Rihanna on a yacht off Cannes, France (9/2)
How exactly does Rihanna make money nowadays? Sure she toured in the past, and may have sold a few albums, but she's been on permanent vacation for what seems like years now. Wake up (usually in the South of France). Smoke weed. Party on a yacht. Get drunk. Smoke more weed. Go to bed. Rinse. Repeat. She's like a billionaire college student.
*25 Rihanna bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Rihanna at the 2014 CFDA Fashion Awards at Alice Tully Hall in New York (6/2)
Rihanna was one of the many celebrities who attended the CFDA Fashion Awards in New York last night, but the only one who was pretty much naked. She wore a metallic, chainmail-looking dress that did a pretty terrible job at covering what was beneath it. Con: Everyone could see her nipples. Pro: She had a 0% chance of dying in a medieval sword attack. Nice.
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*31 Rihanna pictures total in the gallery:
Rihanna in Lui Magazine (France)
You know how some celebrities do photoshoots where they're completely naked, but there's a strategic elbow, thigh, or forearm in the way? This is not one of those photoshoots. The only way Rihanna could be more naked in these pictures is if she took her hat off. She's so naked that Chris Brown wants to beat off to her instead of beat her.
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Rihanna outside the Miu Miu show during Paris Fashion Week (3/5)
Rihanna getting back together with Chris Brown? Gee, what could possibly go wrong? . . . Oh, that's right: a collapsed lung, concussion, broken forearm, torn meniscus, snapped elbow, broken fibula, torn MCL, torn ACL, broken jaw, bruised sternum, and maybe a black eye. A source told the New York Post:
"Chris started texting Rihanna on her birthday [Feb. 20], and the two have been sending each other a flurry of texts ever since. Rihanna didn't write back right away . . . but later that night she started getting sentimental and texted back, 'thank you,' and asked how he was," our source added. "Since then, the two haven't stopped texting each other and friends are freaked out that she's going to start dating him again."This doesn't surprise me at all, and if you've been reading Celebslam for the last few years, it shouldn't surprise you amateurs, either. Is there any doubt at all that Rihanna is totally addicted to marginally-talented shit-dicks? What surprises me to this day is the sexual tension between Drake and Chris that no one addresses. It's the lavender gorilla in the room. I guarantee that once the two asswipes merge semen inside of Rihanna at the same time, all of the tension will magically dissipate. It's what BET looks for in soap operas.
Another source familiar with situation said it was Rihanna who initially reached out to Brown, to tell him she "missed him," before she flew off to Paris to meet Drake on tour.
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Rihanna at the Jean Paul Gaultier show during Paris Fashion Week (3/2)
Here's Rihanna rocking a mesh shirt at the Jean Paul Gaultier show in Paris. So . . . does this mean tight mesh shirts are socially acceptable now? Woo hoo! *digs through closet*
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A topless RIhanna headlines the latest roundup of the sexiest social media pictures of the week. Her Instagram has basically become the internet version of Cinemax after 10PM. But with weed. Some people like to eat when they get stoned (I will throat punch you for some Taco Bell). Rihanna likes to get naked.
*57 pictures total in the gallery:
Rihanna bikini pics! (Holetown, Barbados - 11/6)
Here's Rihanna enjoying a beer in a bikini yesterday in her native Barbados. Not bad. I tried to fit her entire freakish forehead in the picture, but c'mon, I'm a celebrity blogger, not a god damn miracle worker. Forgive me.
*51 Rihanna bikini pictures total in the gallery:
Rihanna leaving her hotel in London (9/11)
While leaving her hotel in London yesterday, Rihanna engaged in a series of pelvic thrusts with her purse, demonstrating to bystanders her bold stance against the established notion of womanhood in a modern patriarchal society. In effect, she used a traditional female object as a phallic metaphor to shatter the notion of societal phallic domination. Or maybe she's just a drunken fucking idiot. Yeah, I bet that's it.
*26 Rihanna pictures total in the gallery: