Rachael Ray


Rachael Ray out and about in New York (1/24)

Here's the first pictures of Rachael Ray since the National Enquirer alleged earlier this week that her husband John Cusimano has been seen with an escort frequenting Checkmate, a swinger's club in New York. She seems to be holding up well. Also holding up well? The delicious souffle she just baked in less than 30 minutes. Less than 30 minutes, you say? WITCHCRAFT! *stabs Rachael Ray with Santoku knife*

*5 Rachael Ray pictures total in the gallery:

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Martha Stewart at the Fontainebleau Hotel in Miami (11/2008)

Martha Stewart isn't exactly a fan of Rachael Ray. On Nightline last night, Stewart blasted the Food Network star, calling her a stupid fat whore. OK, not really. But she was a bitch. Via Us Weekly:
"Well, to me, she professed that she could -- cannot bake," Stewart says of Ray in the interview, [which aired Thursday]. "She -- just did a new cookbook which is just a re-edit of a lot of her old recipes. She -- and that's not good enough for me."

When it comes to writing a book, Stewart says she want to publish something that "is a unique and lasting thing. Something that will really fulfill a need in someone's library." Ray, she says, "is different."

Stewart says Ray is "more of an entertainer ... with her bubbly personality, than she is a teacher, like me. That's not what she's professing to be."
If Martha Stewart really wants to write a book that will draw on her life experiences, she should come out with a cookbook titled: "100 Dishes You Can Bake in Your Toilet -- A Prisoner's Guide to Healthy Living." She already has a built-in 'captive' audience that would almost certainly propel her book to the top of the bestseller list. Of course if Rachael Ray wants to write a book that I'd buy, it'll have to be a picture book titled: "Rachael Ray's Guide to Swallowing an Entire Kielbasa Sausage." Seriously, have you seen that chick's mouth? If it was any bigger, you could throw a ball in it to win a prize.

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