Rihanna

Rihanna out and about in L.A. (1/25)

Rihanna went out for dinner in L.A. on Wednesday night, and I hope the place she went to didn't have a "no bra, no service" policy because she definitely wasn't wearing one. Rihanna's actually been in the news a lot the past few weeks. She spent her recent Hawaii vacation getting high in front of the paparazzi the whole time. And she just got the words "Thug Life" tattooed across her knuckles. She's a shoe-in for the lead role if Hollywood ever makes a movie where the plot revolves around someone who keeps making bad decisions.

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Rihanna arriving at a tattoo parlor in West Hollywood (1/5)

It's a little strange that Rihanna hasn't distanced herself from Chris Brown since he beat the shit out of her three years ago (they talk all the time on Twitter), and now Us Weekly says the two "have been secretly hooking up for a year." Gee, I hope he doesn't break her heart again . . .and by "heart" I mean "orbital bone." A source told the mag:

"[Rihanna] and Brown meet up very casually ... She comes to see him anytime she's in L.A."

Explains a music industry source: "They can't get enough of each other. I don't see it ending well."

"Rihanna loves to live dangerously, and talking to and hooking up with Chris is all part of that," adds a Rihanna insider.

Is this a surprise? Rihanna has been miserable since Chris stopped busting her womb on the regular. Whatever, dude. I guess I'm happy for them. This dispels a couple of rumors about these two lovebirds. The first, Rihanna can take a whipping and keep on ticking. Second, Chris Brown may not be gay after all.

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Rihanna bikini pics!

In between getting high and getting high, Rihanna's been tweeting bikini pics from her current trip to Hawaii. That's her above doing a little exercise -- though I use the term "exercise" very loosely. You simply do not want to lift your back heel that much. And why is she pushing her butt out like that in an exaggerated manner? Not only is she asking for an injury, but she's not getting the full cardiovascular benefit she'd be getting if she had better form. Idiot.

Wait a minute, I think I completely missed the point of these.

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Rihanna bikini pics!

+ Julianne Hough is a bikini stuntwoman (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Kerry Washington is not wearing pants [Popoholic]
+ Khloe Kardashian's uterus is a barren wasteland [IDLYITW]
+ UK reality star Chloe Sims upskirt (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Cindy Crawford's daughter is already doing modeling [Just Jared]

+ Even more Rihanna bikini pics [Celebuzz]
+ Jennah Anderson is lingerie perfection [Linkiest]
+ Leaked celebrity cell phone pics [Holy Taco]
+ Johnny Depp is gonna get so much ass now [Cele|bitchy]

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Rihanna in Maui (1/16)

For the second straight day, Rihanna was seen smoking a fat blunt while on vacation in Hawaii. Because really, what the hell else are you supposed to do in Hawaii? Visit the Museum of Hawaii's Meaningful Contributions to Society? It's a tiny room full of nothing.

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Rihanna arriving at LAX airport for a flight (1/14)

+ Julia Stegner's boobs in Vogue (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Charlize Theron does what with diamonds? [Guyism]
+ They totally had sex [Celebuzz]
+ Golden Globes nip slip (NSFW) [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Fight video! [Busted Coverage]

+ Tina Fey strikes again [Dlisted]
+ Argentinian hottie Rocio Guirao Diaz [Linkiest]
+ Is Jake Gyllenhaal tapping that ass? [Just Jared]
+ Guess who got arrested again [Evil Beet]

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Rihanna is high as a kite

Rihanna is currently on vacation in Hawaii, and yesterday the paparazzi caught her smoking a fat blunt of the island's finest. Medicinal, I'm assuming. She doesn't need glaucoma ruining her vacation.

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Rihanna bikini pics!

Here's some pics of Rihanna down in her native Barbados yesterday. If Chris Brown hadn't beat her up a few years ago, I bet he would have been there with her, too. Looks like you cost yourself a luxury beach vacation, Mr. Punchy.

In related news, how do your tits almost fall out of your top if you have a B-cup?

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Rihanna is number one

Katy Perry is apparently trying to get her friend Rihanna to go to rehab because her drinking has been so out of control lately. Boooooo Katy. No one likes a buzzkill. Besides, a little alcoholism has never hurt anybody. Does wonders for your skin. A source told Star:

"Katy begged Rihanna to take some time off and get therapy. Rihanna's been running on empty. And rather than resting, she's drinking and clubbing until the early hours of the morning. Rihanna's been self-medicating with booze ever since her split [with Chris Brown], and it's not getting better. She calls Katy in tears, saying how down she is and that her life's controlled by her label. She just wants a loving boyfriend."

Russell Brand, a recovering addict himself, has expressed concern. "He told Katy that she had to step in because Rihanna is on a very slippery slope," continues the source. "She's touched that they want to help, and she agrees that she must stop. She doesn't want to be the next Amy Winehouse." (Print Edition - 12/12)

I hope Rihanna realizes what a great friend she has in Katy Perry. Most celebrities simply wouldn't care, but Katy is a Christian, and that's how we roll. Since a good, God-fearing churchgoer like her would never accept money as a thank you, I suggest Rihanna show her appreciation by motorboating Katy's funbags and letting me watch. Who's with me? My priest told me that the only thing in this world more beautiful than Katy Perry's breasts would be to watch Rihanna's cinnamon lips suck on them. Sort of weird that he randomly mentioned that to me, but he does have a point.

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Rihanna's crappy house

Rihanna should probably just rent from now on. From the Daily Mail:

Rihanna has put her leaking Beverly Hills home up for sale at a $2.4m loss. The singer is selling the mansion at a massive loss [list price: $4.5 million] having paid $6.9m for the 10 bedroom home two years ago. She claims the home is so poorly built that it leaks water and is virtually uninhabitable.

Rihanna, 23, is suing the former owner of the 8,500sq ft home as well as her estate agent and the property inspector who looked over the home before she bought it. In a lawsuit filed in August she claimed the home was "laden with construction defects."

Uh Rihanna, good luck selling this house when you've said it's "poorly built," "uninhabitable," and a "major fixer." While she's at it, Rihanna might as well tell prospective buyers that it's a former toxic waste dump -- or even worse -- located in Detroit. No, if Rihanna ever wants to get any of her money back from that house, she's going to have to do what any mobster smart business person would do in this situation: burn it down and collect the insurance.

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