Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush at The Cheesecake Factory in Brentwood (10/10)
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Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian at the grand opening of Opium nightclub at the Seminole Hardrock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood, FL (4/11)
Reggie Bush is back on Kim Kardashian. Literally. Kim flew to New Orleans to see him shortly after her sister Khloe's wedding on Sunday. From
E!:
Wearing her purple "Mr. and Mrs. Odom" sweats, the E! reality star hopped on the first flight to New Orleans late Sunday night following her sister's nuptials.
"The wedding made her miss him, so she flew to see him," an insider tells E! News.
Kim and Reggie split in July after more than two years, and while they have been spotted together since, this is the first confirmation that they are once again coupled up.
Conversation between Kim and Kourtney Kardashian after Khloe's wedding:
Kim: *stunned look*
Kourtney: *stunned look*
Kim: What the fuck just happened?
Kourtney: I don't know Kim. Hold me.
Kim: I can't believe that, of the the three of us, the "big one" got married first. And to a multimillionaire -- just like how mom taught us.
Kourtney: She can't even fit in my back seat, Kim. SHE CAN'T EVEN FIT IN MY BACK SEAT! *falls down, has seizure on grass*
Kim: We haven't talked in six months, but would it be too forward to fly to New Orleans after the reception and ask Reggie to marry me?
Kourtney: Do it Kim. They have really good medication
to treat herpes nowadays.
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush out and about in Miami (5/18)
Yesterday I
called bullshit on the claims that Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian's breakup was mutual. Today we have some confirmation that the split was anything but on friendly terms. From the
Chicago Sun Times:
But Bush had been cheating on Kardashian -- pretty openly -- "something of a big joke between his friends," said the source. On top of all that, Kardashian discovered one of the "other women" in Bush's stable was about to sell her tale to one of the supermarket tabloids -- something Kardashian reportedly quashed.
And this painfully obvious blind item from
BlindGossip.com:
Which half-jock couple isn’t telling the truth about their breakup? Both parties are sticking to the same story: it was mutual and they still really, really care about each other, but their careers forced them to spend too much time apart. LOL. Not even close. The truth is that he was a dog. Not the cute, cuddly type you carry around for a photo op. No, he was the two-timing, non-condom-wearing kind of sinner. She wound up with an STD that he picked up from one of his pickups.
The sex tape, the shopping, the inflated sense of self-worth, the STDs, it's crazy how much Kim's life has paralleled Paris Hilton's. Wait . . . does Kim's OB/GYN also close her eyes, say a few words in ancient tongue, and make the "Sign of the Cross" before each one of her examinations?
Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian at Wet Republic at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas (3/28)
When asked about marrying her boyfriend Reggie Bush last December, Kim Kardashian said: "We are totally happy, and we have a great relationship, and it's definitely where things are heading. But hopefully it will be a surprise!" Sorry Kim, but you just got dumped. Surprise! From
Us Weekly:
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush have split, her rep confirms to Usmagazine.com. "Nobody cheated," a source close to the couple says. "This is just a case of conflicting schedules and their lives going in different directions.It was a totally mutual decision."
Mutual my ass. Breakups are never mutual. Reggie dumped her so he could prepare for another season with the Saints of running 10-15 yards per carry, yet only actually gaining 3.8 yards. Either way, I expect Kim to go crazy over this next year. She's gonna have more Lakers inside her than the Staples Center.
Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush outside a hotel in Ojai, CA (6/1)
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Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush arriving to the Lakers vs. Nuggets game at the Staples Center (5/27)
Star magazine reported yesterday that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush got engaged. Nope. Just a misunderstanding. Kim wrote on
her blog:
I am not engaged!!! My new publicist was talking with Star Magazine earlier today and accidently referred to Reggie as my fiance so they posted the news on their website! There have been so many rumors flying around recently about Reggie and I being engaged that she assumed we were! So, sorry Star Magazine for ruining your exclusive! It's totally my publicist's fault haha. She said she gets so many wedding requests she thought we were actually engaged. The rumors about me picking out my ring recently are also not true! I don't know where all this comes from!!
Nine.
Nine exclamation points. And only eight sentences. Don't think for a second that famous people aren't complete morons. I feel like I'm meth or something reading that statement. I need a fucking Xanax.
Kim Kardashian's ass and Reggie Bush in New York earlier this year
Kim Kardashian supposedly is trying to sell pics of her partying with boyfriend Reggie Bush over the weekend. Big deal, right? Not exactly. Bush, who missed his team's game in London on Sunday, is supposed to be recovering from knee surgery. A source told MSNBC:
"Kim was peddling pictures of Reggie Bush partying with her in Vegas while he's supposedly 'injured'. She is trying to make it out to look like he isn't hurt, that he's pulling a fast one on his team and just partying it up with her instead of being with the Saints. You could argue if he's well enough to party in Vegas, he could at least show his support on the sidelines, but selling pictures? That's pretty low too." (Source)
What a conniving floozy. She's gonna cost Reggie about a $50,000 fine if this shit is true. It's bad enough that Reggie isn't all that good, but he doesn't need to piss away $50K. That will sting, even though there's a healthy flow of the stuff. Nope, flushing that sort of cash down the toilet simply because Kim enjoys that sort of behavior is unacceptable. Kim needs to understand Reggie's career is number one, even though being number oned on made her famous. Wow, am I hammering home the pee pee humor or what?
Kim Kardashian already planning her wedding to Reggie Bush
Even though her boyfriend Reggie hasn't technically asked her to get married yet, Kim Kardashian is already planning their wedding. Note to Reggie Bush: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! Kim told In Touch Weekly:
"I was in Vegas last weekend for a bachelorette party and saw how hectic it is to plan a wedding, so I've decided to start planning mine before being asked!"A close friend of the couple, who have been dating for more than a year, reveals that Kim, 27, and Reggie, 23, will eventually tie the knot. "They're in love, but football practice is starting — so no wedding bells for at least six months to a year." Reggie would be Kim's second husband: she was wed to Damon Thomas from 2000–04.
This is just wishful thinking on Kim's part. Professional athletes don't get married, they get paternity tests. Besides, if Kim does end up getting married, she's gonna have a hard time finding a wedding dress with a train long enough to cover her ass. At least I'll know the perfect wedding gift to send them when their big day does come: a beautiful four-tiered urinal cake.
[WENN]
