Reggie Bush and Lilit Avagyan leaving Bel Bambini in West Hollywood (2/4)
Why aren't we talking more about the fact that Reggie Bush is engaged to a chick who looks exactly like Kim Kardashian, and Kim Kardashian is engaged to a dude who looks exactly like Reggie Bush? I feel like this should be a bigger story. It's clear that Reggie and Kim still love each other deeply and are just biding their time with these doppelgangers until they reunite on the shocking season premiere of Keeping up with the Kardashians.
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Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush at Whitehouse Nightclub in New York in 2008
There have been whispers in the past that Kim Kardashian cheated on Reggie Bush with Kanye West, but now Kim's ex-husband Kris' ex-girlfriend Myla Sinanaj says not only did Kim cheat, but she helped set it up. Jesus, this is like an episode of Maury. She tweeted:
"I was the one making kanye keys to her suit at 2am!!! Back when she was supposed to be with the love of her life Reggie Bush right?? ... She should thank me for my discretion for not mentioning the fact when I was the Overnight Manager at the W Hotel ... My advice to Kanye is 'if they cheat with you, they cheat on you.' Remember that shit."Kim Kardashian cheated on [INSERT ATHLETE/RAPPER NAME HERE] with [INSERT ATHLETE/RAPPER NAME HERE] all the while playing the victim? That's a detail worth mentioning to [INSERT ATHLETE/RAPPER NAME HERE]'s lawyers during divorce proceedings. I'm obviously goofing on you guys -- we all know Kim only lets a very "specific" type of guy raw dog her. You know who I mean, right? Those guys who are always the loudest in the room, never shut up during movies, drive ridiculously tacky and ostentatious vehicles, and are never on time for anything . . . you know, celebrities. I know where you guys were going with this and I'll answer your question with a resounding YES, you are racist. Shame on you.
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Kim cheated on Reggie with Kanye?
Did Kim Kardashian cheat on Reggie Bush with Kanye West? That's the claim rapper Consequence (not his given name) and his girlfriend Jen The Pen (not her given name) made on Power 105.1's Breakfast Club show earlier this week. But, but, but, that's just not possible -- Kim Kardashian is a graceful flower . . . who pulls trains through NAACP conventions and NFL combines. Via the Daily Mail:
Consequence was explaining why [Kanye and he] fell out when his girlfriend Jen interjected and made the claims.What do you call Kim Kardashian cheating on a brother with another brother? Tuesday.
"When he [Kanye] was sticking Kim when Kim was with Reggie you know whose secret that was? That was our secret ... When the rest of the world didn't know ... [Consequence] had his back every night that man called 'Wat do I, what do I do about Kim. I need to be with her.' That secret was in my home."
When the presenter asked for clarification that the couple were claiming Kim was cheating on Reggie with Kanye, the rapper replied by saying he had driven the Golddigger hitmaker to hotels to meet her.
He replied: "I was dropping him to the telly."
Nothing shocking here. Move along now, children.
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Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush might be back together
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush were seen having lunch together at the Beverly Hills Hotel over the weekend, leading many to believe that the two are back together. Or maybe Reggie was just hungry. I know, shocking theory. A witness told Hollywood Life:
"Kim and Reggie had a late brunch. They sat in the outdoor patio area for almost two hours eating, laughing and definitely flirting. Kim had The McCarthy Salad and Reggie had Eggs Benedict. They split two appetizers including the Chicken Tortilla Soup and the Jumbo Lump Crab Cake. They sat toward the back in the patio which is more intimate and private. Kim looked really pretty and was very friendly with everyone, and so was Reggie."Reggie must have been so touched that there wasn't a cameraman hovering over him and a producer telling him to repeat his last line to Kim about "wanting to make things work this time." It's romantic stories like these that make me believe in the healing power of true love. Happy Valentine's Day everyone.
Not only was this a super-public place to have a date, but sources confirm that the couple was very OK with greeting fans and not hiding their attraction. One interesting detail that we learned from another source: the date was NOT being filmed for any reality show. This is further proof that their attraction is real!
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Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian in 2009
Kris Jenner actually pressured Reggie Bush to call his ex/her daughter, Kim Kardashian, on the night of her wedding to boost ratings for the special that ran on E!. Wow. Despite that, Reggie's still thinking about getting back together with Kim. Run Reggie. Run as far away from this family as you can, Forrest Gump style. A source told the National Enquirer:
"Reggie would take Kim back, but he's making it absolutely clear he doesn't want their romance to appear on her show. He refuses to have the cameras follow his every step with Kim and record their private conversations."So Kris Jenner was trying to pimp her daughter to another man on her wedding day for the sake of ratings? This, my friends, is what I call par for the course. Nothing about these slugs shocks me anymore. It wouldn't surprise me if it were to come out that Kris was holding the camera during Kim's interracial porno with Moesha's less-talented little brother. As a matter of fact, I wouldn't bet against Kris tongue-polishing Reggie Bush's cervix-smasher before he plows into fatty if it meant getting a mention on TMZ TV. Wow, who would have thought that Robert Kardashian would be the one with at least a shred of dignity in this family?
