Rihanna


Rihanna outside the Miu Miu show during Paris Fashion Week (3/5)

Rihanna getting back together with Chris Brown? Gee, what could possibly go wrong? . . . Oh, that's right: a collapsed lung, concussion, broken forearm, torn meniscus, snapped elbow, broken fibula, torn MCL, torn ACL, broken jaw, bruised sternum, and maybe a black eye. A source told the New York Post:
"Chris started texting Rihanna on her birthday [Feb. 20], and the two have been sending each other a flurry of texts ever since. Rihanna didn't write back right away . . . but later that night she started getting sentimental and texted back, 'thank you,' and asked how he was," our source added. "Since then, the two haven't stopped texting each other and friends are freaked out that she's going to start dating him again."

Another source familiar with situation said it was Rihanna who initially reached out to Brown, to tell him she "missed him," before she flew off to Paris to meet Drake on tour.
This doesn't surprise me at all, and if you've been reading Celebslam for the last few years, it shouldn't surprise you amateurs, either. Is there any doubt at all that Rihanna is totally addicted to marginally-talented shit-dicks? What surprises me to this day is the sexual tension between Drake and Chris that no one addresses. It's the lavender gorilla in the room. I guarantee that once the two asswipes merge semen inside of Rihanna at the same time, all of the tension will magically dissipate. It's what BET looks for in soap operas.

*20 Rihanna pictures total in the gallery:

  • Rihanna Paris Fashion Week Outfit 1
  • Rihanna Paris Fashion Week Outfit 2
  • Rihanna Paris Fashion Week Outfit 3
  • Rihanna Paris Fashion Week Outfit 4
  • Rihanna Paris Fashion Week Outfit 5
  • Rihanna Paris Fashion Week Outfit 1
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  • Rihanna Paris Fashion Week Outfit 15

Rihanna at the Jean Paul Gaultier show during Paris Fashion Week (3/2)

Here's Rihanna rocking a mesh shirt at the Jean Paul Gaultier show in Paris. So . . . does this mean tight mesh shirts are socially acceptable now? Woo hoo! *digs through closet*

NOTE: To see the uncensored Rihanna pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*15 Rihanna pictures total in the gallery:

  • Rihanna Fashion Week Nipple 1
  • Rihanna Fashion Week Nipple 2
  • Rihanna Fashion Week Nipple 3
  • Rihanna Fashion Week Nipple 4
  • Rihanna Fashion Week Nipple 5
  • Rihanna Fashion Week Nipple 6
  • Rihanna Fashion Week Nipple 7
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  • Rihanna Fashion Week Nipple 13
  • Rihanna Fashion Week Nipple 14
  • Rihanna Fashion Week Nipple 15


A topless RIhanna headlines the latest roundup of the sexiest social media pictures of the week. Her Instagram has basically become the internet version of Cinemax after 10PM. But with weed. Some people like to eat when they get stoned (I will throat punch you for some Taco Bell). Rihanna likes to get naked.

*57 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Rihanna
  • Brittney Palmer and Arianny Celeste
  • Emily Osment
  • Ariel Meredith
  • Aimee Teegarden
  • Elizabeth Gillies
  • Nina Agdal
  • Izabel Goulart
  • Aubrey ODay
  • Irina Shayk
  • Rihanna
  • Daniela Lopez
  • Rihanna
  • Alexa Vega
  • Jasmin Walia
  • Rihanna
  • Jasmin Walia
  • Selita Ebanks
  • Alyssa Miller
  • Alexa Vega
  • Jocelyn Chew
  • Ashley Tisdale
  • Alyssa Miller
  • Ariana Grande
  • Jocelyn Chew
  • Aubrey ODay
  • Adriana Lima
  • Aubrey ODay
  • Christina Masterson
  • Alyssa Miller
  • Kacey Barnfield
  • Daniela Lopez
  • Ariana Grande
  • Kylie Minogue
  • Kacey Barnfield

Rihanna leaving the Gansevoort Hotel in New York (11/17)

What? It's just Rihanna in thigh-high suede fuck me boots and a one-piece velour bodysuit. It was laundry day.

*30 Rihanna pictures total in the gallery:

  • Rihanna Sexy Velour Outfit 1
  • Rihanna Sexy Velour Outfit 2
  • Rihanna Sexy Velour Outfit 3
  • Rihanna Sexy Velour Outfit 4
  • Rihanna Sexy Velour Outfit 5
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  • Rihanna Sexy Velour Outfit 15
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  • Rihanna Sexy Velour Outfit 19
  • Rihanna Sexy Velour Outfit 20
  • Rihanna Sexy Velour Outfit 21
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  • Rihanna Sexy Velour Outfit 26
  • Rihanna Sexy Velour Outfit 27
  • Rihanna Sexy Velour Outfit 28
  • Rihanna Sexy Velour Outfit 29
  • Rihanna Sexy Velour Outfit 30

Rihanna bikini pics! (Holetown, Barbados - 11/6)

Here's Rihanna enjoying a beer in a bikini yesterday in her native Barbados. Not bad. I tried to fit her entire freakish forehead in the picture, but c'mon, I'm a celebrity blogger, not a god damn miracle worker. Forgive me.

