Just another day in L.A.

Damn, the new season of Biggest Loser is really taking things to the extreme. From KTLA:
A Twitter user captured a picture of a naked man running on the 405 Freeway in West Los Angeles Tuesday morning. The unidentified man was only wearing a pair of black socks and the CHP says he was trying to speak to drivers as they slowed down near Pico Blvd.

The man ran off the freeway at Santa Monica Blvd and reportedly tried to attack a woman before being apprehended by police. He was taken to a local hospital.
This doesn't even make the Top 5 of the weirdest shit I've seen in L.A.

Oh yeah, I love cock with my biscotti. I thought I was the only one . . .

via ONTD

Funniest. Accident. Ever.

I think I saw this in a cartoon once. Pacific Coast News says:
Starsky and Crotch -- A police officer on a motorcycle hit the rear of a convertible car and landed in the back seat - hurting his private parts. Motorcycle officer Anthony Parente was attempting to stop the driver of the BMW 323 for a minor traffic offense and sounded his siren. But when the driver applied his brakes Parente hit the rear fender - sending him flying through the air into the car.

The embarrassed traffic cop was left with his legs dangling out the side of the car as other officers were called to help. Parente, of Redondo Beach Police Department in California, suffered bruising to his groin following the fender bender.

According to his official police report into the crash he suffered "soft tissue damage" which "caused some intimacy problems with my spouse."
I don't mean to make light of this accident, but yes I do. The only way this could have been funnier is if an anvil dropped on his head after he landed in the back seat.

*5 pictures total in the gallery:

  • Motorcycle Accident 1
  • Motorcycle Accident 2
  • Motorcycle Accident 3
  • Motorcycle Accident 4
  • Motorcycle Accident 5

Boy if I had a nickle for every time I've been in the middle of a 10-person tranny fight in a taco shop at 2 AM . . .

[via Dlisted]

Wow, it didn't even have to buy her a drink.

This is pretty awesome

I know this has nothing to do with celebrity gossip but if you think I would pass up the chance to post video of a 6-year-old getting OWNED, you obviously don't know me very well.