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Gwyneth Paltrow needs to shut the fuck up

One of the top Hindu scholars in the U.S. is blasting Gwyneth Paltrow for all the asinine shit she writes on her "health and lifestyle" website Goop. Rajan Zed is a little pissed that the actress uses religious terminology in her "mundane" weekly musings -- musings that she promotes as deep and philosophical. He said:
"There are not many deep, spiritual and philosophical thoughts in the blog, which are an essential part of nourishing the inner self. The actress needs to grow-up and stop writing about mundane topics like 'Boots by Gucci', 'Banana Pancakes', 'The Hungry Cat' and 'Tweezerman' - in which she talks about taming the unruly eyebrows of men. Instead, she needs to talk about topics like realizing self, immortality, deeper reality, eternity, soul, inner realms of the mind and spirit, pure consciousness. That's if she's truly serious about inner aspect."
With such self-absorbed musings as "embrace your inner aspect," we should all fondly look back on what's widely regarded as the high point in Gwyneth's acting career: when she won her Academy Award for Shakespeare in Love when Brad Pitt found her head in a box in Seven. All of which leads to the real reason why the Hindus are upset with Gwyneth: she's a pompous *cow*.

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