*51 Rihanna bikini pictures total in the gallery:

  • Rihanna Beer in a Bikini 1
  • Rihanna Beer in a Bikini 2
  • Rihanna Beer in a Bikini 3
  • Rihanna Beer in a Bikini 4
  • Rihanna Beer in a Bikini 5
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  • Rihanna Beer in a Bikini 30

Rihanna leaving her hotel in London (9/11)

While leaving her hotel in London yesterday, Rihanna engaged in a series of pelvic thrusts with her purse, demonstrating to bystanders her bold stance against the established notion of womanhood in a modern patriarchal society. In effect, she used a traditional female object as a phallic metaphor to shatter the notion of societal phallic domination. Or maybe she's just a drunken fucking idiot. Yeah, I bet that's it.

*26 Rihanna pictures total in the gallery:

  • Rihanna is Trash
  • Tacky Rihanna
  • Nasty Rihanna
  • Dirty Rihanna
  • Dumb Rihanna
  • Rihanna No Class
  • Rihanna No Grace
  • Drunk Rihanna
  • Rihanna is High
  • Rihanna is Drunk
  • Rihanna Flag Dress
  • Rihanna World Flag Jumper
  • Rihanna London Idiot
  • Idiot Rihanna
  • Rihanna Tongue Out
  • Annoying Rihanna
  • Rihanna is Tacky
  • Rihanna is Nasty
  • Rihanna STD
  • Rihanna is Dirty
  • Rihanna is Dumb
  • Rihanna is Annoying
  • Rihanna No Talent Ass Clown
  • Rihanna Acting Like an Idiot
  • Rihanna Tongue Pics

Rihanna leaving Neil Lane Jewelry in West Hollywood (8/1)

I know it may sound crazy that Rihanna spent $150,000 throwing a lavish funeral for her grandmother Clara in 2012, but she actually got a great deal on it: 75% off! From TMZ:
Rihanna sent her grandma out in grand style and now the funeral company has sent her a lawsuit.

Clara Brathwaite died in June, 2012. Her body was sent to Barbados for burial, and Rihanna wanted a party, complete with tents, multi-media large screens, huge exotic floral arrangements -- the whole kit and caboodle. But parties/funerals come at a price and the company that threw grandma's final shindig claims the grand total was more than $150,000, and Rihanna paid only about a quarter of that and refused to pay more.

The lawsuit claims Rihanna claimed the bill was exorbitant and she refused to pay the balance. The funeral home claims Rihanna's demands came at a hefty price.
Who's the bigger idiot? It could be Rihanna for having a royal funeral for her grandma who was probably embarrassed of her, or better yet it's the funeral planner for letting Rihanna spike Miss Brathwaite into the stinking earth on layaway -- surely they knew that Rihanna wasn't good for the money. Good luck collecting the rest of your cash, assholes. Maybe if you guys dig up the old lady and get a Weekend at Bernie's situation going, you could fool Rihanna into coughing up the rest of the cash (wow, I know that was rough, but I could have gone much darker than a Weekend at Bernie's reference, trust me).

*15 Rihanna pictures total in the gallery:

  • Rihanna Pokies
  • Rihanna No Bra
  • Rihanna Braless
  • Rihanna Nipples
  • Rihanna Nipple Ring Pic
  • Rihanna Boobs Showing
  • Pokies Rihanna
  • Rihanna Nipple Showing
  • No Bra Rihanna
  • Braless Rihanna
  • Nipples Rihanna
  • Nipple Ring Rihanna Photos
  • Boobs Showing Rihanna
  • Nipple Showing Rihanna
  • Rihanna Belly

Rihanna on a yacht in St. Tropez last year

Rihanna needs to hire a financial adviser or something. She's blowing through cash at "Britney Spears off her meds"-type levels. A source told the Daily Star:
"Rihanna makes decisions based on how she's feeling at the moment. She'll spend six-figure sums on yachts, private jets, trips worldwide and then decide not to go. She's forever changing her mind at the last moment, even if she's already paid for it. It all depends on how she feels when she wakes up. Rihanna recently organised a villa in St Tropez for a weekend, all paid for with six staff and flights booked for her security, but didn't go in the end. She also hired a yacht for a two-day break on the Med, which was [$120k] a day, and she never made it on board.

