Rande Gerber

Cindy Crawford bikini pics! (Mexico - 11/28)

If you're like most people, you probably spent the holiday weekend relaxing at your lush private villa in Mexico. Cindy Crawford was no exception. Along with her husband Rande Gerber, she joined George Clooney and his girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis at Clooney's home in Puerto Vallarta Los Cabos. According to my awesome imagination, Saturday night's game of "Spin the Bottle" went way too far and Cindy ended up waking up next to Elisabetta the next morning. But it's all good though, because what happens in Mexico stays in Mexico.*

*I mean, besides herpes**

**Screw you Spring Break 2004

Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber in London last year

It's looking more and more likely that Cindy Crawford married a freaking pervert. Already being sued for sexual harassment by two employees of a club he owns in San Diego, another employee of a club he owns in New Orleans is making the same claims. Rande's harassment -- it knows no state borders. From the National Enquirer:

Gerber made his move when they piled into a limo with a group of friends to drive to a strip club in the Big Easy, Kubiak told The Enquirer in an exclusive interview.

"Rande suggested I sit on his lap. We were all pretty drunk by then," she says. They kissed several times, and Gerber invited her back to his hotel room. But when they got to his room, the night "got kind of weird," Kubiak said. She said that she passed out on Rande's bed, and when she woke up, he was wearing nothing but a towel and undressing her!

"That's when things came to a screeching halt," she said. "I freaked out and told him I had to leave."

When she returned to work at Whiskey Blue, "the managers acted differently toward me," and she was fired not long after, said Kubiak, now 32.

"If Cindy is under the impressions that she has a faithful husband and she's his only intimate partner, then maybe she should have a reality check," she added. (Print Edition - 5/18)

Boy if I had a nickel for every time this sort of thing happened to me . . . you meet a fun girl, have a wild night out on the town, and just when things are about to get intimate the unthinkable happens: she wakes up. For once I'd just like to meet that special someone -- that one person I can carry home to mom. The first quality I'm looking for in a woman -- that she stays unconscious.

Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber in Maui in 2007

A little too friendly. He's being sued for sexual harassment by two former employees of a nightclub he owns in San Diego. I guess you're not supposed to put your hand up hot chicks' dresses -- even if you own the club. Who knew? From E!:

A pair of women who once worked as waitresses at the Gerber Group's Moonstone Lounge at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego, Calif., filed suit against the company and its namesake in March, saying they were fired after refusing Gerber's and other staffers' advances.

One of the plaintiffs claims that, on one night in 2008, Gerber tried to kiss her three times and then put his hand up her dress in an attempt to reach between her legs. Shelly Scott and Gillian Walker are asking for unspecified damages.

So, if this story is to be believed, a man who married a woman based solely on her appearance may have sexually mistreated other good looking women? Impossible. However, there is one understandable excuse for why a guy would want to hook up with a couple of younger women rather than his 1990's supermodel wife: gravity.