Prince

Roman Abramovich leaving Nello restaurant in New York (10/30)

Being the 51st richest person alive is something I could really get used to. From Janet Charlton's Hollywood:

Russian billionaire Roman Abramovich paid 1.7 million dollars for entertainment at HIS New Year’s bash in St Barts - Beyonce, Gwen Stefani, and Prince, each raked in over a half million dollars to perform for 250 guests at Abramovich’s 90 million dollar St Barts estate. The whole party cost FIVE million dollars.

So predictable. Everyone expects A-listers if you're a billionaire. Roman should have switched things up and brought in a few D-listers to entertain his guests. What would you rather see: Beyonce's fat ass dancing around like she's having a seziure; or Spencer Pratt and Tila Tequila wrestling in an inflatable pool filled with swine flu, urine, and razor blades? Did I mention the pool would be set on fire?

Prince is still a diva

Aw, this is cute. Prince thinks he's still important. From the National Enquirer:

Prince was in full diva mode when he and his security team stopped by Hollywood's Bardot on April 22. The royal rocker parted the crowd by tapping patrons with his flashy diamond-encrusted cane until he got to his VIP table. Once seated, he complained that the crowd was staring at him. (Print Edition - 5/11)

Newsflash Prince: If you don't want people to stare at you, there's three precautions you can take: 1. Don't walk around with a security team -- your last name's not Obama, 2. Don't carry a diamond-encrusted cane that's worth more than most people make in a year, and 3. Wear less eyeliner than your waitress. Oh, and considering your height, sporting clothes from the transgender aisle of GAP Kids isn't the best way to go incognito either.