"In one day, Rihanna flew to New York in a private jet just to get a tattoo, which was her 14th inking. She spent a fortune buying a wardrobe full of clothes from Italian designer Pugliese, who also dresses Madonna and Beyonce. She hasn't even bothered looking at the items of clothing yet, it was just a whim at the time."
Yeah, I know Rihanna isn't playing cards with a full deck (puff, puff, pass), but her decision-making ability has never been sound to begin with. From spending thousands of dollars needlessly to not covering that fivehead while out in public, RiRi is making a case to have outside parties question her mental state (a la Britney Spears). This is the reason why I nominate Chris Brown to act as her conservator. Even though Chris' management style isn't for everyone, he has that giant bisexual pacifier in his pants to keep Rihanna occupied. And suppose Rihanna buys some airplane or whatever on a whim, Chris will break her of the habit by smashing her face into the cockpit and then go on B.E.T. to complain about how I cover the incident.

*25 Rihanna pictures total in the gallery:

  • Rihanna Yacht Pics
  • Rihanna Bikini Boobs Pictures
  • Rihanna Swimsuit Photos
  • Rihanna Vacation Images
  • Rihanna Europe Pics
  • Rihanna Yacht Pictures
  • Rihanna Bikini Tits Photos
  • Rihanna Swimsuit Images
  • Rihanna Vacation Pics
  • Rihanna Yacht Photos
  • Rihanna Bikini Boobs Images
  • Rihanna Swimsuit Gallery
  • Rihanna Swimsuit Pics
  • Rihanna Vacation Pictures
  • Rihanna Yacht Images
  • Rihanna Bikini Body Gallery
  • Rihanna Smoking Bikini Pics
  • Rihanna Swimsuit Pictures
  • Rihanna Vacation Photos
  • Rihanna Yacht Gallery
  • Rihanna Fake Boobs
  • Rihanna Breast Implants
  • Rihanna Fake Tits
  • Rihanna Boob Job
  • Rihanna Natural Breasts

Rihanna leaving the Grand Hotel in Stockholm, Sweden (7/22)

Gosh, how embarrassing for Rihanna. She performed at the Globe Arena in Stockholm on Monday, and she accidentally forgot to wear a bra. And compounding the tragic mistake was the see-through mesh shirt she wore. It was the perfect storm of everything that could go wrong for her. And none of her entourage told her about it. And she didn't walk by any mirrors. That poor little lamb. I almost feel guilty clicking on these pictures and taking advantage of a young woman's vulnerability and forgetfulness. *sigh*

NOTE: To see the uncensored Rihanna Nipple Ring Pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.

*10 Rihanna nipple pictures total in the gallery:

  • Rihanna Nipple Rings
  • NSFW Rihanna
  • Nipple Rings Rihanna
  • Rihanna NSFW Pics
  • Rihanna Boobies
  • Rihanna Nip Rings
  • Rihanna Tits Pictures
  • Rihanna NSFW Pictures
  • Rihanna NSFW Tits
  • Rihanna See Through Shirt

Jay-Z, Rihanna, and Beyonce at the NBA All Star Game in L.A. in 2011

Count Beyonce among those tiring of Rihanna's antics. Aw yeah, baby. This has "sexy chick fight in a pool of JELL-O" written all over it. From the National Enquirer:
"Rihanna's always been edgy, but now she's completely out of control," an insider told The Enquirer. "Beyonce has considered herself on of Rihanna's mentors since (her husband) Jay-Z signed Rihanna to his label in 2004. And Rihanna has referred to Beyonce as a big sister. But Beyonce has worked hard to empower women with her music, and she feels Rihanna is undoing a lot of that work. She's at the point now where seeing Rihanna grabbing her crotch on stage makes her feel sick.

"Jay's very protective of Ri and doesn't want to rock the boat, but Bey felt she wouldn't be doing her hob if she didn't say something. Bey thinks Rihanna is making herself look trashy for no good reason." (Print Edition - 7/15)
Oh, brother. Who invited Mother Teresa to the party? Amazing, just amazing. Just to recap, Rihanna staying with the scumbag who wiped a Lamborghini dashboard with her face didn't seem to get a rise out of Beyonce, but let the kid grab her cooch and puff a lil' stinky and WHAM!, Mrs. Carter is all up in a bitch's business? What a phony. I think I know of a way to get these two back on the same page. Beyonce should start smoking weed every hour of every day and Rihanna should marry a guy who refuses to acknowledge their relationship for years and then fake a pregnancy with him. If the two can do that and Rihanna also pretends the Lion King hairpiece she bought from a Broadway overstock clearance sale is real hair like Beyonce does, then I'll consider their relationship saved.

*10 Rihanna, Beyonce, and Jay-Z pictures total in the gallery:

  • Rihanna Beyonce Fighting
  • Jay Z Rihanna Kiss
  • Beyonce Hates Rihanna
  • Rihanna High Heels
  • Rihanna Embracing Jay Z
  • Jay Z Beyonce All Star Game
  • Beyonce Cleavage Tits
  • Beyonce Not Having Fun
  • Rihanna Red Hair
  • Rihanna Fight with Beyonce

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