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Rihanna leaving Wonderland nightclub in Hollywood (11/4)

Rihanna has finally broken her silence. She spoke with Good Morning America's Diane Sawyer this morning about her new CD Rated R that drops in two weeks the infamous night Chris Brown whooped that ass. From ABC News:

"It was a wake-up call. It was a wake-up call for me. Big time. I will say that to any young girl who is going through domestic violence, don't react off of love. F love. Come out of the situation and look at it in the third person and for what it really is."

The pop star said it was "embarrassing" that Brown was the type of person she fell in love with.

"So far in love. So unconditional that I went back. It's humiliating to say this happened. To accept that? It's a traumatizing experience," she said. "I stayed. I even went back after he beat me, which was wrong. But again ... I'm a human being and people put me on a very unrealistic pedestal. And all these expectations, I'm not perfect." 

After months of silence since the February beating, Rihanna decided to speak publicly about the ordeal so she can be a voice to help others who may be in danger of returning to abuse.

"It's completely normal to go back. It's not right. I learned the hard way, but again, this is what I want people to know," she said. "When I realized that my selfish decision for love could result in some young girl getting killed, I could not be easy with that part. I couldn't be held responsible for going back. Even if Chris never hit me again, who is to say that their boyfriend won't? Who's to say that they won't kill these girls? These are young girls and I just didn't realize how much of an impact I had on these girls' lives until that happened."

In other news, Rodell Vereen of South Carolina was sentenced to three years in prison yesterday after he was caught having sex with a 21-year-old horse named Sugar for the second time in two years. I guess you could say Rodell has a real "sweet tooth." *rimshot* . . . I know this doesn't have anything to do with Rihanna or Chris Brown but I thought this story could use a little lightening up. It's traumatizing this, it's humiliating that, he hit me, he choked me, it hurt, geesh, she can be such a Debbie Downer sometimes!

Rihanna out and about in New York (11/2)

Rihanna and Mariah Carey somehow squeezed both of their heads into the same club at the same time on Halloween night. And it was all downhill from there. From the New York Post:

Mariah Carey and Rihanna refused to talk or be photographed together at a Halloween bash. The dueling divas worked hard to upstage each other at Carey's party at M2 Ultralounge. A source said Rihanna, dressed as a tiger with a tail so long a security guard had to hold it up, partied with three female friends and rapper Ne-Yo in a booth and wouldn't cross the dance floor to pay her respects. Meanwhile Carey, in a corset and giant angel wings, stayed with hubby Nick Cannon in her VIP area. A spy said, "It was Mariah's party, but Rihanna didn't want to be seen with her. And Mariah was not going over to greet Rihanna. Mariah needed six guards to clear a path to the bathroom so her wings wouldn't be dislodged."

If these two ever go to blows, Mariah better be careful -- Rihanna's already proven she knows how to take a punch by someone who weighs three times as much as her. That considered, you'd think after going through a very public domestic abuse case that Rihanna would have learned by now to avoid confrontation. I guess this just means Chris Brown was right all along about her: bitch just doesn't know how to listen.

Chris Brown hasn't heard the last of Wrigley's

Before Chris Brown turned Rihanna's face into a Picasso painting back in February, he had a pretty nice endorsement deal with Wrigley's Doublemint Gum (I don't know if you've heard, but it now has double the flavor and double the fun). Through exhaustive market research, Wrigley's discovered that people don't like to chew gum endorsed by dudes who beat up chicks, so they scrapped the campaign (I'm sure it didn't help that a pack of Wrigley's Juicy Fruit was front and center in the pictures of the blood-spattered interior of Chris' Lamborghini). From Janet Charlton's Hollywood:

Chris Brown hasn’t heard the last of Wrigley Doublemint Gum.  He had a very lucrative contract with Wrigley and his ad campaign was not only successful, it produced his hit song “Forever.” Chris had apparently signed up for another five year stint with Wrigley and finished a number of commercials when the Rihanna incident happened. Wrigley pulled his ads and fired Chris. Now they are said to be preparing to sue Chris for all the money they lost due to his bad behavior. They spent big bucks on ads featuring Chris along with other celebrities like JayZ and Mariah Carey. Since Chris was in them also - everything had to be ditched. Wrigley is mad and we hear they hope to recoup the money Chris caused them to lose with a big fat lawsuit.

It seems like the whole world is piling on Chris because of one tiny momentary lapse in judgment. Call me cynical, but I think race has something to do with it. Don't believe me? Explain to me how Ashton Kutcher's career took off after he got caught with that shipping container full of young Asian sex slaves.

UPDATE: I've just been informed by Ashton's lawyer (very handsome and well-dressed by the way), that Ashton was actually never caught with a shipping container full of young Asian sex slaves. Weird. I could have sworn that happened. My bad.

Rihanna leaving the Martin Margiela show at Paris Fashion Week (10/2)

I bet I know what you're thinking: "Rihanna is ridiculous -- just because you wear crazy see-through clothes and sit in the front row at fashion shows doesn't mean you actually have a sense of fashion." Well I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you're gay.

NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of Rihanna's ass, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

Rihanna upskirt pic

That's Rihanna at the Vivienne Westwood Spring 2010 fashion show in Paris last Friday. According to Flynet, "the real fashion show was in the singer's lap." Wait, I don't get it. How can someone put on a fashion show in their lap? I mean, we're talking maybe 2 square feet of space, hardly enough room to build a runwa -- ohhhhhhhhh, nevermind.

Rihanna arriving to Da Silvano restaurant in New York (9/16)

Rihanna still hasn't figured the whole "tight black shirt + no bra + camera flashes = danger" formula. She accidentally showed off her nipple ring while out and about in New York yesterday. Or maybe she did it on purpose, I don't know. There's really no telling how a chick will react after I drop the "it's not you, it's me" line on her. In my defense, just because you're beautiful and rich doesn't mean you can't be clingy. Oy vey, every single day with her, lemme blow you, lemme blow you, lemme blow you. Well I'm sorry Ri, I got shit to do.

NOTE: To see the uncensored pics of Rihanna's nipples, click the headline pic (or thumbnails) and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

Oprah better watch the fuck out

If you're Chris Brown and you're trying to resurrect your career/image, what's the one thing you don't want to do. Pick a fight with Oprah Winfrey and her legion of well-read housewives ready to die to defend her honor. Oh hey, guess what Chris Brown did? From TMZ:

Oprah Winfrey is firing back at the comments Chris Brown made about her in the new People Magazine. Here's the background: People had asked Brown about the fact that Oprah did "a show on abuse, inspired by Rihanna." Chris replied:

"I commend Oprah on being like, 'This is a problem,' but it was a slap in my face. I did a lot of stuff for her, like going to Africa and performing for her school. She could have been more helpful, like, 'Okay, I'm going to help both of these people out.'"

We called Oprah to see how she felt about Brown's statement, and her rep sent us the following response:

"Oprah is very appreciative that Chris Brown performed at her school but she takes domestic abuse very seriously. She hopes he gets the counseling he needs."

Oprah better watch her back. Nothing sets Chris Brown off more than a strong African American woman that voices her opinion. Of course, if Oprah really wants to ensure her safety, she'll hide somewhere where Chris is too afraid to show his face -- like in church or one of those amateur boxing nights they sometimes have at bars where guys fight other guys who actually hit back. Chris' main point is valid though: If you do a concert for children -- fucking children dude -- you should be allowed to beat up as many women as you want.

Rihanna out and about in New York (8/28)

Rihanna is devastated. Why? Because the guy that beat her up can't come within 100 yards of her of course. Of course. From the Chicago Sun Times:

Despite reports of Rihanna going out dancing and celebrating after Chris Brown's sentencing for beating her, I've learned the Grammy winner is very upset. A close Rihanna aide insists the singer is devastated the judge in the case refused her request to cancel the order banning Brown coming within 100 yards from her -- for the next five years.

"Rihanna is obsessed with Chris ... totally mesmerized by him and convinced he's learned his lesson," said the source.

Supposedly Rihanna is going to wait awhile -- until things quiet down -- and then will again request the judge to reconsider.

Rihanna's probably right. Chris almost certainly has "learned his lesson." Like most men who beat women, he's probably seen the error in his ways and is eager to change. If Chris really wants to show the world that he's no longer violent towards women, the best way he can prove it is by withstanding five minutes of nagging sharing the remote making sure that bitch listens when he speaks.

Chris Brown remembers almost killing Rihanna

Chris Brown's interview with Larry King hasn't even been broadcast yet and he's already in full spin mode. Chris says the clip we saw yesterday -- where he claims he doesn't remember beating up Rihanna -- was a just big misunderstanding. He actually does remember repeatedly punching her in the face. In a statement he released yesterday, Chris said:

"There have been reports on the Internet that I didn't remember what happened that night with Rihanna. I want to try and set things straight.

"That 30 seconds of the interview they used of me was taken from a one hour interview during which that same question was asked something like 4 or 5 times -- and when you look at the entire interview you will see it is not representative of what I said.

"The first four times - or how ever many times it was - I gave the same answer -- which was that I didn't think it was appropriate for me to talk about what happened that night. I said it was not right for me and it really wasn't fair to Rihanna. The fifth time - or whatever it was - I just misspoke. I was asked, "Do you remember doing it?" and I said, "No."

"Of course I remember what happened. Several times during the interview, my mother said that I came to her right afterwards and told her everything. But it was and still is a blur. And yes, I still can't believe it happened because it is not me or who I am or is what happened like anything I have ever done before.

Oops, another misspeak. It's not Chris or who he is or what happened like anything he's ever done before besides that time in November when Rihanna and him got into a fight when they were in Europe and he shoved her into a wall.

"As I have said several times previously, I am ashamed of and sorry for what happened that night and I wish I could relive that moment and change things, but I can't. I take full responsibility for my actions. What I have to do now is to prove to the world that this was an isolated incident and that is not who I am and I intend to do so by my behavior now and in the future.

Oops, another misspeak. It was an isolated incident and that's not who Chris Brown is besides that time in January when Rihanna and him got into a fight when they were in Barbados and he got out of their Range Rover and broke both the front and passenger side windows.

"In conclusion, I am Hitler."

Finally, some truth . . . OK, I might have added that line.

Rihanna out and about in New York (8/26)

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