Rihanna bikini pics! (Holetown, Barbados - 11/6)
Here's Rihanna enjoying a beer in a bikini yesterday in her native Barbados. Not bad. I tried to fit her entire freakish forehead in the picture, but c'mon, I'm a celebrity blogger, not a god damn miracle worker. Forgive me.
*51 Rihanna bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Rihanna leaving her hotel in London (9/11)
While leaving her hotel in London yesterday, Rihanna engaged in a series of pelvic thrusts with her purse, demonstrating to bystanders her bold stance against the established notion of womanhood in a modern patriarchal society. In effect, she used a traditional female object as a phallic metaphor to shatter the notion of societal phallic domination. Or maybe she's just a drunken fucking idiot. Yeah, I bet that's it.
*26 Rihanna pictures total in the gallery:
Rihanna leaving Neil Lane Jewelry in West Hollywood (8/1)
I know it may sound crazy that Rihanna spent $150,000 throwing a lavish funeral for her grandmother Clara in 2012, but she actually got a great deal on it: 75% off! From TMZ:
Rihanna sent her grandma out in grand style and now the funeral company has sent her a lawsuit.Who's the bigger idiot? It could be Rihanna for having a royal funeral for her grandma who was probably embarrassed of her, or better yet it's the funeral planner for letting Rihanna spike Miss Brathwaite into the stinking earth on layaway -- surely they knew that Rihanna wasn't good for the money. Good luck collecting the rest of your cash, assholes. Maybe if you guys dig up the old lady and get a Weekend at Bernie's situation going, you could fool Rihanna into coughing up the rest of the cash (wow, I know that was rough, but I could have gone much darker than a Weekend at Bernie's reference, trust me).
Clara Brathwaite died in June, 2012. Her body was sent to Barbados for burial, and Rihanna wanted a party, complete with tents, multi-media large screens, huge exotic floral arrangements -- the whole kit and caboodle. But parties/funerals come at a price and the company that threw grandma's final shindig claims the grand total was more than $150,000, and Rihanna paid only about a quarter of that and refused to pay more.
The lawsuit claims Rihanna claimed the bill was exorbitant and she refused to pay the balance. The funeral home claims Rihanna's demands came at a hefty price.
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Rihanna on a yacht in St. Tropez last year
Rihanna needs to hire a financial adviser or something. She's blowing through cash at "Britney Spears off her meds"-type levels. A source told the Daily Star:
"Rihanna makes decisions based on how she's feeling at the moment. She'll spend six-figure sums on yachts, private jets, trips worldwide and then decide not to go. She's forever changing her mind at the last moment, even if she's already paid for it. It all depends on how she feels when she wakes up. Rihanna recently organised a villa in St Tropez for a weekend, all paid for with six staff and flights booked for her security, but didn't go in the end. She also hired a yacht for a two-day break on the Med, which was [$120k] a day, and she never made it on board.Yeah, I know Rihanna isn't playing cards with a full deck (puff, puff, pass), but her decision-making ability has never been sound to begin with. From spending thousands of dollars needlessly to not covering that fivehead while out in public, RiRi is making a case to have outside parties question her mental state (a la Britney Spears). This is the reason why I nominate Chris Brown to act as her conservator. Even though Chris' management style isn't for everyone, he has that giant bisexual pacifier in his pants to keep Rihanna occupied. And suppose Rihanna buys some airplane or whatever on a whim, Chris will break her of the habit by smashing her face into the cockpit and then go on B.E.T. to complain about how I cover the incident.
"In one day, Rihanna flew to New York in a private jet just to get a tattoo, which was her 14th inking. She spent a fortune buying a wardrobe full of clothes from Italian designer Pugliese, who also dresses Madonna and Beyonce. She hasn't even bothered looking at the items of clothing yet, it was just a whim at the time."
*25 Rihanna pictures total in the gallery:
Rihanna leaving the Grand Hotel in Stockholm, Sweden (7/22)
Gosh, how embarrassing for Rihanna. She performed at the Globe Arena in Stockholm on Monday, and she accidentally forgot to wear a bra. And compounding the tragic mistake was the see-through mesh shirt she wore. It was the perfect storm of everything that could go wrong for her. And none of her entourage told her about it. And she didn't walk by any mirrors. That poor little lamb. I almost feel guilty clicking on these pictures and taking advantage of a young woman's vulnerability and forgetfulness. *sigh*
NOTE: To see the uncensored Rihanna Nipple Ring Pictures, click the picture above or any thumbnail with a yellow star on it and then click the "Full Size" button located at the top or bottom of the image.
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Jay-Z, Rihanna, and Beyonce at the NBA All Star Game in L.A. in 2011
Count Beyonce among those tiring of Rihanna's antics. Aw yeah, baby. This has "sexy chick fight in a pool of JELL-O" written all over it. From the National Enquirer:
"Rihanna's always been edgy, but now she's completely out of control," an insider told The Enquirer. "Beyonce has considered herself on of Rihanna's mentors since (her husband) Jay-Z signed Rihanna to his label in 2004. And Rihanna has referred to Beyonce as a big sister. But Beyonce has worked hard to empower women with her music, and she feels Rihanna is undoing a lot of that work. She's at the point now where seeing Rihanna grabbing her crotch on stage makes her feel sick.Oh, brother. Who invited Mother Teresa to the party? Amazing, just amazing. Just to recap, Rihanna staying with the scumbag who wiped a Lamborghini dashboard with her face didn't seem to get a rise out of Beyonce, but let the kid grab her cooch and puff a lil' stinky and WHAM!, Mrs. Carter is all up in a bitch's business? What a phony. I think I know of a way to get these two back on the same page. Beyonce should start smoking weed every hour of every day and Rihanna should marry a guy who refuses to acknowledge their relationship for years and then fake a pregnancy with him. If the two can do that and Rihanna also pretends the Lion King hairpiece she bought from a Broadway overstock clearance sale is real hair like Beyonce does, then I'll consider their relationship saved.
"Jay's very protective of Ri and doesn't want to rock the boat, but Bey felt she wouldn't be doing her hob if she didn't say something. Bey thinks Rihanna is making herself look trashy for no good reason." (Print Edition - 7/15)
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Rihanna and Cara Delevingne about a yacht in the South of France (7/13)
Rihanna and British supermodel Cara Delevingne have become pretty good friends over the past few months, and earlier this week they had a sexy yacht party off the South of France where they "took shots of tequila and drank beers in between swimming in the ocean and riding jet skis." And then they died. Because they took shots of tequila and drank beers in between swimming in the ocean and riding jet skis. I mean, right? That seems dangerous.
*35 Rihanna and Cara Delevingne bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Rihanna leaving her hotel in Manchester, U.K. (7/16)
At first I thought these were the first pictures of Kate Middleton after giving birth to the royal baby, but then I read the description from the paparazzi agency, and they said it was Rihanna. Oopsy! Easy mistake to make!
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Rihanna at Sopot Beach in Poland (7/7)
Rihanna was in Poland over the weekend for the Heineken Open'er Festival, and Sunday she was spotted at the beach in the coastal town of Sopot. Sopot actually features the longest wooden pier in Europe, which stretches 1691 feet into the Bay of Gdansk. "Wow, that is so incredible -- I have to get a picture," no one has said ever.
*31 Rihanna bikini pictures total in the gallery: