because you're beautiful and rich doesn't mean you can't be clingy. Oy vey, every single day with her, lemme blow you, lemme blow you, lemme blow you. Well I'm sorry Ri, I got shit to do.
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If you're Chris Brown and you're trying to resurrect your career/image, what's the one thing you don't want to do. Pick a fight with Oprah Winfrey and her legion of well-read housewives ready to die to defend her honor. Oh hey, guess what Chris Brown did? From TMZ:
Oprah Winfrey is firing back at the comments Chris Brown made about her in the new People Magazine. Here's the background: People had asked Brown about the fact that Oprah did "a show on abuse, inspired by Rihanna." Chris replied:
"I commend Oprah on being like, 'This is a problem,' but it was a slap in my face. I did a lot of stuff for her, like going to Africa and performing for her school. She could have been more helpful, like, 'Okay, I'm going to help both of these people out.'"
We called Oprah to see how she felt about Brown's statement, and her rep sent us the following response:
"Oprah is very appreciative that Chris Brown performed at her school but she takes domestic abuse very seriously. She hopes he gets the counseling he needs."
Oprah better watch her back. Nothing sets Chris Brown off more than a strong African American woman that voices her opinion. Of course, if Oprah really wants to ensure her safety, she'll hide somewhere where Chris is too afraid to show his face -- like in church or one of those amateur boxing nights they sometimes have at bars where guys fight other guys who actually hit back. Chris' main point is valid though: If you do a concert for children -- fucking children dude -- you should be allowed to beat up as many women as you want.
Rihanna is devastated. Why? Because the guy that beat her up can't come within 100 yards of her of course. Of course. From the Chicago Sun Times:
Despite reports of Rihanna going out dancing and celebrating after Chris Brown's sentencing for beating her, I've learned the Grammy winner is very upset. A close Rihanna aide insists the singer is devastated the judge in the case refused her request to cancel the order banning Brown coming within 100 yards from her -- for the next five years.
"Rihanna is obsessed with Chris ... totally mesmerized by him and convinced he's learned his lesson," said the source.
Supposedly Rihanna is going to wait awhile -- until things quiet down -- and then will again request the judge to reconsider.
Rihanna's probably right. Chris almost certainly has "learned his lesson." Like most men who beat women, he's probably seen the error in his ways and is eager to change. If Chris really wants to show the world that he's no longer violent towards women, the best way he can prove it is by withstanding five minutes of naggingsharing the remote making sure that bitch listens when he speaks.
Chris Brown's interview with Larry King hasn't even been broadcast yet and he's already in full spin mode. Chris says the clip we saw yesterday -- where he claims he doesn't remember beating up Rihanna -- was a just big misunderstanding. He actually does remember repeatedly punching her in the face. In a statement he released yesterday, Chris said:
"There have been reports on the Internet that I didn't remember what happened that night with Rihanna. I want to try and set things straight.
"That 30 seconds of the interview they used of me was taken from a one hour interview during which that same question was asked something like 4 or 5 times -- and when you look at the entire interview you will see it is not representative of what I said.
"The first four times - or how ever many times it was - I gave the same answer -- which was that I didn't think it was appropriate for me to talk about what happened that night. I said it was not right for me and it really wasn't fair to Rihanna. The fifth time - or whatever it was - I just misspoke. I was asked, "Do you remember doing it?" and I said, "No."
"Of course I remember what happened. Several times during the interview, my mother said that I came to her right afterwards and told her everything. But it was and still is a blur. And yes, I still can't believe it happened because it is not me or who I am or is what happened like anything I have ever done before.
Oops, another misspeak. It's not Chris or who he is or what happened like anything he's ever done before besidesthat time in November when Rihanna and him got into a fight when they were in Europe and he shoved her into a wall.
"As I have said several times previously, I am ashamed of and sorry for what happened that night and I wish I could relive that moment and change things, but I can't. I take full responsibility for my actions. What I have to do now is to prove to the world that this was an isolated incident and that is not who I am and I intend to do so by my behavior now and in the future.
Oops, another misspeak. It was an isolated incident and that's not who Chris Brown is besidesthat time in January when Rihanna and him got into a fight when they were in Barbados and he got out of their Range Rover and broke both the front and passenger side windows.
"In conclusion, I am Hitler."
Finally, some truth . . . OK, I might have added that line.
+ Cisco Adler and one of his groupies [Dlisted]
+ Sharon Stone says we're all ageist [Cele|bitchy]
+ Blake Lively looking trashy [A Socialite's Life]
+ Heidi Klum is naked all over [CityRag]
Chris Brown's first public interview since he used Rihanna's face as a speed bag is scheduled to air this Wednesday on Larry King Live. You can check out a short preview above. A transcript:
Larry King: When you hear about all the things the police and the reports say you did, how do you react to that?
Chris Brown: I, I ,I just look at, like, wow, like, I'm in shock because first of all that's not who I am as a person and that's not who I pride myself on being, so I just, when I, like, look at the police reports or when I hear about the police reports, I don't know, what, what to think. I just don't know what to think. It's just like, wow.
Larry: Do you remember doing it?
Chris: No
Larry: Don't remember doing it?
Chris: I don't, I don't, it's like, it's crazy to me, like, I'm like, wow.
It's crazy that Chris doesn't remember beating up Rihanna. I mean, it only happened six months ago. Besides Rihanna's blood all over the car, Rihanna's blood on his knuckles, Rihanna's statement, his statement, and his guilty plea, how do we really know it was Chris who beat her up? Just look at his bow tie and cashmere sweater. People who wear bow ties and cashmere sweaters don't beat up their girlfriends. Seems like we might have jumped the gun on this one.
Chris Brown arriving at Guys and Dolls nightclub in West Hollywood (8/11)
It's been hinted at for months that the incident in February wasn't the first time Chris Brown had been violent with Rihanna. A probation officer's report filed yesterday before Brown's sentencing confirmed the rumors:
The first incident allegedly occurred about three months earlier, in Europe, when Brown and Rihanna were in a "verbal dispute," according to the report, which cited detectives investigating the case. She slapped him and Brown responded by shoving her into a wall, the report alleged.
Three weeks before the February incident, Brown and Rihanna were in Barbados, driving a Range Rover lent to them by a local dealership when they had an argument inside the car, according to the report. Brown got out and broke both the front driver and passenger side windows, the report alleged. No one was injured.
Some might say that the shattered side windows on that Range Rover are a metaphor for Chris' shattered heart. Others might say that Chris is a violent fucking lunatic. Guess which side I'm on.
Chris Brown on the set of his new music video in Hollywood (8/19)
Chris Brown was finally sentenced today for that pesky little incident back in February in which his fist met Rihanna's face repeatedly. The singer was placed on five years probation and ordered to perform 1,400 hours of "labor-oriented service." From CNN:
Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Patricia Schnegg said in the sentencing she wants to see Brown conduct "actual physical labor, as opposed to some type of community service."
Oh yeah, great idea. The scrawny guy who almost beat his girlfriend to death. Let's make him stronger.
