Chris Brown's first public interview since he used Rihanna's face as a speed bag is scheduled to air this Wednesday on Larry King Live. You can check out a short preview above. A transcript:
Larry King: When you hear about all the things the police and the reports say you did, how do you react to that?
Chris Brown: I, I ,I just look at, like, wow, like, I'm in shock because first of all that's not who I am as a person and that's not who I pride myself on being, so I just, when I, like, look at the police reports or when I hear about the police reports, I don't know, what, what to think. I just don't know what to think. It's just like, wow.
Larry: Do you remember doing it?
Chris: No
Larry: Don't remember doing it?
Chris: I don't, I don't, it's like, it's crazy to me, like, I'm like, wow.
It's crazy that Chris doesn't remember beating up Rihanna. I mean, it only happened six months ago. Besides Rihanna's blood all over the car, Rihanna's blood on his knuckles, Rihanna's statement, his statement, and his guilty plea, how do we really know it was Chris who beat her up? Just look at his bow tie and cashmere sweater. People who wear bow ties and cashmere sweaters don't beat up their girlfriends. Seems like we might have jumped the gun on this one.
Chris Brown arriving at Guys and Dolls nightclub in West Hollywood (8/11)
It's been hinted at for months that the incident in February wasn't the first time Chris Brown had been violent with Rihanna. A probation officer's report filed yesterday before Brown's sentencing confirmed the rumors:
The first incident allegedly occurred about three months earlier, in Europe, when Brown and Rihanna were in a "verbal dispute," according to the report, which cited detectives investigating the case. She slapped him and Brown responded by shoving her into a wall, the report alleged.
Three weeks before the February incident, Brown and Rihanna were in Barbados, driving a Range Rover lent to them by a local dealership when they had an argument inside the car, according to the report. Brown got out and broke both the front driver and passenger side windows, the report alleged. No one was injured.
Some might say that the shattered side windows on that Range Rover are a metaphor for Chris' shattered heart. Others might say that Chris is a violent fucking lunatic. Guess which side I'm on.
Chris Brown on the set of his new music video in Hollywood (8/19)
Chris Brown was finally sentenced today for that pesky little incident back in February in which his fist met Rihanna's face repeatedly. The singer was placed on five years probation and ordered to perform 1,400 hours of "labor-oriented service." From CNN:
Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Patricia Schnegg said in the sentencing she wants to see Brown conduct "actual physical labor, as opposed to some type of community service."
Oh yeah, great idea. The scrawny guy who almost beat his girlfriend to death. Let's make him stronger.
Chris Brown and Rihanna might be bumping uglies again
Chris Brown and Rihanna supposedly had a secret rendezvous last week at a hotel in New York. Gee, what could possibly go wrong? From the New York Post:
Just days after Chris Brown publicly apologized for his February beating of then-girlfriend Rihanna, the two spent the weekend at the same luxury Midtown hotel under a cloak of secrecy, The Post has learned.
The pretty "Umbrella" singer and "Run It" crooner -- who is barred from seeing his former squeeze by a restraining order issued in Los Angeles -- checked into separate rooms at the Trump International Hotel & Tower on Friday, hotel sources said.
They spent the next two days coming and going in separate chauffeured vehicles from the underground garage of the 52-story Columbus Circle building.
The two appear to have taken great measures to avoid public exposure, including the use of decoy vehicles to throw off reporters and photographers. As of last night, the secretive performers hadn't been seen together.
I don't see what the big deal is about Rihanna possibly getting back together with Chris. If I know anything about domestic abusers, it's that they usually stop after the first incident. That's usually all it takes to get your point across that you wanted that sandwich fifteen minutes ago.
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That's Rihanna (and her new man?) celebrating the Fourth of July at Tao nightclub in Las Vegas. Honestly, I couldn't think of a better way for someone to honor America's fight for freedom than to walk around with her tits hanging out and a starfish over her nipples. I take back all my comments about young people not appreciating history. Our Founding Fathers would be so proud -- especially that poonhound Madison. Guy was insatiable. He was like the Bret Michaels of the early 1800s. It's a shame TV wasn't invented until 100 years after he died -- Rock of Love Carriage would have been a huge hit.
Rihanna is in hot water with the New York City Health Department. She stopped by East Side Ink tattoo parlor on Monday and tattooed three of the artists with an umbrella and the letter R. The only problem is you need a license to do that. DUN DUN DUN!!!!! From TMZ:
[The Health Department says] Rihanna could be slapped with three misdemeanors for the offense, each with its own hefty penalty -- as much as $300 for the first offense, $500 for the second and $1,000 for the third. Sources say the tattoo shop could also face considerable fines of its own if the NYC Law Dept. decides to open an investigation.
Just a thought here TMZ but in future stories about Rihanna, can you not use the word "slapped"? Domestic violence shouldn't be a source of humor. It's not bum fighting:
The NYC Health Department just told TMZ: "Only licensed tattoo artists can administer tattoos in the city according to the City's Health Code. We are sending someone down to follow up on this."
Well apparently hanging out with Chris Brown again hasn't been the positive influence everyone thought it would be. Hopefully she'll able to work through this whole misunderstanding and put her best face forward . . . I mean NOT this one.
Part of Chris Brown's sentence for almost killing Rihanna is that he has to stay 50 yards away from her for five years, which sucks because if Rihanna wants to sit on the 50-yard-line at the Super Bowl, Chris is gonna be stuck with all the mouth breathers in the end zone seats. Needless to say, Chris is not happy with the order . . . but neither is Rihanna. A mutual friend of the two told the New York Daily News:
"They think it's unnecessary and ridiculous. After [the proceeding], Ri and Chris talked on the phone for almost an hour and really worked at becoming friends. They're solid now."
The only thing "solid" about their relationship is Chris' right hook. The truth is that if Rihanna really is set on being in an unhealthy relationship, she doesn't need to date Chris Brown -- she just needs to get married. Now that we know she's gone back to Chris, it's kind of hard to feel sorry for Rihanna. As the great Confucius once said, "Asian chick with big tit is super hot, but rare like four-leaf clover" -- wait, wrong saying: "Hit me once, shame on you. Hit me twice, I deserve it for sticking around."
No jail time. No jail time for almost killing Rihanna. He struck a fucking plea. TMZ says:
He'll spend 180 days doing community labor (8 hours a day -- 1440 hours total) -- which is, in effect, hard labor. He'll do his service in Virginia which is where Brown lives - it's equivalent to Caltrans or graffiti cleanup.
It's good to see that Chris gets to perform the six months of labor in his home state of Virginia. Too often I've found that judges fail to accommodate the needs of felony batterers.
He gets 5 years probation for FELONY assault -- he pled guilty. He'll get supervised probation. He'll have to come back to court every three months.
He must enroll in a domestic violence counseling program.
This is interesting ... the judge said if Brown and Rihanna are at the same public events, the 50-yard stay away turns into 10 yards. The stay away order lasts 5 years.
The only thing that gives me hope that justice will ultimately be served is the five years probation. Five years is a long time to go without punching bitches that be disrespecting you. But come 2014 ladies, watch out!
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