Leo DiCaprio in Miami in December
Well that didn't last long. Leo DiCaprio and Rihanna are no more. After a quick little fling, Leo was seen making out with another chick Sunday at 1OAK nightclub in Hollywood (a blonde model of course). Rihanna happened to be there, too, but Leo couldn't pull off the triple kiss. Rookie
. From Radar
DiCaprio was spotted hanging with a blonde model at 1Oak in L.A. on Saturday, February 7 -- and they were definitely more than friends. "They were making out," an insider tells Radar, and they didn't care who saw -- even though Rihanna was only feet away!
"Rihanna was at the owner, Richie Akiva's table, downstairs," an insider tells Radar exclusively. "Leo was at a separate table. He had his own by the DJ booth."
Of course this wasn't gonna work -- it was just a temporary thing, like a cheat day for dieters. You eat healthy day after day, but that one day a week, you splurge and get a pizza. Leo fucks blonde model after blonde model, but that one day a year, he splurges and fucks a Barbadian singer. But now he's back on track and actually inside a young blonde model as I type this. 22-year-old Mandy from Abilene, Texas. Good Christian girl. Real salt of the earth.
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Rihanna in Barbados in 2013
So Leo DiCaprio probably banged Rihanna over the weekend. And he didn't even beat the shit out of her afterwards. What a true gentleman. From TMZ
Spies tell TMZ, Leo and RiRi were gettin' super steamy and even swapping spit. A friend of Leo's tells us the kissing didn't happen ... but 2 people who were there say it did ... It's not clear if they left together but we're told they ended up at the same after-party -- along with 50 Cent -- and things got even hotter.
Wait a minute, Rihanna's not a supermodel, has never walked the runway for Victoria's Secret, and most certainly doesn't have blonde hair and blue eyes . . . FAKE LEO DICAPRIO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL LEO DICAPRIO?!?*30 Rihanna pictures total in the gallery:
Rihanna at Do Brazil restaurant on Shell Beach in St. Barts
Here's Rihanna hanging out at Shell Beach in St. Barts, looking her usual high self. Hey, you know what an even better place to be is when you're stoned? 7-Eleven. My Vacation > Rihanna's Vacation.
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Rihanna arriving for a flight at Miami International Airport
Here's Rihanna catching a flight at Miami International Airport last week. Notice the lack of bra. What can I say -- she's just considerate like that. "No hidden weapons here, Mr. TSA officer!"*30 Rihanna pictures total in the gallery:
Rihanna on a yacht off Cannes, France
How exactly does Rihanna make money nowadays? Sure she toured in the past, and may have sold a few albums, but she's been on permanent vacation for what seems like years now. Wake up (usually in the South of France). Smoke weed. Party on a yacht. Get drunk. Smoke more weed. Go to bed. Rinse. Repeat. She's like a billionaire college student.*25 Rihanna bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Rihanna at the 2014 CFDA Fashion Awards at Alice Tully Hall in New York
Rihanna was one of the many celebrities who attended the CFDA Fashion Awards in New York last night, but the only one who was pretty much naked. She wore a metallic, chainmail-looking dress that did a pretty terrible job at covering what was beneath it. Con: Everyone could see her nipples. Pro: She had a 0% chance of dying in a medieval sword attack. Nice.NOTE
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Rihanna leaving her dentist's office in New York
When Rihanna's dentist told her to come in to get one of her cavities filled, I think she misinterpreted what he meant.
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Rihanna in Lui Magazine (France)
You know how some celebrities do photoshoots
where they're completely naked, but there's a strategic elbow, thigh, or forearm in the way? This is not one of those photoshoots. The only way Rihanna could be more naked in these pictures is if she took her hat off. She's so naked that Chris Brown wants to beat off to her instead of beat her.NOTE
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Rihanna outside the Miu Miu show during Paris Fashion Week
Rihanna getting back together with Chris Brown? Gee, what could possibly go wrong? . . . Oh, that's right: a collapsed lung, concussion, broken forearm, torn meniscus, snapped elbow, broken fibula, torn MCL, torn ACL, broken jaw, bruised sternum, and maybe a black eye. A source told the New York Post
"Chris started texting Rihanna on her birthday [Feb. 20], and the two have been sending each other a flurry of texts ever since. Rihanna didn't write back right away . . . but later that night she started getting sentimental and texted back, 'thank you,' and asked how he was," our source added. "Since then, the two haven't stopped texting each other and friends are freaked out that she's going to start dating him again."
Another source familiar with situation said it was Rihanna who initially reached out to Brown, to tell him she "missed him," before she flew off to Paris to meet Drake on tour.
This doesn't surprise me at all, and if you've been reading Celebslam for the last few years, it shouldn't surprise you amateurs, either. Is there any doubt at all that Rihanna is totally addicted to marginally-talented shit-dicks? What surprises me to this day is the sexual tension between Drake and Chris that no one addresses. It's the lavender gorilla in the room. I guarantee that once the two asswipes merge semen inside of Rihanna at the same time, all of the tension will magically dissipate. It's what BET looks for in soap operas.
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Rihanna at the Jean Paul Gaultier show during Paris Fashion Week
Here's Rihanna rocking a mesh shirt at the Jean Paul Gaultier show in Paris. So . . . does this mean tight mesh shirts are socially acceptable now? Woo hoo! *digs through closet*NOTE
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