Rachel Bilson

Rachel Bilson in Barbados (4/16)

Rachel Bilson is currently on vacation in Barbados with boyfriend Hayden Christensen, and yesterday she was sportin' a nice little sunburn. Poor little thing. I bet Rachel wanted to bring sunscreen, but Hayden made her leave it at home because he's so domineering. What a jerk he is, Rachel. I heard a rumor that he likes to jump homeless people in the middle of the night and steal their shoes. Their old, ratty shoes! It's just shocking. Call me, baby.

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Rachel Bilson in the April issue of Cosmopolitan

Cooking, tight dresses, and short skirts? Rachel Bilson might be the coolest girlfriend ever. From the New York Daily News:

Rachel Bilson graces the April cover of Cosmopolitan magazine, and opens up about her life and style with boyfriend Hayden Christensen in an inside interview. The 31-year-old former "O.C." actress explains how she and Christensen, 31, make their relationship work despite busy schedules.

"I'm a really good girlfriend - I always put all that first in my life," said Bilson. "I'm definitely the person who would make him his favorite dinner to come home to. I love to cook, so we make dinner at home a lot and watch movies."

"Guys are so visual," she said. "I can never go wrong with a tight dress or a short skirt."

There is no possible way a girl could be this cool. She's compensating for something, isn't she? Like a secret cock. Rachel Bilson has a secret cock. Believing that is the only way I'm gonna be able to get to sleep tonight.

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Rachel Bilson stopped at airport for looking too young

Wait, does this mean if you like Rachel Bilson, you're a pedophile? Well then sign me up! Via Contact Music:

Rachel Bilson was stopped by airport security because they thought she was too young to be traveling alone. The 31-year-old actress was stopped at Los Angeles International Airport because an official thought she looked like a child but the petite brunette is still worried about getting older.

The 'Hart of Dixie' star told the March issue of Women's Health UK: "I know I look super young. I was flying back home into LAX the other day and the security guard at the airport stopped me and said, 'Honey, where's your family?' And I'm like, 'I'm 31!' Maybe when I'm 40 I'll appreciate it, but as I get older and get wrinkles I'm worried it'll be, 'She's the weirdest-looking teenager I've ever seen."'

Whew! Boy, do I feel better about my feelings for Rachel. When I'm whittling the trunk, the image I have on my mind -- as well as expertly photoshopped on my computer -- is that of Rachel playing jump rope in a Chuck E. Cheese wearing a Hello Kitty belly shirt and bedazzled miniskirt. I feel much better now that I know that TSA agents are having the same thoughts that I am, and that they are protecting this great nation of ours. God Bless the TSA, and God Bless America.

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Rachel Bilson out and about in Los Feliz (8/29)

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Paparazzi photos from Thursday, August 16

Rachel Bilson leaving Eat Well Coffee Shop in Glendale (pics start here)

Lindsay Price leaving the Tracy Anderson Method gym in Studio City (pics start here)

Nicole Richie leaving a gym in Studio City (pics start here)

Jennifer Carpenter leaving Starbucks in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Jordana Brewster leaving Ralph's in Beverly Hills (pics start here)

Malin Akerman leaving the Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Jessica Biel out and about in London (pics start here)

Lady Gaga arriving at the Hilton Hotel in Bucharest, Romania (pics start here)

Kate Beckinsale at the London premiere of Total Recall at Vue Leicester Square (pics start here)

Alice Eve at Beverly Hills Nail Design (pics start here)

Jesse Metcalfe and Cara Santana leaving Cecconi's in West Hollywood (pics start here)

Rihanna arriving at Narita International Airport in Tokyo (pics start here)

Rose McGowan and a mystery man shopping at Gelson's Supermarket in L.A. (pics start here)

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Rachel Bilson out and about in Beverly Hills (7/10)

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Rachel Bilson filming The Marilyn Denis Show in Toronto (5/29)

MY CAPTION: Rachel Bilson doing her best "Lindsay Lohan at a casting call in desperate need of a job" impression

YOUR CAPTION: Leave it in the comments . . .

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Rachel Bilson at The CW Network's 2012 Upfront Presentation at New York City Center (5/17)

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Rachel Bilson bikini pics! (Barbados - 4/12)

Rachel Bilson and her boyfriend, terrible actor Hayden Christensen, are currently on vacation in Barbados. That's Rachel hitting the beach, above. Hayden was in the pic, but I cropped him out. Maybe next time you, too, should have nice tits and an awesome ass, Mr. Smarty Pants.

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Rachel Bilson leaving a liquor store in Los Feliz (3/7)

+ Funniest label ever? [BroBible]

+ Alyssa Miller gets topless for fashion (NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Candice Swanepoel unleashes her sexy bikini curves [Popoholic]
+ It's Cameron Diaz's boobs [TaxiDriverMovie]
+ Kristen Bell is a little hottie [Just Jared]

+ Stacy Keibler wants Clooney's seed now [Cele|bitchy]
+ Guess what Megan Fox is afraid of . . . [Evil Beet]
+ Jennifer Love Hewitt is proud of her boobs [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
+ Kristin Davis is pretty in pink [I'm Not Obsessed]

LIST OF THE DAY: 25 people passed out in public

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