Jessica Simpson renews Proactiv contract
She's passionate about Proactiv because it works DAMMIT! From the New York Post:
Jessica Simpson can forget her singing career if she wants - she's making a killing off Proactiv. The buxom blonde just renewed her deal with the face-wash company and has made new infomercials that will air close to Christmas. "She did re-sign for another year. She has a great relationship with them," said her business manager, David Levin. Simpson was rumored to have gotten a hefty $3 million paycheck for the new ads. (Source)
Note to Jessica Simpson: When the best infomercial your agent can get you is for acne, perhaps it's time to start looking for a new agent/career. Don't get your hopes up but I might be able to call in a favor and get you a face-to-face with the makers of Total Gym, the revolutionary all-in-one system that offers more than 60 proven exercises, and includes a multifunction attachment that delivers even more options. Not only does it employ your own body weight and gravity to provide smooth, fluid resistance, it also folds up for easy storage! Since you look like you could dead-lift a tractor-trailer or Kirstie Alley, you'd obviously be a natural fit--way better than that pussy Chuck Norris. Don't tell him I said that.