Reggie, who plays for the Miami Dolphins, has already butted heads with Kim's mother/manager Kris Jenner over her request that he phone Kim the night of her wedding, which was filmed for a two-part special on the E! network, according to the source. "Kris wanted to have Reggie call Kim for ratings," the source revealed, "He wouldn't do it." (Print Edition - 12/12)
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Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian in 2008
Could Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian be reuniting? Honestly, if that's a question that's keeping you up at night, just go ahead and kill yourself right now. A "Kardashian family friend" told Life & Style:
"Reggie reached out to Kim via text shortly after she announced she was filing for divorce to make sure she was okay. They've stayed in touch ever since, texting and talking. Kim was Reggie's first love. He knows she's hurting right now, but when the time is right, he'll swoop in and take care of her.Reggie Bush was fatty's first love? Good lord in heaven, if William Ray Norwood Jr's pee didn't win this classy little filly's heart, then I can only imagine what act elevated Reggie into being Kim's knight in shining armor (my guess is a hot carl or possibly a rusty tromblumpkin).
"He's concerned about her; he's making sure she's holding it together. Reggie always knew that it wasn't going to work [between Kim and Kris], so he's been waiting and watching."
It really must suck when people like Jenna Jameson and Ray Lewis look at you with disgust. When a semen mop and an ALLEGED murderer (charges were pleaded down after Ray ratted on his friends) can look down their noses at you, then you've hit rock bottom . Nevertheless, Kim and Reggie deserve each other. They both did things that *technically* may not be illegal, but are definitely immoral.
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Kim Kardashian out and about in L.A. (8/9)
Reggie Bush - who may or may not have given Kim Kardashian an STD back in 2009 - still wants his old girlfriend back. And he's definitely not above sending her awkward text messages and voice mails to drive home his point. An insider told Life & Style:
"He’s been sending text messages to Kim and leaving her voice mails, telling her she’s making a mistake and that he’s the one for her. In the past, Kim was friendly to Reggie but now she’s stopped responding ... He was begging her to call off the wedding — and give him another chance."If Reggie has a problem with Kim getting married to Kris, rather than continuing to text her, he should just
Reggie’s been texting Kim using a special nickname they’ve always kept as a secret between the two of them. "She used to love that nickname," Kim’s pal reveals, "but now that he’s using it when she’s about to get married to someone else, it’s just annoying to her." The pal adds, "She was burned by the end of their relationship, and she’s truly moved on."
Speaking of Khloe -- sleeper pick in fantasy football this season. If you can get her in the 15th round or lower, that's good value.
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Melissa Molinaro leaving BOA Steakhouse in West Hollywood (6/3)
No Kim Kardashian did not dump Kris Humphries to date Reggie Bush again. Reggie's just dating a Kim lookalike . . . minus the ass. From Popeater:
The stunner on Bush's arm is Melissa Molinaro, an actress trying to make it in the business with a little help from her Kardashian-like looks. Molinaro's highest publicity gig so far was the Old Navy commercial spot that had many doing a double take, wondering if the Kardashian clan's queen bee was the newest face of the affordable brand.If the guy has a particular taste in women, can you really blame him for going after a girl that's his "type"? At least with this chick, Reggie doesn't have to keep reminding himself that millions of other dudes have seen her naked or that he'll have to buy toilet paper by the pallet. Of course, there is one thing that this chick presumably won't have that Kim does:
Bush even celebrated the Molinaro's birthday with the famous Armenian-American impersonator earlier this month at Beverly Hills' Boa Steakhouse.
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Rihanna leaving the Mein Schiff 2 cruise ship in Hamburg, Germany (5/9)
So I guess Rihanna is dating Reggie Bush now. That dirty slut! From the Chicago Sun Times:
While things are heating up between Rihanna and Reggie Bush, the NFL star reportedly is worried about all the press attention the duo will attract — similar to his previous relationship with Kim Kardashian.Why is this guy worried about the "press attention"? He used to date Kim Kardashian. If he could put up with that publicity whore, he can certainly put up with whatever press Rihanna generates. Besides, making sure his relationship with Rihanna stays out of the limelight should be easy for Reggie. All he has to do is use an open palm -- those things rarely leave bruises.
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Mayra Veronica in all her glory
Apparently Kim Kardashian -- who Reggie Bush dated for over two years without popping the question to -- is a little angry with her ex-boyfriend for proposing to his new girlfriend Mayra Veronica after just six months of dating. Hmmm, maybe it's because she never profited from a graphic sex tape featuring her and an ex-boyfriend? Maybe that's why Kim. From the Chicago Sun Times:
Kim Kardashian’s on-again, off-again romance with Reggie Bush ended earlier this year, but the reality star and merchandising maven is said to be very upset about the New Orleans Saints player apparently becoming engaged to her look-alike — Cuban model and singer Mayra Veronica — after only six months of dating. Veronica is sporting quite the sparkler, said to be “a friendship ring.”Why does Kim care who Reggie's banging? Is she surprised that a world champion athlete worth millions of dollars has been able to move on to another floozy? Sorry Kim, if you don't want your ex-boyfriend moving on to another piece of ass, you're going to have to date someone no other women are interested in. I'd recommend a gossip blogger.
A longtime Kardashian insider said Monday, “Kim is one of those people who can’t stand someone having something she wanted — even after she no longer wants it. It’s weird, but she’s obsessive that way. Go figure."
I'm so lonely.
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