Rihanna at the 2014 CFDA Fashion Awards at Alice Tully Hall in New York (6/2)
Rihanna was one of the many celebrities who attended the CFDA Fashion Awards in New York last night, but the only one who was pretty much naked. She wore a metallic, chainmail-looking dress that did a pretty terrible job at covering what was beneath it. Con: Everyone could see her nipples. Pro: She had a 0% chance of dying in a medieval sword attack. Nice.
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*31 Rihanna pictures total in the gallery:
Rihanna in Lui Magazine (France)
You know how some celebrities do photoshoots where they're completely naked, but there's a strategic elbow, thigh, or forearm in the way? This is not one of those photoshoots. The only way Rihanna could be more naked in these pictures is if she took her hat off. She's so naked that Chris Brown wants to beat off to her instead of beat her.
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*10 Rihanna full nude pictures total in the gallery:
Rihanna outside the Miu Miu show during Paris Fashion Week (3/5)
Rihanna getting back together with Chris Brown? Gee, what could possibly go wrong? . . . Oh, that's right: a collapsed lung, concussion, broken forearm, torn meniscus, snapped elbow, broken fibula, torn MCL, torn ACL, broken jaw, bruised sternum, and maybe a black eye. A source told the New York Post:
"Chris started texting Rihanna on her birthday [Feb. 20], and the two have been sending each other a flurry of texts ever since. Rihanna didn't write back right away . . . but later that night she started getting sentimental and texted back, 'thank you,' and asked how he was," our source added. "Since then, the two haven't stopped texting each other and friends are freaked out that she's going to start dating him again."This doesn't surprise me at all, and if you've been reading Celebslam for the last few years, it shouldn't surprise you amateurs, either. Is there any doubt at all that Rihanna is totally addicted to marginally-talented shit-dicks? What surprises me to this day is the sexual tension between Drake and Chris that no one addresses. It's the lavender gorilla in the room. I guarantee that once the two asswipes merge semen inside of Rihanna at the same time, all of the tension will magically dissipate. It's what BET looks for in soap operas.
Another source familiar with situation said it was Rihanna who initially reached out to Brown, to tell him she "missed him," before she flew off to Paris to meet Drake on tour.
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Rihanna at the Jean Paul Gaultier show during Paris Fashion Week (3/2)
Here's Rihanna rocking a mesh shirt at the Jean Paul Gaultier show in Paris. So . . . does this mean tight mesh shirts are socially acceptable now? Woo hoo! *digs through closet*
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*15 Rihanna pictures total in the gallery:
A topless RIhanna headlines the latest roundup of the sexiest social media pictures of the week. Her Instagram has basically become the internet version of Cinemax after 10PM. But with weed. Some people like to eat when they get stoned (I will throat punch you for some Taco Bell). Rihanna likes to get naked.
*57 pictures total in the gallery:
Rihanna bikini pics! (Holetown, Barbados - 11/6)
Here's Rihanna enjoying a beer in a bikini yesterday in her native Barbados. Not bad. I tried to fit her entire freakish forehead in the picture, but c'mon, I'm a celebrity blogger, not a god damn miracle worker. Forgive me.
*51 Rihanna bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Rihanna leaving her hotel in London (9/11)
While leaving her hotel in London yesterday, Rihanna engaged in a series of pelvic thrusts with her purse, demonstrating to bystanders her bold stance against the established notion of womanhood in a modern patriarchal society. In effect, she used a traditional female object as a phallic metaphor to shatter the notion of societal phallic domination. Or maybe she's just a drunken fucking idiot. Yeah, I bet that's it.
*26 Rihanna pictures total in the gallery:
Rihanna leaving Neil Lane Jewelry in West Hollywood (8/1)
I know it may sound crazy that Rihanna spent $150,000 throwing a lavish funeral for her grandmother Clara in 2012, but she actually got a great deal on it: 75% off! From TMZ:
Rihanna sent her grandma out in grand style and now the funeral company has sent her a lawsuit.Who's the bigger idiot? It could be Rihanna for having a royal funeral for her grandma who was probably embarrassed of her, or better yet it's the funeral planner for letting Rihanna spike Miss Brathwaite into the stinking earth on layaway -- surely they knew that Rihanna wasn't good for the money. Good luck collecting the rest of your cash, assholes. Maybe if you guys dig up the old lady and get a Weekend at Bernie's situation going, you could fool Rihanna into coughing up the rest of the cash (wow, I know that was rough, but I could have gone much darker than a Weekend at Bernie's reference, trust me).
Clara Brathwaite died in June, 2012. Her body was sent to Barbados for burial, and Rihanna wanted a party, complete with tents, multi-media large screens, huge exotic floral arrangements -- the whole kit and caboodle. But parties/funerals come at a price and the company that threw grandma's final shindig claims the grand total was more than $150,000, and Rihanna paid only about a quarter of that and refused to pay more.
The lawsuit claims Rihanna claimed the bill was exorbitant and she refused to pay the balance. The funeral home claims Rihanna's demands came at a hefty price.
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