Renee Zellweger
Renee Zellweger at the UK premiere of Bee Movie in London (12/6)
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Remember the mystery surrounding the short-lived marriage between actress Renee Zellweger and country singer Kenny Chesney? Just four months into their 2005 marriage, Zellweger sought an annulment, citing fraud. Most people assumed the "fraud" that Zellweger cited was Kenny's fondness of other men. Don't know why this is making news now but someone at the Associated Press wrote a story about it. And where the AP goes, I follow. Regarding the rumors, Chesney claims:
"It's not true. Period. Maybe I should have come out and said, `No, I'm not (gay),' but I didn't want to draw any more attention to it ... I didn't have to prove to anybody that I wasn't (gay). I didn't feel like I really did. We thought the least harmful (stated reason) was fraud because it (is) kind of broad ... doesn't specify. The only fraud that was committed was me thinking that I knew what it was like ... that I really understood what it was like to be married, and I really didn't." (Source)
And here we have this picture of Kenny staring at the gorgeous Marissa Miller from the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition:
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And here we have this picture of Kenny staring at the gorgeous Marissa Miller from the upcoming Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition:
There you have it. No guy staring at Marissa Miller with that raging a hardon could possibly like men. She's basically a gayness barometer. If you look at her and don't get a little chub, you're gay. Try it out. You can't argue with science. Many have tried, all have failed.
Renee Zellweger and Luke Perry are probably having sex. According to the New York Post, the two were seen last week having an intimate dinner at the Sunset Tower Hotel's Tower Bar restaurant:
"They both looked super-skinny. He was looking very grungy - baggy jeans, lumberjack flannel shirt and baseball cap. She had on a white button-down shirt, glasses and striped pants. They were talking very closely and rubbing knees."
This couldn’t have been the real Luke Perry, it had to have been some Luke Perry spirit/doppelganger. Seriously, no real man would hook up with Renee Zellweger. The bitch looks like a more transparent version of a ghost. I should be reading about her haunting little children’s dreams not about her going a date with a guy whose last paid acting role was during the Reagan Administration.
