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Rachel Bilson leaving Aroma Cafe in Studio City (6/9)

Rachel Bilson outside her home last year

Rachel Bilson's house in Los Feliz was robbed earlier this month. The exact date of the robbery is unknown as Bilson's been in Canada with fiancé Hayden Christensen for the past two weeks. Her mom discovered the theft earlier this week when she stopped by the house. There were no obvious signs of forced entry as Rachel always leaves her second floor bathroom window unloc . . . do me a favor and pretend you didn't read that. A source told People:

"She's shaken. She feels violated. They stole all her designer labels - shoes, clothes, bags … She collected a lot of vintage shoes - she's a size 5 - and they took them all. All her jewelry, including some handed down to her by her grandmother. Fashion is her passion. She's devastated."

Bilson's rep confirmed the break-in, and said the loss is estimated to be in the hundreds of thousands of dollars.

We might as well start brainstorming for the title of Rachel's sex tape that was stolen and I know it was stolen because I believe in God. Here's what I have so far:

The O(ral). C.

Rachel Getting Buried

Jumpher

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Rachel Bilson out and about in New York (5/1)

The Costume Institute Gala was sexy

Believe it or not, not everyone at the Costume Institute Gala last night dressed like a complete jackass. The list of winners (there's 147 pictures on PAGE 2. This post took me god damn forever to edit and upload so do me a favor and click on some of them):

Miranda Kerr
Bar Refaeli
Kate Bosworth
Blake Lively
Cindy Crawford
Marion Cotillard
Diane Kruger
Heidi Klum
Jessica Biel
Karolina Kurkova
Rachel Bilson
Victoria Beckham
Jessica Alba
Gisele
Selma Blair
Kate Beckinsale
Eva Longoria
Ivanka Trump
Melania Trump
Rosario Dawson

Good god. It reads like a hit list of chicks I routinely beat off to.

Rachel Bilson (wearing the celeb-favorite Skyline Jean from Paige) out and about in Hollywood (3/6)

+ Introducing Mrs. Adriana Lima-Jaric. Ouch. [Bastardly]

+ Karla is the cute college girl of the week [College Humor]
+ Jennifer Love Hewitt showing a little belly [Drunken Stepfather]
+ Amber Heard is Frickin' Sexy in GQ Italy [Egotastic!]
+ That's not what you're supposed to wear to the beach Hayden [Hollywood Tuna]

+ It's Hilary Duff's cleavage! [Popoholic]
+ Will she please just shut up already [Just Jared]
+ Marcia Cross is good people [I'm Not Obsessed]
+ Shauna Sand wants her daughter to be a whore [The Blemish]

+ Drew Barrymore does not look like that [Dlisted]
+ Jimmy Kimmell and Sarah Silverman break up again [Cele|bitchy]
+ A little something for the ladies [A Socialite's Life]
+ Female celebs with man hands [CityRag]

Rachel Bilson walking her dog at Griffith Park in L.A. (10/29)

+ Cheryl Tweedy is one of the hottest girls alive [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Abigail Clancy is also one of the hottest girls alive [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Danielle Lloyd looks like hell [Bastardly]

+ Olivia Munn on Olivia Munn in a Bikini [Egotastic!]

+ Maria Menounos is perfect yet again [Popoholic]

+ Wait a minute . . . there's a beer magazine!?! [I'm Not Obsessed]

+ Someone is actually marrying Corey Haim [Dlisted]

+ Kevin Smith: An X-Rated Primer [College Humor]

+ Mariah Carey debating sexy costume ideas [A Socialite's Life]

+ Kat Von D is see through [Lossip]

+ Meet Gwen Stefani's new baby [Yeeeah!]

+ Britney Spears' cameltoe of the future [CityRag]

+ Janice Dickinson went down a hole [popbytes]

+ Celine Dion wants her husband to stop using condoms [Gabby Babble]

[Pacific Coast News]

Rachel Bilson arriving to a Halloween party in L.A. (10/26)

It's a hippie . . . yet I don't want to light it on fire. I'm so confused. Damn you for doing this to me, Rachel, you sexy little piece of ass, damn you to hell.

Rachel Bilson launching her DKNY Jeans Collection at Macy's Herald Square in New York (10/4)

+ Aubrey O'Day whores up the Body of Lies premiere [Bastardly]

+ A healthy dose of Jessica Biel sideboob [College Humor]

+ Matt Damon does 1/3 of a mini triathlon [I'm Not Obsessed]

+ Olympic hottie Leryn Franco's boob pops out on the runway [Drunken Stepfather]

+ Nicollette Sheridan Does a Bikini Good [Egotastic!]

+ Brad Pitt bikes with Barack Obama . . . sorta [Just Jared]

+ Mariah Carey has some sugar momma cleavage [Hollywood Tuna]

+ Sarah Palin wants to mock Tina Fey [Dlisted]

+ Amy Winehouse's husband sends her dad threatening letters [Cele|bitchy]

+ Sophie Monk is seriously leggy [Popoholic]

+ Your fashion disaster of the day [A Socialite's Life]

+ Elizabeth Hurley turns people on [CityRag]

+ Katy Perry is stacked [The Blemish]

How dare you

Celebslam favorite Rachel Bilson was walking down the street yesterday in Manhattan minding her own business, being cute as all hell, and some asshole-nobody gave her rabbit ears. Just a little warning to the wise guy: I have minions and I will get them to fucking hurt you.

Rachel Bilson in GQ magazine (Feb)

I've already tried that Rachel. It doesn't work.