Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon jogging in Brentwood (4/10)

Last month it was revealed that Reese Witherspoon was pregnant for the third time. I know, slut! But anyways, that's Reese jogging in Brentwood yesterday. Wait a minute, it's possible to exercise when you're pregnant? Jessica Simpson's head just exploded. And you know what? It had a delicious nougat center..

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Reese Witherspoon hiking in L.A. (3/21)

Like Adriana Lima, Reese Witherspoon is also pregnant yet again. Unlike Adriana, Reese doesn't look like this in a bikini. Or this. Or this. Or this. Or this. Or this. Though Reese hasn't announced anything officially, a source told Us Weekly that she's three months along:

"Reese is right around 12 weeks," one source explains, adding that the This Means War star is "not planning to announce it."

Pals of Witherspoon and [her husband], high-powered CAA agent Jim Toth, 41, aren't shocked by the happy news. "Reese and Jim have been trying to get pregnant," one pal says.

And now that the A-list couple are breaking the news to a small circle of friends, their baby joy is obvious.

"The timing is right," one source says. "She's so happy!"

Dammit, why does every pregnancy story have to be so damn cheerful and full of joy? Just once I want to read about some parents who are legitimately bummed out. "Tom and Katie were pretty angry when the pregnancy test came back positive. They fired Suri's nanny after they caught her stealing silver and they're just not sure they want to go through the hiring process to bring in someone new. Luckily they have a few months left to decide if they want to abort, but it definitely seems like they're leaning that way."

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Reese Witherspoon at the premiere of This Means War at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (2/8)

I can't help but think that Reese Witherspoon is trying to grab our attention in some way. Is that a new hairstyle?

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, December 6

Reese Witherspoon antique shopping in L.A. (pics start here)

Jessica Alba at Whole Foods in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Sofia Vergara at the premiere of New Year's Eve at Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood (pics start here)

Emily Blunt arriving at a gym in Hollywood (pics start here)

Sarah Shahi on the set of Fairly Legal in Vancouver (pics start here)

Jennifer Garner leaving a salon in Pacific Palisades (pics start here)

Brad Pitt leaving the Bloomberg Tower in Midtown Manhattan (pics start here)

Kirstie Alley shopping in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Kendra Wilkinson, husband Hank Baskett, and their son Hank Baskett IV at Brandon's Village playground in Calabasas (pics start here)

Josh Duhamel leaving his office in Brentwood (pics start here)

Kiefer Sutherland on the set of his new TV show Touch in L.A. (pics start here)

Liv Tyler arriving at Heathrow Airport in London (pics start here)

Jeff Goldblum and his girlfriend shopping at The Grove (pics start here)

*123 paparazzi pictures total in the gallery:

Reese Witherspoon is noticeable

Reese Witherspoon went for a walk yesterday in Brentwood. And that's pretty much it. Nothing else significant about these pics whatsoever so let's just all move along and never mention this again . . . *starts whistling innocently*

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Reese Witherspoon out and about in Venice Beach (10/28)

See the purse that Reese Witherspoon is carrying? It's made of python and has been illegal to buy in the state of California since 1970. YOU MONSTER!!! From the Daily Mail:

While the Oscar-winning actress, 35, will not be in trouble with the law, she has been criticised for carrying the exclusive Chloe Paraty python and leather bag.

A spokeswoman for animal rights charity PETA told the Mail: "No matter how much Reese paid for that bag, the animals paid a much higher price. Every year, millions of snakes are impaled on hooks or nailed to trees by their heads and skinned alive ... We can't imagine that she'd wish to contribute to this hidden suffering, especially for something as frivolous as a fashion accessory that can be replicated with no bloodshed.

Ironically Reese has previously been voted the world's sexiest vegetarian by animal rights group PETA.

So what if that purse is illegal in California. There are a lot of things that are illegal in this state that aren't illegal elsewhere. For example, did you know that the age of consent in more than 30 states is 16? In California, you can get arrested for sleeping with a girl that age . . . even if she says she's 18 . . . and has an I.D. in her wallet . . . and promises not to tell the school's administrators. Now that I think about it, her wallet having a big picture of Pokémon on the front should have been a dead giveaway.

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Paparazzi photos from Tuesday, October 18

Reese Witherspoon jogging in Brentwood (pics start here)

Kaylee DeFer on the set of Gossip Girl in New York (pics start here)

Kendra Wilkinson arriving to a cocktail party at The Ivy in Sydney, Australia (pics start here)

Lauren Conrad leaving Tru nightclub in Hollywood (pics start here)

Katy Perry leaving Nobu in London (pics start here)

Logan Lerman stopping by CityTV studios in Vancouver (pics start here)

Kirsten Dunst leaving a nail salon in Studio City (pics start here)

Shia LaBeouf riding his bike in Vancouver (pics start here)

Calista Flockhart out and about in Brentwood (pics start here)

Selma Blair out and about in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Naomi Watts arriving on a flight at LAX airport (pics start here)

Reality star Taylor Armstrong (The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills) at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Rosario Dawson on the set of Trance in London (pics start here)

Hilary Duff leaving Chelsea Lately studios in L.A. (pics start here)

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Reese Witherspoon out and about in Brentwood yesterday

No doubt to burn off the calories from the ice cream she ate earlier in the day (above), Reese Witherspoon went jogging yesterday in Santa Monica. She didn't quite finish the jog because some senior citizen ran her over. Aw man, I hate when that happens. From E!:

The car that hit Witherspoon, who was running within an unmarked crosswalk, was going approximately 20 miles per hour, police said.

The driver was an 84-year-old woman who was interviewed at the scene and then cited for failing to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk. Witherspoon was transported via ambulance to a nearby hospital [and released].

According to Reese's rep, she suffered no serious injuries and is "resting comfortably at home." Good to hear. It's important to keep your chin up in situations like these. Sets a good example for your kids. I just hope she's not afraid to go jogging again. If you take one in the chin like this, it's important to get out there as soon as possible again. You don't want to let it affect you . . . chin chin chin.

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Reese Witherspoon surfing in Kauai (8/19)

I know there's probably another explanation for this picture, but I really want to believe that Reese Witherspoon is a closet white supremacist. Joke's on you, lovers of sappy romantic comedies! Your movie ticket money has been funding Reese's secret underground militia in Wyoming bent on world destruction!

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Reese Witherspoon in Kauai (8/18)

When you spend 20 minutes cropping, shrinking, cropping some more, zooming in, and cropping some more, Reese Witherspoon [and her hideous swimsuit] actually looks pretty hot. It's like magic! I feel like David Copperfield, but you know, less "rapey."

*full size, less flattering pic here

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