Rashida Jones has gorgeous eyes
Even though Rashida Jones used to date President Obama's speechwriter Jon Favreau (not, no the actor), she told Playboy
that they never did the nasty in the White House. Oh c'mon. Live a little. Via the New York Post
"Oh my God, no. I mean, have you been to the White House?" asked the Parks and Recreation star. "People are sitting around watching you from every angle. They’re also, like, planning on how to keep us from economic collapse. They’re protecting our nation. They’re not having sex. Well, I mean, I know sex has occurred in the White House. Just not with me."
Rashida's right, sex "has occurred in the White House." You just have to be the President, First Lady, or an intern to get some. Of course, if Rashida had really wanted to get fucked while she was in Washington, all she would have had to do was visit Capitol Hill -- Congress has been screwing more Americans than NAFTA and Wilt Chamberlain combined.*15 Rashida Jones pictures total in the gallery:
The 2011 Costume Institute Gala: Just the Attractive People
The Annual Costume Institute Gala was last night at the The Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, and a ton of hot ass showed up. Pretty much anyone who's anyone was there. I hate to be the one to break this to you, but if you weren't invited to this thing, you're most definitely ugly. I'm looking at you, Cameron Diaz.
This took me all damn morning to edit (43 celebrities, 171 pictures), so click around:*171 Costume Institute Gala pictures total in the gallery:
Leighton Meester is rather attractive
The 4th Annual "Art of Elysium" charity gala was on Saturday night and all sorts of hot sluts showed up. Like Leighton Meester, above. Oops, I meant "attractive women." All sorts of attractive women showed up. Leighton really hates when I call her dirty names. Oh sure, I can pull your hair and spank you, but calling you a "filthy naughty slut" is really taking things too far, isn't it? I want my coffeemaker back, bitch.
150 picture of attractive women in the gallery so click around:*151 Art of Elysium pictures total in the gallery:
Rashida Jones at the 2009 ESPY Awards at the NOKIA Center in L.A.
Is John Mayer banging actress Rashida Jones? Of course he is. Why wouldn't he be? What a ridiculous question to ask. From Hollyscoop
John was spotted on a romantic date with actress Rashida Jones Friday night at the Chateau Marmont, Hollyscoop can confirm exclusively.
The couple was having dinner in a secluded area when John "took the guitar from someone who was performing and at the Chateau and performed an impromptu performance for Rashida."
His audience included Paul Rudd and Jason Segel. The crowd "went wild when he performed his new song," an eyewitness tells Hollyscoop exclusively. Mayer got such a great response from fellow diners, he even performed his hit "Your Body is a Wonderland" for Rashida.
Damn, that's pretty smooth singing serenading a girl with your hit song to convince her to go back to your place. I bet it works better that my normal line: "Let's wait until 11:15 or so to go back to my place. My mom usually watches Law & Order
: For those of you wondering, John's now banged 120 of Maxim
's Hot 100. I don't know how that's possibly but he just has.